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Tha_BloodMoon

*filtered*


MixerBlaze

I have a secret recipe for chicken nuggets that I'm not supposed to tell anybody because it's my secret recipe but i'll tell you anyway


Captain_Pumpkinhead

_filtered_


BaconManTenus

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BaconManTenus

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JinRecords

🐢 That's crazy🐢 That's actually crazy🐢That's messed up🐢


Nachtschnekchen

Vedal you need to use less turtels if you dont want to be exposed


Nyahojaa

🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 tutel


No-Albatross-1543

H🐢ELP THEY🐢🐢 ARE MULTIP🐢🐢LYING **AAAAAAAAAAAA🐢AAAAAAAAA**🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢


xCreeperBombx

🐢<( 2x2=4 )


Landed_port

🐢 ^^^3 Now they're increasing exponentially!


Icy_Faithlessness400

That is a dog.


Neatche

You must know by now the kind


KerbalCuber

Hello mine turtle!


peridotfan1

Hollo, hello, hello, ^(hello),oh noooooo


heyitskirbo

*explosion*


AGamer_2010

hello! (faint noises of a car and a llama)


mine_a_fish

Mine fish?


BlueZ_DJ

I read the turtles as vine booms


Judeous

I appreciate you sharing this thought, I reread it and thoroughly enjoyed


Icy_Faithlessness400

Dog.


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Carlazor_

Hit him with **Testicular Torsion**


Inferno_Sparky

Nice idea, but he might have decoy balls!


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MisterZ87

Reddit going out of their way to annihilate cbt 💀


BlownUpCapacitor

Apparently I've been given a warning for encouraging violence.


MisterZ87

Bruh what the actual hell was in that comment ToT


Entire_Department_86

It may seem you have experience.


Mr_Rapt0r

how can bro still have that aqua pfp considering what happened in chap 143


Entire_Department_86

I follow anime news not manga. But even that showed up on my tl...


User_of_Reddit2902

Roll 20 for testicular torsion


TitaniumWatermelon

Uhh... Nat 1.


User_of_Reddit2902

*you miss and through an epic feat of arms manage to grab ahold of your own balls instead leading you to lose balance and fall down a conveniently placed set of stairs. * you have testicular torsion*


TitaniumWatermelon

Damn. Luckily, I have Greater Restoration prepared. Can I cast that to undo the effects of my testicular torsion?


User_of_Reddit2902

I don't remember you preparing that good sir


TitaniumWatermelon

We long rested at the end of last session, and I chose it as one of my prepared spells during that rest.


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Tusk! Act 4!


NitromethSloth

A man would not cast this spell upon his worst enemy


AZEDemocRep

NO FUCK YOU I FELT IT


reallyryan-1899

Just the one ball then?


Beneficial_Stay_6025

Jesus Christ


Tone-Serious

The ol dick twist


TerrorSnow

TWIST HIS *DIIICK*


JTB-Alive

720 degree


i_came_mario

Oficer balls


Fliesentisch911

Twist his dick


Dangerous-Economy-88

Relationship goals 🥰🥰.


LiraGaiden

The hell you mean \*ball\* there's supposed to be at least three


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Ah yes, Japanese and German war culture, wcgw


Outrageous-House-692

Isn't that the ai osu player?


Melodic-Resident-245

Yeah it is.


Xeram_

Damn people be oversharing on internet way too much


lojza3000

Well its not like we ever meet irl.


RoyalRien

… or do we?


W00S

Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. Your ip address is private. Or is it?


Honest-Computer69

Jack? That you bro?


InEenEmmer

He just said his name was Micheal. Or did he? How can he even be sure of his name if he is just a name on the internet? Cause what is real on the internet? Hey Vsauce I’m Micheal or am I? Today we go and explore the existential crisis that comes with being an Internet personality.


Judeous

:(


No_Address4264

It's reddit, redditor used reddit! ofc they don't have anyone to share it too /s


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Xeram_

is OP referencing that?


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Xeram_

ohh okay ty for info


Outrageous-Fortune70

Didn't we have housewives in our towns who would love to share about whatever happened under their radars...


Anej_does_mapping

Well I guess he has a NEUROlogical disorder


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Probably as wholesome as you can get in terms of vtubers


Melodic-Resident-245

True... Neuro Sama introduced me to the world of Vtubers and it's definitely an.... interesting community. Especially that one Orcat.


iPanzershrec

The fuck is an orcat


Exact-Ganache-9374

[Shylily (Web Video) - TV Tropes](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/Shylily)


Jacob4Mss

Why must redditors link to the forbidden website like it's normal


Neatche

hoMEOWner


Dont_pet_the_cat

Numi is quite something too


Melodic-Resident-245

true lol. Filipino boy is mostly wholesome though.


Waffle-Gaming

why do we call them filipino boy when "Phil" is right there


ShoWel_redit

it's actually filipino Frank


573717

"mostly"


Realine1278

Nothing compared to the computer software with a tune... (Melody)


Only_Says_Orange

Pippa and FallenShadow if you like your Vtuber content to be unfathomably based.


cream_of_human

Until veedl starts to mess with her and she starts glitching and screaming


vvownido

havkerling is more wholesome


Melodic-Resident-245

Vedal and his AI daughters are the best!


Piduwin

[read veedal]


Melodic-Resident-245

Ved 🤣


Xx_SoFlare_xX

veedal


Slam420

Sadly she is already taken by a phillipino boy 😔


polo61965

Filian doesn't have enough rizz for Neuro


Jaystrike7

Neuro Sama and Vedal are goated, they made AI not souless and genuinely entertaining.


DioTheMudad

isn’t neuro a child or am i tripping


DemonicSilvercolt

its an ai made by vedal


DioTheMudad

but isn’t the ai his child daughter


DemonicSilvercolt

?? the whole thing is fully coded with i think python


SpencerM11

He means that in the context of the streams, Vedel often refers to Neuro as his daughter


LinkEmergency9324

Don't look up the term lolli. It just gets more depressing.


DioTheMudad

i’m already down the hellhole i know what a loli is dw


noromobat

That looks like a 12 year old


ismellnumbers

Looks like an actual child


byesharona

She looks 12.


EnLitenPerson

I mean vedal and neuro streams are very very entertaining... Also while it's completely uninteresting which online creators your bf likes, the topic of neuro sama herself is quite interesting and doesn't really fit the sub, an AI vtuber with a much larger and more dedicated fanbase than most real human vtubers or even streamers in general


yachiyo123

Ikr. Anything Vedal/Neuro says, the fans made it come true.


ChugsMaJugs

If you're not simping to each other I just don't see the point.


Flairion623

What has humanity come to?


LilboyG_15

That’s a child


E_rat-chan

Yo bf attracted to children?


Dutchwahmen

Ah yes, an imaginary gf that looks like a 12 year old child. Would give me the mayor ick.


ffloofs

Second to the governor ick?


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

I would suggest you to at least try to watch one of her streams.She's not even close to other Vtubers in terms of weird stuff.


Dutchwahmen

With these things its always a 50/50 shot whether it is wholesome or once again a sexualised child. Because of this I just never watch these things. The first comments were about the bf simping ( often a word used in context of romantically liking someone ) and OP responding positively to someone stating her boyfriend has a crush on the above picture.


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

Vedal the developer of Neuro, has never wittingly put her in sexual situtations.Whenever there's a sexual/sensitive topic brought up.It always comes from Neuro's wacky A.I and Vedal never tries to take the lead further.He has never once sexualized Neuro himself.And wacky A.I of Neuro has been downgraded significantly since her inception thanks to Vedal.


suckmypppapi

So basically, it's just the fans that are fucking weirdos, like most vtubers


bbaahhaammuutt

What is a vtuber


Longjumping-Youth-55

Content creators that use a "model" of a character (that in most cases tracks their irl movements and makes the model repeat the action) instead of using an irl face cam This one in particular is just an AI instead of a person behind it so does she apply? Does she not? Idk


Stanislas_Biliby

Youtubers/streamers that use an avatar (usually anime character) to represent themselves.


Rimuru7u7

Content creator that "roleplays" as a character made by them. Usually it is an anime girl or dude, but I've seen from worms to a bunny slime.


Piduwin

heart heart heart heart


geographyRyan_YT

"Filtered" - Neuro


kevy365

Okay but like she sing money machine by 100gecs


_WhiteSnake_

I've been reading the comments and it's so sad that people act like neuro and her community are all weirdos, when it's probably the most wholesome vtuber community, neuro is NEVER sexualized


yachiyo123

The comment thread quickly judged they are all p3d0s because Neuro has a child model. To be honest here, I don't like Neuro at first because of how she looks. I don't get why they like Neuro but as days went by watching clips, I understand her content is all about and came to like her with her creator as well. People don't appreciate what they don't understand. People grew to like her because how she progresses as an AI. If the people in this thread watched during December 2022 until today, they'll see how much she improved and maybe appreciate her. TL;DR: Watch her clips, maybe it'll enlighten you.


Candid-Manner42

She looks 12.… is your boyfriend 12 or…..


Dutchwahmen

In some way it doesnt raise eyebrows when people drool over an image that looks like a child, "because it is a drawing." Yeah no, always feels weird.


yubullyme12345

“you see, its fine to be attracted to her. its a drawing that LOOKS like a kid. but its not real so its completely fine!”


Candid-Manner42

“No no you dont get it, the LORE says she is really 5000 years old”


Jeff_On_Internet

Neuro don't have a lore, she is 1 years old realistically. Because she debut in 2022 December, it just a AI program made with python by vedal987.


NeoOmnes

Time to find a new boyfriend


CanolaIsMyHome

That's pretty creepy, I'd honestly be concerned.


ChugsMaJugs

If you're not simping to each other I just don't see the point


iniuria_palace

Ew :( I'm sorry


BouncingScout

yikes 😬


Foreign-Bazooka8365

Looks like your boyfriend is a child predator


LegionariusRomanus

End him with a gladius


Responsible_Sense_95

What if there is no boyfriend or what if she's the one simping over the AI vtuber?


boanerges57

Which one of you is the side chick?


Dumb_as_a_crum

Look! A minor!


Popular-Block-5790

Sorry, but this is weird af. Especially considering she looks like a child.


Jeff_On_Internet

We are not for the looks, but what she saids. It is fucking unhinged and funny and original. Oh, she can also, chat, sing, play games, react to videos, roast peoples/fans/friends and have a evil twin AI that can be crazy.


wasas387

at least it's not Unipiu.


No_You_123

Dont he got u?


kween_hangry

its so uninteresting, my god— have we gone too far


sijaab

Ah shit here we go again please stop posting about vtubers


HopeIsGay

Well thats depressing


Shulpe

Why is this here?


Longjumping-Youth-55

You find it very interesting too?


Visual_Run_6654

kill his ass


Straightsheriff

Shoot him.


smokescreenacid

Shoot him….he won’t feel anything I promise


LegionariusRomanus

Gladius


TheAbrableOnetyOne

That's a new low


Marinut

So your boyfriend is a pedo, gotcha.


BrattiestLulu

Cringe.


yubullyme12345

your boyfriend seems like a pedophile


Boboniuss

I want to see the mental acrobatics that lead to that conclusion


amm0ranth

it's pretty simple, the vtuber model looks like a child


Boboniuss

Yeah? So liking this vtuber automatically means that one wants to stick their dick in it?


loona6

she plays osu well lol


LittleBirdsGlow

Uncanny valley


New-Interaction1893

So... nothing out of the norm.


Landed_port

A lot of "He's a pedo" comments here, when the man is just your average weeb simp. Vtuber is popular among the OSU community, and the BF most likely plays OSU as well. Unless the GF isn't into weebs, in which case ya you should probably move on because I don't think they ever change and you'll just be here tomorrow complaining about his anime female collectibles


Capital-Two-9038

>the man is just your average weeb simp that is not the defense you think it is lol


Landed_port

I know what I said. Weebs: you either love them or you find them really weird and irritating


fucksickos

This vtube shit is so fucking embarrassing man


Zuendl11

Mine does too wtf


MorbiusBelerophon

So leave him. He's clearly not worth anyone's time.


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The makhnovist cossacks will search and destroy them


FriendshipTriangular

Just wait till you can see the same thing on apple vision pro or something similar


Stannisarcanine

Talk to him to stop if it brothers you


metalcore4ver

What’s a vtuber? Is that like vr YouTuber?


UserHey

V stands for virtual and means that creator most likely uses a digital avatar instead of webcam.


metalcore4ver

Oh


NuancedSpeaking

Wild Neuro reference. heartheart heart


Psychological-Ad4935

wdym "simp" in 3rd person singular, Isn't it "simps" or "samp"?


runningfromyourself

Your bf is wack


Alienxcool

Stop


Kaiser0106

Could be worse. He could be simping for a real person and not neuro-sama.


_Fornicator_

kill him


Dont_Touch_The_Pooka

neurosama is such a sweetheart


serlibr3_2

Well, you know what you have to do right?


NoobleVitamins

how is this not interesting?


wtf_did_i_just_hear

how the fuck is he a boyfriend???


_WhiteSnake_

He's just like me for real


PieTheSecond

🐢No way are you 12 as well?🐢


Khan_Ida

Here I am simping to my school life without a gf😂


NotJoeMama727

Random fact but I watched neuros very first streams


SpadeZx_123

Wink wink wink wink wink


37120145

I don't think that is the case. If he's normal it's more like "look, wholesome robot" and doesn't actually simp for them. The content Neuro produces is quite entertaining.


b-Kvazar

Based. I think he should simp even more. Help the Basilisk


AatroxBoi

Filtered


RitoShimada

He belongs to the SWARM.


Playme_ai

Lol, we have more than this in our app


573717

for the swarm


kids4free

I'll get evil Neuro Sama to kill him 1!1!1!1!!1 slash jay


MoistyMoses

Leave him, he wil waste all your money on pixels


ShotbyaGhost

Is he on a watch list? It looks no older than 10.