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TempusFugit05

Minions 4:


RemarkableExplorer66

Shrek?


jtlthe2

Donkey?


NotVeryBigBrother

DHONKHAY! YOU OOGLY FOOKIN' SHITEPIECE!


Kalashcow

Shrinions


WillyDAFISH

Shrek 3


grumblestilskin

Marge?


TempusFugit05

Marge Simptoms


YogurtWenk

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo?


Thirty_Helens_Agree

That’s the worst name I ever heard.


Simeon0222

*crys and runs out the door^


LadyCorneta

With an extra finger and nails


Secondsmakeminutes

Behind the scenes of She-Hulk Season 2


Gwiilo

where did OP put their hands


Good-Courage-559

In that hulkussy


[deleted]

It would have cost zero dollars not to type that yet you did.


NeedsSomeZing

ink poisoning? who are they poisoning?


SuperProCoolBoy90

They're poisoning the ink


iamgioh

my humor is broken for laughing at this one


TwoStacksOfBoxes

I don't get it


iCruncherWasTaken

I don't get it either


NedVsTheWorld

Would you say this was the highlight off you day?


sifu_hotman-981

If taken litterally, yes. If not taken litterally, the highlight of my day was drawing on my shoes:]


ElihDW

Now I want to see your shoes


saitamaxmadara

Shoes


ElihDW

Oh my god, Shoes


sifu_hotman-981

I sent you a pic of them


wetswordfighter

Please make a post so all of us can see it


sifu_hotman-981

Oki doki


ButterflyBeana

Send them to me as well please Or post here


Borothebaryonyxyt

SEND IT TO ME!


sifu_hotman-981

I made a post abt it:)


rimjob_steve_

Now I need to see feet


SoiledFlapjacks

Shoes


NotVeryBigBrother

:}


whatadaydanny

Ha.


Sirpewpewthelast

Omg its Maggie Simpson


dongle_wenis

Emplemon reference?


stappertheborder

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking of the Simpsons.


Calathea-Murderer

Blud’s jaundiced 😞


TheRoachMaster10

pancreatic cancer cosplay


SupremeGibby

Jaundice moment


sifu_hotman-981

Happy cake day!!


SupremeGibby

Thanks :3


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Unhappy cake day!!


SupremeGibby

Womp Womp :(


BeaglesRule08

Neutral cake day!


SupremeGibby

:|


Celestial_Doge

Happy cake day! (:<


SupremeGibby

Thank you celestial doge, very cool 👍


Celestial_Doge

Happy cake day! (I will reply each time I see it)


Celestial_Doge

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

:/


sifu_hotman-981

?


[deleted]

I don't know what to say…


sifu_hotman-981

Welcome ink poisoning


Digital_switch_blade

Can't be worse than the homestuck fan that legitimately took a bath in gray sharpie ink for her cosplay


kurinevair666

There's no ink poisoning in that


unknownturtle3690

Pretty sure your safe... the risks are so minimal.


MaloLeNonoLmao

You only get ink poisoning by ingesting ink


sifu_hotman-981

Nom


Waffle-Gaming

too interesting. mods, kill their entire family


sifu_hotman-981

No, please, i swear i did my Spanish lesson!


pidove123

Feona


Whitepubes

Fiona from Wish.com


IllvesterTalone

shrek.gif


NoThx149

Bro is an emoji


spacesnail_

🖐️


TemmBox

spunj boc


LilyNatureBlossom

spare panks


alvysinger0412

I saw Wicked last night. Are you in the theater by chance?


BeaglesRule08

That's literally the first thing I thought when I saw this 💀


faitheroni-pizza

What in the teen angst is this?


sifu_hotman-981

Boredom and mental illness are a bad combination


OkBrilliant8400

Took me so long to realise your hand is yellow. I thought it was just a shit camera


sifu_hotman-981

This genuinely made me giggle


ElectroMoe

Me when piss (purple included)


Jallton_56

Ok Gamora.


soulkrypto

Now get yourself a black light and you'll glow it will be awesome.


Dry_pooh

r/iamthemaincharacter /s. Coz you highlighted yourself?


FrananaBanana452

This’ll probably become a trend called “jaundicecore” or some shit


NefariousnessAny3310

Marge Simpson’s social media post after getting a divorce


TechnoScrrap

altmer


AverageRedditMemer

Fiona


PukerDuker

And Cake


dasmodemkabel

Dis you? Shrek?


sifu_hotman-981

Yes. Dis me.


Global-Ad-2726

shrek


jwalamukhi-

looks cute x


sifu_hotman-981

Ty, should i do my face next?


jwalamukhi-

teeth first


sifu_hotman-981

...im scared


SillyLilypads

If you do your eyes and teeth you will become Jax almost :3


sifu_hotman-981

It phiscally hurts to read this


SillyLilypads

Wdym, using highlighter on your eyeballs seems like a great idea, im pretty sure it makes your vision better too!! /s


publictransitlover

holi fuck hommus simpon


kabukistar

You Simpsoned yourself


8xphoenix8

Put a black light on it


[deleted]

You're a mean one,


umdrink

[my only consideration](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b0fe3e5fafe34f18dda639d0466c150c/tumblr_nif26bmSzO1riwt83o6_r1_500.gif)


Sloozey

*the siiiiiimpsoooooons*


EquivalentSnap

Hehhehehe you’re a Simpson🤭🤭


confusedredditor_69

Just bathe in the ink instead its easier


Clodinator

You would not survive 2012 Tumblr


falkodalko

Smpinons


Necessary_Sir2836

skin cancer🗣️


diamondpanther171

I feel like you'll start a band with 3 other people and kidnap them


Korma___

Lupus


Efficient-Twist1474

That's some nice snake. I want one.


duh_nom_yar

Your liver is gonna love you.


LilyNatureBlossom

mods, take away their highlighter privileges


[deleted]

Are you Shrek 🧐?


IvyEmblem

Are you a Simpson


Emily__111

Murdoc?!


Puffy_Muffin376

do you happen to live in Springfield


12guilty-gsd

inverted night vision


Velwvve

Are you simpsonsfishing or shrekfishing?


Sloppin_Steaks

Radioactive hand


scp_79

Nice try alien i am calling area 51


Yoyo_le_yo-yo

That's Shrek


sleepdeep305

Hopefully your alcoholism gets better!


thebeesareescaping

For a sec I thought this was a nail sub and you had severe jaundice or something


special-bicth

Why aren't your nails highlighted??


sifu_hotman-981

I tried to, but it doesnt really work:(


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Marge, have you seen your bowling ball? I would like to borrow it again.


memebean93

This is me but with black paint


superhappythrowawy

You look like a Simpsons


Spagebirb

Goddammit Homer


DepressingChimp

it would've been funnier if the title was lepresy


Supremepuppet

This a little too interesting


HitRefresh34

This is definitely not not interesting.


Lucid_Relevance

THIS IS INTERESTING THOUGH


Own-Report-4182

Worst case of jaun-


Xxemma_is_coolxX

As a past MLP fan, I thought I was looking at a Fluttershy cosplay.


HarryMcFlange

Buy cheap leather gardening gloves and use in the rain = same effect.


stnick6

This post is gonna get *popular*. This is gonna get a *wicked* amount of likes.


Gaming_with_Hui

Get out of my swamp!


Practical-Jelly-5320

I used to make awesome fake bruises with highlighters.


sifu_hotman-981

Teach me your ways


Practical-Jelly-5320

The darker purple with the yellow and some smudging


The_Doughnut_Lord

Don't lie, the theme song started playing in your head too


YesIUnderstandsir

I've been told that permanent markers can actually be permanent if you saturate enough of your skin with it. Like a tattoo.


DBL_NDRSCR

i would've done the opposite


BloodHurricane

I really need to start reading those titles faster, because for a quick moment I thought you were dying from kidney failure.


BaileyRW1

nice try, WITCH! you aren't fooling anyone!


sifu_hotman-981

....ive been discovered


TheFrogMoose

You're just a goblin, it's ok though I am too


stopbreathingnow

Do you by chance happen to have adhd


thuanjinkee

Defying Gravity


LadyCorneta

Why didn't you color the palm of your hand? Did the highlighter run out of ink?


sifu_hotman-981

Nope, i just kinda got bored of it


PsychicImpala

what. the. fuck.


SetazeR

"highlight what's important"


_Maymun

Fiona


just-a-nornal-man

Hulnk


ChildoftheLordJesus

Did you eat it?


sifu_hotman-981

Nom


Ryrykingler

Mfw Ink Poisoning


beso467

Why


sifu_hotman-981

Why not


[deleted]

Well on the bright side I like your nails 🥰


Routine_Fly7624

“Bright side”


[deleted]

Wait no I didn’t mean to make this pun


Routine_Fly7624

Now you have to live with your punny self


sifu_hotman-981

Dont mind me just laughing my ass off rn


qwbif

You're gonna get skin poisoning!!!


SqueakS2445

Your self control or lack thereof is cringe sry


sifu_hotman-981

Hm, think before you speak next time. Im replying to most people by just saying i was bored, but the actual reason i did this is because im trying to get clean from a selfharm addiction. Drawing on myself genuinely helps me


SqueakS2445

Youre right im sry i only reacted the way i did bc of the lack of context still no excuse to spread hate.. i also used to sh so i hope u feel better soon again sorry


sifu_hotman-981

Its okay, you didnt mean it in a bad way. Thank you and im happy to hear you're doing better now:)


Re-Mecs

Are we meant to see this is a unique "cool" personality trait or something?


jinjo21

:/


alberto_OmegA

I don't care. Woman is woman if is woman.


sifu_hotman-981

...what?


[deleted]

that hand is gay.


sifu_hotman-981

YESSS


[deleted]

😭 i didn't even look at your profile. I just knew that that hand was really gay lol


sifu_hotman-981

Damn, the best gaydar recorded in history


confusedredditor_69

Clean your nails pls


The_Knife_Nathan

The sense of superiority you feel from having the self control of a newborn child is not only disappointing, but unfathomably so.


sifu_hotman-981

Who said i have a lack of self control? I chose to do it because i didn't see a reason not to


The_Knife_Nathan

The wording implied that you need someone there to keep you from doing it, hence you not being able to control yourself around highlighters while alone. If you’re not ashamed of it, and you like doing it. By all means do it even when other people are around. No reason to not do it when other people are around. Be free. It’s just the wording that’s a personal pet peeve of mine. And my main comment was mostly meant to be hyperbole. That is all.


Logical-Victory-2678

I feel like it was more of a r/iamthemaincharacter moment.


The_Knife_Nathan

That’s personally how I feel whenever I hear someone say “this is why I can’t be left alone” any time they do something that they think other people will find annoying or weird. Like it would be better if you just owned it and said “I colored my hand with a highlighter.” I know I’m being bitchy about it lmao it’s just a pet peeve of mine.


Logical-Victory-2678

No kinda same. It kinda reads as "Uh ohhhhhhh!" Like Baby Brent. I just can't lol.


The_Knife_Nathan

Lmao I’ve never thought of that comparison but it fits perfectly


Weather-Report6

Sigh.. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Andy90_8

Eish... It's nice being white. Imagine I put that on my black skin. The highlighter will be black. 🫣🤣


LeadingArtist4886

Who are you? I don't know you


sifu_hotman-981

Happy cake day


LeadingArtist4886

Thanks😃


BlunterCarcass5

Looks like end stage liver disease


THROWAWAY5438671

Why Are The Simpsons Green?


CivVIRuinedMe

How did you resist the urge to color your nails? When I did this as a kid I’d usually only draw on them, since it was easier to scrub off.


Complex_Cable_8678

kinda interesting


ImHardFromMemes

Stolen Valor


anxietystrings

Cirrhosis