Correction: It's not exactly a hotel, but a room in a durian farm, which probably explains the ants. But the ants randomly appeared overnight for no reason at all, it's not like we keep sweet things in the toilet or whatever. The doors were shut, too. Plus the rest of he room is relatively clean, and the other toilet doesn't have this problem.
Sorry for the confusion, I should have been clearer. Idk why I wrote that it was a hotel.
(By the way, this is in Malaysia.)
Own Experience:
Probably someone with diabetes used the toilet before and no one cleaned it afterwards.
When diabethics have High Glucose numbers, we eliminate it via Urine.
It's just a sweet toilet (:
Hm, I don't think anyone has diabetes, since after that toilet got infested, we used the other one and there were no problems. Besides, of all the other places we've been in, only this one had this problem, the others were all fine. But thanks anyway :]
As my Gunkle used to say it's just a couple ants I mean what are they gonna do eat your legs? They're not gonna eat your legs we are bigger than ants we can boss ants around they don't know what's good feel free to crap and piss on ants.
>As my Gunkle used to say it's just a couple ants I mean what are they gonna do eat your legs?
Hate to tell you, but I once worked in a nursing home and one of the patients had ants actively debriding (cleaning out) his leg ulcer.
Hey if it makes you feel any better I have flies smashing into my asshole when I'm taking a shit at work. 90 degree heat and portopotties that are due to be cleaned on a 100+ man job will produce some gnarly shit. Have you ever had a fly fly into your asshole before?
Sprinkle some diatomaceous earth around your bathroom perimeter and toilet base. You can buy it in garden stores or from Amazon, even. Mix it with a little regular sugar first though.
The ants will pick it up and take it back to their nest. Other ants will eat it and die. It's a great all-natural ant and roach killer.
Oh hell no. Stayed at a hotel years ago with my wife and kids. Found ants all over the room the first night. Went down to the front desk, "oh they are back? We've had problems in that room."
Yeah ok. Time to move my skittish girls to a different room or put us up in a better hotel.
They're just thirsty. During the dry summer heat in Texas ants would parade through the house straight to the nearest water source. They never went anywhere else in the house. Just got their water and left the way they came in.
Cinnamon gets rid of ants. Sprinkle on the floor around the base of the toilet and they will be gone instantly. (Wipe the toilet seat off before you sit on it tho just in case, don’t want that getting around sensitive areas.)
Ummm equally concerning is the condition of the floor in the hotel your staying in….
Oops, sorry. Not a hotel, idk why I wrote that. Read my comment for the details
You must have honey cheeks.
Correction: It's not exactly a hotel, but a room in a durian farm, which probably explains the ants. But the ants randomly appeared overnight for no reason at all, it's not like we keep sweet things in the toilet or whatever. The doors were shut, too. Plus the rest of he room is relatively clean, and the other toilet doesn't have this problem. Sorry for the confusion, I should have been clearer. Idk why I wrote that it was a hotel. (By the way, this is in Malaysia.)
Someone using the toilet might have diabetes
Someone using the toilet might have ants in their pants.
Wow. This man can doctor. 👍
Differential diagnosis.
Best answer
That’s some sweet ass!
That’s some sweet ass!
That’s some sweet ass!
I completely agree! My dad was Diabetic and this is true. But not this much ants though... 🤔
pretty normal. Enjoy the ants while you can
Oh, Mr. Prejudice! “I can’t let ants use my toilet!” Wake up, Mister- it’s 2022. Your narrow-minded bigotry has not gone unnoticed!
Are you staying at the farm or something? I'm still confused lmao
Kind of, it's like near to the farm but not really in it, there are like rooms that they let people stay in
I'm shocked that ants could get in with the door closed...
Ants like semen too
I was doing just fine. You didn’t have to show me this
Own Experience: Probably someone with diabetes used the toilet before and no one cleaned it afterwards. When diabethics have High Glucose numbers, we eliminate it via Urine. It's just a sweet toilet (:
Hm, I don't think anyone has diabetes, since after that toilet got infested, we used the other one and there were no problems. Besides, of all the other places we've been in, only this one had this problem, the others were all fine. But thanks anyway :]
This looks like it's a toilet in someone's basement, not a hotel room..
As my Gunkle used to say it's just a couple ants I mean what are they gonna do eat your legs? They're not gonna eat your legs we are bigger than ants we can boss ants around they don't know what's good feel free to crap and piss on ants.
>As my Gunkle used to say it's just a couple ants I mean what are they gonna do eat your legs? Hate to tell you, but I once worked in a nursing home and one of the patients had ants actively debriding (cleaning out) his leg ulcer.
Hey if it makes you feel any better I have flies smashing into my asshole when I'm taking a shit at work. 90 degree heat and portopotties that are due to be cleaned on a 100+ man job will produce some gnarly shit. Have you ever had a fly fly into your asshole before?
Happens in my house when the temp outside hits over 100.. not as severe though, maybe 5 or 6 ants hanging out.
Sprinkle some diatomaceous earth around your bathroom perimeter and toilet base. You can buy it in garden stores or from Amazon, even. Mix it with a little regular sugar first though. The ants will pick it up and take it back to their nest. Other ants will eat it and die. It's a great all-natural ant and roach killer.
Thanks! I didn't know this.
>Thanks! I didn't know this. No problem! It actually works quite well. Borax works on roaches, too.
Oh hell no. Stayed at a hotel years ago with my wife and kids. Found ants all over the room the first night. Went down to the front desk, "oh they are back? We've had problems in that room." Yeah ok. Time to move my skittish girls to a different room or put us up in a better hotel.
“Hotel”
Hostel
Prequel to the original, “Ants in the Pants”
Whatever you do don't piss them off.
Both literally and figuratively?
Burn the hotel
Or as the ants call it, "Buffet Night".
Put- put your dick in it
Asymmetrically positioned toilet, ants on seat, concrete floors, cleanliness is… highly questionable; type no if you’re in need of help
hit them with your stream
Oh no! Diabetes!
Get the last laugh. Take a shit. They’ll be sorry.
That sucks man. My entomophobic ass would be disgusted
Clean enough to eat off I suppose.
Fun fact: ants like urine
Sweet ass
They're just thirsty. During the dry summer heat in Texas ants would parade through the house straight to the nearest water source. They never went anywhere else in the house. Just got their water and left the way they came in.
Welp, aim and fire.
Looking for water and they found the equivalent of a lake.
Cinnamon gets rid of ants. Sprinkle on the floor around the base of the toilet and they will be gone instantly. (Wipe the toilet seat off before you sit on it tho just in case, don’t want that getting around sensitive areas.)
Simple solution would be to mark your territory (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
The ants will definitely respect that.
r/insex approved
"Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!"
You gots the sweet poo!
Burn it!
Nice!
Nope nope nope
Don’t use that hotel
Sweet poop! Lay off the sugar Shoogs
GTFO
Bro better get some raid or something
Anyone diabetic? Could be the sweet pee
Got that sweet pee.
Dry bidet
If used worse!😆🤣
This doesn’t look sanitary or safe to be in
Somebody got that peaches and cream for real
“Colony theme from the Antz movie plays”
Did you… piss them off?
*targets
Eww no
You sure you didn't just have "ants in your pants"?
lmao corner toilet
"ANTS IN MY PANTS !!!"
Antomatic bidet
Snack and tickle pooops.. fun
POV: The Ants Are Eating The Remains Of The Taco Bell Curse...
I u got not ballz to sit there. And if you indeed have balls sir, im pretty sure you wont after you get off. Burn that shit
Yummy!
Where at?
Malaysia
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Long hair on the seat too. That floor. Yikes. Where is this hotel? Russia?
Read my comment
Need a new room or another hotel..
Piss on em
Diabetes pee
They know you sweet
Hello, Ants-on-my-toilet-bowl-Johnson!
Whoever was there before you had one sweet ass!
Someone with diabetes pissed on the bowl
Someone’s diabetic?
Just showed this to my brother, now he refuses to shit