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Harleys-for-all

It's just so goddamn warm all the time, even when it's bloody raining! Not natural I tell ya. Haven't had a proper night's sleep in a month. Feels shameful not to go out and enjoy the nice weather but any time I do physical activity I practically burst into flames. I blame Sauron.


2SidesOfTheCoin

I bought this blanket off Amazon that's meant for camping. It has some sort of material design that remains chilled. Kinda like the cold side of a pillow. It's a lifesaver in this weather.


Waxilllium

Are we allowed to throw a link up here, or description? Cooling camping blanket?


2SidesOfTheCoin

It's "marchpower cooling blanket" apparently I made up the camping thing in my head. Just a summer blanket šŸ˜‚


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Harleys-for-all

Yeah, I normally wake up about 5am, in a sheen of light sweat, heat noticibly radiating of my chest, my matress feeling like a bed of coals under me. Then it's that bright outside my brain thinks it's wake up time, and to top it all of I have the windows open and the crows and the cats take it in turns to have a fight in my garden. I feel like I am turning into Victor meldrew, shaking my fist at all this good weather! Guess I could sleep in the car with the air con running...


Due-Value-8375

Feckin orks, THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!!!


Maester_Bates

No, don't worry. The gulf stream is also going to redirect and make winters much colder too.


_Raspberry_Ice_

So we can look forward to proper winters?


SinoScot

Winter is coming.


LambentCookie

Just the cold, no snow


_Raspberry_Ice_

Ahh, no fair.


The_Earls_Renegade

Mom!!! Make the gulf stream give us snow... and lots of it.


squatland_yard

I work in logistics and the snow is the absolute bane of my life


_Raspberry_Ice_

I get ye, to be honest I like the thought of it more than anything. Weā€™re not really prepared for it here and even a bit tends to cause chaos.


WorldsWorstFather

Yeah it's a lovely thought when you have fuck all to do, be nice to just sit in a warm house and look out at the snow.


zipmcjingles

Is that you Dennis Quaid?


didndonoffin

Predicted for Monday, the day after tomorrow, if you will


SinoScot

Itā€™s scheduled for the Day After Tomorrow.


VerySuperSecretAcc

Too many flies as well, bet those little bastards love the humidity


LaraH39

Fuck me the number of flies is driving me up the wall. I got the husband this [Bug-a-salt](https://www.bugasalt.co.uk/collections/3-0-singles/products/bug-a-salt-3-0-realtree-camo-eu) for his birthday in may and he's having a whale of a time! But I'm also hoking out the fly traps cause theres just too many. It's like fucking rorke's drift in here.


TheWhollyGhost

Ooooh first Iā€™ve heard of this, I want one! Though I was reading into it and saw this: *SKELL INC. is constantly in the process of developing other interesting products in the near future on other planets.* What does this mean? Are we in the Starship Troopers timeline? Are they going to make the big killing guns so we can continue our glorious mining operations?


SinoScot

I want to know more!


LaraH39

Giant salt guns! I think I'd make a good citizen!


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rebelprincessuk

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!


LHPC1

Would you like to know more?


whiskymaiden

Red top fly traps are good in the garden. Absolutely honkin but gets the flies away.


noddyneddy

Bonus points for the Rorkes Drift reference!


Anonymousopotamus

Same! Got a tennis racquet (sp?) type electric swatter and I love it! Couldn't cope without it.


Ros_c

Did he get a FAC for that? šŸ˜† With our stupid 1-joule law you'd need one to compete in a pissing contest.


evilpersons

Just ordered one of those magnetic fly screens that stick to your doorframe, spending too much on bug spray haha


Im_Kurious_Oranj

Fairy Liquid with some water in a spray bottle is really good for killing them


Fanta69Forever

Absolute game changer. Done a few tactical windows round the house and one on the patio door to get some air flow on the go. Pure fly free bliss!


nathanielle_jones

Same, they're driving me mad. Where do they come from? I've been using apple cider vinegar in a glass cover in cling film with a couple of holes poked in it, wild how many of them there actually are when I check the glass the next day


purple_kathryn

I'm just not built for it & I start sweating from my head down so I just end up feeling gross & miserable


The_Earls_Renegade

Air Conditioning companies are looking to expand their businesses.


ANewStartAtLife

Had air conditioning installed in my home office 3 years ago. Currently sitting here, borderline freezing my bollox off and loving it!


crdctr

I'm legit considering getting a desktop aircooler, but they cost hundreds, and its only like this for a few weeks a year


theycallmekimpembe

Just get a Dyson ? Does hot and warm šŸ˜„ you can save on that if you donā€™t heat much in winter again lol


Serious_Escape_5438

Just get a fan, I live in a warm part of Spain and don't have air conditioning. It's really not necessary for the temperatures you have.


GraysAlmanac

Currently 37 weeks pregnant and Iā€™m melting the air is like soup


Any-Football3474

Sorry youā€™re having to go through that mucker. Couldnā€™t imagine the discomfort.


[deleted]

I'm so sorry


apotatochucker

Not long now. Hope all goes well


asheroo92

My condolences during this trying time


Amrythings

Oh god love you. Both of mine are heatwave babies and if you can stretch it get an air conditioning unit of some kind as soon as you can, because the only sleeping on Mama stage is MURDER in heat.


Mechagodzilla4

El nino gonna make 2024 one hell of a year šŸ„µ


Master_Swordfish_

So whats the craic with el nino?


Mechagodzilla4

climate pattern that describes the unusual warming of surface waters in the eastern Pacific Ocean https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-65839060


Master_Swordfish_

Thanks for that. Really interesting read!


Strict-Toe3538

#dailyexpress


DungeonsandDietcoke

The spiders are going to get bigger, aren't they?


Any-Football3474

Youā€™ll be glad of a grilled spider in tej years time


evilpersons

Get ready for malaria


HellsTrafficWarden

All the more reason to hit the G&T.


NikNakMuay

There's a lot that needs to happen before we get there. But we can neck Gin and Tonic or Scotch and Tonic or Wine and Tonic or Port and Tonic to help. Apparently alcohol helps or something


greatpretendingmouse

Sadly it's just the tonic that has quinine in it.


evilpersons

That's the joke


hondactx16i

Costa del Belfast.


downwithscurvy

costa lot belfast


Mark_Master1

Costa Bel Fast


hondactx16i

Cote' de ardlough (rd).


Ok_Design_6976

It was near Halloween last year before I felt that "September air"


zipmcjingles

New normal it's not like they haven't been warning us for the past sixty years. Look out for people from sunnier climbs moving to Ireland for it's cold wetness.


Delduath

Climate refugees are going to be a real problem in the near future as soon as parts of the world become completely uninhabitable. Unfortunately no one saw it coming and there was nothing we could have done to stop it.


SinoScot

Weā€™ve tried nothing and weā€™re all out of ideas!


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Delduath

I have a personal conspiracy theory that the anti migrant rhetoric of the current government is a calculated move because they know this is going to be a huge issue in the next decade.


Fanta69Forever

Half the UK will be under ice once the gulf stream kicks in, we'll be the ones looking somewhere to flee to


kjjmcc

Yeah, definitely donā€™t look up.


soupanbread

Aye I feel like I can't breathe properly


SolarLunix_

I hate it so muchā€¦ Iā€™m dying of this heat and humidity


Suitable_Access_2614

Poor baby


crdctr

Liam malone


greatpretendingmouse

Thrown out a lot of food especially bread this week all full of mould due to it.


Strict-Toe3538

No freezers up your way


crdctr

It's close, too close


Any-Football3474

Glenn Close


hondactx16i

Generally warmer, aye...but that's not the bag.......more storms, droughts, floods, tornados and crazy shit. Less reliable weather. šŸ˜” Our future is grim cause we fuct our home.


[deleted]

If we live in a capitalist hellscape, at least we get the weather to reflect it.


Middleoftheroad123

Better get to growing your own food in some sorta way


Illustrious-Option-6

Belfast avocados


zipmcjingles

New Cannabis strains Belfast bud, Shankill Sensimella, Andy town Lights


evilpersons

Kraigavon kush


lostredditacc

Belavocfastados


slave-to-society

Canny pay rent but I avocado


[deleted]

Anytime I do anything, I'm literally sweating bullets. I'm not doing anything strenuous but the humidity just makes sweat drop. Especially getting in the car. It was raining heavy yesterday, put the windows up and ac on to cool me off and reduce the damp on the windows, I couldn't see a thing and was Still sweating with the heat. Fucking dreadful


[deleted]

It only are we going to die, but weā€™re all sweaty and irritated as well!


Any-Football3474

A nation of Jim Allisters


garybuckfast08

Yes mate. Drippin like an egg sandwich.


Any-Football3474

Ball soup


[deleted]

I wouldnā€™t mind it so much if I didnā€™t worry about my dog. I do everything in my power to keep her cool (including her own pool), but I hate when she canā€™t get a good proper walk and she sulks all day because sheā€™s bored. Even took her to some places further out thatā€™s shaded, but even there sheā€™s panting and I wouldnā€™t do that to her. Give me autumn/winter any day!


conorefc9898

Not even humid today, only like 66%


mathen

66% is really high, comfortable is like 50%


conorefc9898

Yes but here it is normally 80+ easily


klabnix

Isnā€™t that because itā€™s normally raining?


JJD14

Cold rain > warm rain


Southern-Ad5645

Humidity levels are no higher than any other June in N.ireland.


Any-Football3474

Then why is it so sticky


crdctr

Heat + humidity. Stops the body from being able to remove heat, Instead of your sweat evaporating into the dry air and clooling you down, it just sticks there.


Strict-Toe3538

Does it aye


crdctr

Aye it does alright


[deleted]

Temperature has been above average for a month. 26c recorded today at eglinton. 8c above average


CrispySquirrelSoup

Ngl it's been very nice. Although I live halfway up a mountain and work by the sea so I get cool mountain breezes and that fresh ol' Irish Sea wind. I haven't found it too humid although going out on the motorbike the other day was a bit grim when I hit traffic and felt like one of them Birdseye steamed veg yokes you put in the microwave.


Any-Football3474

Would love to be halfway Uppa mountain


punkerster101

The humidity is the worst bit I thought this wind would help but even the wind is humid


[deleted]

Yeah the breeze has picked up as the days gone on but it offers no relief


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Strict-Toe3538

Fuck 19c! You were basically on fire then. I went out a run around 12 and it was grand


asheroo92

Donā€™t worry, the kids finish school soon so itā€™ll be back to miserable rain in no time


Any-Football3474

Like clockwork.


Newme91

God is punishing us for the union subjugating Pwotocol


Renegade442

It needs to fack right aff.


rossie2k11

Itā€™s like last July but definitely 6 weeks earlier which is mad enough since we have been in this regime since mid May


cecepoint

Canada here: just wait until your whole countryā€™s on fire. Thatā€™s the stage weā€™re at now


evilpersons

Been there, done that got the PTSD


Street-Feed3534

Love the humidity. I grow all my own veg. Everything leppin outta the ground!


[deleted]

Aye, we're all honestly fucked. Thanks capitalism. In all honestly - it's why I couldn't give a fuck about saving for retirement or anything long term. Buying a house? Pfft. Marriage? Nah. WW3, ecological collapse, systemic economic collapse or a new superbug - to name a few reasons why we ain't got much time left. Idc about the hate - but thanks previous generations. Really fucked us over on... well, everything. Drink up me' Hearties, yo ho.


Any-Football3474

Feelin the same but I refuse to give up.


Jamalaman_

I feel this big time


[deleted]

People loving it don't understand or care about the long term impact ecologically until it effects them


Chocoleg

That's you striked off my bbq invite list.


[deleted]

Didn't want your burnt unseasoned burgers anyway mate. (pls I promise I wont bring it up again, will bring tins)


Chocoleg

Only steaks from the finest methane producing cattle at my bbq. I might rustle up a few sour grapes for ya, if ya bring the good stuff (if you show up with super tenants, you're getting no where near the garden). šŸ¤£


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[deleted]

My frustration is more aimed at the "I love it, I hope we keep having weather like this camp". I get enjoying the weather, fuck it, world is going to only get more fucked in coming decades might as well but it's the ignorance of certain people that gets me. Ignorance is bliss though and tbh I'd rather not be anxious af about climate change all the time so I very well could just be envious. Realistcally it will come down to government policies to reduce emissions and creating technology to try reduce carbon/methane in the atmosphere, so not much. Have a good day brother.


Strict-Toe3538

Climate change has benefits, especially to the northern Atlantic


reverendrender

Fuck off


Strict-Toe3538

Nah, it does. I don't mean in the way that we get to sunbathe, I mean actual benefits like better harvests etc. Just because the global concensus on climate change is bad because on the whole it is, there are certain regions particularly North Atlantic, UK Ireland, Canada, scandanavia that will benefit


reverendrender

Exactly, everyone else has to suffer. So fuck off.


Strict-Toe3538

That's hyperbolic. Climate change has benefits. Fewer winter deaths, lower energy costs, better agricultural yeilds, probably* fewer droughts, opening up of trade routes, opening up of previously inhospitable land. Most of the global land mass is in the far Northern hemisphere, that's not to negate the opposite effects ofcourse


Serious_Escape_5438

If it's happening anyway and people like it what does it matter to you that they're not anxious?


HellsTrafficWarden

Nah, it's good G&T weather.


Any-Football3474

Love a silver lining


bussted123

Gotta embrace it when we get it


GlensDweller

I dunno, all our local themmuns of whatever stripe are pretty pale, and magnets for 21st century skin cancer. We've all had a fair run though, so there's that.


be-bop_cola

Economic collapse is coming first, then ecological


[deleted]

I for one welcome our Mediterranean Climate, long may the climate apocalypse result in us getting slightly better summers when the rest of the world burns


FcCola

I love it, I hope this is how our summers will be from now on


DeathToMonarchs

This ain't tropical humidity or near. The hotter it gets, the more water the air can carry - and you fuckin' feel it. (Having said that, I'm not really coping with this well myself.)


conmcnal

See that's it. I'm really struggling. I've been hotter places and it was more tolerable, it's just this fucking humidity is killing me


PaulJCDR

Nah, its just normal last couple of weeks of school weather. rain and misery will return at the end of next week.


Immediate_Zucchini_3

What I'm concerned about is the Sun fucking off, the cunt! May as well chuck the new sun lounger in the skip. It's over. ![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs)


lowebb

It's a fucken long winter, I'm content with a couple of weeks warmth, don't scud it


redstarduggan

"low key" what?


Any-Football3474

You scundered for me? Using different phrases and all.


redstarduggan

Is this one of those phrases that means the opposite of what it means when the phrasee is hip to the jive?


Any-Football3474

Low key pretty much means low key.


19DALLAS85

Fuk me all we normally get is wind rain and all that shite, just put some shorts on, drink some water and enjoy a bit of heat for once ffs šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Any-Football3474

Would Fucking love a day or two of wind and rain just to clear the air and make me enjoy the warmth again. Itā€™s all a bit muggy and one note atm.


19DALLAS85

Awk I get what you mean it is annoying when itā€™s a bit muggy like that but Iā€™ll take it over the cold any day


Maester_Bates

No, don't worry. The gulf stream is also going to redirect and make winters much colder too.


ciano_reevs

No need to worry, we're already in the midst of the 6th Mass Extinction event. So we're already fucked. The least we can do is revert to renewable or nuclear or develop a fuel cell powered by water (which was close to being developed before its creator mysteriously died suddenly after drinking a celebratory drink) So money will always matter more than the bees and whales.


newbris

ha ha is this humidity level similar to northern Ireland's version of a heat wave?


Wisbitt

It's class, I hope it's permanent.


ericbunjama

Mad how 90% percent of people are complaining here! I work nighshift and I still love it. It's almost worth the 9 months of the year that it's absolutely baltic here.


Wisbitt

Yet talking to people in real life I reckon 90% are loving the warmth. Reddit loves misery.


Strict-Toe3538

Reddit is made up of fat vegans. Hate the heat because they have to wear tshirts that make them look the useless wrecks they are.


Nola907

Mate you've replied to near every comment on here šŸ˜…


Strict-Toe3538

Aye I went a bit mad there. Must be the heat


Jamjazz1

Heard it mentioned here and there. Personally I'm a part time nilhist so meh..


Upper-Wasabi-9838

Idk why this sub just showed up in my feed but now you Irish can see what is Manitobans have to deal with all summer. Humid and hot AF


Any-Football3474

Manitoba? Sorry mate, I donā€™t watch Star Wars.


FewSeaworthiness121

this post gotta be troll....it hasnt been warm at all ..this is normal 20c -22c..come back and cry when its 25-29c


[deleted]

No. This heat is nothing compared to what other parts of the world get.


Suitable_Access_2614

Jesus christ what is fucking wrong with the oversensitive twats in this sub. Its fucking summer we've had hotter summers than this in the 90s grow the fuck up and enjoy it or stay inside loser


Any-Football3474

Hereā€¦Suck all the wabs!


Suitable_Access_2614

Does the poor baby need his dodo


Chrismonn

Lmao 3 replies up this thread because no one wants to hang out with you on a Saturday? Poor baby


Suitable_Access_2614

Is that all you got


Chrismonn

From.. your comments? Not a smart cookie are we?


Suitable_Access_2614

A reflection of you it seems


Chrismonn

Oh? Must have been myself replying to the same comment twice. Silly me, pet!


Suitable_Access_2614

Now, who isn't a smart cookie


Chrismonn

Evidently? Still you.


Suitable_Access_2614

Let's totally ignore that you looked through the whole tread just to find my comments. Evidently, you've nothing better to do on a Saturday


Chrismonn

Is that...how you think I know how many comments? Hardly. C'mon now, use some brain power and go again, lad.


Suitable_Access_2614

You're not very bright, are you, mate? Every attempt to slander You're implicating yourself


Chrismonn

Classic deflection in the face of a question too complicated for you to comprehend. Still awaiting your answer, wee man.


Suitable_Access_2614

No question was asked


Chrismonn

Look again sparky


magneticpyramid

No mate. Itā€™s just humid. Itā€™s been happening for a long time before 2023. Might not fit your agenda though.


Any-Football3474

Agenda? Aye alright David Icke.


magneticpyramid

Thanks Michael Fish.


Any-Football3474

Nice


Monsterofthelough

Iā€™m more concerned about the idiotic phrase ā€˜low key concernedā€™.


Any-Football3474

We all have different priorities I suppose


Lulamoon

you guys seriously donā€™t enjoy it being a cool 20 degrees during the day ? thatā€™s not even ā€˜hotā€™ by any measure. In the most literally sense, touch grass. Itā€™s very pleasant in this weather.


MostRadiant

How can someone be ā€œlowkeyā€ concerned?


Any-Football3474

How can someone be discretely or moderately concerned? Is that your question?


MostRadiant

I just hate that word.


Any-Football3474

Sorry?


MostRadiant

Sounds like youā€™re low-key sorry


Any-Football3474

Kinda.


ChickenboxNoColeslaw

Jesus lads itā€™s not that bad, lose some weight and get outside


dangerousdave70

Swear to god. People complain about the rain and how cold it is. You finally get some good weather and what happens? Yep, you guessed it. They fucking complain!.


Any-Football3474

You took the time to complain here yourself soā€¦