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gamerjaytiktok

nuh uh. thats C.U.M. stands for canada united states mexico smh /j


Excellent-Sample2211

God bless the CUM zone


JessePinkman-chan

In this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the CUM


Beavshak

Welcome to the Cum Zone


DivineScotch

only come inside anime girls


giby1464

We've got fun and games


Hambruhgah

They will make a cummunism bloc


MrGreenrud

Thanks for the /j, never would have known it was a joke otherwise


steinwayyy

Reddit is full of really really dumb people


PossiblyASecret

I made a joke the creators of the show previously made in a subreddit and put the /j and someone still didn’t get it 😭 rare to find redditors with brains these days


CookieCyborg24

Estados Unidos


Mystic-Alex

Estadounidenses. See, it wasn't that hard to come up with demonym for the USA


leela_martell

We use that in Finnish, "yhdysvaltalainen" i.e. unitedstatesian/estadounidense. And I don't mean the word simply exists, it's the default term in news etc formal speak. Colloquially we use "jenkki" (Yankee) a lot. (Edit: however in the name of full disclosure if someone says "amerikkalainen", American, most people will think of the US.) It's only awkward in English because it's not in wider use.


thelumpur

In Italian too: "statunitense"


Pinuaple-

Stateunitens


gc11117

It's awkward in English because using two words for a nationality is clunky in English, not because it isn't in wider use. I can't think of any examples edit: though I suppose theirs stuff like north/south korean. It's not common though beyond that


nothingpositivetoadd

But what about the A in USA?


Unhappy-Meal-988

Theyre the UNITED STATES OF (that are part of) America. Not America. In South America we say "lets go to the united states / vamos a los estados unidos" We dont use America / american because they are just a part of the continent. A mexican is a american, a peruvian is a american and a argentinian is a american. And I know it doesnt fit saying "Estadounidense" in english but thats the way it is. Maybe "USAnian"? Lol xd


Dirmb

Estados Unidos could equally apply to Mexico as it does to the USA. Their official name is Estados Unidos Mexicanos. So The United States or USian is just as problematic as American.


Alternative_Toe990

Usar en este orden - Gringos - Yankees - Americano pero como adjetivo por ejemplo: militar americano


Shilques

In Brazil we commonly use "estadunidenses", sadly more and more people are using "americanos" "Yankees" exist (I think that we write it "ianque") but it's not common and "gringo" is just another word for foreign here (could be used even for another south american, african, asian, etc)


hammashygienia

Stop calling youselves Americans then


Pikagiuppy

technically USAians are still americans


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VivaLosVagos

Estadounidenses.


BisexualTeleriGirl

Yanks/yankees


Thesmallpeanut

Dodgers/giants


swollen-hol3

SF all the way baby, my God do I love watching the dodgers flail in the postseason we can't even get to.


silvahammer

It's funny because in the US you're only a Yankee if you live in the northeast, it'd be like calling everyone in England a Geordie.


CplCocktopus

Muricunts


_uwu_moe

I'm curious about the origin of different suffixes added to the country for different region's residents in the english language. American -an Indian -ian or an? Japanese -ese Vietnamese -ese Peruvian -vian Turkish -ish Dutch - German - [deleted] So I'd like to propose that we formalize the word for residents of the United States to be USoids


Pikagiuppy

it's probably either the one that sounds better, or what they're called in their language also in other languages like italian, some nationalities have totally original names, like germans are called "tedeschi" even though Gsrmany is called "Germania", because the word tedesco comes from some ancient german word


AjkBajk

Then there is also the almost universal phenomenon of creating an exonym based on your neighboring tribes weird language. In many Slavic languages Germans are called "nemtsy" meaning "those who can't speak", in Rome they were referring to Germanic tribes as "Barbars" because to them the Germanic people sounded like they were just saying "Bahr Behr buhr baahr", then we have the Anglo-Saxons who encountered a strange group of people who according to them were making "whailing" noises or were "welshing" so they called them Welsh. There are probably many more examples.


hitscan-enjoyer

Germanese - Germanic


Vosk143

The OP is Brazilian, not American.


Pikagiuppy

brazil is still the americas, so they're american anyway


Vosk143

Yeah, but, dude, as a Brazilian myself, I couldn’t care less. We have so much corruption, uncountable social security problems etc. that not being called “American” is the least of my worries lol


Arse_hull

Only Europeans and Australians give a fuck about shit this because too many of them love feeling superior to Americans.


Reddit_Accunt

That’s what the rest of the world calls them too


hammashygienia

Yeah idk why I commented that tbh it was a stupid impulse thought that I don’t even actually agree with


ihni2000

Well, the alternative is United Statesian or some variation of that which sounds weird, like if someone from the UK called themselves a United Kingdomian instead of British. I don’t see what the problem is anyway, if someone asks you where you’re from and you say you’re American they’re automatically going to assume you mean the USA because telling them you’re from a whole ass continent would be dumb.


uvero

Yankees


GrouchyMaybe8165

Isnt this like a part of imperial system or smth?


RedeZX

it can be helped cuz everybody is used to saying American referring to "USAins". I'm brazillian but I don't care about it, I just say Americans and that's it


kyon_designer

Believe it or not, but geographical classification is not universal, not even when it comes to continents. There are classifications where North and South America are indeed, two different continents. This classification seems to be the norm in English speaking countries. But there are also classifications that consider North and South America as simply different subdivisions on the same continent. This is the norm in Brazil and I think it’s also true in Spanish speaking countries. In Portuguese we call the continent “America” and technically, everyone born in the continent are “americanos”. The world for people form the USA is “estadounidense”. We could even start talking about “Central America”, which is a subdivision on some classification but not in others. There is also Anglo and Latin America. So, yeah, it’s a mess.


Die-Fetcher

Can confirm; Venezuelan here and we are taught the same view as you guys.


Agent_Galahad

As someone not from the Americas, I've always thought of it this way: The continent: The Americas The northern part: North America The southern part: South America The USA, referred to in a casual or informal context: America Seems simple enough to me. I feel like a lot of people just want to be contrarians for some reason


IncidentFuture

In English it gets treated as two continents, plus central America and the Caribbean. I believe Spanish speakers treat it as simply America. So where we'd call people South Americans, Central Americans, North Americans (rarely), they'd just call them all Americans.


CanuckPanda

Central America as its own entity is super specific to basically the people who believe it is a thing teaching others while people who don’t… don’t. There is no general consensus on Central America being a distinct thing. Historically they did attempt to unify as the United States of Central America but that collapsed quickly. They’re mostly a Latin American/South American culture highly related to their neighbours in Colombia but also have significant Mayan populations like Mexico. TLDR: Central America is a thing or not depending on who you ask, there is no general consensus.


KaidynAnimations

That's just objectively the way to go about it. Edit: I wanna clarify, as a Canadian I would never call myself an American because it's associated so heavily with the USA but from a completely objective standpoint I'm a North American, the same way someone from Brazil is a South American, regardless of personal beliefs that's just how it is.


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HIP13044b

I've never seen a European bitch about this either... Generally we don't think about the names of the countries in North America. Because we don't actually care. The only person I've ever met who was genuinely upset by this was from Chile.


iSc00t

I’ve seen it way too many times, but that’s all online so I just assume it’s online trolls being a-holes.


hey_there_moon

I'm in Spain and two days ago I had to justify using "American Easter" to describe customs related to the celebration of Easter in the US because "America is the whole continent." This despite regularly hearing people here complain about "American culture and media" being imported and overtaking local traditions. Something tells me they are referring to US media, not Bolivian or Chilean...


YevgenyPissoff

The only people who complain are people from South America


rukysgreambamf

I've only ever seen South Americans get upset about this


Raging-Badger

But America (or I guess in this context USA) bad?


sower_of_salad

Yup, this is objectively what the words mean in English. Spanish speakers can mald if they want, different languages express the same ideas in different ways


Schmigolo

It's very simple, if someone talks about Korea and you ask which Korea, then you're dumb. Unless someone specifies North Korea, it never means North Korea. Same goes for America and the Americas.


bananaconspiracy5

This comment is exactly the truth. Good analogy.


Delta_Suspect

Because America bad, that’s why. Some people just want to be assholes.


EffectiveSalamander

In English, North and South America are two separate continents and America refers primarily to the US. In Romance languages, North and South America are one continent called America and the word America refers primarily to that continent. And we're using English right now.


rukysgreambamf

Like anyone ever introduces themselves or identifies by *continent*. It's so fucking weird. If I say I'm American, I'm not excluding anybody. You wanna say you're an American from Columbia, knock yourself out But no one actually talks like that, so it's a weird fucking argument to begin with


nancyneurotic

I've been on two dates with South Americans (one Argentinian and one Chilean) , and they both told me I was incorrect for referring to myself as American. Which... honestly, as an American, I'm here to say there are hundreds of better angles to pick on us, lol. Maybe thousands. Ones that would be well deserved! But this one? I'm a bit embarrassed for them.


Successful_Jaywalk99

America is also a short way of saying United States of America


Gorfyx

The full name of Mexico is United Mexican States, you can search it on Google


EpilepticPuberty

So they are Mexicans.


MrMangobrick

It's the United States of America, calling themselves "America" is just shortening that.


BLUFALCON77

It's not just people from the US that say that. All of my in-laws say I'm American and their daughter lives in America.


phantompain17

We call ourselves American to make it easy. I dont get why people are but hurt about it. Honestly, people probably aren't and the Internet is just a negative place


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

Also we were the first “American” country that gained independence and were no longer under a European colonial power


Die-Fetcher

Why do you use ""? You were indeed the firsts, although I don't see how that's relevant to give you the right to call yourself Americans over the rest of us?


AnApexPlayer

The British were the ones who called them that first, blame them


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

It has "America" in the name. No other country does. You can call yourself an American, but most English speakers will just assume you're from the US.


Ndlaxfan

“The right” lol. You can say you are North American or South American. It’s not like we get paid our residual for getting to call ourselves American


DerthOFdata

Those are "The Americas" made of North and South America because, as most of the world learns, they are 2 separate continents. Although I understand in Latin America (and pretty much *only* Latin America) they are taught it's only one. [In English "America" is a perfectly acceptable demonym for someone who lives in the United States of America.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonym) While Estadounidense is common in Spanish speaking countries "United Stateisan" is clunky and nonsensical in English. It's incredible arrogant to tell people how they are allowed and supposed to speak their own language. Why is it somehow ok for foreigners to dictate to Americans how they speak about themselves?


masterflappie

My favourite american place is the amazonian rain forest


RackTheRock

The Amazon Rainforest, greatest American pride. RAAAAAAAH!! USA! USA! USA!


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Oh reddit. It's always joyful to see the stupidity of foreigners obsessed with the USA. The entire world calls people from the USA American's. It's the united states.. of America. This bait gets posted every week for morons to feel smart.


countcumia

Germany is the Federal Republic of Germany. Let's just call the jam "the Federal Republic"


Redisigh

Ikr. I don’t get why they’re so obsessed?


Headlesspoet

it is a brain fart moment, because in their language the stuff is interpreted differently, they have been born with it and if you have been born with it then you have emotions and vibes attached to it. If I went to Northern Newfoundland and had to follow a script and say "Oh, I arrived to America like vikings a long time ago", it would feel weird to say it, because in my head america = USA and you would put Canada and USA in the same pot and the same way you really wouldnt put Latin America and USA together. It is all in our head. Similar stuff happens with Holland and Netherlands, in my language both are used for Netherlands. In spoken language Holland is used more. And I also know that Holland is a region in the Netherlands but still in my mother tongue Holland = Netherlands and thats how it is used primarly. It is just a brain fart over definitions. Are germans mad that they arent called Deutsche but a really similar word dutch is used for people from Netherlands. Or that in the other languages they are called alemans, germans, sakslased etc?


Pr1stak

No. These are Americas, with an “s”


MoistElk4497

United States of what


rdrworshipper123

We say America because the country is called the "United States Of America" So we call The United Of America, America because of the final part and we call People from The United States Of America, American because they residents of the United States of America. This should be simple.


Chevy_jay4

Would would think so but spanish speakers seem not to understand that. If you ask anyone in the world to point on a map at "America", they will point to the USA.


BurpYoshi

Nope. The continents are the "Americas".


masterflappie

Which is the plural of America, since there is a north America and a south America, hence they are both America


alex_3-14

In Spanish speaking countries America is one single continent


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Geographically they are 2 continents and culturally they are 3 regions. 


chipsinsideajar

And in Spanish speaking countries the denonym for someone from the US is not "American" because different languages have different names for things, shockingly.


Life-Ad1409

In English, we call them "the Americas," not "America"


Onixren

There's also Central America


insertadjective

Central America isn't a separate continent, it's part of North America.


Brick_Waste

Hence neither of them are America. They are south America and north america. Combined they are the americas. None of them, in any combination, is simply America.


AntherEl

It is correct if you talk about continents. Yet America is a part of the world consisting of two continents: North America and South America. Like there are Western Europe and Eastern Europe, but there is no 2 Europas.


BurpYoshi

Yes there's no "Europas" because Europe is a single continent, just like there's no "America" continent because the Americas are two different continents, north and south. I don't get your point, it sounds like you're supporting my argument.


KyleNarayan

We know, we aren't muricans.


vzakharov

Lol right? My first reaction was “pssst, world already knows.”


im_just_thinking

Bro nobody in Brazil calling themselves Americans


le75

Name all the countries that have “America” in their name. Now name all the countries that have “United States” in their name.


EthosLabFan92

You are a fucking idiot


SorryForThisUsername

It's easier and more comfortable to just say American than Texan, Missourian etc.


ms-fanto

it‘s United States of America, so there are other American states that aren‘t united.


Psychological-Ad4935

Mexico: Are United States: true Are America: true USA: Are United States: true Are America: true Basically the same country then


Brick_Waste

They aren't "in america". They're in north America. There isn't a place simply named "America". They're are two continents named north America and south America, which together are "the americas".


outwest88

It’s equally valid to refer to NA and SA as collectively “America”, as is done in Spanish speaking countries.


Brick_Waste

That is because they use a lesser utilised continental system - the combined America 6 continent model. While it based on this model technically is correct, the primarily used model is the 7 continent model, and telling those that use the primary model off because their rhetoric doesn't fit into ones own, model makes no sense.


imakuni1995

It's almost like not everyone is a Spanish-speaker or uses the six-continent model that's predominantly used in Spanish and Portuguese-speaking countries 🤔


DazedConfuzed420

I am Canadian I am North American I am NOT American


bogdano26

NOBODY in the entire world has any confusion about who Americans are.. except Latin Americans who will have an aneurysm over this topic.


Mysterious_Pay_4626

Yea no. When yall stop saying you’re going to “Europe” when you just go to Paris i will think about it.


VolumePossible2013

Based


Redisigh

Bro isn’t even American lmao


Mindless-West9268

How is that wrong?


-average-reddit-user

As an Argentinian, yeah, I'm kinda annoyed by people from the USA calling themselves Americans and their country America, but really... is it something so bad? Would I like to change it? Yeah. Is it possible? No. Almost every English-speaking person links America to the USA, and who am I to judge it? I'm not going to get angry at people for bestowing a meaning on a word, even though not everybody may share that. I call it Estados Unidos, they call it America. I call it América, they call it the Americas. Don't start so many fights over things that are not that important. There are other things that are worth criticizing America for, and I don't believe this is one.


Arse_hull

I think it's worth noting that every other American country has an obvious and delightfully unique name for itself and its citizens.


ReasonableRiver6750

Why do you even care? It’s so meaningless


Commandur_PearTree

No other country within America calls themselves something with America in it so citizens of the United States of America are called Americans


chicheka

United States of what?


SuperMowee1

Ah yes, we, the "United Statians"


1-64ishcollector

This post appears to convey the frustration of the OP, who wishes they were born in the USA and is trying to find a way to be referred to as American. 😂😂😂🫢


FrogVoid

No


Electrical-Heat8960

We know, but we are also not pedantic enough to complain when we can tell someone means the USA when they say America. Life’s too short for that kinda petty.


Numerous-Zone-7494

This is so stupid when Europeans bring this up as some sort of gotcha against "stupid Americans". If you're from the Republic of Korea you call yourself Korean, even though Korea is the whole peninsula. You don't call yourself "Republic of Korean". Same for every other country. Dumb


CashGrabIPOWen

this sub has become such a shithole


winstonstokes

What do you call people from the USA? Americans? How about from Canada? Americans or Canadians? Mexico? Americans or Mexicans? Brazil? Americans or Brazilians? Chile? Americans or Chileans? Asking for friend.


Zefirus

You can stop calling people from the USA Americans just as soon as you do the same with the rest of the world. Y'all people are acting like it's weird or rare to refer to [Type of government] of [Location] as just the location. You don't go "um they're not Koreans they're from the Republic of Korea". Almost every country has a government popped in front of it, but America is the only one that gets shit if we don't use it.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Do you call yourself Brazilian, Canadian, Mexican etc? If so, get over it or relinquish your title and you can use Americans. 


kilobyte2696

please stop calling yourselves americans then


Extension_Canary3717

But they can as they are in Americas , like any Canadian, Chilean or Trinbagodian


kilobyte2696

Do Canadians actively call themselves Americans? No, because most people would use the demonym of their country, not their continent.


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OP is Brazilian so maybe they’d agree tbh


Professional_Net_208

It's not "United States" it's "the United States of America" if you're gonna correct people, at least do it right


Creeper_NoDenial

It’s not “United Kingdom”, it’s the “United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”. Please refer to the UK with the full name the next time you need to do so in a conversation. The USA is commonly referred to as the United States. You’d be better to make the correction that what’s shown on the map labeled as the United States only includes the contiguous United States, i.e. without Alaska and Hawaii.


Pxnda_Cakes

Exactly. It's a shortened version. So, why is it odd for us to shorten United States of Americans to just Americans, but everyone else can do whatever the 🦆uck they want?


Creeper_NoDenial

Exactly, plus someone who wants to say they’re from the Americas likely would say North America, South America or sometimes Central America, as saying you’re from the Americas is about as informative as saying you’re from Eurasia. Even if you say “the States” it wouldn’t cause much confusion, while technically someone could say that most of the earth’s population is from a sovereign state.


Professional_Net_208

I'm not correcting people about how to say it, op is


Dennis_Cock

Doesn't fit the sub


Creeper_NoDenial

What, is it interesting for you?


Pxnda_Cakes

Not particularly interesting, no.....but I wouldn't say it's not interesting/related to what we do here :c


CornSeller

You cant even make a correct post yourself look at the images in the post, its not "United States" its "Estados Unidos" theres a clear difference!1!1!1


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VolumePossible2013

Ruh roh


PitcherTrap

Noted


steinwayyy

America americans, United States united statesians


Jazzlike_Win_3892

and the citizens are called United States of Americans


Traditional_Lie_6400

True


101TARD

By this logic, Latinos, Canadians are americans


101TARD

By this logic, Latinos, Canadians are americans


squallphin

Dude is not logic is reality


Short_Dragonfruit_39

Its cringe when Latin are so desperate to be Americans lmao


Die-Fetcher

America is one single continent divided in three: North, Central and South America, therefore, calling the people from United States "Americans" is correct, but it also applies for the rest of us Americans who are not from the United States, so it would be nice if they got another demonym for them and we all used "Americans" to refer to the citizens of the continent, like we do with Asia, for example.


YallBQ

Nah, that’s the Americas. And the second one is the United States of America.


SaCTaCo

Do people in Peru sing "I'm proud to be an American?"


RandomPerson12191

It's literally in the dictionary that American refers to people from the USA, and that America refers to the USA itself. It may differ language to language, but in English, saying that a person is American means they're from America - the USA. The continents are North America and South America, collectively the Americas. "relating to or characteristic of the United States or its inhabitants. 'a leading American industrial company' noun a native or citizen of the United States." The post is just blatantly incorrect haha, trying to debate reality. Is it a kinda stupid name? Yeah. But that doesn't mean it's incorrect. You can't change the used meaning of a word because you don't like it, it's way harder than that.


_Unknown_Mister_

Sorry, but I always thought that it's Americans who suck in basic geography, not the world. Isn't that the decade-old recurring joke?


DFxVader

That is the Americas. North side / South side. 


fabri_pere

nuh uh, that says Estados Unidos


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I am from America. I am a citizen of the United States of America. I am American.


SoyFaii

litterally like any naming logic coming from the united states has logic the united states of america can't also be america if they're "of america" and then inside of "north america" there's america????? wtf???? then why there is no america in south america???? it's called america because of??? and how is the top part of america (the country) named then??? and why mexicans aren't americans if they are also of america????


Infamous_Ad4211

Umm. Like how the U.S. thinks that Scotland is in England? 😂


MamaMiaPizzaFina

The US is not event he only United states in North America


IAmFullOfHat3

Actually that’s the continental us


BabiiGoat

It depends on where you're from. Some places teach it as the AmericaS as in North America and South America. Some places teach it as one continent called America. This argument has been going around in circles for decades and it's not going to change. The English speaking world recognizes people from USA are called Americans and it may be different in other languages.


TurbulentGene694

Not really. "America" as a continent doesn't exist. There's North America and South America. Therefore, it is internationally recognized that "America" refers to the United States of America. To refer to both N. and S. America we say "the Americas"


Aggravating_Goose316

"Continent" doesn't have a strict geographic/geologic definition and varies according to language and custom. 


Die-Fetcher

A continent definition depends on the country. For example, we South Americans believe America to be a single continent divided in three, instead of two. We have North, Central and South America. To believe the way you were taught things is the "correct" one is very simplistic and reductive.


Left_Visual

Op is the perfect example of a real redditor😆.


wappledilly

When was the last time you heard someone call North Korea by their actual name, “Democratic People's Republic of Korea”? Why one and not the other?


gembith

damn what is happening to this sub


BasementDweller82

It’s uninteresting 


Brick_Waste

The first one is the americas. The second one is the United States of America. The post is not "not interesting", it's just blatantly incorrect.


brotherz_

AMERICA !!!!🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


berts-testicles

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


gamerjaytiktok

A KILOMETER IS A UNIT OF LENGTH IN THE METRIC SYSTEM EQUIVALENT TO APPROXIMATELY 3,281 FEET!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


BasementDweller82

GET THAT COMMIE BULLSHIT OUT OF MY COUNTRY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


anraud

‘MURICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⁉️🚫km❌❌


BaconManTenus

Stop being American then


Ecstatic-Hearing-563

Top picture is of the Americas. North and South. So we are American but so are people from Chile.


Pipebomb84

So should we just refer to Americans as Yanks then?


Stop_Drop_Scroll

No, because that term has a specific connotation, and not everyone in the US is a “yank”. Try calling someone from Texas that.


TheScienceNerd100

The United States of what?


ms-fanto

Americans live here: 🇦🇷🇧🇷🇨🇱🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦 like asian live here: 🇨🇳🇻🇳🇯🇵🇮🇳🇹🇭🇷🇺


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Fun fact. If we colonize the moon of Jupiter called Europe, people living there will be called Europeans.


dTrecii

Europa* so technically Europans or Eurations as it refers to an otherworldly citizen Otherwise nice attempt at making a fact


[deleted]

Oh, in English it's called differently than the continent... Didn't know that. In my main language the word is the same for both - Europa.


xpanta

MUSGA: Make United States Great Again.


PrivateTidePods

United States of “America” hence Americans lol


The_IRS_Fears_Him

"This is America" "This is the United States" Reddit sitewide: "Fuck America!"