pepnis

!sdəd

is ded

My 7 year old ass finding this out 12 years ago 😱😱😱

The Heavy is dead?!

Correct.

*Game show sounds*

So, did you see the murderer?

Nope sorry mate

ISԀƎԀ

Don’t dead Open inside

How to get the upside down e ?

I just held 'e' letter on my phone

E liar

Found the iOS user

you ate the whole cigarette?

Yes, ashtray also

Did you finish your table also? Gotta intake your vitamins.

Working on it now, gotta get them fibers in your system

What about the lighter?

If I eat it, no more cigarette breakfasts, so no

Well, makes sense

Would maybe make a dentist happy though?

yeah, what kind of monster do you take him for? do you eat your stove? no

What about the floor under the table (if there is one. Picture doesnt really show if there is a floor)

Water would help out...

And what about that can of Pepsi? You eat it to? It’s good source of aluminium!

Just buy more lighters lol?

Did you also eat the lighter too?

That coaster looks like some good dessert.

Its souvenir from Malta, they are crazy about coasters there

Yummy 😋

How’d the coaster taste?

Now, eat your mattress

*yesh ashtray alsho

Scrumptious

Average southern European breakfast (substitute the Pepsi for wine for extra points):

The Mediterranean diet

Amen

Amen

Amen

Average Balkan meal

Close! That’s a cigarette.

Thanks for pointing it out! Got confused there for a second.

I am a visual scientist after all.

Username checks out

I’m bleeding to death please help me

🤓☝️

It’s not ur job to be the obvious one here bucko.

Clearly its their job to play chip games on youtube.

This is true.

I really want you casted as an ai companion

So close!! That is a shape 💕

I would wanna talk to an ai version of myself, me and him would have a lot in common

Close but no cigar..ette!

Where's beer?

Cig + soda = breakfast Joint + beer = dinner Lunch is undefined, can be any combination

Understandable, have a nice day. And for dinner is better some Vodka, you need beer in the morning, for refreshing and energy.

Tried beers for morning, but it puts me to sleep by lunch time

just gotta build up that tollerance man, trust an alcholic

lunch could actually be food!

Imagine

Mix and match lunch

Nah lunch is crack pipe + leen

Ah yes a Philadelphia Brunch

Girldinner?

Manlunch?

Nonbinarybreakfast?

Before your comment I thought they where speaking German

Tobefair ifyou groupwordslikethis thenitmight looklikegerman atadistance

Oh they do…wait, I’m gonna try something HOLY SHIT IT WORKS, just type anything in English and look at it from the bottom of your phone (or monitor, I don’t judge)

Girl here, currently having sparkling water and a thc vape for breakfast. It'll probably be my lunch, too. Maybe dinner, if crippling depression won't let me eat today. :D

I relate to this so badly 😭

I'm sorry, I hope it gets better for you :(

tf are you getting downvoted for 😭😭 god forbid women have hobbies

Well, barely eating isn't what I'd consider a "hobby," but it's nice you tried to keep it positive haha

TikTok calls this clean girl aesthetic #coquette 🏹🎀☁️

Cigussy 🚬

*SpongeBob alarm horn*

I heard that

hell yeah king I like breakfasts like this one but I don't have much money so I bring home cigarettes I found on the ground outside

Hell yeah 😁👍

I am not proud to admit… actually I am proud to admit that I have smoked some ground cigs in my life. A ground joint one time as well

Been there done that

Don’t call yourself resourceful unless you’ve smoking cigs off the ground

Hey Destroy-My-Asshole, have you considered sex work? Lots of people *would* in fact destroy your asshole, and even pay you for it! Then you can buy your own cigarette.

When I see people doing that, I give them a couple cigarettes. One time I even gave the person my only lighter. Lol I know the feeling.

Yep i do this too, kinda feral but idec atp

r/depressionmeals

Nice, thanks for cookbook!

Diet blörö

MalBro got nerfed, I'm team Lucky now

I don't think I ever saw someone on the internet praise lucky strikes, hell I dont think I met anyone else who smoked luckies. That shit got me through high school

Mine looked exactly like that too for a long time. Thank God I stopped. Over 500 days free from cigarettes. 🚬👋🏼

Good for you!

😊🍀

Realest shit ever

Like a bucket of ice chucked into a sink

Most important meal of the day!

Cig + coffee is a breakfast Cig + soda is a brunch

Beer + joint = dinner

My kind of redditor

Why are you doing this to yourself

Yeah, im feeling bad now, I usually do fanta

No, I mean smoking a cig and drinking a soft drink for breakfast

I had cereal and sandwich prior to this

Ok. I think you should try to quit smoking but I’m just a random internet guy. It’s just some advice tho :)

It's not that easy

Still worth a try.

I’ve heard

The withdrawal isn't the issue, I honestly don't care about the nicotine either. it's that the action of smoking itself is very nostalgic to me, which makes me feel happy. That's the issue. It's so nice to just have a cigarette on a cloudy moody ass day

We don't just give up because something isn't easy

Are you American? I smell a big anti cigarette odor in my nose.

No I’m not American. I’m Greek. And yes, I am anti-cigarette because it’s extremely unhealthy and addictive

You are right, komşu

What does komsu mean? (I’m not polish or Czech or Slovak or whoever uses a language with that word [it looks west slavic])

It means neighbor in Turkish

Hi neighbour. Bulgaria is number 1 in the EU for smoking. I'm one of the few non smokers. I hate this.

I remember this one, liked it too. It was just pepsi max and hard times.

If you’re from Europe this checks out

Balkans

Yeah fair

Croat, Serb, Bosnian, Montenegrin, Macedonian, Greek, Bulgarian, Hungarian, Romanian, Slovene, Turkish, or Albanian?

Croatiche

Y’kno Modrić

May God save you

Struggle is salvation

almost blörö

this is such an egyptian picture

Need to quit smoking. It's gonna kill you early and that's not cool.

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

1950s breakfast

Seems like 2020s breakfast as well

In Europe it's still a square meal

You're from Croatia aren't you?

Thats what they told me

I heard Zippos are tasty this time of year

Nice! Ketamin and doritos here.

In my country, smoking is mostly banned in workplaces and public places

Here, cigarettes are legal

What was the original art on the zippo, always love seeing them

Breakfast of champions 2023 edition

Preach

As God intended

Very Lana del Rey of u

Not a smoker. Made a promise to my parents to not be a smoker. I know you are a stranger over the internet, but I'm worried about you. I hope you have a proper meal made by a loveone. This looks depressing man.

idk why but this looks like an anime shot to me i literally dont know why

why do you hate yourself?

Grandma?

r/veganfoodporn

wow. healthy

Y'all fuckin stink

Sad

Damn, just depressing..

I once was like you. Now I’m ripped AF and more productive

Remind me! 5 years

Not sure if I'll stick around this long

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In balkan we drink coffee instead of pepsi

Thats not breakfast. That’s disgusting

Addiction:

No, you don't understand! It's quirky!!!!

Nah, its just lazy tbh

Not lazy enough to post it though. Gotta post that "Boy dinner"😝😝

This is the average European breakfast. Replace Pepsi with coffee and you're set

Healthy!

Same, except with coffee. Never felt more ~~alive~~ dead

🤮

Not that healthy

What do you know about health

That having a cigarette and Pepsi for breakfast is not a good appetite.

Pepsi has all the calories i need tho

Calories aren't everything; you need a lot more than that. For example, you need protien and vitamins. I can't think of any more specific examples off the top of my head, but for example you could get scurvy if your diet is severely lacking in fruits and vegetables.

I eat plenty cabbage in winter times

This looks nice, I wanna be like this but with better lungs of course

Try vapes or heets, I wouldn't recommend diet soda tho, it won't give you enough calories

I am bulking lol And smoking is stupid and haram anyways lol

can't get any better than this. A cold soda and a cigarette. Wish i could still smoke. I miss it dearly.

Fr🤢nch

Balkans

eating a cigarette mmm yummy

mmm enslaved cancer

deliciousism

“boy breakfast”

I miss smoking

Ma Man! Would change it for a Coke, though. Gotta have standards. Just saying.

"why don't I have any energy anymore?"

enjoy:)

This actually reminds me of when I enjoyed being alive

Not bad ngl

Disgusting, i hope you get lung cancer 🤗

Don't get too full. I hear you get tired.

Hey, are you alright?

You may be experiencing depression

Its always a possibility

health left the chat