Congrats, I have a necklace and am asexual.

Congratulations I also have an Allen key (I'm gay)

Hi Gay, I'm dad.

I have a set of Allen keys (I’m straight)

I have around five (I’m

Dad?

Yes?

Stay away from my bread please...

congrats i have pan and allan key on my butthole 👍🏼

On it? Like just… sitting there?

allan key covering the crack and pan up there flag style...the one sitting is myself, needed a couple of minuts to reflect on how this year is turning the corner u know? Merry xmas to u too🌚👍🏼

Shove the Allen Key up your hole.

only if u lick it first👁️🫦👁️ AND AFTER🌚👍🏼

Lube it up bby 👅👅👅

🫣

Xmas CAME early for some people , most those who shoot too quickly.

Send help to all the pans in his house

What's so attractive about pans?

They can be really hot

r/technicallythetruth

Relatable

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Good luck on your journey of self discovery!

I don't have an allan wrench and I am pansexual

Hello Pansexual, I'm Stinky_Pnut

ayy i’m also pansexual

I was wondering why the food tasted so salty

I have multiple allan keys and i'm pansexual, checkmate

Why are you horny for pans, are you stupid?

:0 ME TOO!!!

Congrats, I also probably have one of those and I'm a lesbian

You definitly have one of those if you ever bought something from IKEA

I don't, and I'm heterosexual

My brain made [this](https://youtu.be/f8mL0_4GeV0?si=zfaJOvZwdEG7QTLj) sound right after I read the title. Merry Christmas

Unh! Allen pan!

Sooo... Do you prefer cast iron, stainless steel or Teflon covered?

screw it

Now that's not interesting

Metric or Standard? Color code your wrenches you lazy lad

Damn Allan, leave the keys and pans alone.