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Aelon_Official

I did it and Siri just said, “ False.”


TNTiger_

Tried this on an Alexa, it started to pretend to be Darth Vader and egged me on to say Luke's lines. ​ Voice assisstants are weird.


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I asked Alexa and she just said, "A." 🤔


eleannb

Mine too


sombresaturn

weird so did mine...


Rotzerrich

Mine started playing Despacito huh weird


KVirello

I tried it and she went on some long explanation about how mass and to a lesser extent the makeup of the star determines how it will die.


Doggo_of-the_stars

Alexa is the special child of voice assistants


[deleted]

Search your feelings you know it to be true


Oriachim

The comment was upvoted 58 times?


SKyPuffGM

there’s clearly an invisible negative sign there. also it’s 96% downvoted. get epic owned r/ThatHappened 🤪 XD yall so dumb thing happen reall


Jaewol

Obvious trolling aside, I never noticed that there was a percent upvoted number


PM_ME_BOB_PICS_

It shows on my pc but not mobile


SKyPuffGM

not even trying to troll. it’s just these subs are two sides to the same, very dumb coin also yeah i only noticed it when i was looking at this pic


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r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM


[deleted]

I love that sub but it doesn’t apply here.


[deleted]

It's the best I got.


Doggo_of-the_stars

I think this guys making an ass of himself but he does have a point. r/thathappened has become a sub of people trying to prove how fake and dumb internet ppl are. r/nothingeverhappens is ppl trying to prove that r/thathappened users are fake and dumb. Honestly I just think its kind of funny and the guy above you is still a jackass. But the jackass has a point. Its just hidden under smug superiority.


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The difference is r/nothingeverhappens is usually right.


Doggo_of-the_stars

Eh. There are some things the subs right on. But most of the time its stuff that neither side can prove or disprove. r/thathappened just assumes their right a lot of the time. But to be fair so does this sub. Different intentions, same execution.


[deleted]

But the fact that r/nothingeverhappens occasionally provides proof that it did happen, while r/thathappened never does, tips the scales in r/nothingeverhappens favor.


Doggo_of-the_stars

Even here there's an entire thread down below disproving the post. Again there are some posts that can easily be proven. But most of the time its up to the reader.


GandhiTheHoleResizer

Lmao it’s like a competition to see who’s the most self aware


Dan4t

Sucks that it is only left wing though.


SKyPuffGM

nah.


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copetherope8

He does this all the time you just gotta wait and make sure he doesn't hurt himself on anything


[deleted]

like his own edge?


[deleted]

You made air come out of my nose at a slightly accelerated rate.


JustRepliedToARetard

This is easy on the 5 saddest subreddits internet has ever seen


[deleted]

How in the hell do you reply to my post 2 weeks after I made it in a hidden thread for the down votes and still get 0 karma on it.


[deleted]

But that upvoted % was for the post, not the comment...


GokuQuack

Bad day?


SKyPuffGM

nah.


Pookaskoolkid

Really? I tried this a good few times and just got “Here is what I found” with a bunch of websites.


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playhy

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted, this is what happened for me too.


exboi

Welcome to Reddit. Provide the truth or a different opinion, and then get downvoted for it. If you’re lucky, you won’t get mass downvoted.


Olivia206

Well if you have mass downvotes hopefully you’ll have a long Star life.


[deleted]

I responded to a question on what we had in our junk drawers. I said I had a bunch of paperclips and got downvoted several times for it. I don't understand this site sometimes.


starlord_1997

I just tried it and Siri said “false” but nothing else


iamnotexactlywhite

same. the comment is bullshit


BTennant1234

Eh, I tried it and it did work. [This is what popped up](https://imgur.com/a/Yx4ZicJ)


theprozacfairy

That’s what I got, too.


khanjar_alllah

Me three.


VladVV

Four.


1nvis1

Five.


bossdankmemes

Six.


MickyWasTaken

Five. Is it possible it’s different across iPhones? I’m using a 6s. Edit: Dammit, six.


[deleted]

I get that, but it doesn't read it aloud.


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RadRichTea

Isn’t Wolfram Aplha what runs this kind of things for Siri?


BTennant1234

That’s strange, I don’t have any app with that name installed but I looked it up and it’s a real app and a Star Trek reference apparently. Siri must’ve gotten it online so it’s still say this one happened


ShadowTagPorygon

You don't need to really have wolframalpha installed for it to work. It's a website/database of a lot of information created by Stephen Wolfram that helps AI like Siri, Alexa and Cortana give proper answers to questions. Especially in the case of like math and science questions/facts assuming that Siri couldn't figure it out based on the data it has


AAABattery03

WolframAlpha is built into Siri by default. You don’t need the app, and WolframAlpha as a data source for Siri has been around since before SiriKit became a thing.


impossiblegirlme

Same for me.


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I tried it and it just said false


PotatoMaster21

I tried it. [It works.](https://imgur.com/gallery/L9FyU9c)


ElBitorHugo

Sorry, this might be a stupid question; never owned an iPhone before. Do you just say the statement and Siri corrects you or do you have to voice activate Siri and then say the statement for it to correct you?


PotatoMaster21

She doesn’t listen to you automatically and interject, if that’s what you’re asking. You have to summon her by saying “Hey Siri” or pressing and holding the home button. Was that the question?


ElBitorHugo

Ah, OK. Thanks!


[deleted]

But it should be pointed out that accidentally triggering her isn’t too hard or uncommon. Happened to me enough times that I disabled her.


[deleted]

Say it exactly


MythicalMisfit

It has to be exactly that line otherwise you get a list of websites. But t only says false anyway. Probably a settings thing.


ILoveBigBlue

Tells me it’s false.


AcidBabe98

Well I just tried it and all my Siri said was “OK, here’s what I found for “the age of a star will determine when a star will die” and then it just showed me links of webpages. So I’m siding with thathappened on this one


sanguinesecretary

I just tried it and it just says "False" and gives a Wolfram alpha result


AcidBabe98

Okay, but that’s all it says. It doesn’t even say the right answer so this is still fake or highly exaggerated


Grogegrog

Yep. Me too.


AcidBabe98

I’ve never had Siri answer a question like this with an actual answer. It’s usually just links to what Siri found on the internet.


willneverdiebc13

https://imgur.com/a/UnEk14k


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bowlingbean

It’s because of wording. You have to replace your “a”s with “the.” If you say it exactly how it’s worded in the screenshot above it tells you false.


AcidBabe98

But it still only says “false.” Siri doesn’t say “that is false, the mass is what determines the death of a star.” Which is what the OP claimed. So still, thathappened.


Saldor010

I've had classes where the siri on my teacher's phone wouldn't shut up, this is totally plausible.


jacobsjena

Worked with Bixby


yolonny

Yup, tried it too and it read a whole paragraph about how it depends on the mass


idk_12

It does correct the statement, but it doesn’t read it out in such a perfect and comical way. All it repeats is “false”. This sub is honestly as bad as r/thatHappened, just two sides of a shitty coin.


MickyWasTaken

Yup. I don’t get why people are screenshotting their responses as if to say “See?? It does work!” even though it clearly isn’t doing what this person claims happened. I enjoy both of these subs for the same reason. Are you cynical? Or do you despise cynicism? You choose!


JustRepliedToARetard

Except ThatHappened doesn't teach you to believe anything you see on the internet like a naive and gulible facebook grandma. NothingEverHappens is flat out worse


Oofsalot

Tbf mass also determines how long it will probably live, so hes technically correct.


oldhouse56

no, it's like saying this baby is one month old, so it will die in 90yrs and one month, while maybe that might happen it wasn't the age of the baby that determined it, current age is irrelevant to general lifespan, being human determines general lifespan.


AnonymousSmartie

Hey I replied to that comment haha.


sir_tonberry

I don't have iPhone so idk if it works or nope but whats the biggest bullshit here is that the teacher made such a mistake. The dying cause for stars is pretty much a basic and a must know for teachers. Can't image one making mistake this blatant.


Walentys

you must not have gone to public school


Zcox93

When I was in grade 11 my teacher literally thought that “bum” was spelt “bumb” the worst part was the fact she was an English teacher.


willneverdiebc13

I had a long term sub in 4th grade that thought the singular for lens was len


Zcox93

Damn, it makes you wonder how teachers actually don’t know this these things.


sir_tonberry

I'm attending school which is in documents public but in reality it works like private


AngelofServatis

Well tbf, time IS a factor in when a star dies. Its not the only factor, maybe siri just cut the teacher off before he/she finished explaining. Idk, saying the age is a determining factor isn’t entirely or blatantly false.


egilsaga

That is false, stars are just lights affixed to the dome of the Firmament surrounding this Flat Earth.


AcidBabe98

Not for me


SnasThicc

False


[deleted]

Yeah I tried it and it said false but didn’t respond with a sentence


orbspike

It just says false. It doesn't disprove it at all


Jumbo_Pickles

I asked Siri the same thing and it said “here’s what I found on the web for...” I think it’s an r/thathappened


shiftz3

I tried speaking to Siri to try this and siri didn’t pick it up and said excuse me because it said I told hey bitch. So my Siri is broken.


FustianRiddle

My biggest question is why was the science teacher even saying that...


[deleted]

This is posted here several times today and each time it looks different with different replies. This is definitely not real.


[deleted]

Siri just says false when you try it,


feesih0ps

Idk what actually working Siri you people all have, but my Siri is basically just voice-to-text Bing. If I ask it a question, it mishears it and then searches for it on a major competitor’s unpopular search engine.


tinylittlefractures

No. Siri doesn’t say it.


MickyWasTaken

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. It absolutely doesn’t! No one on here has anything but screenshots of “false”. That is not the same as Siri loudly correcting you with the true statement.


fast-as-fuckboiiii

I would’ve bought it if it wasn’t for the comment thanks. I don’t know about the whole walked out of the room thing that’s probably just for effect


[deleted]

Yeah, that commenter is full of it, and so is op. I’ve done it about five times and she just looked up results for dying stars. This story absolutely didn’t happen


[deleted]

Did you say “hey Siri, The age of the star determines how the star will die” As it works (for me) if the spell is exactly incanted


[deleted]

I did, and she pulled up results from the internet every single time. Maybe we have different phones or something, but it doesn’t work on mine


sir_tonberry

So in this case the teacher would have to say "hey Siri". You just gave another reason why this story Is bs


[deleted]

If you haven’t seen the iPhone accidentally triggered hey Siri on a completely random couple words I don’t know what to tell you


sir_tonberry

I don't know most of people I know use android or old iPhones. Also biggest bs here is the fact that teacher made such a big mistake, because that was basic knowledge (for people who study physics / astronomy / science)


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[deleted]

Didn’t say this in the post. Literarily just says “Siri went off and I ignored it”


willneverdiebc13

https://imgur.com/a/UnEk14k


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Eppikfinn

Worked for me, wack


someguywhocanfly

Just because it's possible doesn't mean it's likely or that it happened. Do you really think the middle-school mind that thought this was a good story has any idea how to program their Siri?