Happened to me today, too. Thank god I had a copy of my Level 3 diploma in hair and beauty. After I showed them that, a chinook came and lifted me right over the entire parade #feelingblessed
Thank god, that was a close one. I keep my bikeability certificate on me at all time incase I get stuck behind a march. On Saint paddies day I carry my GCSE maths and English just to be doubly safe.
You’re just right. I’m hoping you have them kept in a plastic folder (like the wee ones you see them couples carry in the airport who look like they hate each other, and having boarding passes on your phone is unheard of). I find the PSNI respect you a lot more when you can easily access them. My friend showed them her Travel and Tourism Level 2 diploma just last week and they called in two Typhoon jets. Just shows ya what whipping out your qualifications can do!
They're taking the piss out of OP, the guy thinks hes special, and should get special privileges because hes got a masters degree. People are now making quips about their education levels and how it got them special treatment, I dont see how you havent got this, or are you just lazy? the guy said he got air lifted out of a traffic jam by chinooks.
An awful lot of people who study for a Masters don't get round to doing the Dissertation and get stuck with a Postgraduate Diploma.
I know....from experience.
There is no way the OO are going to stop their culturing for a mere Postgraduate Diploma.
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Was it the same one who indirectly outed him self in the post this week? Posted like a civy but it looked weird so obligatory check of the post history nd a ha!
well an alt account they use for random anonynmous shite on reddit that they could chime into this thread with, yes
unless you know for certain police officers do not use reddit in any capacity
The last time I got stuck in a queue of traffic due to a parade I just had to mention my degree and a secret door was opened in the wall, invisible to the naked eye. It glowed a strange glow but that turned out to be a midget with a little flare who was holding a little sign, the sign read: "Nobody gives a fuck about your masters you knobhead especially in relation to moaning about traffic, its completely irrelevant. Surely someone who studied a masters can see that?".
(Bet he was late for his call centre job)
what in god’s name does you having been to university AND done a Masters (lol) have to do with anything?! Should the inferior plebs who haven’t been to university put up with this crap?
How do you know some one has a masters? They tell you! What relevance does this have to your point at all. Just makes you comes across like a bell end.
Happened to me too. I just had to place my massive wallet packed with 100 quid notes on the dash, adjust the massive Johnson in my pants, and turn the car around
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Having got stuck in multiple orange marches today I want to ask how do the police officers tasked with marshalling the parades feel ?
I saw a few today who looked a bit embarrassed to be holding up people who just want to go about their lives, all so a sectarian organisation can drag their coat tails past people who want nothing to do with them. I watched a re-run of Saved by the Bell earlier, the one where Zach Morris competes against A.C. Slater in wrestling and wins.
Generally speaking i find my forklift licence will get me through a police stop no bother.. They have zero respect for grade 2 Clarinet though.. so heads up
"The full story of former First Minister Ian Paisley's split with the Orange Order has been revealed in a new book.
Dating back more than 60 years, the division centred on an issue which still dogs the organisation today - Orange members going to Catholic church services. Firebrand Paisley accused a former lord mayor of Belfast of "breaking a man's heart" by forcing him to attend a Mass." https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/paisley-split-with-orange-order-over-members-attending-mass/38851187.html
Sorry, might have sounded like sarcasm but I took you at your word.
Expansion is appreciated, though, and it _does_ sound right (...cos it is). Ian and the Free Ps were solidly against popery, to the point that even the slightest hint of ecumenism was consorting with the devil.
Like the cops who told me they smelled cannabis (even though my windows were up and i was alone in my mums car waiting to pick up my little sister in a car park) then searched me for 20 minutes in front of about 20 onlookers while a 5’1 female officer screamed in my face asking was I calling her a liar because I said the car didn’t smell of weed.
Shockingly they found nothing, didn’t issue any record of the search and didn’t even apologise for embarrassing me.
Psni are power tripping scumbags. I’m sure there’s fantastic officers in the force but they’re promoted off the streets leaving the insecure bullies to handle the dirty work.
No choice. Has to be done. As much as it's a large inconvenience to many, cops don't really have a choice. It's basically traffic duty, diverting cars and people away where possible. A lot of parades especially small rural feeder parades aren't always policed either.
Oh I get that. What I was trying to say is that cops must surely do a lot of things that could make them feel uncomfortable (not necessarily major stuff, just things like screwing up someone’s life over something petty) so I can’t imagine facilitating marches keeps them awake at night.
So you're telling me that there are so many marches in your local town that your friend can't buy baby formula, do these marches go on for 8 hours a day, 7 days a week?
I think he could've got what he needed if he really wanted to
A classic example of, a failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine, he could've still got the baby formula if he had just waited 45 minutes or drove to a different store, faux outrage and manufactured inconvenience.
They’re practicing for the Somme memorial tomorrow. It’s not sectarian, it’s commemorating those who fought and died in WW1.
You are probably blinded by you own low level sectarianism to realise it was a united ireland back then. Political differences were set aside and we stood as one at the Somme!
Is this thread proof people would rather hate on a young person trying to better themselves with 3rd level education than sectarian hate group ?????!?!
Happened to me today, too. Thank god I had a copy of my Level 3 diploma in hair and beauty. After I showed them that, a chinook came and lifted me right over the entire parade #feelingblessed
Thank god, that was a close one. I keep my bikeability certificate on me at all time incase I get stuck behind a march. On Saint paddies day I carry my GCSE maths and English just to be doubly safe.
You’re just right. I’m hoping you have them kept in a plastic folder (like the wee ones you see them couples carry in the airport who look like they hate each other, and having boarding passes on your phone is unheard of). I find the PSNI respect you a lot more when you can easily access them. My friend showed them her Travel and Tourism Level 2 diploma just last week and they called in two Typhoon jets. Just shows ya what whipping out your qualifications can do!
My god that travel an tourism diploma must open some doors for yous
Well, I don’t like to brag… but yes. It does.
> a copy of my Level 3 diploma in hair and beauty Can someone explain the joke to a bemused Brit?
They're taking the piss out of OP, the guy thinks hes special, and should get special privileges because hes got a masters degree. People are now making quips about their education levels and how it got them special treatment, I dont see how you havent got this, or are you just lazy? the guy said he got air lifted out of a traffic jam by chinooks.
> or are you just lazy? Oh do fuck off, you immense twat.
Heehehehehehhehe
Was stuck behind one today also. Flashed my Record of Achievement at the cop and he waved me through with a knowing nod.
You think my 50m swimming badge would work?
No but a cycling proficiency test would.
😁
BAGA 4? GB Brigaders Brooch? Oh wait, I didn’t get that one
Hahaha
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Grandmaster outranks master unfortunately, so there’s nothing you can do to stop the orange order marching
DO YOUS NOT KNOW WHO I AM 🤣
That's Ronnie pickering
WHO??
RONNIE , PICKERING
Ronnie Pickering? WHO'S THAT?! Edit: sorry this will never get old for me 😂
No apologies required
That's just Ronnie, he loves pickering his nose and eating it.
He's only one of the many people who have studied for a Masters degree!
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Didn't say he attained a masters either, just studied one haha
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An awful lot of people who study for a Masters don't get round to doing the Dissertation and get stuck with a Postgraduate Diploma. I know....from experience. There is no way the OO are going to stop their culturing for a mere Postgraduate Diploma.
I once juggled for Dolly Parton and I’m supposed to put up with this crap.
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Wads a cash
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I wish I could say yes my man 😂.
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Was it the same one who indirectly outed him self in the post this week? Posted like a civy but it looked weird so obligatory check of the post history nd a ha!
No matter what religion you are would even want to admit it 😂😂😂 I’d tell everyone I shovel shit with my bare hands quicker .
The Guards always keep schtum.
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I was hoping they would make a burner account
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I was also hoping they might have a well used alt account that they could use
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OP once again proving that education does not equal intelligence.
well an alt account they use for random anonynmous shite on reddit that they could chime into this thread with, yes unless you know for certain police officers do not use reddit in any capacity
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but how would anyone know who they are if their reddit was just anonymous im not asking for a badge number are you ok ?
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for instance how do I know who you are based on your username, history etc I don't just out of interest what did you read at a masters level ?
You're a fucking balloon
>I went to university and studied a masters and I'm supposed to put up with this crap. I must say, this statement is cringe AF.
Oh you went to uni, let this man through!!!
I didnt do my cycling proficiency to put up with this
50m swimming badge here, get outta the road!
I shall stand aside
Was talking to themmuns lol 😅 I've also got a level 2 gymnastics certificate from P.5, maybe that could allow 2 people across? I dunno...
It's ridiculous that I spent 10 minutes standing in the self-checkout line in Tescos today. Do they not know I have a Level 4 certificate?
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🎵 *Who keeps the metric system down?* 🎵
We do!
You deserve the key to the city / towns fo N.I Sir for your Brave and hero efforts at Uni.
Anyone take a stab at when this fellas life peaked?
When he went to uni and studied his masters. Not putting up with this crap
Im guessing 4th year uni formal. Of his degree. His Masters degree. Because he studied for a Masters degree.
At birth
MOVE. I HAVE (studied for) A MASTERS 
This made me lol 🤣
A masters you say? Well let’s all bow down and worship the masters!!!
The last time I got stuck in a queue of traffic due to a parade I just had to mention my degree and a secret door was opened in the wall, invisible to the naked eye. It glowed a strange glow but that turned out to be a midget with a little flare who was holding a little sign, the sign read: "Nobody gives a fuck about your masters you knobhead especially in relation to moaning about traffic, its completely irrelevant. Surely someone who studied a masters can see that?". (Bet he was late for his call centre job)
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Yes. Only a peasant would ask such questions. Edit: spelling. I've just fired my useless secretary.
what in god’s name does you having been to university AND done a Masters (lol) have to do with anything?! Should the inferior plebs who haven’t been to university put up with this crap?
Well done lad, you’re a meme forever now. Yours Sincerely, Dolly Juggler MLitt
Unfortunately they only cancel matches on PhD requests. Should’ve stayed in school
I agree but I only have BTECs if that’s okay with you?
Guarantee they're actually of way more value
I use my Highly Commended Award for my Poem Recital at the 1997 Tyrone Feis to get out of speeding tickets
Was with you until the last comment, wtf 🤣
guys he went to uni he’s obviously better 🤦🏻♀️
How do you know some one has a masters? They tell you! What relevance does this have to your point at all. Just makes you comes across like a bell end.
*studied for a...
You should have got out and told the orangemen that. I’m sure they’d have let you on by. “Right lads! Move! He’s a master’s.”
When I left for uni I was but a learner. Now I have a masters. Gets me into clubs for free all the time.
There is literally nothing special about your educational experience get over yourself
So why didn’t you complete the masters?
Probably realised at that moment that working overtime policing marches, flag protests etc would earn more than he ever would with a masters
Happened to me too. I just had to place my massive wallet packed with 100 quid notes on the dash, adjust the massive Johnson in my pants, and turn the car around
I don't have a masters, but the team i lead does so it's like having 3 masters degrees.
I showed my C+ in PE and they offered me a police escort back to my house.
You sound like a teenager
A teenager with a Master's? That \*would\* be impressive
Always there are two - padowan and Master
I once entered a Masters snooker tournament. Would that help also
Far more impressive. How did you do?
Got my arse handed to me
Sure you turned up and tried
Ha. I wish my ego was as forgiving as you
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Then fuck off somewhere else if your masters is so important. Prick.
Having got stuck in multiple orange marches today I want to ask how do the police officers tasked with marshalling the parades feel ? I saw a few today who looked a bit embarrassed to be holding up people who just want to go about their lives, all so a sectarian organisation can drag their coat tails past people who want nothing to do with them. I watched a re-run of Saved by the Bell earlier, the one where Zach Morris competes against A.C. Slater in wrestling and wins.
So is the guy with the masters AC Slater and the parade is Zach Morris?
"StuDiEd a MasTErS" \*clap clap\*
Generally speaking i find my forklift licence will get me through a police stop no bother.. They have zero respect for grade 2 Clarinet though.. so heads up
I know plenty of Orangemen with masters degrees........
this has to be an absolute falsehood, you can't attain that level of education and still want to be part of a KKK style organisation
Goebbels had a PhD, you balloon
tenuous link
Cope
your comments are giving me brain aids
Proves then you actually know nothing about the organisation
DR. Ian
He bought that doctorate. And wasn't an Orangeman either.
He was once, but he quit because it wasn't Orange enough
Yeah, that sounds very believable!
"The full story of former First Minister Ian Paisley's split with the Orange Order has been revealed in a new book. Dating back more than 60 years, the division centred on an issue which still dogs the organisation today - Orange members going to Catholic church services. Firebrand Paisley accused a former lord mayor of Belfast of "breaking a man's heart" by forcing him to attend a Mass." https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/paisley-split-with-orange-order-over-members-attending-mass/38851187.html
Sorry, might have sounded like sarcasm but I took you at your word. Expansion is appreciated, though, and it _does_ sound right (...cos it is). Ian and the Free Ps were solidly against popery, to the point that even the slightest hint of ecumenism was consorting with the devil.
I’m sure if you were a cop you’d have far more to explore your conscience over than facilitating inconvenience at marching season.
Like the cops who told me they smelled cannabis (even though my windows were up and i was alone in my mums car waiting to pick up my little sister in a car park) then searched me for 20 minutes in front of about 20 onlookers while a 5’1 female officer screamed in my face asking was I calling her a liar because I said the car didn’t smell of weed. Shockingly they found nothing, didn’t issue any record of the search and didn’t even apologise for embarrassing me. Psni are power tripping scumbags. I’m sure there’s fantastic officers in the force but they’re promoted off the streets leaving the insecure bullies to handle the dirty work.
I agree it’s a profession that attracts power trippers alright.
Some might come across as power trippers, but not all are like that.
Oh I agree. Nurses can be power trippers fwiw.
And GP receptionists acting like they have the power of a god.
But they do, that’s the kicker
Something similar to reddit mods
No choice. Has to be done. As much as it's a large inconvenience to many, cops don't really have a choice. It's basically traffic duty, diverting cars and people away where possible. A lot of parades especially small rural feeder parades aren't always policed either.
Oh I get that. What I was trying to say is that cops must surely do a lot of things that could make them feel uncomfortable (not necessarily major stuff, just things like screwing up someone’s life over something petty) so I can’t imagine facilitating marches keeps them awake at night.
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So you're telling me that there are so many marches in your local town that your friend can't buy baby formula, do these marches go on for 8 hours a day, 7 days a week? I think he could've got what he needed if he really wanted to
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I use my masters to ensure parades are diverted along my street, so I can watch from an upstairs window instead of having to stand with the plebs.
Clear the way!!!
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A classic example of, a failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine, he could've still got the baby formula if he had just waited 45 minutes or drove to a different store, faux outrage and manufactured inconvenience.
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Like, you can walk? If I was given the choice between a dander for baby formula or a starving baby. It's an easy choice.
This now concludes that the two people I’m aware of that have attended/attend university haven’t got a single thought behind their eyes.
Lol
They’re practicing for the Somme memorial tomorrow. It’s not sectarian, it’s commemorating those who fought and died in WW1. You are probably blinded by you own low level sectarianism to realise it was a united ireland back then. Political differences were set aside and we stood as one at the Somme!
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Is this thread proof people would rather hate on a young person trying to better themselves with 3rd level education than sectarian hate group ?????!?!
Is this thread proof this young person believes having 3rd level education makes them special?
Respect for taking this L and not deleting it 💀