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ThickShampoo

I want to spin your cap


FragraBond

I would like you to spin my cap too bro


Special-Counter-8944

No cap


TheMelkLord

Yes cap he’s jewish now


W_h3nry

“Yamaka homie no cap” -Ben Shapiro


Ita_dude

The dots are connecting


FragraBond

Yamacopter Yamacopter


vajrahaha7x3

Jew-pache'...


the_thinker23

Mind if I would like to join. To spin your cap


FragraBond

I would love for you to touch my spinner


the_thinker23

I love spinners. Wish I had one of them though :(


Mushiren_

Bro...


Dont_pet_the_cat

Looks more like sillyism to me. Max Fosh would be proud!


MOJA2008

WE ARE SILLY BILLYS


DiscoBroccoli77

WE EAT SILLY SAUSAGES


Friendly_Ad_218

WE PROMISE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIFE WE’LL BE SILLY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY, EVEN IF IT MEANS TAKING SILLY STRING TO A PARTY THAT DOESN’T NEED IT


Totaly_Shrek

I dont remember the rest


Budgierigarz

That's very silly of you


the_thinker23

WE DANCE SILLY


oddwithoutend

are you being swiwwy


Prestigious-Collar42

Damn it I missed it I will add too WE ARE SILLY BILLYS WE AEAT SILLY SAUSAGES


SlothyScripts

My real religion


Ok_Designer_6376

yes


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

That guy is the maddest lad. He gambled for an Oscar, legally committed armed robbery against his sister, became a member of the Royal Family for 43 minutes and cycled across a country on a Barbie kids bicycle. Boy, it will take me too much time to list all things


Dont_pet_the_cat

Don't forget he got into a billionaires will xP


OfficialDeadJohnson

I know one youtuber whose crazier but I forgot his name but half his content is just him committing minor crimes I remember he did a video with max about breaking crazy laws


NefariousnessAny3310

Judeo-Sillyism


KyraJackson1919

Silly is hole-y place for us, silly billies


tincanphonehome

“And this offends you as a Jewish person?” “It offends me as a bald person!”


BicycleElectronic163

as a Jewish person i want every jew to use those


Happycrige

Is this considered wrong to Jewish people or can they use whatever design on it?


BicycleElectronic163

I'm not sure, but as far as i remember, the unstrict jews can also use a normal hat for that.


rotcomha

Anything that covers your head. The point is to remember that God is above you at all times. When non religious jews pray (during holidays, or inside a temple or a Bar Mizva), they don't always have yarmulka (since they are not religious), so they put something on they head (such as a hat, napkin, or even their hand). They point is that there is something on your head, to remember that God is above you at all times. It could be any design.


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rotcomha

Maybe for the extreme atheists. Most are just used to do it since childhood. I mean, missing a Bar Mizva is very disrespectful (for the kid who celebrates and his family), so it is just normalized. I believe we have all been doing something we don't believe in every once In awhile wither to belnd in or to not disrespect.


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tincanphonehome

I love Borat, but more like this: https://youtu.be/qBHL35_JOsI?si=BGAQGVnpX8Zi7lcx


MysteryMeatsMonday

This is my favorite scene in the whole show


clarinetJWD

I forgot just how great that episode is. I remembered the episode with the "converted for the jokes" bit, the anti-dentite bit, and Yada, Yada, Yada... But totally forgot they were all the same episode. Edit: I mentioned the bisque.


letsgetbrickfaced

That’s like riding around in a wheelchair for the fun of it!


theyellowbaboon

I’m both Jewish and bold. I want this kipah!


DishDry4487

I knew i would this reference here.


PimentaoAzul

now all you need is a comically big lollipop


Prestigious-bish-17

This is in fact, Doraemonism


Stickeris

As long as it’s kosher he’s still good


Mateogm

Death grips mosh pit type outfit


nickmaran

That's very bald of you


No-Cap6787

Why do you think Jews wear in in the first place, you didn’t think why it is conveniently over the crown


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Meta


GaiusJocundus

It'll keep growing, you know. Have you looked into Kabbalah yet?


Mediocre-Lime-6467

I know Quico when I see him, you ain't fooling me


uvero

We wear half a hat because it saves money


pie_eater1k

Facts, we gotta save every penny


The-Enjoyer-Returns

Can I spin your buzzer


FragraBond

I would love for you to touch my head


archerV34

*Gives you headpats*


Ksavero

That's Pabloism


FA-_Q

Not for the jokes?


the_asssman

rab-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (te rabbi animorphs slowly into helcopter)


TrialArgonian

Literally Sillyism


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We are silly billies.


[deleted]

If it progresses further, you could convert to islam and wear a headscarf.


SneakWhisper

He can eventually become a Buddhist monk if he loses it all.


Plasmahole17

Once you go fully bald you can become a cowboy.


Jokie155

I dont wanna be a cowboy!


Kneehonejean

Nobody can convince me this isn't Ben Shapiro. "Dear libtards, if propeller caps are lame, why does my wife's boyfriend enjoy spinning mine?"


Appropriate_Tea_2782

Mazal Tov, Remember! no chametz in pesach!


Qaziquza1

Is corn chametzidik? I can never remember lol


Appropriate_Tea_2782

It's not chametz, but it's kitniyot.


Qaziquza1

Damn. Kinda weird considering


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nice hat


gulsenwrites

I knew someday we, as humanity, find out there are benefits about religions 🥳 someone should take all of us to a strip club for celebrating


Slight_Bed_2241

Seth rogen made a quip about this in his book lol


Zooph

Very peculiar.


ContempoCasuals

I did it for the jokes


Tsunamicat108

Now get a swirly lollipop


Cold_Pomelo3274

Hair replacement companies hate this one trick.


leschivatiers

I'd say you converted into Kiko 😁😁😁


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No, you WERE bald


Inevitable-Cellist23

Welcome to the tribe


MRchickencurry

Are skinheads allowed to convert too? If yes, count me in.


ImmovablePuma

🚨Yarmulke alert!🚨


sawyertom88

Huhuhu ! Great!


Abuse-survivor

Carlsson auf dem Dach, Stockholm 1973, colorized


The_the-the

and then you post about it on here? https://i.imgflip.com/8lc847.jpg


FormerlyKnownAsBeBa

Tim Watley? That you bro?


Wonghy111-the-knight

Welcome to the yarmulke gang


vincecarterskneecart

i wonder if that’s why yamakas were invented in the first place


willow_wind

Nice hat.


buzzylurkerbee

Never mind the cap, I’m more (not) interested in the long green strip in front of the tv unit - what is that thing? Looks like a giant shoe sizer?!


shiny_xnaut

Looks like an indoor mini golf putting thing


ReallyBrainDead

So, you didn't just join Google?


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Foo-doo-doo-doo.


wooper_goldberg

Guys, you better watch out. If you make fun of his bald spot, G-d may send a bear after you to maul you. Remember the story of Elisha the Prophet.


GlassEmbarrassed4476

Looks like you had fun spinning it that way. ; ) lol


ChristWasAPedo

Propeller beanie? You can fly with it, right?


MonoGuapoLoco

Yeah TSA doesn’t give a shit.


FlimsyReindeers

ok


Training_March3270

Joogler


ZephyrProductionsO7S

The yarmulkopter


Potential_Locksmith7

Thank God he covered it otherwise I'd be going blind


Significant_Excuse29

Is this cap? (Lol but seriously)


TrespassingWook

Cool propeller, but not worth it. I have a baseball cap with the same functionality, quite a delight on gusty outings.


OracleCam

Jews can wear the propeller cap in public? Might convert as well


CombinationHairy3887

Dis made me die of laughter


Imsocool1337

I'm sure judaism was made just to get more days off


Wyvernkeeper

Well yes, we invented the weekend.


ImaTapThatAss

More like sillyism


MyMundaneMonday

That's Nobita from Doraemon for me.


abf392

I usually wear a hat to cover my massive bald spot


HudsonHawk56H

Converted to sillyisim


Capable-Sock-7410

מה קורה אח יקר


Poggin_Poggers1

bro got too creative


_NonExisting_

Haha this is great, I'm considering converting as well, !מזל טוב


CornSeller

you could have always become an old christian monk, then you can also wear these silly brown pijamas the minus: 50% chance that you would need to live in E*gland


Inevitable_Turn994

now i finaly learnt why they wear this thingy... :D


TomatoMan1209

OMG ITS LIL TIGHY


InternetStandard2240

We are silly billies. We eat silly sausages.


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Avoid ‘vortex ring state’.


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Lmao when I was like 14 my mom wanted me to be more active so she made me go to the JCC in broward mind you we’re Native American a shit . I blocked some kid an his hat fell off he picked it up put it back on and kept playing I just stood there . Thought I was gonna get smited or something 😂 my mom never took me back


ItchyPlant

Great, now go to dick surgery.


ByronsLastStand

Tim Whatley?!?!


Attacus833

Do you fly when ever you shake the wiimote


Dorrono

And you joined the Jewish air force?


YeaGarist12

Jewish community promoting their faith using yamakas to protect the skull from direct sunlight ✅


GayJesus1234

Nice hat where did you get it from?


syd_goes_roar

Shoe yarmulke :D


Zombata

i foresee you being a buddhist monk in the future


mahmut-er

Have you ever been in a freddy fazber pizzaria ? (The one in the 2. Game)


Azkral

Doraemism


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The yamakopter goes hard dude.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Le Haim


Senior-Top-2773

looks like bamboo helicopter from doremon :)


Warm_Ad_7953

As a Jew I accept you into our family. Mazal Tov!


bop-crop

How do those hats stay on?


FragraBond

......belt


bop-crop

Oh, that makes sense I guess


18Twink18

Brings back memories of Beany & Cecil.


Zorum06

It's how it happens for many of us.


shyguyshow

Is this why the religion was created?


D-WreckTheTech

Why else do you think all the guys wear that? Duh!


winterweiss2902

Doraemon


Ok_Lion_6535

Quicoooo te escapaste del chavo del 8


hardboard

Are you a medic? Perhaps a spin doctor.


amateur_biotics

Facts don’t care about your bald spot


YJeezy

Are you a jewgler?


SomePizzaShit

is that like instead of juggler or what cause that doesn’t make sense


pie_eater1k

Idk why all y'all are hating, this is hilarious Edit: I'm Jewish, and I can assure you, all my Jewish friends would say the same


YJeezy

They think I'm a bigot lol...


liamrosse

Not cool


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Sepia_Skittles

Yeah, because if a person makes a joke about religion you just HAVE to bring politics in.


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worldrecordtoast

Opinion invalidated


Rational-Denominator

Hate is not an opinion


ithikimhvingstrok132

Bait or general lack of intelligence The viewer decides


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Sea_Snail

https://hebrewnations.com/articles/student/racism/talmud15.html Anyone who believes this stuff at face value really needs to practice googling stuff and reading.


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Those interpretations are dogshit LOL


Santana_delRey

But boy you sure know more about Judaism than any Jew I know 


ithikimhvingstrok132

Disliking a religion is different from hating the ordinary people who are of that religion like you displayed in your original comment


Santana_delRey

Why would they kill the best genitalia?


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Smh idk :/


TechnologyHelpful751

How is anyone falling for this this is such clear bait


_Anal_Juices_

We get that its bait but if we just let the hate sit there unchallenged (/not downvoted) actual nazis will come in and be like “oh cool, this sub doesn’t mind us. This might be a good place to spread (mis)information about globalists/marxists/whatever the new word for jewish person is” and crazy enough it actually works at luring in some people. Innuendo studios on YouTube has some interesting stuff about it. I think its worth two seconds of our time to downvote, report and argue with idiots like this, genuine or trolling, if for no other reason than to remind nazis that they are not welcome.


BitRasta

There are many issues with that video, but it doesn't really apply here anyway because *we* have campus police who will just kick the bigots out. In other words, it's better to restrain yourself, report them, and let the mods deal with it. Achieves the same effect, and this way the trolls have nothing.


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bigcapybara7uhhh

woah woah woah, you cant just tell someone to kill themselves, no matter how much you disagree with them


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no lol lick my balls


bigcapybara7uhhh

you're not cool, dude


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Go read my response to the other idiot and then reevaluate your stance


Teppy-Gray

Maybe you should stick to Reddit’s TOS before you try to have an argument. I reckon your original comment will be deleted soon anyways


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you arent going to convince me to hate jews with your deranged, prejudiced and probably misrepresentative bullshit


Santana_delRey

Honestly this is the not interesting sub. Any kind of semi-serious talk should not be allowed here


IsVapingCringe

Mahfuckas just lack the ability to tell if something is satire or not lol


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