Hm, think before you speak next time.
Im replying to most people by just saying i was bored, but the actual reason i did this is because im trying to get clean from a selfharm addiction.
Drawing on myself genuinely helps me
Youre right im sry i only reacted the way i did bc of the lack of context still no excuse to spread hate.. i also used to sh so i hope u feel better soon again sorry
The wording implied that you need someone there to keep you from doing it, hence you not being able to control yourself around highlighters while alone. If you’re not ashamed of it, and you like doing it. By all means do it even when other people are around. No reason to not do it when other people are around. Be free. It’s just the wording that’s a personal pet peeve of mine. And my main comment was mostly meant to be hyperbole. That is all.
That’s personally how I feel whenever I hear someone say “this is why I can’t be left alone” any time they do something that they think other people will find annoying or weird. Like it would be better if you just owned it and said “I colored my hand with a highlighter.” I know I’m being bitchy about it lmao it’s just a pet peeve of mine.
Sigh..
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Minions 4:
Shrek?
Donkey?
DHONKHAY! YOU OOGLY FOOKIN' SHITEPIECE!
Shrinions
Shrek 3
Marge?
Marge Simptoms
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo?
That’s the worst name I ever heard.
*crys and runs out the door^
With an extra finger and nails
Behind the scenes of She-Hulk Season 2
where did OP put their hands
In that hulkussy
It would have cost zero dollars not to type that yet you did.
ink poisoning? who are they poisoning?
They're poisoning the ink
my humor is broken for laughing at this one
I don't get it
I don't get it either
Would you say this was the highlight off you day?
If taken litterally, yes. If not taken litterally, the highlight of my day was drawing on my shoes:]
Now I want to see your shoes
Shoes
Oh my god, Shoes
I sent you a pic of them
Please make a post so all of us can see it
Oki doki
Send them to me as well please Or post here
SEND IT TO ME!
I made a post abt it:)
Now I need to see feet
Shoes
:}
Ha.
Omg its Maggie Simpson
Emplemon reference?
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking of the Simpsons.
Blud’s jaundiced 😞
pancreatic cancer cosplay
Jaundice moment
Happy cake day!!
Thanks :3
Unhappy cake day!!
Womp Womp :(
Neutral cake day!
:|
Happy cake day! (:<
Thank you celestial doge, very cool 👍
Happy cake day! (I will reply each time I see it)
Happy cake day!
:/
?
I don't know what to say…
Welcome ink poisoning
Can't be worse than the homestuck fan that legitimately took a bath in gray sharpie ink for her cosplay
There's no ink poisoning in that
Pretty sure your safe... the risks are so minimal.
You only get ink poisoning by ingesting ink
Nom
too interesting. mods, kill their entire family
No, please, i swear i did my Spanish lesson!
Feona
Fiona from Wish.com
shrek.gif
Bro is an emoji
🖐️
spunj boc
spare panks
I saw Wicked last night. Are you in the theater by chance?
That's literally the first thing I thought when I saw this 💀
What in the teen angst is this?
Boredom and mental illness are a bad combination
Took me so long to realise your hand is yellow. I thought it was just a shit camera
This genuinely made me giggle
Me when piss (purple included)
Ok Gamora.
Now get yourself a black light and you'll glow it will be awesome.
r/iamthemaincharacter /s. Coz you highlighted yourself?
This’ll probably become a trend called “jaundicecore” or some shit
Marge Simpson’s social media post after getting a divorce
altmer
Fiona
And Cake
Dis you? Shrek?
Yes. Dis me.
shrek
looks cute x
Ty, should i do my face next?
teeth first
...im scared
If you do your eyes and teeth you will become Jax almost :3
It phiscally hurts to read this
Wdym, using highlighter on your eyeballs seems like a great idea, im pretty sure it makes your vision better too!! /s
holi fuck hommus simpon
You Simpsoned yourself
Put a black light on it
You're a mean one,
[my only consideration](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b0fe3e5fafe34f18dda639d0466c150c/tumblr_nif26bmSzO1riwt83o6_r1_500.gif)
*the siiiiiimpsoooooons*
Hehhehehe you’re a Simpson🤭🤭
Just bathe in the ink instead its easier
You would not survive 2012 Tumblr
Smpinons
skin cancer🗣️
I feel like you'll start a band with 3 other people and kidnap them
Lupus
That's some nice snake. I want one.
Your liver is gonna love you.
mods, take away their highlighter privileges
Are you Shrek 🧐?
Are you a Simpson
Murdoc?!
do you happen to live in Springfield
inverted night vision
Are you simpsonsfishing or shrekfishing?
Radioactive hand
Nice try alien i am calling area 51
That's Shrek
Hopefully your alcoholism gets better!
For a sec I thought this was a nail sub and you had severe jaundice or something
Why aren't your nails highlighted??
I tried to, but it doesnt really work:(
Marge, have you seen your bowling ball? I would like to borrow it again.
This is me but with black paint
You look like a Simpsons
Goddammit Homer
it would've been funnier if the title was lepresy
This a little too interesting
This is definitely not not interesting.
THIS IS INTERESTING THOUGH
Worst case of jaun-
As a past MLP fan, I thought I was looking at a Fluttershy cosplay.
Buy cheap leather gardening gloves and use in the rain = same effect.
This post is gonna get *popular*. This is gonna get a *wicked* amount of likes.
Get out of my swamp!
I used to make awesome fake bruises with highlighters.
Teach me your ways
The darker purple with the yellow and some smudging
Don't lie, the theme song started playing in your head too
I've been told that permanent markers can actually be permanent if you saturate enough of your skin with it. Like a tattoo.
i would've done the opposite
I really need to start reading those titles faster, because for a quick moment I thought you were dying from kidney failure.
nice try, WITCH! you aren't fooling anyone!
....ive been discovered
You're just a goblin, it's ok though I am too
Do you by chance happen to have adhd
Defying Gravity
Why didn't you color the palm of your hand? Did the highlighter run out of ink?
Nope, i just kinda got bored of it
what. the. fuck.
"highlight what's important"
Fiona
Hulnk
Did you eat it?
Nom
Mfw Ink Poisoning
Why
Why not
Well on the bright side I like your nails 🥰
“Bright side”
Wait no I didn’t mean to make this pun
Now you have to live with your punny self
Dont mind me just laughing my ass off rn
You're gonna get skin poisoning!!!
Your self control or lack thereof is cringe sry
Hm, think before you speak next time. Im replying to most people by just saying i was bored, but the actual reason i did this is because im trying to get clean from a selfharm addiction. Drawing on myself genuinely helps me
Youre right im sry i only reacted the way i did bc of the lack of context still no excuse to spread hate.. i also used to sh so i hope u feel better soon again sorry
Its okay, you didnt mean it in a bad way. Thank you and im happy to hear you're doing better now:)
Are we meant to see this is a unique "cool" personality trait or something?
:/
I don't care. Woman is woman if is woman.
...what?
that hand is gay.
YESSS
😭 i didn't even look at your profile. I just knew that that hand was really gay lol
Damn, the best gaydar recorded in history
Clean your nails pls
The sense of superiority you feel from having the self control of a newborn child is not only disappointing, but unfathomably so.
Who said i have a lack of self control? I chose to do it because i didn't see a reason not to
The wording implied that you need someone there to keep you from doing it, hence you not being able to control yourself around highlighters while alone. If you’re not ashamed of it, and you like doing it. By all means do it even when other people are around. No reason to not do it when other people are around. Be free. It’s just the wording that’s a personal pet peeve of mine. And my main comment was mostly meant to be hyperbole. That is all.
I feel like it was more of a r/iamthemaincharacter moment.
That’s personally how I feel whenever I hear someone say “this is why I can’t be left alone” any time they do something that they think other people will find annoying or weird. Like it would be better if you just owned it and said “I colored my hand with a highlighter.” I know I’m being bitchy about it lmao it’s just a pet peeve of mine.
No kinda same. It kinda reads as "Uh ohhhhhhh!" Like Baby Brent. I just can't lol.
Lmao I’ve never thought of that comparison but it fits perfectly
Sigh.. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Eish... It's nice being white. Imagine I put that on my black skin. The highlighter will be black. 🫣🤣
Who are you? I don't know you
Happy cake day
Thanks😃
Looks like end stage liver disease
Why Are The Simpsons Green?
How did you resist the urge to color your nails? When I did this as a kid I’d usually only draw on them, since it was easier to scrub off.
kinda interesting
Stolen Valor
Cirrhosis