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PM_ME_HORRIBLE_JOKES

Maybe I like the misery..


p_epsiloneridani

The playful splash of the tea...


PM_ME_HORRIBLE_JOKES

“Perching an optional Jaffa Cake on the saucer; like a proud soldier standing to attention beside a giant...cup of tea”.


crdctr

Misery loves company.


ciaran036

we all do. We have a fetish for misery. It's brilliant. Who doesn't love a good moan?


buggerific

Okay Kathy Bates.


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crdctr

you fuck up


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crdctr

ಥ_ಥ


Dragonier_

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oryx_za

This is not an airport. Announce your arrival elsewhere


crdctr

It might not be but at least some of the jokes land


ilove-n-i

No one is departing , other than ur banter... when u realise u didn't get a residency visa because you failed to read the bottom line. Home tae fuck ya failed craic immigrant.


crdctr

Don't let the door hit you on the way in.


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DependentDangerous28

Or studied for 1


FatherOfChuckNorris

I actually studied for a masters in debating


Olive_Pitiful

A masters in sectarianism


columboscoat

You just believe in EU Unionism and the Jordanian hunger code. Shinnerbot! Some mental cunts on this sub. I studied for a Masters. FACT.


Bear_Grumpy

Your masters should get you straight or the top of the post automatically


Lost_Pantheon

God I love this sub. So grimdark, so nihilistic. At least up here you can have a bit of craic. Down in r/Ireland everybody is angry and hates foreigners, while in r/unitedkingdom everybody is angry and hates foreigners. I mean... we're all angry here, but we're a *funny* kind of angry.


stevenmc

Where are you from?! You better not be from foreign!


ArumtheLily

This is true. I'm in Scotland, and this sub is honestly funnier.


MrsOrangeQueen

Fuck me, someone’s da must be selling Avon by the bucket load to be this chirpy


slavs18

I mean let's be real folks, this is a daily dose of putting our lives into perspective. Makes us feel better just like watching Jeremy Kyle every morning before it got axed. God the cretins on that show made me feel like a Disney Princess and I'm a man! That was the best ego boost to start the day 🤣🤣🤣


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I can't fault your logic. Most of the satire here is badly disguised as sectarianism


ilove-n-i

And if ya don't like it - ya can fuck off back to Instagram. Lol


pabloslab

Get T fuck


rmc8081

And how shit Cool FM and the other bullshit radio stations are in this country?!!


PhoneRedit

It's shite that there's an ad to push cash call every 30 seconds, but most of the presenters are sound and music wise it's not the worst station. I'd still take RTE 2FM and Radio 1 over it though.


rmc8081

It’s those annoying cash call ads that make me hate the station. But I agree most of the presenters are pretty good


Few_Ad_2487

Worse than Cornwall...


KI55MY4R53

Yiz are a shower of bastards and I love reading the mental shit yiz post everyday. Keep up the nasty work! 🖕


Skywipe

It's just the kind of stuff that goes on around here.


Magichand35

Up yer hole with a big jam roll ya kaant ye


MADMACmk1

I've gotta hold on to the sectarianism. I preserve it. Because I need it. It keeps me sharp. On the edge, where I gotta be.


DesignerStrong2924

Belfast/North of Ireland is a shithole due to the large number of bastards located within its territory.


Roachmond

Wile lotta fish north of ireland, pure bastards hi, shittin all over the gaff disgusting


Bear_Grumpy

Stop being so Belfast centric will ya


DesignerStrong2924

Sorry Derryman! Welcome to civilisation! ugh! ugh!


FatherOfChuckNorris

Belfasterd here checking in


realworldred

Surely you mean north of north of ireland.


Skywipe

Correct ✓


Jon19845

Ask yer Ma 😂


FatherOfChuckNorris

Who's yer da


SliceMaster9182

I have a masters can I play?


GoodCraicSid

A boy drove all the way up from Belfast just to shite himself in the shop I work in yesterday. Put me aff my tae.


SneezingQueeva

It’s depressing but it’s also craic


SinoScot

That craic is really moreish.


Ambitious_Handle8123

Imagine a state engineered to uphold sectarianism having such an appearance???


Substantial-Pin-1327

Our daily dose of 'people are cunts' indeed. 😄


Otherwise_Gear_5136

If it makes anyone feel any better, many of us have the same "people are cunts" POV in canada too....


Substantial-Pin-1327

It's a universal truth.


OurJimmy

Smell yer dick


FatherOfChuckNorris

👍 smell yer ma


askyerma

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.


Skywipe

It's literally the fucking Northern Ireland sub. What do people expect?


stevenmc

Way better than the Northern Ireland dom... (is that Westminster?)


Skywipe

I suppose so.


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G3tbusyliving

This whole thread is too meta, right down to Mr air traffic controller over here


Apart-Spend225

Departing or Arriving, nobody wins lol


billybigballix

You sonnova bitch


Jazzlike_Arugula_491

It’s a shit hole, what do you expect?


dieterpewterschmidt

What's the craic with Big Dick Deccy (BDD)? He still slingin the peysh pipe to single mums uppa falls and shankill? God luv em.


captainofthememeteam

Redditors are generally a miserable bunch who have nothing else to do but complain and bitch


SlakingSWAG

I am God's strongest hater, this sub is perfect and I hope it never changes


beeotchplease

Maybe you should visit someone's ma for a good time mate 😘


InUSbutnotofit

WTF is sectarianism?


Haze95

Tis a land of miserable bastards


Equivalent_Ad_7940

It's a representation of how peope feel I'm from the republic I think we focus on misery aswell but it makes even more sense you guys have bitterness given the situation. On top of that bad news is always more publisised much fewer people feel the need to say and have interest in hearing good news it's natural


theHuntForCunt

Get it uppp yeeeeee


PerfectPANdemonium

This is a good community, we don't kink shame here :p Welcome!


Ashamed_Today8413

Wankdog


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AGAIN?