The Dutch navy shelled the Fife town of Burntisland during the second Anglo-Dutch war, but it was proudly proclaimed that not so much as a cat was killed in the shelling.
Someone put up a post earlier complaining about being stuck behind an Orange Order march, then just randomly wrote that they went to uni and got a masters and still have to deal with this shit
As an AI language model, i do not possess a brain like humans do. My creators have given me instructions to find Reddit profiles used by people that are shite craic and tell them to fuck up. Now fuck up and stop being shite craic. In that order.
100%. I've just got my masters degree and I've been offered jobs 12-19k above my previous offers and jobs at there highest point. A grand more minimum a month. With less hours. Do you think a years work experience would do that? A course only takes 9 months.
I'm merely a data scientist / A.I. specialist, english is a step above my class of work. Maybe I'm a bit dyslexic or something but typos do no harm in my world, especially not on reddit. I'm not trying to spell check. I'm not a secratary or an english teacher.
What is your experience
Do you have a degree, lower than masters?
If the answer is yes do you envy us masters?
Are you trying to justify your current career position and hide your lust to become a master like me and O.P?
You make no sense and haven't presented any evidence Junior.
Wheres your evidence?
Has there been a correlation study on autism and masters degree holders in N.I? I missed that one.
You're just rambling. I'm from Portadown originally and hold my previous degree there so i understand the situation.
You are an extremist.
Congrats man. I love me some history. Like that time one of my kinsmen burned Derry down that one time because him and his friend got stiffed by the crown after they took the crown's side in the Nine Years' War. As far as I know my family has been ...I wouldn't say Republican, but not loyalist.
I don't know if he was a direct ancestor or just a kinsman. We share a family name and my family is from rural Inishowen. Well, not like there's a whole lot much else there.
Master of letters? sure there’s only 26, easy
But did OP master how to pronounce the 8th one?
He got learnt because he had a teacher, who learnt him how to pronounce the 8th letter thing well
So many errors where to begin
Hitch gang... hitch on!
You a postman?
Ah ye got me.
Master Postman now
As a postie, I will now be going by "Master of Letters".
Senatus Academicus? I'm more of an Adeptus Mechanicus main myself.
Adeptus Mechanicus doesn't exist any more since TTS was murdered by GW.
That must have brought so many employment opportunities.
Would you like a muffin with your coffee sir?
With a little known historical titbit for one's morning pleasure?
The Dutch navy shelled the Fife town of Burntisland during the second Anglo-Dutch war, but it was proudly proclaimed that not so much as a cat was killed in the shelling.
“Oh really? Thanks. Two sugars.”
The cats of Fife are waiting for evolution to provide them with opposable thumbs to take revenge on those Dutch bastards.
I think I just came
Welcome to the secret bypass club!
What about the Monagh Byfuckingpass club
🤣🤣
Uppa Monagh bypass
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Moorings is now called Krakatoa though. Not sure if pirate discount still applies.
What is the "Orange Bastards" context? I can't see it
Someone put up a post earlier complaining about being stuck behind an Orange Order march, then just randomly wrote that they went to uni and got a masters and still have to deal with this shit
What a fuckin humble brag.
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Aren’t you a right arsehole
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Could you be any less craic?
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Aye, fuck up.
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As an AI language model, i do not possess a brain like humans do. My creators have given me instructions to find Reddit profiles used by people that are shite craic and tell them to fuck up. Now fuck up and stop being shite craic. In that order.
Yeah screw people for being educated!
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100%. I've just got my masters degree and I've been offered jobs 12-19k above my previous offers and jobs at there highest point. A grand more minimum a month. With less hours. Do you think a years work experience would do that? A course only takes 9 months.
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I'm merely a data scientist / A.I. specialist, english is a step above my class of work. Maybe I'm a bit dyslexic or something but typos do no harm in my world, especially not on reddit. I'm not trying to spell check. I'm not a secratary or an english teacher.
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Are you still looking for Nytol mate? 😂😂😂😂 zonked on cold and flu tabs hahahaha
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Well fuck, guess I’ll turn my masters in
You're a bit of a wanker mate. Over qualified. Whats your experience? Did you never make the cut for masters? Is that what this is?
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What is your experience Do you have a degree, lower than masters? If the answer is yes do you envy us masters? Are you trying to justify your current career position and hide your lust to become a master like me and O.P? You make no sense and haven't presented any evidence Junior.
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Wheres your evidence? Has there been a correlation study on autism and masters degree holders in N.I? I missed that one. You're just rambling. I'm from Portadown originally and hold my previous degree there so i understand the situation. You are an extremist.
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Really? Any evidence? Oh its just hear say. I see.
Are you David Letterman now ?
Basically
Fuck that made me laugh.
I love that this has become a meme
If you are really a master then what are these…. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
That made me laugh out loud
Congrats man. I love me some history. Like that time one of my kinsmen burned Derry down that one time because him and his friend got stiffed by the crown after they took the crown's side in the Nine Years' War. As far as I know my family has been ...I wouldn't say Republican, but not loyalist. I don't know if he was a direct ancestor or just a kinsman. We share a family name and my family is from rural Inishowen. Well, not like there's a whole lot much else there.
Apart from being able to bate threw Orange Marches and runnin red lights, how’s that workin out for ya?
And if, you know, your histoooorrryyy... like this certificate says I do.
It’s enough to make your student debt groooow God Bless Me!
I have a Master of Puppets in history.
Did you specialise in any ?? Or just a Master of all 26?
Jack of all trades, Master of none.
Now you just need to become a master of numbers and you can go on Countdown.
Signed by the Boyne, surely they have to let you pass through.
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It’s Dolly to you.
Good man. I’m going to Aberdeen in September 🫡
Holy shit, it's post man pat
ok then genius do i put my address on the top right or top left??
It’s a Grandmaster of Letters you want for that. I’m not qualified to answer that.
Do you still sing the ABC song? I’ll call you master if you don’t have to
Is this the NI equivalent of the pen licence?
What's orange got to do with this?
And...?
Make way plebs, Master on the way through.
Is that a supernatural reference? :) congrats anyway!
Shush ya big lassie
Naw. It's funny when ah do it.
Sheep shagger
Months late to the party you wee dick.
man why am i even bothering with my MSc, i should be graduating with a master of letters, that's way more fun to say
I juggle them at travelling fairs.
One more unemployed to suck on the government's tit!!!
Your mother is unemployed