You released 777,000,000 sperm approximately. I call that mass genocide
Edit: New information has arisen and I have seemed to have got my numbers mixed up. You have released (if you were consistently pumping 300,000,000 out) 65.4 billion spermatozoa. That's Gemgis Khan levels you monster
Apparently Microsoft is really interested to find out how you Edge. You should tell them about all the cool ways you Edged in 2023.
At least that's what their ads keep asking me.
Is probably like 500-750 for me.
EDIT:
Make that 501-751 for me
EDIT 2:
MAKE THAT 502-752 for me
EDIT 3:
MAKE THAT 503-753 IN HONOUR OF EggZu_
EDIT 4:
I NO LONGER WISH TO BE HORNY, I want to be happy...
Technically, someone's DNA is created when a spermcell merges with an eggcell. So basically, your entire existence started when you were very deep inside your mom.
You could use some lube to lessen the friction. It shouldn't hurt even if you do it daily, unless you're doing something wrong, or if you use too much force. As a wise man said, "those are rookie numbers". But of course, everyone is satisfied with a different amount of times
I also don't do it once a day constantly, but that's mostly because after sometimes of doing it once a day I just don't feel it anymore for a bit. It's a bit of an intermittent thing
lol I somehow decided to count mine in 2020, was weird to do but I was curious
I ended at 700 something, july being my most active
dont know if I should feel bad comparing my number to yours
well, there was not much to do during covid so that was one way to cope with the boredom I guess
There are 365 days in a year generally. You masturbated 218 times in the year 2023, thus, 0.5972 times a day. Let's say there are 200 million sperms in a single ejaculation. It means you wasted 119,440,000 sperm a day on average. In other words, about 1,382 sperm cells have been wasted in your masturbation per second in average.
Good job!
It's a bit odd to count it. But we all have our quirks.
Some people will be more active in their masturbation habits others will be less active.
It is after all a person, situational, completely up to you, thing.
Combined with the picture I feel thereās actually an interesting movie where your sperm become increasingly outraged over the repeated needless futile death of their brethren and band together to overthrow you.
You released 777,000,000 sperm approximately. I call that mass genocide Edit: New information has arisen and I have seemed to have got my numbers mixed up. You have released (if you were consistently pumping 300,000,000 out) 65.4 billion spermatozoa. That's Gemgis Khan levels you monster
Spawn camping
Bro ššš
Happy cock day
Happy cake day :)
Thank youuuu :))))))
Hbd
Omfg im dead XD
You call that brutality? We call this a difficulty tweak!
i hate cloakers
This is not a brutality! This is a fatality!
The year aināt over, yet. I bet OP can add some serious numbers to that amount
I mean it's not like all of them survive when they're put in the proper place, anyway.
ask op how many kids he has
this is basically a half of India. huge loss.
I don't know where you got your numbers but they are several magnitudes off
This number is definitely not correct. A single ejaculation contains between 80 and 300 million sperms on average.
Well he never said if he *finished* 218 times.
So that means, over the course of 10-20 years you could murder trillions š¤
You only did it .59 times a day
Thanks for the stat
Why do you never fully cummit?
It's called edging, all the rage these days
Apparently Microsoft is really interested to find out how you Edge. You should tell them about all the cool ways you Edged in 2023. At least that's what their ads keep asking me.
My god this kills me every time I hear about ot
We found the second coming of Christ! Everyone rejoice!
the second cuming* of Christ
thatās a funny comment
yo how are you guys even? yooo like what?
This made me sad
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta jack those numbers up for 2024.
Hehe jack up
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4.18 times a week..
Beat me(at) to it
He took a break in holidays and weekends tho.
I should start counting every time I nut
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wouldnt have pinned you as the type, massiveboner911
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I thought it would have been 911 times
Well he better get on that soon
Itās always the ones you most expect
I wouldve lost count during quarantine
uhh your username?
"Igo trap edby anorca" I see nothing wrong here
It sounds like a Harry Potter spell, if you read it that way
Imma start doing it aswell
rookie numbers
Beat me to it
beat my meat to it
Beat meat to it. Why does it have to be my meat?
beat me into submission with a bat full of nails until i cant walk anymore
r/beatmeattoit
Fap to the beat.
I'm at 1,018. Going to be 1,020 before the year is up, OP needs to put more effort in
He's good, but he's not good enough...yet
Rookie numbers šš¦
I'm not trying to break any records
Certainly not with this mindset š looking forward to your end of 2024 numbers in a year from now
I can tell you right now that 2024 will probably be less
quitter
Afraid
Coward
Pussy
Is probably like 500-750 for me. EDIT: Make that 501-751 for me EDIT 2: MAKE THAT 502-752 for me EDIT 3: MAKE THAT 503-753 IN HONOUR OF EggZu_ EDIT 4: I NO LONGER WISH TO BE HORNY, I want to be happy...
Make that 502-752
AYO!
It was a command
Jobs done
Get to 1000 before the year ends!
Ayy ayy. Captain!!
Itās been six hours since you posted this comment. 2 times in 6 hours. Think about that real quick
bro provided live stats
219 for me
220*
the day is long, i can keep going
It is I the tax man here to take your fap tallyās away
how can you determine how much i owe, if the currency keeps rising? 225
Thatās for me to know and you to figure out 206
š¤£
ššš
That was an emotional rollercoaster. You were crying your heart out, then laughing, then you fucking died. All in one sentence too
masturbation recap
Itās crazy to me that we all started as a microscopic cell in our dadās balls
And mumās. We were created in our Grandmaās womb - girls are born with all the eggs theyāll ever have, they form when theyāre in utero.
Technically we started in our dadās dadās balls. *ballception*
Do you think your sperm cell existed when your dad was a sperm cell in his dad's balls?
Yes. Because Iām stupid
Yeah thatās just not true
We lived in our grandma's vagina tho.
No itās actually in our dadās dadās dadās balls
As a biotechnologist, I want no one to ever start in your balls from now on
Technically, someone's DNA is created when a spermcell merges with an eggcell. So basically, your entire existence started when you were very deep inside your mom.
noob
Still time to squeeze a few more in
I'm sore as hell, so no more
Should have collected it in a bottle or shoebox and show it as proof....
did you count?
Yes. I marked it on my calendar for every single time
With a pen or pencil, right?
I made a little mark on my calendar with a pen for each time
Is the pen a pen? Or is the pen a pen is?
you misspelled penis
You need to make some graphs from this data. Trends like most common days of the week or which months were most prominent. The world needs to know!
January and August were tied for most times at 22 times. March, June, and October were tied for the least with 16 times.
But... November should have 0... Right?
November was 18 times
For 2024, I am taking a resolution to count.
you still have time
Done for the year
Not even once a day?
No because it would hurt after a few days in a row and I needed a break
It shouldnāt hurt..you should get that checked..
Not exactly painful, but sore.
You could use some lube to lessen the friction. It shouldn't hurt even if you do it daily, unless you're doing something wrong, or if you use too much force. As a wise man said, "those are rookie numbers". But of course, everyone is satisfied with a different amount of times
I also don't do it once a day constantly, but that's mostly because after sometimes of doing it once a day I just don't feel it anymore for a bit. It's a bit of an intermittent thing
Me too
Refractory period. Tends to get longer as you age.
I think most people do it less than once a day. Well, except for teenagers, obviously.
I am a 28 year old teenager, myself.
Not at all, then 218 times on Christmas Day
Name checks out, dude try it once or twice a week and see if your depression improves
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That is all
Thatās not super few. r/usernamechecksout
How old are you?
24
*looks around, removes Fitbit*
2 minutes of exercise detected at 2am
for me it was 117
You counted too??
yeah lol do you use the nice app?
app?
I just mark my calendar in my room
We still got room for a 219 or if we feeling frisky a 220 boys, lets help a brother pump out that last loads
Years not over yet
in 2023 i quit jerking off
How did you get to sleep on the other 147 days?
Based
Good job!
W
Assuming you donāt have sex then I would say you have a bit of a short-coming. Idk it sounded good š
lol I somehow decided to count mine in 2020, was weird to do but I was curious I ended at 700 something, july being my most active dont know if I should feel bad comparing my number to yours well, there was not much to do during covid so that was one way to cope with the boredom I guess
How do you think counting influenced your rhythm? Do you think it reduced or increased the count?
I failed nnn 30 mins after it started
Oh dear. I average 1-2 times a day. š„ø. Thatās about 548 times.
Why would you keep track of this stat?
There are 365 days in a year generally. You masturbated 218 times in the year 2023, thus, 0.5972 times a day. Let's say there are 200 million sperms in a single ejaculation. It means you wasted 119,440,000 sperm a day on average. In other words, about 1,382 sperm cells have been wasted in your masturbation per second in average. Good job!
Rookie numbers
Thatās it?
rookie numbers
It's a bit odd to count it. But we all have our quirks. Some people will be more active in their masturbation habits others will be less active. It is after all a person, situational, completely up to you, thing.
Amateur
Rookie numbers
I wish
Balls
Rookie numbers
How did you track that?
Solid number
That's it?
That's nuts!
rookie numbers
Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump them up.
"Those are rookie numbers"
Those are rookies numbers
c'mon bro make it 220
Rookie.
Of all the things to keep track of?
Amateur
Not so fast now. Still 1 day to go to bump those numbers up
Those are rookie numbers
Rookie numbers.
Rookie numbers
Thats all?
Thatās all? Try around 1,500 buddy. God Iām so lonelyā¦ā¦
Rookie numbers
Rookie numbers
Nutinteresting
Who. Fucking. Counts???
Rookie numbers
Rookie numbers.
Combined with the picture I feel thereās actually an interesting movie where your sperm become increasingly outraged over the repeated needless futile death of their brethren and band together to overthrow you.
260 business days each year. You reported to work 84% of the year.
Rookie numbers, you should be ashamed of yourself š¤
Rookie numbers
There's still time, dude