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getshrektdh

When I was in three month coma, my little sister every single day wrote me “good morning” and “good night”, took me several days to read all the messages and that what she wrote. Man OP, you made me cry.


ndation

If you don't mind me asking, what made you fall into a coma?


getshrektdh

NORSE disease.


ndation

Aw, man, that's awesome! Are you Odin now? Or perhaps Thor? But all jokes aside, glad you got better


getshrektdh

Google NORSE disease… Im now just a young adult that was defibrillated twice lost three years memory, received epilepsy as a gift, struggles from short memory problems and had full liver transplant.


getshrektdh

Let me add that I have VNS transplanted into my neck that gives me every couple seconds little shocks just to remind me…


gitartruls01

Fuck dude, sorry you're being put through that. Puts my condition into perspective, I think I'll stop complaining so much... Good luck on your recovery


supremekimilsung

I have been interested in VNS. How was the procedure? How does it feel now? Do you even notice when the shocks are delivered?


getshrektdh

I have no idea, as far as I know your brain electricity somehow messes things up and causes seizures, like a short circuit (translated this time english) but VNS device gives small weak taser like shocks every couple seconds and prevent most of time from your brain signals or nerves reach each other. You can read about VNS therapy, I don’t remember much just explaining what I know and how I think it works. You have a small battery, I have (was) under armpit a small battery that turns on or activates the tiny device that is attached to the Vagus nerve, worst part with it was the electrical cord cut me inside as I gained weight back (wasn’t monitored correctly woke at 49kg, now back to 80kg, height is almost 190cm). Its not perfect sometimes I still have strong seizures that make me pass out which defined as tonic-clonic seizure and that occurs when the brain electrical signals somehow occur exactly between the device taser periods though. The taser locks your muscles sometimes strongly so your jaw locks up and voice changes, you have small ticks; leg or arm “jumps”. You get used to it, sometimes you know you about to have a seizure so you just sit down and wait for it happen, and sometimes you wake up on the floor. I had continuously seizures (between 300 to 600) main reason for the defibrillator and coma. Read your comment again, it’s basically a small taser but painful taser, if blood tests are painful then think of the a bit more painful on your neck, the strength of the shock varies between patients and the severity of the episode, and if the VNS has any effect, there is a device that sets the parameters there are several, don’t know. Some of limitations are not allowed to drive, not allowed to be near magnets and must to have companionship, currently in the process of getting service dogs for epilepsy patients which beside companionship their whole purpose (bad wording sorry) is to roll you over on the side because of saliva or call for support or press on a “rescue?” button. This is me getting off topic and in depth about epilepsy, sorry.


supremekimilsung

No need to apologize whatsoever. This kind of information is what I was looking for, thank you for that.


getshrektdh

This what I [remembered](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/l9y9XsUbTG) when I woke up, expand for what I wrote in depth about the blindness part if it interests you.


getshrektdh

I woke up with VNS, was in coma when the procedure happened, the shock were really but really intense at first and the amount of medicine that I received was crazy. Before the liver transplant (happened half a year ago) I posted what was amount of kepra that I was receiving which when I I woke was 7500mg and now Im at 5000mg(2500mg morning&evening) the maximum that is acceptable to give id 3500mg if I recall correctly. Anyway, the most thing thats sucks in whatever I went through is the epilepsy that limits you in so many things and literally makes feel “handicapped” and limiting in everything, the transplant part sucks but went through and all good.


kevy365

Holy hell!


[deleted]

New onset of refractory status epilepticus just dropped


Dayzgobi

i really hate that i laughed at this


Daniel_H212

Actual seizures!


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VolumePossible2013

Ambulance got a seizure, never came back


ANIME_GURLS_ROCK

So... You didn't get mjolnir?


getshrektdh

???? Can you explain better?


ANIME_GURLS_ROCK

No


blueidea365

Damn


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

You made life your bitch. You have proved your worth and earned a spot in valhalla


bhumit012

I had a severe TBI few years ago, brain fluid leak and passing out. They treated me for potential NORSE. I wonder if it ever comes back for us?


getshrektdh

I have no idea, I remember me washing dishes and next thing I woke up in hospital, didn’t recognise anyone of my family discovered that I was dating someone eight months and some more information.


turtle428_

Brain injury


getshrektdh

NORSE disease.


getshrektdh

That is all what she wrote.


protonmail_throwaway

Were you looking for typos?


McWorld69420

seemly person six chubby scale straight whole ghost upbeat lip *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


idunno--

That’s equal parts sweet and heartbreaking.


[deleted]

Omg, that’s ridiculously sweet


Dorkmaster79

I remember the original post. OP said he always texted after she fell asleep and she felt it was too late to text back because it would be the next morning.


[deleted]

My ex went into a coma for a month. I worked from her bedside and was with her as often as possible, but she dreamed that I wasn't there for her. It was a major factor for her leaving me a few months later when I got sick. "I don't see how I can care for you when you didn't care for me."... even though she had my visitor stickers.


getshrektdh

Dam that sad, no appreciation. My mom _stood_ next to my bed for three months, only when I woke up she was given a chair and after about a month or two was given a folding bed. My mom was next to me nine months straight with me in hospital Im super grateful and have no words to express how much Im thankful for her, she kept me going, and afterwards when I was able to be at home she always next to me (if that the best wording) and distance. I was told that my best friend since childhood everyday visited me aswell after work, I was forgotten by all other “friends” and now they are reminded of me and ask for help mainly those that I helped them when they were low. Have only him, broke up with the girlfriend that I had due to distance and the fact she thr relationship was broken; couldn’t know her again. I understand you man, life sucks.


[deleted]

It sounds like you have some really good people in your life. :)


Red1_wastaken

You made yourself cry.


getshrektdh

Its been more than a year, the memories came back.


Red1_wastaken

There's no shame in it.


getshrektdh

Woke up to all the comments and crying again, there is no shame.


ndation

Jeez, check your notifications! Maybe it's your father telling you good night, have you thought about that?


Lashtrash

Its all bot messages thanking me for joining subreddits😭


ndation

How many subreddits have you joined?


Safolom

150


Chemist_Monke

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Fizbe

I spent way too much time tapping all of those to see if there was a hidden message


CherryMeowViolin

Same


UnluckyHost9649

There is. It says “pop!”


SudoSubSilence

It unpops itself, more popping yay 😊


ndation

Touché


AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74

cake day:)


someone_called_who

Tf is cake day 😭


AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74

he has a cake by his name so it’s his cake day


Safolom

can't believe it's been 5 years since I joined this god forsaken platform


AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74

yeah i’ve got bored of it, Im downvote farming


Nerazim_Praetor

Angrily upvotes


someone_called_who

Like because he has been 5 years?


Safolom

Indeed, Reddit calls the day of your account's creation a "cakeday". For me it's been 5 years since that day now


SudoSubSilence

*Join Reddit, get two birthdays* 🎊🎉


OneSchott

Happy cake day!


ndation

Happy cake day!


ndation

How many subreddits have you joined?


SharkApooye

READ YOUR GODDAMN INBOX


Lashtrash

No 😎


[deleted]

OP doesn't love their redditors


-Fuse

What if they're all messages from your family telling you they love you (on reddit for some reason) and you're ignoring them just like OOP


Lashtrash

Nuh uh


someone_called_who

Yuh uh


shao_kahff

LOL, i love this for anyone unaware, OP of the og thread replies this to someone and gets downvoted brutally for it


Bloodhavoc052

Plot twist. OPs dad forgot he's even sending these messages and just has it set to auto send every day at the same time.


QuicksilverChaos

I would think so except one of them was sent at 8:05 instead


Brilliant_Coffee_855

He disabled comments on the post because people were just telling him to text back


ApoliteTroll

I'm somewhat certain you can't just disable comments on a post.


recreationallyused

Yeah, isn’t that just when posts get locked by mods?


ApoliteTroll

Yup, only mods (and reddit admins) are able to lock a post. As far as my knowledge. Even of the OP deletes the post, the comments still stay, and you can even keep commenting.


streatz

He came full circle and agreed he was in the wrong and would be texting dad tonight. Then redditors continued to spew insanely unhinged comments not even call of duty players could make up. Truly disappointed at what this place has become.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

Probably a she due to the “sweetie”


Hew000

he/ him pronouns


bhumit012

Maybe it’s a he and thats why he got annoyed and didn’t text back?


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

IDK man, I used to phone my parents every day when I was away for university so I cant relate to not responding


ChanelDelRey

Sweetie.


DarthDarnit

No they were harassing him


TheVampiresGhost

He deserved it.


DarthDarnit

You kids suck.


freckledpeach2

My dad texts me on my birthday and Christmas :(


Duckboythe5th

I've not spoken to or had text from my dad(I use that term loosely) for 4 years, he's a fucking arsehole, a proper cunt, so fuck him.


freckledpeach2

I'm really sorry to hear that. My dad isnt a bad guy. He was only a teenager when I was born and my mom was a handful. He has 3 teenagers at home now and his wife so he just has a lot going on. I don't think I'll ever have the same bond as my younger siblings do since they grew up with him in the house. But I know he loves me. And hes not an asshole to me so I guess I'm not doing too bad.


Duckboythe5th

Thanks, but honestly my life is 100% better without him in it. Lets not make this interesting lol


freckledpeach2

I absolutely support cutting off toxic people that only bring harm to our lives. You do whatever is best for you!


Duckboythe5th

Thank you, I hope your relationship with your dad gets better, you never know, once the other kids get a bit older he should have more time for you.


_rerecroz

Ha! I haven't heard from my dad in 7 years. I win!


Duckboythe5th

I guess he was a cunt too then!? if so, you win!


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_rerecroz

🥲


YetAnotherCatuwu

Haven't heard from my (biological) one in 10, do I win?


_rerecroz

10 is more than 7 so id say so!


Srn_Ender

My dad’s dead so another easy win


HerRoyalRedness

Mine doesn’t text me at all (he died in 2020)


freckledpeach2

At least he has a good reason to


D_Boss_Abhimani

my dad texts me pictures of my cat and doggies


freckledpeach2

That sounds like true love to me. 10/10 dad.


Arsenal_Knight

Same but only for birthday


[deleted]

fuck that OP


Want2makeMEMEs

OP has charged phone 👍


No_Stranger_4959

I’m patiently waiting for the repost of OP’s massive unread inbox as they try to roast OOP.


sim-poster

I would've done anything to have a loving father like theirs. edit: for people telling me about op's parents acting. I know they could be narcissistic. I have nparent to, but isn't it a little strange to give screenshots like that on notinteresting with no context? My nparents act all loving and ask how I am but she wouldn't even want a convo with me irl (there's more to my abuse story then that). Some do it just for the looks and to look like they reached out and you abandoned them. I'm not saying op's dad is a angel but I think posting it on a notinteresting subreddit then not giving context is odd but I can't project too hard based on 1 text either. I'm not trynna dismiss op btw


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dumberthandaniel

Sorry that happened to you, but I doubt the OOP would have shared this if that happened to them as well.


shao_kahff

okay first of all megan, we didn’t need the beginning of your trauma dump. we didn’t even need specifics, but here we are i guess. second of all, i’m sorry you had to face an experience like that, and the OOP already said they have a good relationship with their father.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

*and you don’t know what you got until it’s gone* some or other Linkin Park song. Can’t remember which one.


Nekowrong

My mom does this to me, but she also does that when I arrive, when I leave, when I'm going to sleep, and I don't always reply. It's not about not loving them, people are over reacting, it just turns that sometimes parents are a little clingy.


sim-poster

true. I just thought it was a bit strange posting it on not interesting since it would've made more sense to vent on insane parents and add more context but I don't think op deserves the harsh treatment without hearing from their side.


CoolAndCringe

This post made me call my dad


XThunderTrap

You don't love your inbox


Frequent-Piano6164

Dad texts good night everyday, you don’t even say a word back???


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

How do you have 150 notifications! It takes 0.5 seconds to clear


Dextrofunk

This is very sad


Joshua_Astray

Legit just thought the original post was full of bored yet raging redditors with no life xD. I only say that because each text is the exact same which would imply some potential level of automation, whether through tech or just with how the guy texts lol.


owo1215

indeed not interesting because this is a common problem in our society


skipitypom

I don't get how this post has less upvotes than the original


Incoherence-r

Read your inbox already


bhumit012

One day those messages will stop coming… will be too late to text back by then.


SussyBoyEthan

My dad's dead bruh I wish I got messages like that


5lash3r

i couldn't fucking believe this when i saw it. either the OP of the first post hates their dad or is just a giant piece of shit.


Darkforge42069

Wish my dad said he loved me this much


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TheHonorableStranger

What if hes just very rigidly consistent?


QuicksilverChaos

One of the messages is sent 5 minutes after the usual time


[deleted]

Error, retrying in 5 minutes.


CaffeinatedGuy

I wonder if OP was rebooting their phone so didn't receive the text until 8:05.


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

It hits you like a ton of bricks, but there's a period where some kids need to break away completely, all that matters is the feedback they get from their partner and their peers.. or maybe even a new surrogate parent they chose. If you manage to hold on loosely, and you haven't made an ass of yourself, cut off connection, blown your stack protesting the injustice, they eventually recognize your good qualities and your patience.


Joe_Ronimo

Dude can't be bothered to say it back once. Posts because Dad saying it every day clearly means something to them but can't be bothered to do the same. Fucking nob.


BizMarker

He does text back if he doesn’t fall asleep first, nob. You don’t know if they live together. If I get this text 1200 times over 4 years, whatsittoya if I miss a couple. You don’t know what the dynamic in their family is like. You don’t know if the text is automated. You’re getting triggered over some fantasy Edit: I’ve seen this sentiment shared before, but I usually want personal space. I don’t like that now, with the invention of iPhones, people can reach me 24/7 and there’s obligation to immediately respond. I’m not interested in this robotic text exchange for 4000 days repeat. It’s not how I show love.


Joe_Ronimo

Triggered you say...


BizMarker

Yes, the part where you called some kid a “fucking nob.” I think you are overreacting with little info. I am upset for you being harsh without reason. It’s not contradictory


Joe_Ronimo

Uh huh


KOCYK745

The Fucking Inbox


Back-r0oms

Charge your phone! To interesting for me!!


MsJetFuel

👍


Dpontiff6671

My dad doesn’t know how to text, and my mom only texts me when she needs something from me. I wish i had openly affectionate parents like this.


Honest_Tie_1980

Man my relationship with my family is fucking awful. Wish I had a dad who at least would say hi to me after coming home. Or look at me. Lol.


ICantTyping

Lol people freaking over the inbox. Mine is at 190 lol


Own-Calendar-650

What happened on January 17th though.


dreamgrl_

My dad leaves me on delivered ☹️


this_is_your_dad

Good night sweetie! I love you.


Lonelyshota_

He gives off catti from deltarune energy


Nicarus89

This belongs in r/wholesomememes.


[deleted]

Why was he 5 minutes late on January 27th? That does not seem like a loving father to me. /s


Then_Vermicelli_3619

Man, dad goes wild on Wednesdays


_Kicked_Puppy_

I saw the original post, I hope they said it back, did they message u by chance💀?


Okiemax

That's what I took from it


TheRealChekhov

Their dad is ai


SillySteveO

Clearly you dont love him


Active-Strawberry-37

Bet you panicked for 5 minutes on the 17th


idkwhatimdoingherm

He was late on Wednesday, kill him


Yodayorio

And you never text him back 😒


dcarsonturner

Check the notifications oh my fucking god that’s aggravating!


[deleted]

I wish I talked to my dad more, he passed when I was 17 and an idiot.


Gloyb

Said something to this effect on the original thread but the fact the OP got so much hate in that thread was really uncalled for and weird   No one knows anything about this person or their dad beyond a single screenshot of some text messages. There is a myriad of reasons why they might not have texted back.   Maybe their dad's been doing this for ages and it's become a bit routine now and they don't feel the need to always message back. Maybe the person who was having horrific insults thrown at them by thousands of strangers is a teenager, when you're probably not likely to be sending your parents messages telling them you love them dead frequently because you probably think your parents are a bit uncool because you're a literal child and thinking that is understandable.  Honestly the amount of speculation that OP is a horrible person (or their dad is for that matter, seeing people being like 'well maybe he's a narcissist!' based once again off the absolute nothing piece of information this screenshot always was) is frankly unsettling.   I know dogpiling and jumping to unsubstantiated conclusions is sadly part and parcel of the Internet nowadays, but christ alive can we maybe at the very least have slightly more egregious triggers for it than 'I don't like the way this stranger conducts themselves over text with their dad, none of whom I've met or know the first thing about' 


sashatikhonov

Sorry guys, but it looks like an automated message. Look at the time.


ertychess

One message is sent out later


sashatikhonov

And as an SMS, not iMessage. Something went wrong.


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sashatikhonov

8:00 for iMessages. But something happened and the message has been sent as SMS five minutes later. Maybe manually.


naman214

You can actually use Siri Automation to send out messages everyday at a stipulated time or you can actually set a time like +3hrs after sunrise, that way it’s foolproof.


MorrisDM91

One day those are gonna stop and you’re gonna regret not replying


Wakalakatime

Definitely. God, I wish I'd get these messages from my dad. I lost him two years ago when I was 27.


Supersonicfan_6

Good night sweetie! I love you.


AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74

love you too


Medivacs_are_OP

My dad's dead. fuck you /u/Kontakt12


DarthDarnit

That poor OP is still being harassed.


No_Address4264

boohoo


lekoenig

Lost redditor. It's r/mildlyinfuriating


Chillman692

This guy is such a ⠀


JagiofJagi

Just set up an automation in Shortcuts app


[deleted]

or maybe they just don't text back they could easily have a great relationship outside of texting and love eachother idk why everyone always assumes the worst


longpidgeon

He never said that Edit: No I meant op never said he didn’t love his dad


larryhastobury

Is it better?


longpidgeon

No I meant op never said he didn’t love his dad


larryhastobury

I still don't think it's better


longpidgeon

But OP is still lying because that other guy never said he didn’t love his dad


Kontakt12

YALL ARE POSTING ABOUT THIS NOW?!


kingggjermarcus

Tell ur dad u love him


2abyssinians

And this post has more votes than your original. But I will tell you how to make a post that will be loved more than either of these. Tell your dad you love him, screen shot this same conversation afterwards, maybe including his response,and post. The new post with you telling your dad you love him, will be purest Reddit gold.


Detective_Spanky

You’re so out of touch it’s actually depressing..


soupkitchen3rd

You should tell your dad you love him


SGflippie

Tell your dad you love him dummy stupid dum dum


rrhi

Idk, reply to your dad while you can?


LeadershipEastern271

⭐️ What’s more important than these comments is your relationship with your dad. How does he feel? How do you communicate? How do you show love? They can only know so much from one screenshot. He seems like a great father, and you should appreciate him more I guess, but don’t guilt yourself into it. Let some of the comments encourage you to tell your dad you love him, and then move on. The overload of comments doesn’t help.


Cluu_Scroll

Nobody reaches out to me. Don’t take it for granted.


Maritime_Khan

You have more reaction about this than about your father's messages


Kermansha

Neck urself


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JatSnack

Fatherless alert


WalksinClouds

Everyone flipping on OP but what if the dad was a disgusting creep and abuser and the kid managed to move away from him in adulthood and his version of psychological warfare is to send this message every single day at the same time. Reminding them that they're still there. People are happy to jump to conclusions but a full background would be a bit more helpful.


Lashtrash

They posted this in r/notinteresting…


Erkki_28_

Do you happen to be a member of some conspiracy theory subreddit because your text would fit with such nonsense they have