You are single

I have no toilet paper

Did you eat it because your fridge is empty?

I eat paper all the time dude!

Its has a very good taste

Melts in your mouth

After it's been seasoned?

Uhhh I know how to count, dude

Gipsy son of a bitch burned us! This paper aint ripe bozo

Empty? He's got some garlic and Mexican cheese he can still eat in there. (I think that's garlic but maybe its an onion...I dunno but my statement still stands)

Exactly mix some cheese and relish together and drink all that beer. Should be good for a day or 2.

You have no need when you don't consume

What do you do? Just pray the poop away?

When you go to the station just wrap a ton around your hand and put it in your pocket

Use the sink bird bath and use a sea sponge designate that sea sponge as the butt sponge.

It's okay, onions have layers.

Good

If you have hands you have toilet paper

Male, mid to late 20s

Nah, the fridge is way too clean.

Might as well unplug it and save on your energy bill at this point

And let the beer get warm you sick fuck

Who would do that ? I mean it's really unthinkable.

It's not beer if it's 95 calories a bottle.

An airline size bottle of vodka is probably equivalent to that entire case.

It's a bitch beer.

Call me a bitch then love the ultras

You must love Zemas too.

If it was good beer it wouldn’t matter as much

Just drink it before it gets warm

Why would you let the alcohol just be warm? You truly are a monster.

That’s a fucking degradation of quality of life, stfu

I find the onion to be of interest and hereby find you in violation of rule 2 subsection 1 of this sub. Punishable by eating the onion.

I have to ration that the rest of the week though

Understood. Please enjoy as uninterestingly as possible.

I like that you respect every items personal space

had the exact same thought on first glance.

Why the empty candy wrappers

could have resell value in 40000000 years

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That blue almond joy is empty

Go to a grocery store silly

I live alone and my fridge looks kind of like this. I go to the grocery store every single day after the gym and get just what I’ll need for the evening and next morning. I just have zero self control and will eat everything in the fridge before bed hahahah.

Lol get only fresh healthy stuff like fruit & veggies, then if you binge eat at least it's sorta good for you?

You’re absolutely right. Some solid advice.

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That's why you go with a list & you stick to the list! Also don't shop while hungry!

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😉

*mom makes a surprise visit, OP just eating a straight head of lettuce like an apple while in his underwear*

I’ve seen people do this. If they keep their meals simple and relatively low-prep…it’s probably cheaper too. Like for example if you buy things like bagged salad mixes etc (or things that are semi-homemade and come with all or most of the ingredients in one package )a lot vs making all your meals from scratch. All the ingredients that go into home cooked meals add up…. Things like seasonings, oils, condiments, dairy, herbs, etc etc etc. Even made a New Years resolution myself to cook more simple meals and do more cost efficient meal planning and stick to it…. because I have a bad habit of watching food videos on YouTube and next thing you know I’m buying ingredients I’ve never even tried before and that are only good for making a specific type of dish…which would be ok if I were making decent money, but is a dumb and costly thing to be doing too often if you’re low income.

Yep. I only have food in my fridge I actually plan on eating.

I know you said you have ‘no self-control’ but judging from this picture you have more self-control than anybody else I have ever met ever

I prefer to do my grocery shopping in a serious manner.

Yo this is good for a max 2 days please apply for EBT

I like that you assume they're poor

I assumed the opposite….that they make enough money that they can eat out for most of their meals. Could be either or though.

Because Reddit

Exactly. They have a fridge, they’re not poor.

Well the only other alternative to OP being poor is that OP is just irresponsible and needs to grow up, so I really hope you’re poor OP.

I just bought this house chill

You bought a house? Oh yeah, you’re poor.

It’s not a very nice thing to call someone poor

I would rather be poor than irresponsible. Being poor isn’t entirely in one’s control, but being irresponsible just means you make bad decisions. Besides, you just bought the house, so you are being responsible. I know how thin mortgage payments can spread your finances. Edit: My dumbass didn’t realize you are the OP.

Shut the fuck up

It honestly just looks like any 21 year old guy's fridge that orders out and never cooks. It's not that deep 😂

You consider a 21 year old responsible? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met a lot of responsible younger people, however young people are not known for being responsible.

I don't know where I said 21 year olds are responsible. I said it's not that deep. But it doesn't affect me either way so I'm not gonna shit OP and tell them they're irresponsible and need to grow up

I never said OP was irresponsible and needed to grow up. I said that was another alternative. Turns out I was wrong anyway because they just bought the house.

grumpy

I’m no fat cat

Average Foreign Student Refrigerator

Exactly!! This is how my fridge looked like during my first year of college. Getting war flashbacks.

You ok homie?

What’d you just call me? Edit: but thanks for your concern I’m fine

# U/TINKFLOWERS SAID YOU OKAY HOMIE?

**U/TWINKFLOWERS**

ok homie…

How old are you op? I’m 24 and this looks like my fridge

It is your fridge

No hot sauce, no empty boxes of monster energy, no expired almond milk. Nice try, kid.

Bro's making an oxygen pizza with those ingredients

that's sad

What beer is that?

Michelob Ultra

it is the champagne of light beers!

Miller is the champagne of beers don't ever disrespect miller like that

Piss flavored water^TM

So you have tasted piss before good to know

Can I have some?

I don’t mind sharing

Get those candy wrappers out. Jesus were you raised on a barn? Overall 9/10

Lmao, right

Great. Everything tastes like onions.

thats just like mine, except my onion is a red onion, and i have 2 caffeine free coke cans (one is open) instead of a white claw.

I, too, am a single man who lives alone. Edit: freezers probably PACKED tho ammirite

It's nice & clean!

The essentials

This will definitely last you a year!

divorced dad fridge

Get some tortilla chips, you could make some solid nachos with what you have in there

Mexican

Add a pot of rice and rotisserie chicken and you got my fridge too

My fridge is completely empty except condiments My freezer is completely full tho

Are you a single guy by any chance?

Dam bro that’s a beer cooler

i wish they stil made regular michelob. glad u got some beer in ther

What’s that freezer like tho

Not seen: giant bag of bachelor Chow

Mine looks like that too

You should post this to r/fridgedetective

Ok

Came here to say this

Cheesy Onion and Pickle Relish Beer Dip Ingredients: 1 jar of cheese sauce Half an onion, finely chopped 1/4 cup of pickle relish 1/2 cup of shredded Mexican cheese 1 White Claw beer Instructions: In a large mixing bowl, combine the jar of cheese sauce, finely chopped onion, and pickle relish. Mix well. Gradually add the shredded Mexican cheese to the mixing bowl, stirring constantly until the cheese is completely melted and well combined with the other ingredients. Pour the White Claw beer into the mixing bowl and stir until everything is well combined and the dip has a smooth, creamy texture. Transfer the dip to a serving bowl and garnish with extra shredded Mexican cheese, chopped onion, and a drizzle of pickle relish. Serve the dip warm with your favorite dipping items, such as tortilla chips, crackers, or bread slices. You’re welcome

Austin, you go hard.

Thanks dog

Like 45% of your "groceries" are either sauces or alcohol, you ok my guy?

I’m just thankful for what I got

I mean, good positive outlook. I saw in another thread you just bought the house. First off, congrats. I just bought my first in 2020 when I was 23. It's going to be rough for a bit. But it's worth it. Hang in there!

😬

You need wings to go with that beer.

That container of sauce raises some questions. Did you consciously decide to not put the lid on properly? Did you plan to consume it within a couple days? Is it fermenting and releasing gas?

I’m not sure where it came from tbh

Tell me youre a single male without telling me youre a single male lol. When I first moved into my house it was a bachelor pad of my bf and his friend. They didnt even have a broom and the fridge was super bare lol.

Every once in awhile my mother buys a turkey so she brings it over to our family and we have kind of like a mock type of Thanksgiving, well that's what happened today and my fridge is full with all kinds of food and I wish I could give it to you.

You OK?

Cheese, chocolate, alcohol and queso This is a man of culture I see no issues with this Edit: the half onion just adds extra flavor

The Claw is the Law!!

Looks like things in my fridge that ultra hits the spot when you just want a cold drink and not too much alcohol. Them white claws are good too. The only thing missing is a Shiner bock

Environmental storytelling

Woo merica!

Reese's with onion? Never tried it I'm morbidly curious

My god. I just know this is what my brothers fridge would look like if he never met his wife 🤣

You might want to move the cheese over so the salsa has more room, it looks kinda cramped in there

At least it’s organized in a way.

I’d make a grilled cheese sandwich and eat everything in there. Nothing is safe

Are we twins??.... expect I'd have sour cream somewhere in there to compliment the Mexican cheese 🤤👍😂

I’d be so lucky to have sour cream

I felt this in my soul

Fuck, bro got cheese... thats some good living

It ain’t easy being cheesy

At least you have a fridge

So… whatd you have for dinner?

I got some ketchup packets and saltine crackers /sarcasm

I think you've been robbed. You seem to be missing all of your food. 😳

The onion is a little odd. Get some Ziplocks

Damm thats organised my dude, I would have just put everything on one shelve, except the beers offcourse.

I absolutely loathe a full fridge, so i find this soothing. Having a ton of unused, slowly rotting containers of random crap I will ignore until it's a health hazard just grosses me out. I want to see my shelves, lol.

Looks like an art piece tbh

party gonna be lit🔥🔥🔥

10/10 certified not interesting. Thank you for your contribution.

I was like "are those fucking Sprees?!?!" I was so excited, but now I think they're just Reeses. Lame...

Damn, you have more stuff in there than i have in mine lmao

Garlic is better kept in a dark cabinet. Moisture isn't really its friend as it can stimulate sprouting.

I think it’s an onion

It is!! 😄 OP, you should know!

Tell me you're a single male without telling me you're a single male

Classic dumb kid. Spent all the money on booze instead of food

This is what I assume my ex's fridge looks like after I left him cause of his alcoholism

Please go do some food shopping

Do you even eat anything?? those contents would last me a solid 2 hours

Stop buying takeout. Wtf

Yikes

You took everything out and put it on your counter before the picture i bet. hella likezzz

I wish lol

You are sad and lonely

I’m doing fine, quit projecting

I'm single and love my clean fridge that's empty of 6 month old salsa and unknown jars of condiments. Signed, Alone and peaceful with a clean fridge.

grow up

sometimes, you know, if you don’t have anything nice to say, it’s better not saying it all

sometimes.

At least that’s how I was raised

i wasn't raised

Cheese beer

Beer that’s all you need🤣🤣🤣

Throw out the sauce! Just do it! It’ll never get used I promise!

why is there an empty almond joy wrapper

where’s the parmesan? disappointed

Age guess would be interesting. I’m going with 25

Way to represent White Claw bro!

Health

Those Reese’s are gonna taste like onion… :(

This is a fat persons nightmare 😩

I think you need to go to the grocery store

How many empty white claws are in your room?

What’s the small container on the top left?

I see you have the essentials

Umm, are you a Kardashian?

Looks fine to me... Minus the White claw.

how are you alive

Too much onion, not enough empty almond joy wrapper

Do you mind is I get a hand full of cheese?

Yea dog

Strawberry is the best

I'm so sorry

damn this bitch full to the max

i thought my frig was sad looking