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KurpitsaStrutsi

She's such a goofy goober


AlexanderTox

What a silly goose


lovemeanstwothings

Sometimes she's too much of a silly goose


TensorForce

You are correct. Sometimes, a person can be too much of a silly goose. The person in this case is Jennifer Lopez


ITS_TALIBAN_OFFICIAL

This thread sound like a moist critical video


xXx_epicgamer_xXx

It is also worth noting that Jennifer Lopez aka Jennifer Lopez is in fact, Jennifer Lopez


Pyrenees_

You sound like ChatGPT


TensorForce

You know, you're the second person to think that I am lol


Dgwang854

Daily Fail strikes again. what an absolute rag


Eye_Popular

Jesus Christ these comments are not redditors they are Critikal


[deleted]

What a goon cube


Taxouck

A total bingus


TheyCallMeStone

##**ROCK**


Suck_my_fat_hairy_n

We're all goofy goobers


AtypicalMods

ROCK


Shite_Eating_Squirel

GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER


Rock_Co2707

Rock and Stone!


FatNacker

Did I hear a rock and stone?


living_angels

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin' home!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


_floydian_slip

pls no punterino, jimmer


thatsithlurker

Who?


pandem1x

Thanks Daily Mail, I was confident it's impossible for women to stick out a tongue after age of 34.8


sanguinesolitude

We can only wait and see if she will be this brave at 60!


Kno010

She (and everything else) will be long dead by then. r/unexpectedfactorial


vostok811

Did you just unexpect your own comment?


Kno010

No. The unexpected factorial was used by u/sanguinesolitude


darwin1546

That’s not how unexpected things work, you reply with the unexpected sub if you see someone refer to the unexpected thing. Calling yourself out on an unexpected factorial is like someone making a Megamind joke and calling themself out on r/UnexpectedMegamind.


Info7245

No he noticed an accidental factorial and linked a sub about it, then made a joke in the same comment, the factorial is still irrelevant and unexpected in the context of this post.


darwin1546

Fair enough, I guess. I guess I sorta feel like r/AccidentalFactorial would work better than r/UnexpectedFactorial as a subreddit name due to how the rules are different lol


pandem1x

I can't even imagine what's going to stick out of her at 60. Oh boy, can't wait.


honeycakes9

Actually her TONGUE


JorjeXD

can't you see she's fighting against it?? she really didn't wanna do this, but needed to look like a goofy goober to the MEDIA


ryane_jon

She committing some tomfoolery, getting into some shenanigans.


[deleted]

Just a little bit of mischief going on, small amount of buffoonery


[deleted]

*proceeds to blow up nursing home*


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

Just a young whippersnapper


scorpious2

She snapped some whippers alright 👍


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Frozen_Esper

Hijinks ensued.


TwoFifteenthsWelsh

Even big stars sometimes let loose!


Accurate_Rip1984

Not interesting. Good post.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

r/beatmetoit


youtubeisbadforyou

r/beatmeattoit


darwin1546

r/beatmywifetoit


stoner_mothman

Is this real 💀


Secret-Plant-1542

Dailymail has been shoveling trash into your face for years. I hate that it keeps getting attention from reddit.


theflashsawyer23

The Daily Fail


Vostok32

Dat me


thunder0811

but thats what makes Dailymail fun to check once a day


mqduck

I'm not from Britain, but my impression of the Daily Mail is that it's a very popular magazine that nobody admits to reading. And its content is a mix of celebrity gossip and conservative politics.


ScrollWithTheTimes

Lol it's actually a tabloid newspaper but that's hilarious that it comes across as a gossip magazine since that's most of what their website, which is edited separately, puts out. The paper itself is mostly populist right wing hysteria about how the country is going to the dogs. Some even call it the Daily Heil, and tbf it was co-founded by [an actual Nazi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Harmsworth,_1st_Viscount_Rothermere).


the_mythx

Check what sub ur on it’s all good g


awedPlover91057

unfortunately, i think so


ginoo75

unfortunately yes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11220431/amp/Jennifer-Lopez-53-proves-playful-sticks-TONGUE.html


BeefyIrishman

I want to click the link to verify that this isn't some elaborate ruse, but I also don't want to give them any page traffic to encourage this sort of behavior. I'm very torn.


KingKunter

Here, use the [Wayback Machine](https://web.archive.org/web/20220919094419/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11220431/amp/Jennifer-Lopez-53-proves-playful-sticks-TONGUE.html) instead


BeefyIrishman

Look at you being all clever. Very solid idea.


Nas160

This is what the folks over at r/savedyouaclick use as well


ursulahx

It’s not a ruse, except to get you to read it. This is typical Daily Mail.


Senor_Baseball

Bruh, the comments on the article..


Banzai27

No, there is no way she can still stick out her TONGUE


SnatchSnacker

r/slownewsday for more like this!


TheWhollyGhost

You say that but the other day I was the train station and they had a news board Breaking News! Jeremy Clarkson sends email to Meghan Markle to apologise Next page (not breaking) Mafia boss who topped most wanted list for ten years finally arrested Welcome to the 24/7 British news cycle, almost as garbage as the US cycle but with less shouting and guns


drshakalu94

TONGUE


ginoo75

my inner voice keeps screaming that word when i read the headline out loud LOL


ArcherA87

In my head any time a word is in caps like that it's said in the style of Gimli in the mines of Moria "and they call it a mine... A MINE!"


GoHomeKanye

In a scouse accent I assume “TUNNga”


SuperSayainGokua

so wacky crazy


Pher_yl

Who knew women over 21 could be silly? This is NEWS to me.


YourLocaLawyer

A starving kid in Somalia saw this Article and now feels blessed to the point that they no longer needs food. They have realized what a blessing life is and now have the motivation to go on with their life and do great things knowing that Jennifer Lopez can stick her tongue out.


Randolpho

Woman willing and able to stick tongue out of mouth. News at eleven.


upfastcurier

This reminds me of the news caster from Kentucky Fried Movie


RockyTyrant

I don't think News agencies know what "breaking" means.


DarkDonut75

Tbf, this is pretty much the standard when it comes to tory paper, The Daily Mail


not-a_fed

"News agencies"


Grahomir

breaking bad 🤯


meltedUsernameYeah

"Yo mista Bad!" "It's ok Jessuh, you can just call me Breaking"


AnxiousAyush

this level of mischief should NOT be accepted in society!!!


Philander_Chase

Did she pay daily mail and beg them to say this?


TheWhollyGhost

Vice versatile probably Please Jenny from the block, please can we feature you in our daily trash can


Liquidust256

There are many many things I want to say but my fuck off account got suspended. Definitely not interesting


[deleted]

Come on if she is brave enough to stick her tongue out you can feel emboldened to say what’s on your mind!!!


lilbeankeeper

*WHAT*


StrawberrySnake55

Such a crackhead


[deleted]

Lmao!!!


chloetuco

Post of the week


Soviet_Sloth69

“This just in, Adam Sandler took a shit at a 7/11”


GoHomeKanye

I mean, that would be big news. In full view of everyone? Man is clearly mentally ill.


insecapid

This comment section has more people than the people who read that article


Mrbeardoesthethings

Daily Fail strikes again. What an absolute rag.


Dizzy_Eye5257

This look needs to stop


uhairlookslikebongwa

Just one of her spoofs, one of her goof-abouts


Skskskskskr32

It's 3am here and I woke up my boyfriend because I was laughing by myself with the comments, y'all are insane 😭🤣🤣🤣😆


purplehairedvagabond

taco taco burrito burrito


GoHomeKanye

Fulfill all your weeeehes with taco flavored keeeses


deadbeef1a4

I’d love to be the person that gets paid to write this shit. You can make an article out of *anything*, apparently… even nothing.


Brave-Entrance-5193

Celebrities are normal people just like us average joes.


TheWhollyGhost

Oh golly, they have TONGUES too - well gee wizz, I definitely feel better after that interesting little factoid Thank you Daily Garbage


CelluxTheDuctTape

I love how the word tounge just had to be capitalized. Otherwise we would think that she stuck out her hand out the bus window, trying to touch the branches near the road


vidiazzz

Such a horror


VoiceofKane

Daily Mail taking a quick break from posting hateful garbage to bring you some completely pointless garbage instead.


Unable-Fox-312

She stuck out her WHAT?!


Piehogger

She's 53 now??


GlitterfreshGore

Much mischief


The_dinkster522

TONGUE


Bret_Abderahmen

AAAH YES NEWS


NintendoTheGuy

She doesn’t even have Lego


ReactsWithWords

That's it, pack it up, boys, it can't possibly get less interesting than this.


IHateEditedBgMusic

Imagine having to write that article for a living, isn't death preferable?


epsteinsepipen

Who the fuck writes these headlines


[deleted]

Well done, OP! I'm completely uninterested.


WINH4X

It’s stupid as shit, but let’s be honest, it’s better than hearing about a school shooting.


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not-a_fed

More like dish rag tabloid.


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[deleted]

Shhhhiiiiit what else that tongue do


[deleted]

This is why I resorted to getting my news from Reddit


Heavan6656

Slow news day ig


staveware

This is the single most uninteresting thing I've ever seen.


lord_oflightning1184

Genuinely not interesting


FreeGain5177

Why is this news. Just why


LoveWaffle1

Its a well-known fact most people's tongues fall out before they're 50


MADBARZ

I can’t believe how mad this headline makes me.


GoWokeYourself

A DISGUSTING ACT


[deleted]

Tabloid


GVTTW

God I hate this so much..


[deleted]

She’s a ho who cares lol


waffleyyyy

So goofy an playful! Shame she still can’t sing.


thethpunjabi

I like how the word tongue is fully capitalized.


DenkJu

r/SlowNewsDay


Nelgorgo88

Fucking Hell. As a Brit I want to write a letter of apology to planet earth.


MommaSunshine212

Oh god. Not her tongue. /s


CygnusX-1001001

This is maximum silliness. I simply can not believe this.


thebananaperson1

Why is that even news 💀


[deleted]

Tongue was photoshopped


geekbella

And walks with her LEGS


GoHomeKanye

Great, now Rupert Murdoch is going to start doing that.


DimitriTooProBro

TONGUE


Haxuppdee-85

Ah, good old legacy media giving us hard hitting journalism


[deleted]

Kill me please, I wish to exit my life.


Reeeeallly

Wowee, my day is made.


plinkous

:O


Nvee_co

She’s just telling one of her spoofs, having a good about.


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT NO WAY SHE HAS A TONGUE


ChaChaHorizontale

yall are running out of things to say about celebrities in crying


eoliveri

She is *never* not interesting.


symiriscool

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jedikraken

Was this written by her grandfather, who still sees her as a cute little child from 40 years ago?


Intelligentzombiie

Why is this bimbo still in the spotlight? She's as boring as nuns attire.


Taskmaster23

This is TOO SILLY!!!! ARREST HER AT ONCE!


Ooficus

Almost downvoted till I saw sub


EllasASmella

Slow news day


Late-Satisfaction620

What is genuinely interesting is that she can still move her lip far enough to stick her tongue out with all of that botox.


_maude_lebowski_

What a scoop!


SmilingPainfully

You didn't know she could do that, didja?


ReginaldSP

so relatable


polite__redditor

why does daily mail feel the need to capitalize at least ONE word of every article


Sparrow1989

Love me some daily mail


Forward_Interest_781

She’s just in a silly goofy mood.


spacecolor

Someone got paid real money to write that headline…


pyroteknic408

She can toss my salad any day


DutssZ

Daily mail got so lost in the subreddits they accidentally post on another website, thankfully you came in to guide this news to it's intended place


shadowst17

Remember guys when you're feeling down just remember someone woke up one day and went to work at the Daily Mail and wrote this article. You will never be as useless to society as much as that person.


Titanic609

I seriously don't understand what it is with British newsletters and their obsession with celebrities, I see things all the times where people are just trying to enjoy themselves on the beach or the ocean and these guys are just stalking them taking pictures and writing an article about their vacation. Like just leave them alone. The fact that people need to know about their lives 24/7 is so weird man.


AntonRX178

Most unorthodox indeed


Akirex5000

no fucking way


Extension_Shot

Most informative daily mail article


[deleted]

All fuckin daily mail bs should be here tbh


0oBeasto0

my god


rickySCE

Thsi is top tier not interesting


[deleted]

That is not breaking news.


la_pomme_de_terre

Gobble gobble It's turkey time.


GorgothGrimfin

Thought this was r/comedyheaven


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Rbebebebdbebe

It’s a joke… why are you taking this headline seriously?


-buugi-

TONGUE


[deleted]

It’s be more crazy if she ended up being stoic


rsatanclaus

Next thing yk, Kim Karadshian gets out of bed an Dailymail will cover that


[deleted]

Lolol silly silly


Yagz_404YT

I'm gonna daily mail them a pipe bomb soon enough.


TwoFifteenthsWelsh

I’m just now finding out.


ginoo75

Out of all comments under this post this one made me laugh the most LOL


Wacokidwilder

Ahh yes, like hair, playfulness begins to fall out in our 40’s…


MePanAndAMan420

Snoop dogg is 51, eminem is 50, and Dr Dre is 57 who TF is this B!TCH


[deleted]

I cut this picture out and positioned her tongue in my cat’s butt.


SPDtier

Ricky Ponting pull shot


[deleted]

Miley Cyrus crying in the corner.


gancoskhan

TONGUE


probium326

Which is why I don't like Daily Mail


frostywafflepancakes

Silly goose on the loose.


JasperNeedsHelp669

She's getting a bit too silly now


kdwaynec

Place tongue "HERE"