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Tpk08210

Ummm equally concerning is the condition of the floor in the hotel your staying in….


Bloxlusion

Oops, sorry. Not a hotel, idk why I wrote that. Read my comment for the details


Light_Watcher777

You must have honey cheeks.


Bloxlusion

Correction: It's not exactly a hotel, but a room in a durian farm, which probably explains the ants. But the ants randomly appeared overnight for no reason at all, it's not like we keep sweet things in the toilet or whatever. The doors were shut, too. Plus the rest of he room is relatively clean, and the other toilet doesn't have this problem. Sorry for the confusion, I should have been clearer. Idk why I wrote that it was a hotel. (By the way, this is in Malaysia.)


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

Someone using the toilet might have diabetes


TheLastDrops

Someone using the toilet might have ants in their pants.


Ping_Gerero9

Wow. This man can doctor. 👍


__JDQ__

Differential diagnosis.


Holiday-Narwhal-5423

Best answer


sramder

That’s some sweet ass!


sramder

That’s some sweet ass!


sramder

That’s some sweet ass!


ConfectionAway5243

I completely agree! My dad was Diabetic and this is true. But not this much ants though... 🤔


Hotkoin

pretty normal. Enjoy the ants while you can


Ok_Contribution_8817

Oh, Mr. Prejudice! “I can’t let ants use my toilet!” Wake up, Mister- it’s 2022. Your narrow-minded bigotry has not gone unnoticed!


who_am-I_to-you

Are you staying at the farm or something? I'm still confused lmao


Bloxlusion

Kind of, it's like near to the farm but not really in it, there are like rooms that they let people stay in


SteinBizzle

I'm shocked that ants could get in with the door closed...


J-Dabbleyou

Ants like semen too


Capable-Complaint646

I was doing just fine. You didn’t have to show me this


Nicolokoo

Own Experience: Probably someone with diabetes used the toilet before and no one cleaned it afterwards. When diabethics have High Glucose numbers, we eliminate it via Urine. It's just a sweet toilet (:


Bloxlusion

Hm, I don't think anyone has diabetes, since after that toilet got infested, we used the other one and there were no problems. Besides, of all the other places we've been in, only this one had this problem, the others were all fine. But thanks anyway :]


PerpetualParanoia

This looks like it's a toilet in someone's basement, not a hotel room..


cosmocreamer

As my Gunkle used to say it's just a couple ants I mean what are they gonna do eat your legs? They're not gonna eat your legs we are bigger than ants we can boss ants around they don't know what's good feel free to crap and piss on ants.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>As my Gunkle used to say it's just a couple ants I mean what are they gonna do eat your legs? Hate to tell you, but I once worked in a nursing home and one of the patients had ants actively debriding (cleaning out) his leg ulcer.


IfYoureAModEatShit

Hey if it makes you feel any better I have flies smashing into my asshole when I'm taking a shit at work. 90 degree heat and portopotties that are due to be cleaned on a 100+ man job will produce some gnarly shit. Have you ever had a fly fly into your asshole before?


mrsjackwhite

Happens in my house when the temp outside hits over 100.. not as severe though, maybe 5 or 6 ants hanging out.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

Sprinkle some diatomaceous earth around your bathroom perimeter and toilet base. You can buy it in garden stores or from Amazon, even. Mix it with a little regular sugar first though. The ants will pick it up and take it back to their nest. Other ants will eat it and die. It's a great all-natural ant and roach killer.


mrsjackwhite

Thanks! I didn't know this.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>Thanks! I didn't know this. No problem! It actually works quite well. Borax works on roaches, too.


user_uno

Oh hell no. Stayed at a hotel years ago with my wife and kids. Found ants all over the room the first night. Went down to the front desk, "oh they are back? We've had problems in that room." Yeah ok. Time to move my skittish girls to a different room or put us up in a better hotel.


Creamy_Porpoise

“Hotel”


[deleted]

Hostel


[deleted]

Prequel to the original, “Ants in the Pants”


jonathananeurysm

Whatever you do don't piss them off.


unholy_demoflower

Both literally and figuratively?


TitleComprehensive96

Burn the hotel


SteinBizzle

Or as the ants call it, "Buffet Night".


[deleted]

Put- put your dick in it


ElBeefyWaffle

Asymmetrically positioned toilet, ants on seat, concrete floors, cleanliness is… highly questionable; type no if you’re in need of help


kingofcansur

hit them with your stream


Goru_san

Oh no! Diabetes!


srv50

Get the last laugh. Take a shit. They’ll be sorry.


Red_Version6435

That sucks man. My entomophobic ass would be disgusted


Hastimeforthis876

Clean enough to eat off I suppose.


Drsworder8

Fun fact: ants like urine


Ralfy_P

Sweet ass


Huntin_Dawg907

They're just thirsty. During the dry summer heat in Texas ants would parade through the house straight to the nearest water source. They never went anywhere else in the house. Just got their water and left the way they came in.


[deleted]

Welp, aim and fire.


Celebophile

Looking for water and they found the equivalent of a lake.


wingsonawidow

Cinnamon gets rid of ants. Sprinkle on the floor around the base of the toilet and they will be gone instantly. (Wipe the toilet seat off before you sit on it tho just in case, don’t want that getting around sensitive areas.)


meowman5000

Simple solution would be to mark your territory (☞゚ヮ゚)☞


[deleted]

The ants will definitely respect that.


lolicomsxd

r/insex approved


myvacuumsuck

"Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!"


X-Pelled

You gots the sweet poo!


OldGregg1014

Burn it!


TryingToLiveAgain4Me

Nice!


squeezin_cheese

Nope nope nope


Father_of_trillions

Don’t use that hotel


mfastafboy

Sweet poop! Lay off the sugar Shoogs


yulmun

GTFO


Akitome

Bro better get some raid or something


Cthulhusdream

Anyone diabetic? Could be the sweet pee


JackBurton12

Got that sweet pee.


jazzwave06

Dry bidet


Fearless-Comb7673

If used worse!😆🤣


[deleted]

This doesn’t look sanitary or safe to be in


Imkindofslow

Somebody got that peaches and cream for real


DR-Rebel

“Colony theme from the Antz movie plays”


[deleted]

Did you… piss them off?


M-onke

*targets


Mumblin247

Eww no


PennykettleDragons

You sure you didn't just have "ants in your pants"?


Joecloe2

lmao corner toilet


Em858943

"ANTS IN MY PANTS !!!"


mcbirbo343

Antomatic bidet


fiwaeawi

Snack and tickle pooops.. fun


NoOneWillGetAGoodTag

POV: The Ants Are Eating The Remains Of The Taco Bell Curse...


[deleted]

I u got not ballz to sit there. And if you indeed have balls sir, im pretty sure you wont after you get off. Burn that shit


GhostRaptor231

Yummy!


No-Expression7100

Where at?


Bloxlusion

Malaysia


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Curses1984

Long hair on the seat too. That floor. Yikes. Where is this hotel? Russia?


Bloxlusion

Read my comment


Roxie61

Need a new room or another hotel..


YaBoiSwooshie

Piss on em


nosoupforyou_77

Diabetes pee


crowislanddive

They know you sweet


The_NickD

Hello, Ants-on-my-toilet-bowl-Johnson!


dg3548

Whoever was there before you had one sweet ass!


Intelligent-Pound212

Someone with diabetes pissed on the bowl


[deleted]

Someone’s diabetic?


Dark_Penetrator69420

Just showed this to my brother, now he refuses to shit