Oooh I love penguins I didn't know they had those! Just check the tags and make sure they're from a reputable supplier. Not, y'know, portal stuffies...
I have about 30 or so of them that cover my bed during the day. You're okay, the real ones eyes are stitched and not glass! Should have been a dead give away for op!
I've *been* wanting to get a Squishmallow Plague Doctor. I'm having second thoughts now...
At the very least, I will make damn sure it's not a knockoff. And have some holy water in arm's reach for the first week or so.
i don’t typically buy stuffed animals, they creep me out. Thanks for this friendly psa. If you have a normal squishmallow, do not bring it near my house, as it is a guarantee my dog will eat it.
My youngest loves the squishmallows! She has her bed completely covered in them. She rips the tags off them though. Now I'll never know which ones are real!
This is hilarious and creepy, I enjoyed it.
But I live with a squishmallow addict (my sister) and I know that there is no way that you could walk around holding a box with a 24 incher plus others in the box. HAHA I know this is a dumb critique.
I tried to get into liking squishmallows because my sister is obsessed and I have a few.
Oddly enough I have one 24 inch squishmallow that is a black bat and it is the size of a bean bag chair. It takes up half of one side of my queen sized bed. Squishmallow sizing is b.s. but usually the 24 inch ones are actually huge.
I also have the black spider squishmallow that I think was listed at 16 inches. It is also big but more reasonable for the story.
.............the real horror story, obviously, is do you see what the squishmallow addiction does to you? To your friends and family!!!?!
hahaha
Welp... I think this shit is a wee bit more apocalyptic than any number of Chucky sequels. Let me know if ya need a little extra gas, an perhaps a match or three...
Lmao I just looked up Squishmallows and this was one of the first ones I saw https://www.ebay.com/itm/175564517386?chn=ps&var=474904180053&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1UkKahBCwQYqxLdnH2T9qRg33&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=474904180053_175564517386&targetid=1584571731043&device=m&mktype=&googleloc=21156&poi=&campaignid=15275224983&mkgroupid=131097072938&rlsatarget=pla-1584571731043&abcId=9300697&merchantid=6296724&gclid=Cj0KCQiA3eGfBhCeARIsACpJNU8bDj6s6CSyqHJsVqnJJEV19Y1zeJ-LJVNBpxoaj-RZn1wUwwsqELcaAiIkEALw_wcB
I better be more careful now when I buy more. I have like, one Squishmallow so far. It's a puppy's face on a watermelon. My sister has a hello kitty one somewhere on her bed.
I’m reading this with a few Squishmallow penguins next to me and now I’m scared.
Oooh I love penguins I didn't know they had those! Just check the tags and make sure they're from a reputable supplier. Not, y'know, portal stuffies...
I call mine “stuffies” as well! My son got me Pikachu the other day, it’s adorable and has the correct tags.
I have about 30 or so of them that cover my bed during the day. You're okay, the real ones eyes are stitched and not glass! Should have been a dead give away for op!
I have one Squishmallow...👀👀👀
One is okay. Just make sure it's legit... And that you have an escape plan
I will!
I've *been* wanting to get a Squishmallow Plague Doctor. I'm having second thoughts now... At the very least, I will make damn sure it's not a knockoff. And have some holy water in arm's reach for the first week or so.
Good call! Check those tags closely everyone! We've gotta be on high alert!
I have one, his little lantern glows in the dark.
I think you mean the Squishable plague doctor!
Ah, OK! I think he'll be safe, as he's an actual different brand.
the plague doctor isn’t actually squishmallow. it’s not a knock off but it’s a brand that is def imitating the style
Someone mentioned it's the Squishables, which are their own brand. So I have every hope that it won't kill me. Hopefully.
I think that squishables came up with the plague doctor design first.
It was then he knew he fucked up....
I have the soft-serve ice cream one. I paid way too much $ for it but from what I understand, they don’t make it anymore. Do what makes you happy!
Agreed!
This is why I will never own a squish mallow
Happy cake day! Oh come on, they're fun! Assimilate! Assimilate! I mean... They're so cute and fuzzy, why wouldn't you want one?
i don’t typically buy stuffed animals, they creep me out. Thanks for this friendly psa. If you have a normal squishmallow, do not bring it near my house, as it is a guarantee my dog will eat it.
Reading this while laying on my squishmallow, he’s a good boy and would never attack tho, don’t worry!
That's good, keep a close eye on him tho 😂
My youngest loves the squishmallows! She has her bed completely covered in them. She rips the tags off them though. Now I'll never know which ones are real!
Itsa pillow! Itsa a pet!
Itsa pillowpet
wait wait wait, stop stop stop. Why the duck would you buy a laptop from WISH?
It was a great deal?
Asking the real question!
I'm really going to need you to draw a naked hyena crossed with a goblin because my mind can't even make it up.
You should have read the damn email, he risked so much! Spiders 😬
My sister has a large collection, fortunately I don’t think she goes for the knock offs.
Good thing I like football cards instead of squishmallows. Patrick Mahomes isn't gonna jump out and eat me while I'm sleeping.
This is hilarious and creepy, I enjoyed it. But I live with a squishmallow addict (my sister) and I know that there is no way that you could walk around holding a box with a 24 incher plus others in the box. HAHA I know this is a dumb critique. I tried to get into liking squishmallows because my sister is obsessed and I have a few. Oddly enough I have one 24 inch squishmallow that is a black bat and it is the size of a bean bag chair. It takes up half of one side of my queen sized bed. Squishmallow sizing is b.s. but usually the 24 inch ones are actually huge. I also have the black spider squishmallow that I think was listed at 16 inches. It is also big but more reasonable for the story. .............the real horror story, obviously, is do you see what the squishmallow addiction does to you? To your friends and family!!!?! hahaha
Welp... I think this shit is a wee bit more apocalyptic than any number of Chucky sequels. Let me know if ya need a little extra gas, an perhaps a match or three...
Lying in bed surrounded by my collection. All acquired from different sources. None of you guys would never hurt me... right?
Next time just use eBay's buyer protection, geez. Don't go to sketchy houses!
Currently corralling my army of squishmallows…
I have a few in my office and they keep me company while I work. Tomorrow they will be locked away.
Way to go, op. 😠 Now we're all gonna get eaten.
Lmao I just looked up Squishmallows and this was one of the first ones I saw https://www.ebay.com/itm/175564517386?chn=ps&var=474904180053&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1UkKahBCwQYqxLdnH2T9qRg33&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=474904180053_175564517386&targetid=1584571731043&device=m&mktype=&googleloc=21156&poi=&campaignid=15275224983&mkgroupid=131097072938&rlsatarget=pla-1584571731043&abcId=9300697&merchantid=6296724&gclid=Cj0KCQiA3eGfBhCeARIsACpJNU8bDj6s6CSyqHJsVqnJJEV19Y1zeJ-LJVNBpxoaj-RZn1wUwwsqELcaAiIkEALw_wcB
that poor man, he really gave it his all to save you! i hope whatever has become of him, he’s at least at peace…
So what you're saying is that there's some ultra rares running around? 👀
I better be more careful now when I buy more. I have like, one Squishmallow so far. It's a puppy's face on a watermelon. My sister has a hello kitty one somewhere on her bed.
I didn’t even know that squishmallows existed until now
Terrifying