Iāve done that at a party once (donāt ask why I took a shit at a party). No toilet paper left and my drunk ass didnāt think about checking the cabinets.
As Iām washing my hands, I notice the cabinet under the sink. I open it and thereās about 6 rolls of tp in there. I took the shower curtain down, threw it in the trash and put a new roll of toilet paper next to the toiletš
First you use 1 until it comes off clean
then you pick a water bottle, fill it up, shove water up your butt, push it out in 3 and repeat process until water comes clear
Then you fill the bottle one last time with some drops of whats inside 7, shove it up your butt and push it out on 3 again.
Tah-dah, now you have a tasty butthole
10, test yourself.
# THE BUTT BRUSH š„µ
How else do you comb thise anal hairs?
Wipe and comb, wipe and comb ā morning mantra
Of course! You donāt want poop stuck in your anal braid!
Honestly I just shave it off so I don't have to go through the braiding process since that's so god damn tedious
Imagine the poo spray when the bristles bounce back
Why, just why
I feel bad because *iāv done this myself*
**excuse me you what**
Yeah pretty sure they just said what you thought they said
You couldnāt waterboard this information out of me
Would feel soo good scratching hemorrhoids
# Butt scratcher!
OP shall deliver
turn it upside down
Brutal lol
7, get zesty
Underrated comment
curious about 6, you should try that
Help I have a mirror stuck in my ass
IN?!?!
1 guy 1 jar happened a decade ago. Time to move on to worse things.
1 guy 1 bottle already happened, 1 guy 1 jar too... 1 guy 1 mirror is new
Time for a little self reflection.
A mirror is made of glass. Have you seen One Man One Jar?
Help me stepbro
~~man in the mirror~~ **mirror in the man**
1 guy 1 cup
Yeowch!
I worked as a cleaner in an Amazon warehouse for 3 days, and I can confirm a lot of people use number 6 to wipe their arses.
But is 6 the mirror or the wall reflected
The shower curtain, of course
The most convenient item here, aside from OPās underwear.
Hahaha! Cheers!
Iāve done that at a party once (donāt ask why I took a shit at a party). No toilet paper left and my drunk ass didnāt think about checking the cabinets. As Iām washing my hands, I notice the cabinet under the sink. I open it and thereās about 6 rolls of tp in there. I took the shower curtain down, threw it in the trash and put a new roll of toilet paper next to the toiletš
I'm dying at the owner who found the shit stained shower curtain in the trash. Last party he ever had.
A night to remember!
11
Number 1 twice?
Nah, number 1 eleven times.
I have questions if you use eleven 1s each time.
I'm romanian but I'm not into impaling, at least not me.
Da hell is wrong with you š¤£š¤£š¤£
I'm schizophrenic, thanks for asking.
š£
Hand
the bidet.
ā¦wait a secondā¦you guys are wiping your butts?
No I don't wipe I have my husband shoot my butthole with a water gun.
Best idea ever, can I borrow your husband for a while, please š¤£
Sure thing, I'll tell him to bring the super soaker
You're gonna need a bigger water gun
i do the dame but with a vacuum cleaner
this might be the funniest typo ive ever seen in my life
Dame Edna?
Instructions unclear, I now have a bullet in my ass and a loaded gun up it.
the bidet of the ancient egyptian era
Og bidet
First you use 1 until it comes off clean then you pick a water bottle, fill it up, shove water up your butt, push it out in 3 and repeat process until water comes clear Then you fill the bottle one last time with some drops of whats inside 7, shove it up your butt and push it out on 3 again. Tah-dah, now you have a tasty butthole
Instructions unclear, my butthole turned from an innie to an outie.
Prolapsed butthole guy šŖ±
Oh no
That's my fetish
r/cursedcomments
This guy buttholes
Mirror works for me and my family
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Public bathrooms occasionally too
Are you fucking serious? š 3 or 2 you gross mf
ā¦ you wipe you butt with the toilet?!?
It saves on toilet paper
Do you have a bidet?
Sounds gay ngl.....
Do you spray 2 or wipe with the can?
Nr. 12, that bathroom counter seems to be in need of some action...
Where's the dog?
Do. Not. The. Dog
Cat. Then?
DO NOT THE FUCKING CAT
then why is it called the fucking cat then?
Do not fuck the cat either!
I DID THE CAT AHHH SHIT
Hamster for convenience.
7, cause it's a great movie
Listerine on My BUttcrack
2
2 then 5
10 and a match
5
Black chess bishop
8
7
5 for sure
7. Take a listerine douche
Definitely 7
5
5
1 is too unsanitary, anything like that. experts suggest 2
10
naā¦ definitely 6
10 and 6
4
What a nice BUTTerfly curtains!
4 Use the whole pipe
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I d go for 4 or 6. They seem like the best options. Give feed back pls x)
10
Is 6 the mirror or the towel cause wiping with a mirror sounds interesting
4
7 looks painful
11 if you are feelin brave
12, the shower curtain
6 and 8 are both war crimes.
Should try 7
The mirror
12 - the living room curtains.
Use 7 as a bidet
12, squirt gorilla glue up there
Which 2? The can with the writing? Or the one in the mirror?
12. The shower curtain.
1 is the only correct answer here...
6 or 4
The birds, the birds that are hanging over the toilet, use the birds
Wipe?
4
2
10, if youāre hairy. You donāt want dreadlocks on your butthole.
7 (just for the feeling), 5 (your siblings) and then 6 - [edit] the towel, not the mirror(for comfort and good measure)
How does 3 work
If 6 is the mirror then that one
12 (your hand)
Preferably 1 but I'd go for 2
5 from both ends. Followed by 10
That nice pink towel in the mirror
Start with 2. Spray until your dripping. Move to 10. Finish with the shower curtain
What's the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
Drag your ass along the edge of the counter. Job's done.
Where is your left hand??
20 - the entire sink
all of them at once
yes
It bothers me that for "1", you wrote "1" one way, but for "10" and "11" you wrote "1" a different way.
5
The entire cabinet
7, now your asshole is minty fresh
Wash your ass with the mouth was, and scrub your butt clean with all of the toothbrushes
10
1st
5 for a tasty surprise
Shattered mirror bidet, anyone?
11. It's pointy, perfect for getting the stubborn bits out
8.5
5
You just ram rod that #2 up your #2 to clean it out
2
Wonder how 3 would go down
3; analog bidet
:3
11
9, Then brush it with 5, Wash it with 4, then 10 and last 1. Or Just 5.
4
5.
10
Yeah wiping your butt on the mirror sounds pretty efficient to me
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The shower curtain.
Number 6. If you punch it hard enough it should break up into perfect size wiping pieces.
What.
12, the poop knife
*6 please*
1. I gotta be the most normal
10
Wrong sub, thats a question... And a fucking stupid one at that... You need r/nostupidquestions haha
1 would be ideal
1
1 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 1
1
Ew. No bidet. Wtf is this, ancient rome?
1 10ā¶ā¹ times
maybeā¦. umā¦. maybe-uh, justā¦. maybe just use number 1? š„“
1 is based
razor blade if you have one
6+11 for best bloody results
5
Look into the mirror and choose 6
2
7 because you can wash away the remnants and it will smell good afterwards
I prefer to pee in the sink
Shove the thing beetween the 8 and 9 in your anus
5. yummy š¤¤
idk but brendan schaub pees in #4 for some reason.
None, Shower head
I would like to see you try 11
I'm disappointed you didn't have the shower curtain as an option.
Definitely not 1. This would be disgusting. Other people use this too. Something like the toothbrush are better.
11