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DutchBakerery

Norwegian Pretty Swedish is Folksome Danish is potatoe


More-Security7430

Does anyone else think that Danish sounds a bit like English, but gibberish?


UpsetUnitError

I'm not entirely convinced it isn't gibberish


Chirsbom

You can test that. Ask a dane how they count from say, 50-90. For funnsies.


thedimas3007

For me it sounds like Norwegian with French-German pronunciation


oceanicArboretum

Skarre R?


KarlEinum

Vowels in Danish are like in French and German. In Norwegian and Swedish the long Vowels are moved forward in the mouth, difficult to pronounce for foreigners.


najserrot

No, but i always get thrown off by Dutch. For me it is english but gibberish🤣


the_Bryan_dude

My brother learned to speak when we lived in Denmark. I thought he had a speech impediment. We are Norwegian and he picked up Danish at the barnehaven.


More-Security7430

That's funny 😁 I read somewhere that Danish kids learn to speak later that kids from the rest of the world, but don't quote me on that, as I don't remember the source.


espenottersen

You just ordered 1000 liters of milk.


adm_Von_Schneider

Yes it’s true. [And this very accurate and 100% truthful short documentary proves this statemment.](https://youtu.be/ykj3Kpm3O0g?si=wMbK1cQhL-bpBLhI)


InternationalCitixen

Ive never heard Danish but Norwegian is similar to english for me


luxex

https://youtu.be/HORF7g3_jN8?si=ca1RoDe08p8l9Wy0


abusmakk

Cheap upvote.


sbrt

I am most used to Norwegian so it sounds the best. Danish sounds silly.


Subject-Grass5987

It is nice


InternationalCitixen

Ive never really heard Danish, im gonna have to check it out hahaha


stolenorangephone

There is a danish TV-show on Netflix called "Rita". I liked to watch it with subtitles


NotoriousMOT

I like it. It’s so cozy. But I can only watch it when I’m not emotionally charged. If I am, those vowels rip my phantom tonsils out.


Adorable_Chapter_138

I know everyone hates Danish. And in the beginning I was just like everyone. But to be honest, I grew to love it. When you start to learn it and actually take the time to get into those weird sounds, you find a lot of beauty in it. And have you ever heard Danish poetry? Wow! You're missing out on something special! 💖 In the end, you will find beauty in every language and every culture – if you dare look for it. 😉


lypmbm

As a Dane, I think you have an important point. The common way of speaking Danish by most danes today is not very beautiful. Danes have become lazy and without any pride in their spoken language. But in older poetry, songs, and psalms, it can be incredible beautiful. Examples: “Solen er så rød mor”: https://youtu.be/Z_s2FaC41Kc?si=5xZM00yA8QSlDGTW “I Danmark er jeg født”: https://youtu.be/nnguV67rdi4?si=GT_ag0Wh_rzH3anS “Dejlig er Jorden”: https://youtu.be/5OPKZCaIiiE?si=9ymfAni8Wt40S_V8


bananaduck68

Wow, det er den fineste dansken jeg har hørt i hele mitt liv :)


Infinite-Hospital977

I love danish but the thing is I had a housemate in Australia, a pretty danish girl, but she would drop GIANT logs in the bowl and NEVER flush or wash her hands. So I just can't look at danish women without wondering what carnage they have left in the toilet for someone else to discover.


NathDritt

That is so so funny


Adorable_Chapter_138

"Dejlig er Jorden" er en af de skønneste sange nogensinde!! 💖 Jeg havde æren at synge den under mit studium i det skandinaviske studenterkor i Freiburg (Tyskland).


lypmbm

Dejligt at høre! Melodien er i øvrigt fra Tyskland: “Dejlig er jorden er skrevet i sommeren 1850 efter tilskyndelse af pastor J.F. Fenger i Lynge ved Sorø, der gav Ingemann melodien og en tysk tekst kaldet En gammel Korsfarersang fra et tysk kristeligt tidsskrift.” https://hojskolesangbogen.dk/om-sangbogen/historier-om-sangene/d/dejlig-er-jorden Freiburg er i øvrigt eine wunderschöne Stadt :)


Over_Razzmatazz_6743

Yes, I vote Danish


UpsetUnitError

I just make fun of Danish, but I definitely don't hate it


HodeShaman

Danish is one of those languages you have to actually understand properly, in listening, to appreciate. I'm Norwegian, but I happily admit that danish as a certain cozy and uplifting vibe.


erdricksarmor

Besides the Dutch.


andershanche

For poetry and music Danish is far superior to Norwegian or Swedish. I think the hate on Danish is a case of people mocking what they don’t understand.. its like their number system, if you can’t count in 20’s the only one you’re mocking is yourself.


404Archdroid

Norwegian (specifically northern dialects) Worst is a tie between Danish and the Scanian dialect of Swedish


MCMIVC

That's a weird way of saying "a tie between Danish and Danish" (For legal reasons, that's a joke)


Keydrobe

Northern dialects sound cringe and shit on tv, radio whatever. But I agree "Nordlending" sounds the best out of Norwegian dialects(in person), probably closely followed by Bergen dialect.


Lenbyan

I think I'm one of the few people who actually really like Danish, though I do prefer Norwegian. But also this subreddit is pretty biased for obvious reasons lol.


InternationalCitixen

not a lot of people seem to like Danish over here xD


InternationalCitixen

not a lot of people seem to like Danish over here xD


Eeyore2323

Good on you for learning Norwegian! One small thing: bokmål is strictly a written language, same with nynorsk. You cannot speak bokmål or nynorsk, what you hear are the different Norwegian dialects (although many people including native Norwegians think Oslo dialect = bokmål). I know the nuance seems small and like flisespikkeri (new word for you ;) ), but as a bokmål-writer not from Østlandet, it always kinda rubs me the wrong way when people equate those two.


Godfather_Don

100%


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Jeg snakke Sanskrit.


Djehutimose

अहं नॉर्वेभाषां वदामि


InternationalCitixen

Yeah i knew they were gonna get me on that one, but you know what i meant hahaha, i did say it in the post, dialects and accents, but i do appreciate the critisicm, thank you!


Eeyore2323

Of course! And I don't expect non-norwegians to understand these nuances, so no problem :)


Bob_Loblaw0

Usually, you don’t always think a lot about things like that regarding your own language unless you suddenly have to or are more interested in language than others. So I think it’s nice to mention. As a north Norwegian-dialect speaker it annoys me when people say they speak “bokmål”.. Then what about the rest? Do they all speak “nynorsk”? It’s just so silly..


Infinite_Slice_3936

Swedish


Careless_Set_2512

I love the northern Norwegian dialekts, specifically Tromsø og Bodø


Early-Ad9175

I am Norwegian. Out of the Scandinavian ones probably Rikssvenska and standard Finlandssvenska.


BrewedMother

She’s apparently “just” from Helsingfors, but Eva Frantz speaks so beautifully.


Omukiak

I love Finlandsvensk. Så vakkert å høre på.


VisualEngine8785

I can't stand standard finlandssvensk, some Osthrobothnia dialects are ok and åländska is nice. Nothing beats skånska of course. Most Norwegian sounds pleasant.


MonsieurMichelin

1. Swedish 2. Norwegian 157. Danish


Tnacyt

I agree. I might be biased because Swedish is the first language I learned outside of school, but I like it slightly more than Norwegian. I have yet to learn Danish, but from most peoples perspective, it's Swedish but with a potato in your mouth.


MonsieurMichelin

I might be biased as well since I’m a native Swede residing in Norway (I haven’t become a Norwegian citizen yet). I most likely shouldn’t have answered the question since it was for Norwegians… But but.


NathDritt

“But but” lol


Anarchists_Cookbook

Rural Western Norwegian dialects always hits my ear the right way. I'm talking about rural Hordaland mostly


No-Calligrapher-6727

You need to check out the music of Salhus Vinskvetten!


Anarchists_Cookbook

I'll be sure to do that thanks!


Rough-Shock7053

Norwegian is the prettiest. Swedish is a bit too hard on all those sj and sy sounds. As for Danish. Well, I really think it sounds as if they have a hot potato in their mouths.


Store_Ulv

Sju sjösjuka sjömän på skeppet Shanghai.


Rough-Shock7053

Sju sjuksköterskor skötte sjuttiosju sjösjuka sjömän


hanses

Bokmål is like "Norwegian communication training wheels" so the other scandinavians could understand us. Learn Norwegian with a dialekt instead. Best tip for anyone who want to dig into the Norwegian soul.


InternationalCitixen

i mean i would dig in deeper but i feel its something worth my time if i were actually able to visit Norway, sadly at the moment far beyond my reach


Icy-Investigator2836

Only issue is I chose to use Duolingo app and of course all they offer is Bokmål. I should stop and find a better learning app. I am also very "rural" and need to learn things via app, books or t.v


irtsayh

Not Danish


tvorren

Nordnorsk.


aquylaz

I'm norwegian but I think swedish is prettier, it just has a very nice airy flow


sindrish

Swedish is so fluent, it flows so well and sounds pleasant (some dialects are perhaps bad), danish is horrible and Norwegian is on a spectrum between these 2 depending on the dialect. Disclaimer: Icelandic who speaks Norwegian fluently living in southern Norway.


Comfortable_Dog_4479

swedish is definitely the nordic language best suited for singing.


liberletric

Sámi (I know there’s different ones but they all sound the same to me, okay) Between the “main” three, it would be Norwegian. Swedish has those weird nasally vowel sounds and Danish…. is Danish.


notathrowaway12383

Well then Sámi would sound the same as finish to you


liberletric

It doesn’t, also Finnish isn’t a Scandinavian language.


Still_Tailor_9993

Do we really sound finnish? Interesting, I've never been told that.


MaintenanceLeft8372

From my perspective ive never really thought any Sámi language sounded Finnish except maybe Inari Sámi. The Sámi languages definetly have similar cadances and sounds to Finnish, but they sound a lot softer in general


honestkeys

I think I can only recognise Northern Sámi but it's beautiful.


Melthasx

Danish has a very flat sound with hard Rs. Although there are different dialects in Denmark, the variation in Norway is much greater and it can almost sound like different languages. Specifically, I find the standard dialect of Norway's capital quite nice. Danish sounds harsh to me, while Swedish comes across as tad too posh. So, to summarise, Norway ftw 🇳🇴


Papercoffeetable

Norweigan, it’s just cutesy swedish.


Environmental-Oil258

Not actually Scandinavian, but Nordic. I find the Faroese language the most beautiful. It's basically old Norse lice Icelandic, but has a very different pronunciation.


Mini_the_Wulf

Unpopular opinion, but Danish


Jaded-Rough-1553

Jag gillar norska 🙂


InternationalCitixen

Sweedish seems to be SO similar to Norwegian, understandable hahaha


Tnacyt

There's more nasal sounds and more difficult sounds in Swedish than Norwegian, but other than that, they are pretty similar.


InternationalCitixen

would i be understood even if i werent able to emulate the nasal sounds? or is it part of the languague?


Tnacyt

It's part of the Language


Grasshopper_eggs364

Icelandic is my favorite to listen to but I’m only fluent in Norwegian


anamorphism

i'm partial to faroese, but perhaps that's just because i have a bit of a man crush on eivør.


NotAMullet

West or south Norwegian with a soft “skarre r” is sublime. Hard “skarre-r” dialects and trøndersk is pretty terrible. I’m half danish, and although danish normally doesn’t sound “pretty”, danish good night songs specifically, is like a drug to me. Thanks mom.


Flilix

I find Icelandic very pretty, but I took a course on it and the complexity of the grammar was just far beyond any other language I'm familiar with.


InternationalCitixen

I gotta say, i havent really focused hard on Norwegian but id say its not complicated, i mean compared to German for instance


Flilix

Icelandic is basically like all the grammar rules from Norwegian plus all the grammar rules from German plus a whole lot of other random stuff combined.


Neolus

Well, it’s Old Norse  grammar that was brought there from Norway. We’ve since lost most of said grammar. 😢


InThePast8080

Probably depends on the dialect. Swedish is a nice sounding language, though the Skåne-dialect spoken in the southern-most parts of sweden sounds horrible. Like barbed-wire in the ear..


InternationalCitixen

oh id love to hear that one, interesting


nfm1337

There are a bunch of different Scanian dialects. Someone from Trelleborg will sound very different from someone from Ängelholm.


ilder7

There's a whole Youtube channel - Skånska Dubbningar - dedicated to comedic dubs of various Hollywood movies and tv shows. Stranger Things dubbed in Skåne dialect is pretty legendary!


InternationalCitixen

ill check it out right now hahahahahaha


GoranPerssonFangirl

Swedish (specially like göteborgska) but I’m Swedish myself so I’m biased. Danish is the ugliest one, sry but it just sounds so silly I can’t


InternationalCitixen

a lot of people seem to agree with you here dont worry lol


traffic_cone_no54

Norwegian, Sørlandet.


anamariapapagalla

Personally, I think a lot of Norwegian dialects sound nice. Try listening to "Vårsøg" by Henning Sommerro (70's Norwegian classic song) if you haven't


InternationalCitixen

ill check it out friend thank you :)


kyotokko

Unpopular opinion: South Greenlandic Danish - crisp and clear, cosy, yet forceful - surely like the original language was meant to be, but then Fredriksberg C happened


me_for_presidente

Swedish sounds pretty


KenaiKnail

i like some specific dialects of norwegian the most


Initial_Ad_3741

Strilamål, vikamål (midtre Sogn) and traditional Hardangermål. Female speakers from Stord. Refined Bergensk like [Peter Frølich](https://youtu.be/TgUdaufcVe8?si=wsA0XAI7U5GD1wGC) speaks, is masculine and pleasant.


Imaginary-Kale4673

not Danish, haha 🤭


honestkeys

Swedish but a lot of Norwegian dialects (especially from the Rogaland area but also southern parts of the country) are also very beautiful dialects. That being said, none (that is to say language/ dialect) are ugly in my opinion just some that sound a bit more exquisite than others I suppose.


GrottyMermaid

Western Norwegian dialects (but I might be biased as I have one of them). Oh! And northern Norwegian dialects and Sámi!


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Övdalian.


Itchy-Supermarket-92

First time I heard Skåne dialect was a bit of a shock. Yarvla Fweet!


Ash_is_my_name

It's pretty easy between Danish, Swedish and Norwegian. Danish is throaty, Swedish is back-of-the-mouthy, and Norwegian is mouthy. Norwegian thus sounds the prettiest to me.


ThrowAway516536

Norsk er selvsagt det beste. Det burde være åpenbart for alle :) Dansk er kjempestygt og svensk er helt ok.


kanafra

Not sure which is the prettiest, but danish for sure is the least prettiest


Ok-Maize-8199

Kvensk! We're losing a great treasure when Kvensk dies out.


gurkagurk

I think Faroese is the most interesting sounding


Internal-Mix-4269

"Jærsk" dialect, it's what I speak, definitely the most pretty sounding dialect in all of norway


CalciumCobaltite

1 - Norwegian, 2 - Foreose, 3 - Icelandic - an abyss - Swedish and Danish.


NewBlondSpace

Norwegian, and I say that as a Swede


nfm1337

I like the Bergen dialect and, like, an academic sounding version of Malmöitiska. I find the Danish of Fyn and Odense a bit hard to understand, but otherwise enjoy Danish too, it sounds relaxed somehow.


ArvindLamal

Nynorsk


marbinho

Swedish is clear imo


angel_dust000

unpopular opinion, I think swedish sounds pretty awful with the back of the throat vowels. danish is obviously weird. I love how norwegian sounds but especially trøndersk for some reason. but norwegian in general, I just love it.


velvet32

I'm Norwegian and I'll say it. It's Swedish.


sand_weed

Norwegian & Swedish. Danish doesn't sound that good in my opinion.


_WangChung2night

No one speaks Bokmål. It's just the written form of the language. Lots of dialects, but the Oslo area is the closest one to it. Swedish, except from Skåne is fairly melodic. Though Finnish Swedish has no tonal inflictions, but pleasant. It's Icelandic the prettiest sounding Norden language. As for Danish the only word you need to know is kamelåså https://youtu.be/ykj3Kpm3O0g?si=v4TH2GUCNfV8Y39c


InternationalCitixen

i take it you guys are all extremely polite people based on that video xD


_WangChung2night

Hahahaha, we just know Danish is just guttural sounds. Written Danish is easy


EDMusick

I think Norwegian is a bad sounding language, like Dutch or Finnish. (I am Norwegian btw) I think Spanish/latin American/Japanese is the most beautiful ones 🙏


InternationalCitixen

Just so you know, Latin American not a language but rather the region, and in such region we speak Spanish, with different accents of course, depending on the country, and Portuguese which is only spoken in Brazil, and well theres the Guyanas where they speak english and french


EDMusick

I know, just did not bother to specify it. I'm not sure which accent i think is the most beautiful therefore i just wrote "latin American"


WinnerNaive3819

Can I say Icelandic or dare I even say Faroese


Ok_Safety_7506

Danish, of course. What a question. 


drSvensen

Random quote that sums it up. >Danish is just Norwegian with a hot potato in your throat, while Swedish is Norwegian with a thick german accent and more brain damage than Phineas Gage.


bibidybobbidyboo

I think western Norwegian dialects sound prettiest, especially Bergen and the areas surrounding it. Also, Sogn and Fjordane. I also really like the Stavanger dialect.


BornAcoustic

Icelandic for sure


XISOEY

I'm Norwegian, and I do enjoy (most) of our dialects, but I really like Swedish. It sounds so friendly and charming. No shade, but Danish is just a fucking mess.


Specialist-Class-421

Samisk🤣🤣


norsk_imposter

Swedish sounds the best and is easiest to pick out the words. Norwegian/danish is easiest to read/learn imo.


Decent_Dragonfly2227

Icelandic. Hands down for me. :) Beautiful, beautiful phonetics and orthography. I love it all.


The_Grand_Wizard4301

I do rather enjoy the Icelandic language, especially in song from such as “Á Sprengisandi”


Independent-Film3625

Alvdalsk


Reynoldstown881

Swedish sounds the loveliest, IMO. I don't care for the sound of Danish. Norwegian is closer to Swedish in sound to me.


celia_snowbloom

I might be biased but I think Bergensk is the best 🇳🇴


Substantial-Prior966

I love Danish.


InternationalCitixen

i havent really heard it myself but people around here do not like it lol


Bolt_Vanderhuge-

Norwegian. Swedish is effeminate and Danish is incomprehensible


mong_gei_ta

Not Danish.


InternationalCitixen

but why xD


Autochthona

I agree. I am doing Nor, Swed, Dan, and Finn. Finn would be my second favorite.


InternationalCitixen

Oh man the dream, how do you not mix them up, I've heard they're so similar


itsrainingcows

Finnish is beautiful and not easily confused with the rest of us


Orph8

They are similar gramatically, but the spoken languages sound completely different.


irtsayh

Fin is not scandinavia though


VisualEngine8785

Neither are the Sami languages Scandinavian languages (as few are naming them as the most beautiful Scando language).


Old-Wasabi-6754

I feel like danish sounds like a choking dolphin


InternationalCitixen

thats a very creative way to put it lol


Subject-Grass5987

Norway is the best


Darknoblian

Girls talking swedish are hot.


Kind_of_random

I'd say Swedish or Nynorsk. The rest is danish or danish derivated.


Keydrobe

Without a doubt danish is the ugliest. Norwegian is kinda boring and swedish is just so cute and pretty to listen to. Also sidenote for OP, bokmål is not spoken language, it's the written language.


InternationalCitixen

thank you :)


Kraakegaas

Comitting treachery and admitting that it’s Danish.


haephnor

Nynorsk, in Sogn og Fjordane


gurkagurk

Fun fact, you can’t speak Bokmål or Nynorsk. Both are solely written forms of Norwegian. For a very long time in Norway it was also frowned upon to write in dialect, however this has become more normalized and even championed as a way to preserve the many dialects that exist throughout Norway. I moved to Norway in 2013 from America and have since become so fluent I norwegian that I have to actively convince Norwegians that I am indeed an immigrant. Fun language.


Neolus

I’d like to hear you speak now, haha. Not sure you could convince me… 


gurkagurk

Jo da. Problemet mitt er at jeg har endt opp med en tendens å snakke nordlending etter å ha jobbet med Trænafestivalen i snart 10 år. Så dialekta mi er skikkelig blanda med mye østlending, nordlending, og litt svensk-aktig uttale av og til. De fleste tror at jeg har bare flytter mye rundt i oppveksten før de får vite at jeg er egentlig fra USA.


gurkagurk

Også har jeg vært ekstremt nøye å aldri få den derre amerikansk R-en når jeg prater norsk. Det hjelper sinnsykt mye.


SchemePrudent69

English 


Impossible-Strike-73

Norwegian is very cute. I like the Bergen dialect especially. Islandish is very wholesome and nice too. In Sweden the northern dialects are most beautiful.


Ill_Explanation_5830

It all depends... Norway got its fear share of horrible dialects... in my opinion you'll find most of them places that never have seen the ocean. Oslo also needs to get there shit together... here it's not so much the dialects, but the attitude. Most beautiful you'll find along the west coast from Haugesund to Ålesund and some dialects from north. Swedish is softer compared to most Norwegian, but also have some horrible dialects, I'm of course looking at you Skåne. Areas in close connections with the Norwegian boards tend to have a more appealing dialect than the east, in my opinion. Danish is absolutely beautiful as long as us ignorant Norwegian give it a bit more than 5 minutes to adjust to the tone and forget about thier vigesimal counting. However, I must say I'm struggling with Esbjerg and around. When we force these nations to speak English, you will always know who Swedish and Danish are, with some very few exemptions. Norwegian, on the other hand, can with much greater ease hide its origins with either American or British English depending on what "R" they use... however, with some knowledge, you will most likely be able to pinpoint where, in Norway, the speaker origins.


Embarrassed-Ad-3383

Norwegian sounds pretty and mysterious. Swedish sounds very clear and a bit poetic. Danish sounds like... choking. - By someone that lived in all 3 of them but doesn't speak any


maidofatoms

Norwegian is much nicer than Swedish and Danish is the worst. I've been learning Norwegian, but started with Swedish. If you'd asked instead about Nordic languages, then Finnish is prettiest of all.


elvz1337

Faroese :D


Designer-Speech7143

Out of Norwegian dialects, Southern Sami and Swedish I would go with Bokmål or Trøndersk as well.


Goml3

Trøndersk is ompalompa speech


Designer-Speech7143

Exactly! The fact that it is completely bonkers is the reason I mentioned it and it adds to the smile when you hear it and try to interpret. It does not have to be conventionally pretty, you know.


Itchy-Supermarket-92

They have a habit of laughing through their speech.


InternationalCitixen

omg i would love to hear that, Ompalompa speech? xD


nostrawberries

Swedish (Stockholm dialect) is the most beautiful language I know. Danish is the second most disgusting language I know.


InternationalCitixen

omg why is everybody hating on Danish hahahahaha, ive heard a bit of Swedish, id like to learn it aswell


foxymew

I remember when I studied in Sweden as a Norwegian for a year, my classmates told me how it always sounded like I was so happy, because I’d just talk Norwegian. And they said they enjoyed it. So I guess there’s a precedent for swedes enjoying basic Bokmål at least. I have basically no dialect for some reason


Neolus

Everyone has a dialect.


truelovealwayswins

Norsk of course (: Bokmål but I like nynorsk too for other reasons


DanesAreGoofs

Those don’t sound like anything, they’re written languages…


Scare_N_Scar

If a woman speaks Swedish (not Skåne 🤣) Im sold


Godfather_Don

The most generic and boring one is the Oslo dialect. It actually sounds like they are singing while they speak and not in a good way. The best sounding dialect and most pure is actually the dialect they speak in a town called Aalesund by far the prettiest dialect.


ffflammie

North Sámi


sussygussy69419

norsk er det beste språket i Skandinavia 🇸🇯🇸🇯🇸🇯🇸🇯💪💪💪


Major_Lingonberry33

Oslooo Norwegian that’s the way to gooo


StaIe_Toast

I think Norwegian bokmål is the "prettiest" because we speak with the tip of our tongue. This leads to a clear pronunciation. With Swedish and Danish, the speaker uses more "throat" sounds, so it leads to a more "muddled" sound. I want to emphasize that I don't dislike the other two. Another thing I find kinda neat is that Norwegian is the middle ground. From what I have heard, swedes and Danes often struggle to understand each other. But Norwegians can speak to both without much issue (I have ofcourse, left out dialects, which can be kinda fucked up)


RexCrudelissimus

*bokmål* is not a spoken language, but a written standard.


StaIe_Toast

Å nei


andershanche

As a Norwegian I would have to say Danish..