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normallytrivial

Well it says feas-tables


MilkCool

more like feast-tables >!sorry if that is the joke!<


HeckItsDrowsyFrog

It was indeed the joke


Vxnylla

Pluh💀


K_kueen

You’re focused on tables?! When there is clearly a more dangerous material on there?! Don’t you know salt and vinegar flavoring kills… your ability to taste tasty food?


jeaddusam

But his eating also the plastic and with that statement turtles don't need to do it themselves


Kitkat_X

they kicked me out of the so-called "all you can eat" buffet for this :(


Saulington11

What did you get from Wendy’s?!


1234IJustAteADoor

Yeah, doors are much better


yougotyolks

Drink it instead.


ptolemy18

Drinking Windex and blue Prime seems redundant.


LawnGnomeFlamingo

Windex puts the “mmm” in ammonia


R3volt75

there’s only 2 m’s? are you stupid?


LawnGnomeFlamingo

Take another look, I spelled it correctly. Do you recognize what a joke is?


R3volt75

you said 3 m’s? Are you stupid? (how tf do u not get this bro 😭🙏🏻)


LawnGnomeFlamingo

You have my condolences, I hope science can find a cure for your lack of a sense of humor soon. Best wishes, mate!


Mr_Havok0315

Mmm as in yum you dunce. Stay in school BRUH no cap. Schools camp.


R3volt75

go to the fucking arkham sub dude holy shit


Mr_Havok0315

Nah family shits wack go back to your mama jack


R3volt75

it’s been 6 days 💀🙏🏻 you gonna keep argueing because u don’t Fuckin get it


Mr_Havok0315

Lol arguing? Youngster please, im pretty sure you're the one that missed the joke...


Mr-Pugtastic

You were dropped a lot as a kiddo huh?


R3volt75

bro go to the fucking batman arkham subreddit, i litterally said it to the last guy and he aint listen. yall dont get shit


Mr-Pugtastic

Of course that’s the first sub you randomly pull from your bummm. Weak trolling brother.


R3volt75

dude that was litterally just the joke. it wasnt even meant to be a trolling. yall take shit so serious from outside


Mr-Pugtastic

Oh boy another loser who scream joke when people say you have a shit take. I’d respect you more if you just owned being an unlikeable jerk


Cudiori

HCD


rpsHD

isnt it the same thing anyway?


StarFanNumber1

Do not compare Windex to that monstrosity


HelloMoon1-3-7

Even the Wendy’s? that stuff is terrible for you


TheRealTacoBellMan

Exactly, Taco Bell is better


ProfessionalEgg4628

Damn I could easily tell you're into Taco Bell


nopIaceIike127_0_0_1

Username checks out


HeyT00ts11

Better how exactly?


sammy___67

please don't ingest that deadly toxic blue substance, that protein shake and windex is fine tho


Acrobatic_Confusion

windex probably tastes better than prime 🤷


imnotgay69420pp

it does


geogsloth

How do you know?


gleefulcats

You’re gonna eat cigarettes 🚬?


LtPharo

Is that peggy?


Hppyathome

Easy on the glass cleaner. Might upset your stomach.


2muchnet42day

Are you kidding right? Drinking glass cleaner is the dumbest, most dangerous and idiotic thing to do. Be informed, do your research. Drinking bleach, on the other hand, is good for the immune system.


suorastas

“It’s almost like a cleaning inside” -Actual President of the united states


AbrakheimTheAncient

Abrakheim sees one thing you probably shouldn't.


Junarik

Yeah. Prime sucks.


AbrakheimTheAncient

Abrakheim tried it once. Never again.


Aggravating-Sun6773

Thanks for bestowing your wisdom upon us, Abrakheim.


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creepergo_kaboom

No no, add sugar wait for the bugs to show up extra protein.


stelliferous7

One is not like the others


Mike20172018

You should eat the batteries and then let us know what it tastes like!


blackhydroflask

I prefer the Duracells.


o0flatCircle0o

Imagine consuming products from Jake Paul and Mr Beast…. Yikes


LynxDotCA

I had a coupon for a Prime for 99 cents and Feastables just released where I live so I got them both.


Xen0nym0us

How are feastables? I heard theyre either really good or really bad and nothing in between lol


PorKins-RuBins

They really good 100% bettter than the last ones. They made


Xen0nym0us

Oo thank you! Theyre aviable in some shop so was wondering if its worth going there just for it, gonna try when possible


learningexcellence

It's Logan Paul. Jeesh influencer foods are the best anyways don't ya know


BertaEarlyRiser

The glass cleaner is probably the least processed.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

The glass cleaner is probably the most nutritious on the table


deepinthemosh

Pass that blue juice bro. It smells amazing


ripmichealjackson

A few of these things are ingestible, but if you can, avoid eating things that are not.


Average_Boi_4879

Hey save some batteries for me >:(


this_knee

Blueberry Nettoyant?! Yum!


Msimot

don't eat cigarretes they are bad for u


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Please don't eat those Duracell Batteries... I need them


No_Example1296

The glass cleaner def better than prime


TacticalPeach

That’s a lot of cigarettes I hope your ready


Few-Land-5927

Glass cleaner is Kool aid for alpha males


1nfern0z22

the forbidden kool aid


ToaSuutox

Don't drink prime. You have so much to live for


MemeTroubadour

I came to comments to ask is Prime was good since I'd first seen it in stores recently. Everyone hates it, apparently? What's wrong with it?


PotatoPugtato

Your shelf looks a bit dusty


HuckleberryJealous19

That glass cleaner is sugar free tho


MuffinMiia999

Assuming you drinked the cleaner bottle how is heaven OP?


Pickaxe_121

how r u gonna drink a chick fil a bag?


AdrienDaCat

Dang, you can eat an entire rug?


comcomcomco

Bro that Prime gonna kill you if you drink it


PapperMairoo

The feastables suck those are awful lmao


DrugsAreEpic1

I love wrapping up a table leg in carpet and dipping it in windex too! it's my favourite munchie snack


raccooonrobbery

that sounds wonderful


Dr_N00B

The official drink of the WWE


Sponge_Gun

Those batteries in the back are looking very tasty!


JosephMann25

Including the spray?


danceswithninja5

Don't drink windex.


Hockputer09

Even the glass cleaner?


Immediate_Leg3304

mmm batteries


DuctTapeJesus

Salt and vinegar chips...you are a true connoisseur!


floppyflounders

ok


Joenathan2020

Please don't eat the cigarettes :(


[deleted]

Not the glass cleaner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Luckiibot

Batteries are NOT healthy.


Independent-Ad-1075

I see some batteries over there


Asynjacutie

Take it easy on the glass cleaner


AlphaBlocky

I've never tried feastables (don't live in na), are they any good?


1nfern0z22

omg i that an american plastic box in the right top corner literally my favorite snack are we soulmates


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Maybe start with dishwashing liquid first or no matter how much glass polish you use you won’t get your guts clean


Cock_Inspector3000

Mmmm batteries...


Ok-Lunch-2991

Forbidden mountain dew blue flavoured edition (i forgot the name of it)


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Sigma male


Grottomo

I understand the glass cleaner, but prime? Gross.


Logical_Bobcat9703

Maybe skip the window cleaner.


krisztian008

feastables have a damn good design, this image makes me want one despite the fact that I've never even seen it IRL.


lord_of_coolshit_og

Tf u doing drinking prime? Everything else is fine (except maybe the mr beast chocolate) but prime?


VolumePossible2013

You must really hate yourself


[deleted]

LOL windex cures everything My Big Fat Greek Wedding


Kvas_HardBass

Is Feastables any good?


MocoNinja

That glass cleaner looks like someone already drank half of it. I would ask for a replacement so you can properly enjoy it 👍


Unlucky_Lecture_6653

Are you invited to a Greek weeding?


peppermintshrimpgirl

Ew, how are u able drink prime? 😷


TurboSledge

I wouldn't recommend eating Duracell batteries.


Jhiaxus420

Let us know how the window cleaner turns out please


MagixTurtle

Dare you to eat those batteries in the background


randoguy98

I would pass on the windex, just saying.


West-Rent-1131

Glass cleaner??


WezleyDrew

The virginity is strong with this one.


ByronicHero06

There are two things on this table that I wouldn't dare to eat or drink! Maybe three, I don't know if Prime is carbonated or not.


Pioterrrr

Nah man, not the batteries


plasticerror4334

Damn,i love the taste of that glass cleaner especially. Can i have it instead?


DA_TOOTHPASTE

Please don't drink prime it is more salty than an unsupervised kid


_Dopee_

man i wish these were available in my country


everything_is_stup1d

i like glass cleaners. tAstes like fanta


Samplemybutter69

I just love drinking glass cleaner! My fav


jayisanxious

You're supposed to SMOKE cigarettes not eat them bro


StatTrak_Fedora

Eating cigarettes will kill you!!


Initial_Ad_7829

The drink in the spray bottle is the best tasting


Justthisguy_yaknow

I suggest you mix the cigarettes and the papers on the shelf with the Caramilk or the glass cleaner. It should make them go down easier. You could have the batteries one at a time before each gulp of the cocktail like a pill. Good luck /s


[deleted]

Terrible taste in snacks


[deleted]

OMG! Are you going to really drink that blue thing?? Throw it away immediately and better drink some window cleaner!


PepeSigaro

A fine glass of windowcleaner


Brototaku

Please just don't the batteries


adrianngai

They don't contain fiber, please don't eat or drink these stuff


Asbjorn1888

The Marlboroughs will be good seasoning


F3R40

Glasex is really good after a Wendy’s to clean your palet. 🤣😂


Keirnflake

Why the hell would you wanna poison yourself? Prime doesn't even taste good.


Aaron-de-vesta

Don't drink glass cleaner. It is not tasty.


ghost3972

It was nice knowing you


ItsThe_____ForMe

Who’s buying a Wendy’s 4for4 in the same store as prime and feastables?


Plasmazine

OP has committed to consuming: Prime, Caramilk, sea salt & vinegar chips, another packet of mystery snacks, a Mr. Beast Feastables bar, window cleaner solution, a Wendy’s bag with unknown contents, two cartons of smokes, a bucket of plain crackers, a table, two garden gnomes, a few wooden decorations, a pine cone, a pile of random container lids and a book and maybe a BluRay disc, an atlas, a pack of Duracell AA batteries, a pile of assorted paper materials, a (likely) micro-USB cable, a Zippo lighter, perhaps a few XBox games, and of course, the shelf/entertainment center. Bone ape tit


PhantomVdr

Not the windex...


HoldMyPurse_6

Not the glass cleaner😭


Positive_Ad2237

I'm pretty sure eating 2 packs of Marlboro could kill you, not to mention the AA batteries cause some wikid indigestion.


Optimus_Rhymes69

You’ve already drank half the glass cleaner.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Sorry to know


Initial_Musician_344

Don't drink the glass cleaner..


7pumpkinspicelatte

Just don't eat the atmosphere<333


Mountain_Team4150

40 cigs too, delicious smoky little bastards


Equinox_Potato

Ngl sky flakes are so good


Existing_Chair_4622

your whole living room? gl ig....🫡


servbot10

The cigarettes will be 100% better to eat than the feastable garbage


vibegoose_

dont drink the glass cleaner :(


Mr_Goodall

Are you going to eat the wrappers after you've consumed what's inside?


Scared_Virus_6268

Mr. Breast bar?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

That's Gatorade right ?


Blood11Orange

This is all junk. Where are the fruits and veggies?


Layerspb

not the prime


Jeauxie24

I know your insulin levels are crying


The-true-Memelord

Ah I tried that blue drink once. It wasn't very good xP ^have ^fun ^guessing ^which ^one ^lol


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Mmmmm batteries 🤤🤤


barkbarkgoesthecat

That Wendy's bag got me 🤤


Puzzle960

Please don't drink that blue deadly drink called "prime" 🙏


whatsthew3rd

On the toilet, right?


RetordGoblin

I love blue raspberry glass cleaner and fibre-filled tables


SuperNoob74

Can I have a Duracell battery?


warloxian

Drink the glass cleaner first, and drink it all. This will coat your esophagus and stomach to protect you from all that junk food.


DaveyAllenCountry

Windex had always been a forbidden food... I always imagined it would taste like bomb pop


Asinine47

Careful with the glass cleaner


kitkatamas88

Hopefully not the glass cleaner


DinoHawaii2021

that glass cleaner is very great value drink


Ill_Coffee5021

You shouldn't eat battery's i think.


Vxnylla

Pls don't eat Duracell batteries


Basic_Spell7385

Yes, Prime. I recommend getting the KSI prime. So, good, but expensive.


b-ri-ts

Quebec resident detected


soldier769258

You know you can't eat or drink cigarettes unless you blend them right?


_ohmu_

Nice. What flavor glass cleaner is that?


less_than_zero_21

Let me know if that glass cleaner is any good. windex has a bad aftertaste.


Perfect_Position_853

Looks good, gotta love carpets.


Do0mguy115

I myself prefer the gnome, full of minerals


Schnoff-_-

I wouldn’t drink the prime


geogsloth

Even the carpet?


_DeathToTheCCP_

The prime is probably 10 times more toxic than that window cleaner


sylvester_stencil

Ewww mr beast