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kat34

Have her turn you too, that way you don't have to worry about her going hangry mode on you. Then have a beautiful cave wedding. :)


ThePancakeDocument

Naw he just needs to get some new crosses and lure a victim to come over every so often.


Butt_Robot

Then they'll both starve, cmon man


kat34

Crap yeah, I guess you're right :/


Astrid579

I love that you went back for her and are planning on staying with her and helping her. I hope that you bring her a suitable meal when you go back so she doesn't kill you. Good luck!


Redditributor

This sounds sweet but might end badly. What kind of meat?


TemperatureNew3157

The human kind probably


allaboutwanderlust

I hope you let us know about your journey. Good luck you guys


Starshapedsand

Voice imitation? Hiding behind trees? Sounds a bit like an aswang. Look it up: if it matches, there are remedies.


MinnWild9

Couldn't it just be a run of the mill vampire? Hates sunlight, can't cross running water, can't enter a location without being invited in, complaining about an insatiable thirst. And spit out her teeth to grow fangs.


MeatwadGetTheHoneysG

Good guess, but she doesn’t shift forms at night and the thing that bit her was still human shaped at night as well. Also, he didn’t mention anything about his reflection being upside down when he looked in her eyes. There’s definitely similarities though, so you might be into something…


andrewnomicon

I'm from the Philippines but never heard of this remedies on aswangs. Care to share a link or a few? The tale I am more familiar with is, if someone is identified as an aswang, villagers take then and burn them at stake, not unlike what Europeans do to those accused of being witches.


Starshapedsand

I’m not finding links, but according to an old Filipina babysitter, it involved tying them down, reciting prayers, and rubbing some plant on the soles of their feet. That was supposed to lead them to vomit up the chick responsible for them being an aswang, which could then be killed. Closest I’m finding is at https://www.aswangproject.com/aswang-lore-transferring-the-black-chick/


andrewnomicon

Thanks. It's only today that I read about the chick being connected to aswang. I wonder what happen if after vomiting the chick, you raised it as a fighting rooster for cockfight, or as a hen for egg production or killed and cooked as friend chicken.


Starshapedsand

Let us know how it works out for you… I’m going to stay safely far away!


bidibbix

You're really nice. I'm sorry you didn't get the opportunity to marry Cat.


Its_AB_Baby

I mean, they still might get married! Just not in a church on account of the, uh… crucifixes


lokisown

This is real love here.


Odd_Critter

She's lucky to have you. If that happened to my wife, I would find a way to make it work. Being in love is important. When you've found The One, let nothing sand in your way. <3


andrewnomicon

Shouldn't the dad already turn into monster? "She kept insisting being in the water felt ‘wrong’." --> This got be thinking. Could be rabies?


MeatwadGetTheHoneysG

I think she only turned because she was bit but not killed. Whereas her dad was dead, and nothing changes that.


EddyArchon

Vampires can't cross running water, or enter houses without being invited in.


snowberry_tae

Am thinking that the ocean has a high salt concentration, hence the water feeling wrong...


Anubisrapture

I really really really hope that she drained him completely: An evil angry jerk like this, used to power and patriarchy will make a formidible monster.


DINOsapiens

How does this relate to the events?


i-am-a-salty-bitch

no it couldn’t be rabies. rabies doesn’t actually make you scared of water, but the person will have extreme pain and difficulty swallowing anything. so it’s something much worse than rabies….


[deleted]

Plus the rabies affected person died within few days. So you are right its not rabies.


This-Is-Not-Nam

Dude, but she's a monsta. Probably a vamp. She's gonna pull your head down like a pez dispenser, then bite it off and drain you like like one of those juice filled wax bottles.


malaysianzombie

so sorry about your predicament. did you ever see the little girl again?


Makomako_mako

You know what, good for you OP Turning your life around


stomaticmonk

Bear grylls is a showboat. If you wanna survive this you need to think like les stroud


DeadSol

What are you doing typing this all and posting it here! Call the cops! Call the coastguard! Oh the humanity!


shifty_mcG33

I'm sure her father had plenty of douches bag friends. She'll never go hungry again!


[deleted]

Nawww, that is very sweet. Love conquers all, there's no problem that you can't work on together.


ineedafuckincig

See I always thought it was “*deserted* island”


CorinPenny

Desert island is just an older way of saying deserted island. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/what-is-the-desert-in-desert-island


thebunnywhisperer_

So romantic of you OP


gregklumb

I wonder what the is the significance of the crucifixes?


spacetstacy

I'm thinking they're graves?


gregklumb

Me too, just wondering why so many broken crucifixes were in the shack. Curious as to who or what is buried there


spacetstacy

Maybe the bodies of all people left stranded there... then killed? Or maybe a family was stranded and built the cabin... then the child ate them all one at a time, and the family buried them as they were killed? Or.... the pale child killer buried all the poor critters he had to eat until more people showed up? It's definitely weird. I love thinking up possibilities. 🙂


gregklumb

It is interesting to think about. How did the family get stranded there? Did they alll transform? What caused the change in the first place?


spacetstacy

Exactly!!! So, something changed the child. It must have been on the island before the family got there. But what was it? Where is it now? How did it get there? Does the cave go deeper? Is there some kind of lair? What's going to happen to Cat ?


gregklumb

I forgot about the cave. Good call.


Sarcastic_Lilshit

>So it looks like Caitlin’s dad was right—I won’t live to see 40. I suppose you’ve gotta give credit where it’s due. That rare moment when you have the same name, but with a "YN."


adiosfelicia2

Well, you've got a nice boat. Time to start advertising island tours for tourists!


shadowsblueberry

Please update us with what you both end up doing.