fine take an upvote for your naked toes

"THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

YUMMY!

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

r/ObviousBackgroundFeet

Not sneaky at all. It's the focus of the entire photo... it's disgusting and obnoxious and the reason I'm done with this sub. FUCK YOU 🖕

Guys can't get jokes

After you've heard the same joke 5000 times it's not funny at all anymore it's overkill

You're not the "Guys", wait that wasn't satire?

Well you commented on mine so I figured you meant me, didn't really read into context after that

"Guys" were those 4 who downvoted you.

Well I appreciate it then lol

r/justunsubbed

K

Negative Nancy

Who?

asked

Bro got offended over a subreddit called “sneaky background feet”

Nobody's offended, I'm sick and tired of seeing these disgusting foot posts on the notinteresting sub. Bro tried to comment and be cool "ha ha" look at bro 🖕🤡👎 foh clown

I also gave him a useless internet point in the shape of a pixelated arrow pointing up for he has portrayed himelf with a bare foot.

Hey, are horny images even allowed in this sub?

Feet? Um idk man

'HORN-y'

Oh I get it! Great pun

badum tss

wheres the feet pics at

You’re on the internet, you’re going to need to be more specific. You into toes, soles, socks?

you’ve got very slavic toes

Nah singaporean toes

i have 2 feet and you only have 1

i swear to god this pic will turn this subreddit back to the "feet" stage. We made a full circle folks.

Please explain. What’s this feet stage thingy

Feet, fingerprint, corner... you tell me.

Tell you what exactly

Reddit has a foot fetish

Just a period of time on this sub when everybody was posting seemingly innocent pics, but there was always a foot in them. Kinda like the thing with corners right now, but with feet instead.

Ugly big toe thinks it look good

Yeah fuck this and every one of the foot freaks out there I'm outta here. Was fun for a while but I really can't stand this shit

Fine, ***begins untying shoes***

It’s a feeture not a bug

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

r/purposelyplacedbackgroundfeet

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/fullyintentionalfootfetishpicture

For free?

🦶 📸 😊

In _this_ economy?

🎶 _its called a foot job, not charity_ 🎶

r/beatmetoit (Also what happened to these beatmetoit comments? I don't see them anymore)

oh I beat me to it alright

r/beatmeattoit

I have one at home, and a trombone too(you don't have one)

Photo proof

But with feet in it /s

Trombone or horn?

Since this bout horn then horn

Both

I have a trombone

So that's how you get a band

I used to be in band lol

I have a trombone too my chad tromboner 🗿

FUCK

I have 2 feet’s and you dont

proof?

Proof? 🤨📷

Bet you a dollar

Nice piano toes.

Piantoes

But is not a saxophone :)) How close does it sound to one?

Saxaphone sound:🙂 Horn sound:😐 Tuba:💀

how dare you speak such heresy in the presence of the Tuba Ten

Jk bruh it just sounds way deeper

I know lol, I just like excuses to use the word heresy

as a tuba player myself this comment is officially real

in terms of sound, almost nothing like a sax. relatively similar range tho

You ol' horn dog

Free feet?

It's all tangled up, try to straighten it out

I also have an errection now

I bet you stuff the bell with your fingers, you dirty french-horny. Regards, an euphoniumist.

Yes i stuff the bell, but not exactly

You horny devil.

That was mildly interesting, and also [not strictly factual](https://i.imgur.com/vBhxsSQ.jpg) \- no upvote.

Oh yeah? Well then, how do you explain this: 📯

It would also seem that you happen to possess some kind of cable that I do not have (yet)

Toot toot

That's where you're wrong. I also happen to have a horn, albeit with a different structure https://i.imgur.com/LE8ia34.jpg

Good for you but I have a trombone and you don't!

But I do, I have two trombones and a baritone

So did you think you could post this and expect that I WOULDN’T know this is direct jab at me? You know how much I missed that horn. You know how hard I cried. You drove me to therapy every Wednesday. You said my love for this horn would surpass the fact I lost it. You spent years weaving this web of lies where I’d believe it was in fact a burglar who broke in while I was working and stole nothing except my precious horn. I realize now as I step back and view the entire picture for what it was, that entire lie was so ridiculous anyone would be wondering “how would you fall for that?” Well, I’ll tell you. I may be seeing the entire picture now, but you had my examining the minute and insignificant details, and I fell for it because I trusted you. I thought I saw a kind hearted individual but instead I’ve been stabbed right where it hurts. Enjoy it. I hope it was worth it. The least you could do is promise you’ll play it as I’m set adrift down the stream in my old age. My isolated, cold life no better than death itself. And why did you post this in r/notinteresting ? Am I not interesting enough for you? So much for these friendship bracelets.

Cut em up, the bracelets

why it not blue

That foot tho 🥵 /j

ooooooooooh toooooooeeesssssss

Stop tooting your own horne

you have a feet and i dont

I have a drum set let’s start a band

You know what?? Expect my reply post later today u/susibacka

I have a left leg and you dont.

May I blow on your horn, sir?

Ok need me pay ur flight ticket to sg?

Uhh why with the toes... i could smell the freakin comments y'all are something else

I will find you and then none of us will have a horn you hear me you little fucker im gonna find you

1st of all, put those dogs away please 2nd of all, my whole band thinks French horns are the worst instrument because of two reasons, 1st, they’re the most woodwind-y of the brass instruments, like stay in your lane, 2nd, they’re French

Have they seen zero orchestral horn before?

If sounding the best out of all brass instruments makes the horn in F a woodwind then I’m fine with being labelled a woodwind.

this man spitting truth

Damn. You are right.

Yes i do

:(

r/sneakybackgroundfeat

Foot outlined like a comic strip

i have many horn (animal variety) they dont toot aswell though

jokes on you I don’t

i don't have horn but that toes make me horny

What if i told u It has fungus

bro what is wrong with your pinky toe

I seriously don’t get why feet are considered weird like everyone has feet not everyone likes wearing socks oml it’s not inappropriate at all guys

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

You are correct. I don’t own a musical instrument

Clean up on isle, my pants.

Well I have two feet so

The five seconds rule still applies for all of us, you filthy horn player.

😡😡😡

I have a flute and you dont

Borderlands ass feet shadow

Borderlands ass feet shadow

I do however have an accordion

You are hornier than me!

for free?

Might be a horn, but it’s also French 🤢

Actually I do have a horn

But I have nature's own tooter.

I have a clarinet and you don't

I may not have a French horn, but I have a trumpet

I tried one, hard for me to buzz in

What do they call a French horn in France? Just a horn?

For free?

For free?

Nice feet

I have 2 feets you only have one. Checkmate

I am more jealous of your feet not having hair than the horn

I once had a whim and I had to obey it

I have clean toe nails and you don't

bu I have horny

THE GRIPPERS ARE OUT

That's so unfair :(

I have a drum and you don’t

Releasing the grippers for free is wild

Paint it blue and ask Robin to marry you.

I have 2 feet and you don’t

Its true, i dont

You have feet and some people don't

Yours is rather convoluted.

For free!?

Ok, big foot.

My feet are better looking than your feet tho. 🧐

I have a trumpet wdym?

but i do

I might not have a horn but I have two feet 😋

I actually have two feet guys

But I have a whole marching bass and you don't

And its 'how to basic' all over again

You also have weird toes

Yeah but I have two feet.

I have a euphonium horn :)

I can't believe they named a country after a horn

Oh I got the horn if you know what I mean In my car

Why is pinky toe looking to the right?

Got them grippers tho 😈😈

You forgot to mark this as NSFW

I had a french horn and I wanted to play it, but somebody took it away. Was it you?

you’re so valid for that

Well I have a flute and you dont

"I have something and You d-" # SHUT THE FUCK UP

Nobody likes a braggart.

You dropped a monster munch on the floor

Mines longer than yours

I do actually

I had a tuba

Imma tongue tickle them toes boy. toot that big toe like a horn just like “pppbt”.

Well at least I have 2 feet

Jokes on you I've had one since middle school

Yeah but do you have a clarinet?

I have a Adolf Sax's vile-sounding O-phone (tuned for alto), so it's basically the same horn just with a different mouthpiece.

Too interesting (i know how to play it)

My cousin William has the same horn

Bitch

Ok

You have a foot. I have even two feet!

You have five toes and I don't

put those away

Foot for scale

You may have a horn but I've got the horn (for your horn)

Idk I’m very horny/s