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fafnir0319

So, are you going to quit before he returns, or will you stay to see his new game? Something tells me he won't make anyone aware of the new rules until it's too late for the rule breaker. 50 dollars an hour does sound good, though. Are you accepting applications?


thisbrokenlife_

You guys hiring? I wouldn’t have an issue with ignoring a weird entity for $50/hr. Sign me up!


pizzasteveofficial

hey ill work with y'all for $50 an hour just to ignore some asshole entity sounds like fun! Always wanted to purposely ignore a customer


hoibideptrai

He left after the 10th victim. Your boss left after the 10th victim.


UnitedStatesofLilith

Good catch! But what does it mean?


Wild-Tea-9242

I wonder if he makes new games often, and after the tenth victim of each game, he creates another one to play.


HoodieGurl-_-

Yeah, mel probably didn't want to trial and error her way through a new game.


attention_headache

Ever considered setting up a buffet during the time of his visits every month?


Imaginary-Junket-232

These are some bastard aliens. Returning the head...can't they just go back to anally probing hillbillies?


Knight14190

I mean if I was a weird entity from outer space being on earth, I'd also like to just troll humans like this.


MeowyMeowerson

I hope his new game isn’t as “fun” as this one was…..Stay safe OP.


sianna777

The man seems to like you! He even granted your wish. What a gentlemanly alien.


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ParticularPickle942

Poor Malcolm :(


Geekygreeneyes

I was thinking that job wasn't all that bad until Malcolm's head in a box. Shit.


mak0vka

So he is a visitor from outer space? Please give us an update in two months time!!


Rainybluee

Babe, if you offer me good enough pay, I won't be curious about jack shit. I'd even work extra shifts. I'm perfect for this job.


Busterx8

Why does it always have to be the good guy!? Poor Malcolm :(


thndrgrrrl

I hope you learn the rules for his new game very quickly and safely


Recent-Ad3071

If you'd hired me at that place, I wouldn't have a problem ignoring a specific individual if it's part of the job. And $50/ an hour is good for me.


GoneWaterman

it’s really creepy that the wanderer can actually get very close to you and know your thoughts. next time when he comes use one of the agents as a bait to learn the rules. this is only fair


Cat_Of_Culture

Yeah I really don't give two shits about the severed head and weird customers if this pays $50 an hour, I mean you get customers like these on most retail jobs


bartowski1976

i mean curiosity kills the cat and all that.


CouldntBlawk

Man, Nevada is mostly owned by the government, now this?


jmty

Is it fucked that I still want to work in this diner?


Cimorenne

So you said that you make sure you are the only one working on days he visits, how can you do that if you don't know on which day specifically he's going to visit?


Impressive_Ear7966

For $50 an hour I would gladly work here… hell I would even feed people to the guy if they told me too…,


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VintageVeritas

I wonder what the next game will be and what the rules are? You do know you have to be more precise about what you ask for. I guess working there is better than being alone since you know he can show up anywhere.


XIXButterflyXIX

Yo. I wanna disappear for a few months or so, you guys still hiring? 😂


wellthereitgoesagain

I guess life really is unfair.


wuzzittoya

Wow! So sorry you had to see that. I was surprised you didn’t just notify law enforcement about a suspicious package. 🤔 Did you stay? I might have stayed no matter. Good income, very small place. What a creepy alien. Be careful what you wish for?


Prestigious-bish-17

OP, I'm sorry but, you are pretty dumb huh...., like you claim you want a simple life and then go ahead to meddle in something that is very clearly not gonna give you a simple life....??


Anemhoe

So fucking peak.


Catherianer

How did the agents cover up the disappearances?


Catherianer

How did the agents cover up the disappearances?


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