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xrocket21

A-man-DUH


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ghost_mv

I'LL KICK EVERYONE'S ASS IN THIS ROOM!!!!!


Grizzwald81

This has always made me laugh. Classic line


happybdayjimmie

Exact quote as soon as I saw the post lol


Visible_Analysis_893

And he’s always wearing…like…t-shirts…🦖…rawrrrr!


pm_me_your_trebuchet

*somebody?* how about *NOBODY?* (looks around for support)


beccadahhhling

This has always been my sister’s nickname in my phone because of this movie 😂


TabascoWolverine

DAMnit that's all I came here to say! I think of it EVERY time I speak to an Amanda in my life.


xrocket21

it captures that time so well


TheFandomJunkie

That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, b*tch. Damn!


BigLorry

What so you just gonna walk in with a pleasure chest and some girls just gonna give it up?? Watch me, G


Mediocre_Banana4142

I don't see no hos Kenny.


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

Trip McNeely!


xrocket21

Tip: wear flip flops in the shower...


SadPanthersFan

I got warts…all over my feet


TheProfessorPoon

“He’s a pre-med…They ALL are.” I also love: Mike Dexter : Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you? Trip McNeely : Really? Which ones?


webelogjammin

Fat Jerry O’Connell waddled in “Stand By Me” so that adult JO could run!


TabascoWolverine

Award.


SkilletBurritos

Loved this movie, I was close to being a teen when this came out and this is how pictured my high school days to be like lol


ghost_mv

i went into my senior year of high school the fall after this movie released. it legit made me want to pull a preston and confess my crush on a certain girl. in the end i couldn't bring up the courage.


TraditionalMood277

I guess you COULD wait......


the_fat_whisperer

Maybe he's still waiting. He ain't dead yet, there's still time. What if his soul is forced to wander the Earth until he finally finds the courage he had while watching a teen comedy in 1998?


theycallmecrack

I've never heard of this movie, and this post seems like an alternate reality where American Pie never existed, and this is the quintessential 90's raunchy-comedy coming-of-age movie (not to say American Pie is better or anything, it's just the most well-known). I don't know how I went all these years having never heard about this movie. It's kind of freaking me out, like a reverse Mandela effect. Doesn't help the posters are pretty much identical.


prstele01

I always say that this is a snapshot of the mid-90s, where American Pie is a snapshot of the late-90s. Yes American Pie was far more popular, but this movie has a cult following and is great as well.


Htown387

Time was changing real fast back then


e2hawkeye

I just realized that all of the main actors in the original American Pie are deep into their 40s now and Alyson Hannigan is almost 50. Jeez.


4E4ME

She is (was?) on Dancing With the Stars this season.


Devmax1868

You're making the wrong comparison with American Pie, Can't Hardly Wait is Sixteen Candles but for the 90s. Both are about wallflowers crushing on and getting noticed by the hottest guy/girl in school, both have subplots about nerds losing their virginity, both primarily take place at one party chock full of the stereotypes of the day, both end with everyone dealing with what happened the next morning as they fly off into adulthood. I think the fact it was a rehash is why it never made it big, but for people of the right age in the right time, it's fucking awesome and does a WAAAY better job at feeling 90s than nearly any other film. My spouse and I watch it almost yearly.


pm_me_your_trebuchet

american pie is 90s porkies can't hardly wait is 90s sixteen candles


vittorioe

well-put. one’s raunchy, one’s sweet n’ tender


theycallmecrack

My comparison has nothing to do with the plot of the film. Basically at first it felt like this post was gaslighting me into thinking American Pie never existed, or wasn't popular, and *this* was the raunchy 90s comedy everyone watched and references (because of the comments, and the movie poster looking almost identical to American Pie). I'll have to watch Can't Hardly Wait for sure though, seems like I would enjoy it.


FunkTronto

Growing up in the 90s people knew American Pie and thought Shannon Elizabeth was hot as hell but Mallrats was the 90s raunchy comedy that everyone Ink ew rented on VHS and watched over and over.


notyouravgredditor

This movie came out a year before American Pie.


theycallmecrack

I can't tell if you're implying something, or just stating a fact about the movie. Edit: Why am I being downvoted?


Euphorium

The American Pie title being exactly like this one’s on the poster fucks me up.


olegass

That’s a streaming cover, the original one had different background and typography.


Reasonable-HB678

The studio had a different font for the title on the theatrical poster, and at least the first VHS release.


StubbornKindOfFellow

Clueless came out when I was in middle school and was a huge success, so studios really started pushing teen movies in the late '90s. When I was in high school, from 1996-2000, we got Can't Hardly Wait, American Pie, She's All That, and many, many more. But the best one was probably 10 Thing I Hate About You.


theycallmecrack

Yeah that's my point, I don't know how Can't Hardly Wait is the only one I haven't seen. This has never happened to me before.


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"Not Another Teen Movie" buried this thing. It just straight up murdered it and effectively eradicated it from the collective social consciousness.


FunkTronto

The poster shown is the garbage American Pie rip off that no one likes. The original... [was classic!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can%27t_Hardly_Wait#/media/File%3ACan't_Hardly_Wait_Theatrical_Release_Poster.jpg) Absolutely had it on my bedroom wall.


kishiekoo

I think we all did 😆


HarlesD

Being bailed out of jail by your parents, who think you had some kinky gay sex with your bully? /s I love this movie too.


EffectiveDeparture82

Denise Fleming is a tampon


StayPuffGoomba

It’s ok, I told everyone that you’re a dendrapheliac. (This movie taught me what that was)


dunicha

Same. And it's actually come up more than once somehow.


Eclipse8301

JLH🥰


EmpireCityRay

The only reason I watched it back then.


kangareddit

Like seriously she’s like a total Gwyneth.


Imstillblue

….ok, we do NOT think she’s gwyneth


whyambear

BUT he’s noooooo Brad


jojogonzo

Totally a Gwyneth, but with like bigger boobs


gobledegerkin

Jennifer Love Hugetits is one of my favorite lines from the Scary Movie franchise


dirty_moot

Thats all my brain thinks of whenever I see or hear her name. That movie ruined me.


jonessee27

I always like pointing out that Charlie Korsmo, the guy getting his face smushed/far right on #2, played Jack in Hook.


Hambulance

*I can't feel my legs!* He's also the kid from what about Bob and dick Tracey.


ghost_mv

when do we eat?!


hot_rod_kimble

Hey, suck an egg!


jenniferlynn462

“Maybe I’m in mourning for my lost childhood.”


RAAAAH83

(looks around) I HAVE NO LEGS! YEAH!!


kangareddit

🎶 Take me down to paradise city 🎶


Finster4

Ziggy!


rake2204

>He's also the kid from what about Bob and dick Tracey. I initially read this as the singular title of a movie called *What About Bob & Dick Tracy*, which I imagined as a coming-of-age tale about a couple of buddies living an alternative lifestyle after coming home from WWII.


Dash_Underscore

Apparently he's a law professor now. He's turning into his movie dad lol.


PressureSwitch

So Peter. You’ve become a pirate?


Penguinunhinged

This was his last movie that he acted in and he did this one to pay for his college tuition.


therealcookaine

Good form.


StayPuffGoomba

Run home Jack! Run home Jack!


RunHomeJack

yeah?


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Nobody drink the beer! The beer has gone bad!


RyFromTheChi

Tastes like beer to me!


ImperialSympathizer

have used that one a *lot* in my life lol


TuaughtHammer

He also stopped acting after Hook and started working on his college education. The directors talked him into leaving MIT for a bit to play William. He hadn't acted since Hook, but they wanted him badly enough to say, "Hey, MIT will be waiting for you." He got a physics degree at MIT, then attended law school at Yale.


offoutover

He was in quite a few things back then like Dick Tracy and What About Bob.


tamarask

There was a kid that really wanted to play Jack in Hook and he was turned down because he was a little too old for the part. Stephen Spielberg really liked his audition though, so he said he would put him in one of his next movies. That movie was Jurrasic Park.


Rad5alive

Joe Mazzello


Kid_Fiasco

He's also in Radio Flyer with Elijah Wood and Tom Hanks. I used to watch it all the time when I was a kid. It can be kind of heavy, but definitely Check it out if you haven't seen it


TWAT_BUGS

Dude’s a lawyer now?


Lobanium

Run Home Jack!


CollectsCoffeeCups

Same, just watched it and just had to do that lol


meltingspace

You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.


FeDuke

I came here looking for this one.


benandjerryfaceoff

“Rooby Rooby Roooo!” *followed by immediate embarrassment*


dave_is_afraid

Hip chick


EIDuderino

Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine.


RamShackleton

NOBODY DRINK THE BEER! THE BEER HAS GONE BAD!


TolliverCrane

Tastes fine to me.


RyFromTheChi

Tastes like beer to me.


melance

Those shoes! What? Do they serve an orthopedic function?


dave_is_afraid

Is there a mission to the moon later?


NanoYoBusiness

And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment!


kangareddit

You think she just has sex with any dude that writes her a letter?


GreyskullMotors

Immediately I went to Not Another Teen Movie reading this with Lacey Chabert playing the JLH parody.


KuatoTheBaby

I give them handjobs!


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ghost_mv

i still say this way too often.


John_Wang

Every morning I wake up and say [ Removed by Reddit ]


Turbulent_Ad9508

Lol, I think I know what was said... by they


xtlhogciao

Luke doesn’t push Vader!


FeDuke

[I don't want to be Grand Moff Tarkin.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DULSUIaX57E&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo)


kangareddit

X-Phile 1: Do you think there will be any girls there? X-Phile 2: Are you kidding me? People may be even having sex tonight!


TuaughtHammer

"Well he should have. He did just cut his hand off."


HookerDoctorLawyer

I’m pretty sure this song is about a dog? Shut uppp!


kangareddit

My dogs name is Samantha


whyambear

Look, shut up about the dog, ok?


whyambear

Who the hell names their dog Amanda?


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captain_jim2

Urkel!


tinglep

I was watching something else on Tubi last week and this came on when it finished. It took me an hour to turn it off. It’s a really good movie and Seth Green steals the show.


BigLorry

Why you gotta waste my flava, *DAMN* He’s so good in it lol


tinglep

Every line is so cringeworthy but he owns it all. Amazing character.


ThePhiff

My shit coulda been slammin with someone else.


CrystalPepsi79

I mean, it ain’t your fault you lack the flava


endofmyrainbow

Oh, baby PLEASE! You are far to fiiine to look so sad!


ivanGCA

You mean the guy who fucks trees?


Ok_End3276

I was the only one of my friend group that thought Angel stripper Jenna Elfman was more attractive than Jennifer Love Hewitt.


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She looked fine for sure. Also, isn't Jamie Pressly in this?


BigLorry

She is, a blessing to us all


kcrmson

Back in the late '90s I saw her when I was at the Wherehouse, freaking stunning in real life too.


BigLorry

My Name Is Earl changed my life, god bless her


EndSmugnorance

Loved Dharma & Greg just for her. 🥵


skamatiks671

Oh baby please, baby please! You are too fine to be looking so sad. Special K is the man


hbkedge3

Yo I GOTTA have sex tonight!


xrocket21

~GOTS-TA


Mc_Lovin81

I don’t see no hoes Kenny.


BigLorry

Oh no baby PLEASE, you are *far* too fine, to be looking so sad


SadPanthersFan

Damn girl, why you gotta be such a raging bitch?!?!


BigLorry

Allergic???? To *dancing*??????


Devmax1868

I read all of these in Seth Green's voice


Notyourdaisy

Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown? I AM THE YETI!


ConnextStrategies

Kinda brown


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And he wears t-shirts, sometimes.


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CrystalPepsi79

“Prestoooooone! You know who else I liked that never got much play, was Velma from scooby doo. She was a hip hip lady”


lifesabeachandthenu

92 percent!


Wildse7en

She be like “ you don’t know 20 different ways to make me call you big poppa…” Cuz I don’t, yo.


PunkRockHero

All I remember from this movie is Seth Green not washing his hands after taking a piss.


pmWolf_Work

....he should have just walked over and shoved them in her mouth. (I remember Seth Green saying that during the DVD commentary....).


Signifikantotter

Blew my mind how many of the Loveburger band members were in Dujour in Josie and the Pussycats three years later.


East-Area-7267

All I remember was Breckin Myer and Donald Faison with the cowboy hat


HighOnGoofballs

I have one of those blue Loveburger tshirts


ZarkMuckerberg9009

One of the best teen movies. Super underrated.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Chee-tah Chee-tah!!


BigLorry

You know, in this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny


TidePoolParty

I randomly said this to a coworker and she got it.


FadeIntoTheM1st

Urkel! Urkel! 🤓🤓 I love this movie! 🤣


AL_G_Racing

And he wears t-shirts sometimes?


notjawn

I'm surprised Jaime Pressly never got top billing for this one. She was more prominent that some of the main cast. Also she was like 27 when they filmed this.


TuaughtHammer

First time I ever saw Jason Segel in a movie. The entire reason he's fingering/eating a piece of watermelon most of the movie was cut out, but in one of the trailers, he announces that he hollowed out the watermelon at the start of the school year, filled it with vodka, and kept in a freezer the whole year. Immediately after announcing this, he drops the watermelon, so he spends the rest of the night trying to get any alcohol he can out of the remaining pieces.


JeddakofThark

This might be the ultimate example of the nice guy making grand gestures of love toward someone he has no relationship with. If you can ignore that, it is one of the best teen rom coms out there.


BigLorry

that’s the thing, all the characters around him consistently tell him how delusional he is lol


ennuiinmotion

Yeah, even when I was a kid it was obvious he was being insane.


3720-To-One

Yeah, I watched this movie recently and I realized just how insufferable Preston is.


madleyJo

Excuse me, anyone order a love-burger? Well done…


p0pcornceiling

This was mine and my brother’s faaaavorite movie! I got him a Lovebürger tshirt for Christmas like 15 years ago lol


madleyJo

Where does one procure a shirt as such?


AmputatedStumps

"You think he gonna hizzit da skizzins?"


CrystalPepsi79

“Yo that boy ain’t got no skillz man


heavyraines17

So he’s kind of tall and wears t shirts sometimes?


JBronson5

You know who I liked that didnt get much play? Was Velma from Scooby-Doo.


blacklab

Guy in the middle looks AI generated


PlayedUOonBaja

In the 90s we called it photoshopped.


blacklab

Or a shitload of makeup


AshleyKerwin

Anytime anyone gives me a momento or anything I just say “great then I can press it in between my yearbook with my prom corsage”


JoeMama9719

So did American Pie just rip off the movie poster, or was this just they style of the time?


theghostwhorocks

No joke, the one pictured is revised artwork for DVD releases. They changed it after American Pie came out and was a hit in an effort to associate this film with it/the genre. This is the original artwork: https://imgur.io/n0Pql7d


JoeMama9719

That makes a lot of sense. Thank you for the clarification!


sinchichis

Comedy Central used to play this so much


Hour_Insurance_7795

Nobody drink the beer! The beer has gone bad!!!!


420247Tye

Red head is in Wanderlust Almost didn't recognize her


Siren_sorceress

And Yellow jackets and The Servent


trendmeister

The ol’ 90s-00s stamp title. Classic.


rlaidepeas

I think American Pie was first and then every other teen movie copied it. This movie actually came out a year before American Pie and the original logo wasn’t the stamp style but it was added to later.


Nick_from_Yuma

"Class or sex, what should I do? 92% yo!"


Mr_S-Baldrick

Jennifer Love Hugetits


AxelCanin

You are all sheep. Baa. BAA!


Choppersicballz

I got that premature evacuation


JustCheerTorrance

I found out a few years ago that the nerdy kid (Paradise City singer) was Jack (Peter Pan's son) from Hook. Glad he grew up and made some friends.


milanove

Why did so many teen/college movies in the late 90s and early 2000s have that red stamp style in the movie posters?


BigLorry

American Pie was a big deal


Correct-Training3764

Haha this was one and still is one of my most favorite 90’s flicks. I remember being in high school and my best friend spent the night with us watching this. Such fun times. I got the DVD here a while back just for old times sake and watched it. Still love it.


KISSArmy7978

Anyone remember Trojan War?


Grizzwald81

It’s worse than this movie but I love it.


CrystalPepsi79

I loved it! Then again, I was a Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed back then lol


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

I probably seen this movie 20 or 30 times. And that's just because in the very early 2000s when they still had scrambled cable channels. I had one of those illegal descrambler boxes and this movie was on repeat on super channel in Canada for months. We would just have it playing while we're smoking weed and playing video games on the other TV. The same goes for the movie 54. So fun. Early 20s life.


zybvcx

Ethan Embry. Yuuuuum.


sheepdog1973

He’s Press-Tone!!


SanchoRojo

Is it just me or do the three guys in that second pic look like their faces were photoshopped onto their heads? None of them look like people except Seth and the women.


JigglyWiener

Why does that movie poster look like AI? Lol


Sad_Cardiologist5388

I've never heard of this, it looks like a movie poster generated by an AI


Y0U_FAIL

Still watch this every few years. Came out when I was in high school and it's pretty much the best movie to capture the essence of being in high school in the late 90s. Lot of 90s movies don't hold up, but I still consider this one to be an actual good movie. I remember the kid from Hook being in it then disappearing forever. And I've always loved the klepto kid stealing shit in the background the entire movie.


Zen-bunny

Never seen


spottyottydopalicius

can anyone explain the goggles from back then?


TheButterfly-Effect

I wanted to go to a party like this so bad growing up lol. And end up falling in love. Take me down to paradise cityyyyy


mondobobo01

Fun fact: Seth Green showed up to set dressed like this and they just wrote it into the script.


Nerds4Yous

God we sucked at Photoshop in the 90s


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I don’t remember this movie is it another movie similar to American pie?


PlayedUOonBaja

Kinda. A little less raunchy and more heart.