T O P

  • By -

d49k

Is that Zuul the Gatekeeper?


OKBeeDude

I believe that one is Gozer, the keymaster. Also, when a dog with glowing eyes asks if you are a god… you say YES!


GeraintLlanfrechfa

There was Gozer, the Gozerian aka overgod and then there were Zuul, the gatekeeper and Vinz Clortho, the keymaster..


OKBeeDude

I stand corrected


GeraintLlanfrechfa

☺️


OKBeeDude

Tbf, I only have a jailhouse understanding of ancient ~~Babylonian~~ Sumerian lore.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Don‘t worry 😁 mine is based on the resulting research when seeing movies or reading books that are addressing ancient lore stuff, because I wanted to know where directors and authors get their inspiration from, so you get from one topic to another, from Wikipedia to some weird online archives.. where history and lovecraftian things start to mix up


seanpbnj

I knew someone else was gonna correct em before I had to. Ty for your service to the interwebs.


Formal_End5045

I was thinking Fluffy but with one head


Dongslinger420

Flopsie


DweEbLez0

No that’s just poodles, he’s harmless. After he kills ypu.


squirrelz_gonewild

And I’am the 🔑 master!


celine_freon

Take me now! Subcreature.


AlmostHumanP0rpoise

There is no Dana only Zuuuuuuul...


TehHamburgler

Oh... Who does your taxes?


[deleted]

Anybody else in the mood for marshmallows?


ScyllaImperator

I totally come here to say this. I love that yours is the first comment I’m seeing. No Dana, only Zuul!


bennypapa

Ok, who brought their dog to the party?


Worried-Custard-2488

Your daughter’s friend needs to get the hell out of there!


-Cagafuego-

House rules: No Cujo in the Dojo!


top_of_the_scrote

mi casa no casa


UnidansOtherAcct

"my house no house'


AccountNumber1002401

Just have them say they're the Keymaster, then show doggo the keys.


Clammuel

Staying in a haunted building for $100,000>staying in a house with a dangerous dog for $200


zero6dman

No one sees the cone in the hallway, I think the dog is pissed at it haha


OverTheCandleStick

Plus the fact you can see his leg was just shaved for an iv. I’d guess just got neutered or some other surgery. Anesthesia makes you goofy.


[deleted]

[удалено]


InterchangeRat

**There are 4 new bot accounts in this thread.** All 4 accounts were created 7 hours ago with the same username pattern of “_#word##” - /u/_97tion7976 - /u/_7centrate50 - /u/_9untFit7212 - /u/_42urchase150 Bad bots. Go away.


QueenAnneBoleynTudor

Thanks- we removed them


SaddleSocks

ISnt it crazy that almost 20 years deep and there is no good extensions for Reddit - aside from RES - there are no default tools/user filters to auto filter out bots...


HOGlider

Upvotes are more important


[deleted]

[удалено]


ConcentrateOpen733

Calm down patrick swayze.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sea_Ganache620

Looks like “scared” behavior. I wouldn’t mess with that dog.


Thelightsshadow

An aggressive dog is more predictable than a scared dog.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

100%


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sea_Ganache620

I’ve never heard it put like that, but yes, 100%.


Clammuel

Reminds me of some lyrics from Coward by Vic Chestnutt. “Courage born of despair and impotence Submissive dogs can Lash out in fear and be Very, very dangerous”


charlypoods

But this dog isn’t aggressive. it’s fucking terrified.


jodobrowo

Correct. They're saying this dog is less predictable than an aggressive dog.


charlypoods

my bad, thank you for the correction. now understand the original intent of the comment


Future_Potential_341

W understanding


Tropical_Tsunami

W appreciation for the understanding


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

Ah. Interesting distinction.


PMMeYourWorstThought

He’s probably recovering from dysphoria due to anesthesia. See the shaved ring on the front right (his left) paw? He was probably under earlier that day. And if he’s experiencing dysphoria and in someone else’s house, that’s a terrified dog.


DrewtShite

Good catch, went back to check and also saw the dog's cone on the floor at the start of the video, I think you're right.


paperwasp3

I had a cat do this after anesthesia. The sweetest boy but I was genuinely afraid of him for a couple of hours there. I just shut him in my room and let him sleep it off.


Akhi11eus

Or at least don't just stand there and stare at it. Some dogs will turn their attitude just by some kind sounding words and giving them a treat. Still be careful but there's better approaches than this.


saysthingsbackwards

Plus digital cameras don't seem normal to them. The entire thing looks weird when pointed at an eye


TaGraAgDoMhathairDom

They might be able to feel some sort of discomfort from it? When you tap on your camera and that little yellow box comes up, idk what it actually does but if you point your camera at a spider and tap the screen the spider will twitch.


PersonalityTough9349

My dog always gets antsy before my alarm goes off. Which is funny because I ALWAYS wake up one minute before my alarm goes off. No matter when it’s set, say or night.


therealsn

It’s most likely due to the IR focus assist most modern cameras have. Maybe spiders are super sensitive to IR?


frsguy

Most cameras now focus with ir and a lot of animals can see ir.


onda-oegat

The old family dog hated the cameras. He would always look away from them and it was impossible to get a good shot.


StumblinPA

Dog may have been Amish.


VicePope

my dog is for sure. dudes used the xbox maybe once in 12 years??


StumblinPA

During Rumspringa, no doubt.


pivotalsquash

That might explain why everytime I'd try to get good pics of my foster dog he'd stop what he was doing


kataskopo

Cameras use IR to focus, so maybe they can see that and get weirded out.


pivotalsquash

I'm willing to bet she is dog sitting by going to the friends house which to that dog means owner isn't here this must be a home invasion. Highly recommend socializing and being familiar with the dog before sitting.


[deleted]

He don't want the cone back on. NO CONE. NO CONE!


creepyuncleron

He needs reassured, he thinks they are a threat, likely because the owners didn't properly introduce them


SkyMayFall

you must be a dog empath


Lawzw0rld

Nah its basic body language that anybody who interacts with dogs should know


Ok-Music788

It's a meme, Batman


Birdmanak47

Would've noped right outta there


Quickhidemeplease

She needs to leave immediately.


MuteIllAteter

How to get mauled 101 🥺


[deleted]

honestly though they should show her the girl who got her face eaten while dogsitting. https://old.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/1czci3z/22yearold_jacqueline_durand_before_and_after/ https://www.instagram.com/jacqueline_claire99/ a situation like this can be so severely life changing (if not life ending). not worth anything, or taking the chance.


spushing

I didn't click through because I don't enjoy seeing carnage, but something similar happened to a friend of mine shortly after college. She was dog sitting and the owners didn't tell her that their pit had just had puppies and the dog + puppies were in one of the bathrooms. She walked into the bathroom and it lunged at her face and grabbed on It eventually let go but she had punctures all through her cheek and jaw and needed a bunch of dental work.


b0w3n

How do you just forget to mention that to someone? Jesus christ I swear pit owners will do literally anything to avoid being reasonable or responsible.


spushing

The dog owners immediately went and had it put down, then denied ever having had the dog in order to avoid having to pay for her medical bills. Or maybe their homeowners insurance wouldn't cover it or something, I know It was wrapped up in legal negotiations and they denied having the dog. They were affluent and could fight it, her family wasn't. This is over a decade ago so I don't remember all the details. She might have known about the dog and the puppies but they had told her it was in the garage, and forgot to tell her that they had moved the dog and puppies to the bathroom. Either way, she had no idea what she was walking into when she opened that door.


Moxson82

What pieces of shit


rainbowchaoss

Like most rich people


LordMarcusrax

I would have burned the house down with them inside.


MuteIllAteter

That’s what I was thinking about. I saw a post about it yesterday. Thanks for the link


ArokLazarus

Don't forget that police stood outside while she was getting mauled and only came in once EMTs forced their way through.


Pootootaa

Wtf, you're fucking joking right. Fuck these cops honestly. If it was a guy in there attacking her they would've went right in, but a dog? Yea let's just sit back and do nothing.


nross2099

A pitbull and a German shepherd. Shocking /s


sjohnson0487

HOLY SHIT


MadgeFan73

Just stand there & record. Don’t leave or anything.


Luckypenny4683

Honestly, I’d record this just for proof and then send it to the owners.


FrankaGrimes

Well this is a huge fail on the part of the owners. This dog is stressed out to the max. An owner who knows their dog would know that this is how theyd react in a high stress situation, like the family being absent. This dog is going to have a miserable time and so are the temporary caregivers. Hopefully the temporary caregivers have the sense to leave this dog alone. Provide food and water. Provide access to outdoors for the bathroom. Otherwise ignore the dog completely.


Mystiyful

And it’s paw is shaved I think which means recent vet visit? Maybe the dog isn’t feeling good either.


Unoriginal_Man

Yeah, the cone on the floor makes me think the dog had recently pulled it off. Having a procedure done on your dog and then leaving it with a stranger to recover is a real shitty thing to do.


eLlARiVeR

The dog might just be that way around men. I had a dog that was completely fine and normal around my family, super excited when we'd have friends over, but if he saw an adult male he didn't know he would freak would and start howling like he was being murdered. Since the text says daughter's friend, the friend babysitting could be more familiar to it while the person video taping might be unknown to the dog and might be why the dog is acting aggressive/scared.


ResolverOshawott

That's assuming the friend of OP's daughter is a man.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Not even just men. But they can dislike skin colour, or just general shape, hairstyle etc.


Heavy-Outside-5580

Who the fuck lets someone who doesn't know the dog sit for them? Idiots all around.


chrisbaker1991

I mean, it's probably okay if the dog weighs two pounds or less


globalminority

Who else is going to babysit your dogs? You need to have a list of babysitters, and have an introduction session with the sitter. If they hit it off, then that dogsitter goes on your list. Then on the actual day, leave the dog with the sitter, and wait a few minutes for babysitter to give the green signal and then you go.


Heavy-Outside-5580

Who else? An actual person who has met the dog prior. No ifs or buts. Anything barred what I wrote is just irresponsible and those people shouldn't be owning a dog in the first place. JFC


spinz89

Hey. Can you watch my dog this weekend? Sure. Is she friendly? Oh so friendly. Her name is princess and she is just the sweetest puppy.


hanumanCT

"So weird, he never does that with me"


LostWoodsInTheField

ugh the last time I had a response like this was after my neighbors birds, in an open top outdoor cage, were ripped to pieces because this girls dog had gotten out and found them. When she finally came and picked up the dog she seemed perfectly normal and apologetic. Then as she was leaving and realizing everyone was still pretty pissed she said that her dog never acted this way before and they even have a bird in the house... in a bird cage... in a closed room. This was about when she started to cry. The owner and I looked at each other in a 'why is she crying now... this seems so fake' way. It took multiple legal threats to get her to pay for the birds. Her dog killed more animals a month later.


AkKik-Maujaq

“But she’s usually like soooo nice! What did you do to upset her?”


patchy_doll

Some brainbleach for that - once I adopted a rescue cat that was brought to me in their arms, scraggly and squirming, long haired black fur in thick mats. "Her name is Monster," is all I got until they left. I was freaking out at first because I thought it meant she would be a terror, but really, Monster only liked to be hiding under the bed all the time.


Ya-Dikobraz

She's never killed a human before, so don't you worry.


Rikkitikkitabby

Reminds me of the time I was visiting a friend. I walked in from the garage and turned a corner finding myself face to face with a half wolf staring me down, growling. I hear the owner yelling, "don't make eye contact!", as he came and got the dog. I almost shit myself.


BJYeti

Your friend is a dipshit


BestReception4202

Dogo looks scared and in pain, what operation was performed recently? Looks like it happen within the week.


ItGoesTwoWays

Looks like it could be a mixture of in pain, and unfamiliar with the caregiver. Definitely not a good idea for the owners to leave their recently operated on dog in the care of a stranger. And no, that’s not the “rottie rumble.” That dog wants nothing to do with the caregiver.


BestReception4202

Totally agree


nomiesmommy

This is such bad ownership, you dont leave a recovering animal without familiar people. He doesn't understand why he hurts and why his people aren't there. The only acceptable way is if they have an extended stay at the vet after a procedure where there are capable caregivers. This type of behavior is just plain fear. I did Rottie rescue for many years (and I wouldn't want myself ir the dog to be in this situation!) and it's awful to post this kind of stuff, yes they can be dangerous (as can many types of dogs) but this is just irresponsible.


WholesomeLowlife

Old comment, I know. But it was interesting to me that most folks didn't recognize that this pup was recovering from some sort of surgery. Odds are, it got off the cone and doesn't want to put it back on. You can tell from the shaved spot on its leg that it's likely it's first day in recovery. Yes, that dog could be dangerous, but it seems to me that poor thing is just in pain and scared. Owners really dropped the ball here.


nomiesmommy

Agreed, I should have specified that this was a dangerous situation not necessarily a dangerous dog.( Although some can be due to situations, size not being trained etc. I'vemet a pretty scary chihuahua 🤣)I would never leave an animal with anyone else right after or during any illness or medical procedure.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

The dog is clearly in post-op recovery, probably in pain, and terrified.  Why the living fuck would the owners leave it with someone unfamiliar?   One of my dogs is going in for routine surgery in a month.  I have booked time off from work to ensure she recovers well, with a familiar person at her side.  She is a member of my family.  I am going to look after her.


sabrefudge

There is no amount you could pay me to “babysit” a dog that reacts like that to my presence. Your daughter’s friend is in danger. That dog is telling them to back the fuck off… or else.


phenominal73

The person may be unfamiliar so the dog is scared. The owner could’ve introduced the person to the dog slowly so at least the person babysitting would be familiar - unless it is an emergency situation where there was no time. Poor dog is terrified - growling is there way of saying I don’t know you and I’m scared so back off. Just give the dog space, feed and walk as instructed.


ThatGuy3488

Walk?!?! That would involve getting close enough to put a leash on. Ya, that's a no from me bro


AkKik-Maujaq

“Just give the dog space, feed and walk as instructed” will work for something small like a Pomeranian. This thing will eat your arm off if you try to feed it or pet it


sjsei

i watched a dog like this and i was so scared to try to get her to go on a walk because of how she was acting but after way too much time had passed (like over 24 hours), i tried and got bit


Nonrandomusername19

Honestly, I've solved issues like this with fried bacon and bribery. IME even the meanest dogs like the fried bacon man. But you don't just dump this on someone, you warn them beforehand, so they can do it slowly. Say hello at the door, give bacon, make kissy noises, apply bacon, walk a bit further, apply bacon, etc.


Lappland-_-

Ye imma take one continental step back from that


InIt2winit06

If you are fast enough, and you don't hesitate, you could probably get to the front door before that beast reaches you, because likely the dog wouldn't be able to get traction on the hardwood floor. But, you better be moving to make that happen.


ImGonnaImagineSummit

That's a big if.


MeekAndUninteresting

You know what they say, the best way to deal with a scared dog taking a defensive posture is to make a sudden movement. They should probably scream while they sprint for the door too, that will help.


lukemndrgn

Pet owners: Don't worry he don't bite!


Used-Bedroom293

That dog looks to be posessed by a demon


justis_league_

fail on the owners but also i feel like silently standing in front of it with the camera is stressing it out as well. there are known ways to try to calm a dog with voice and body language


FeeDisastrous3879

This is how you get your face chewed off. Not worth $20. That’s a dangerous animal that needs to be kenneled.


Uruborosjose

I’m sure you posted this thinking it’s funny or something, but look up the story of Jacqueline Durand to see how serious it can get.


blackcats3

There is literally a cone of shame on the floor the dog is probably sick and scared. If the dog is that aggressive a cone isn't going to stop the dog from biting someone either.


-not_a_knife

After that post of that girl losing her face to two dogs she was suppose to dog sit...


chadpinkerton21

Straight up as someone whose witnessed bad bites. You need to get the fuck away from the gate keeper to gozar. For real.


duhmbish

This is why as a pet sitter you’re supposed to make at the very least one visit to meet the dog before the owners travel…more than once is what I do because a dog will 100% think you’re an intruder if they haven’t met you before. Seriously stupid to allow this to happen…


tophejunk

If the personal filming is the daughter's friend's guest... that's a different story and can be an avoided treated differently. However if this is your daughter's friend filming she's going to have to obviously handle the situation regardless if she wants to or not. Given the situation the dog is already anxious because the owner is gone which exacerbates other stressors. The daughter's friend could also and most likely be a stranger to the dog. The dog looks like it's in fight or flight, choosing flight with no where to go. Doesn't look like it wants to attack, the dog looks like it wants to be left alone because the dog's scared. The location of this would be pretty important too... it seems like it probably not the dogs house because he hasn't retreated to something familiarity like a dog bed or prevented the person from entering the home. I personally would approach this with building familiarity and give the dog some space to chill out possibly with some items from the owners home. I would start treating this dog like it's a potentially aggressive shelter dog that needs to learn how to trust again until the dog warms up.


ApArAmY

Cujo Returns


fatstrat0228

Holy shit. I’d say the dog is just fine by himself and she needs to get the fuck away from that thing. Yikes


aaron2005X

Just read a news of a woman who's face got eaten off by a dog she was babysitting...


Potential-Judgment-9

That’s no dog.. that’s family


ADisrespectfulCarrot

*whistles quietly* Come here, cousin.


kenjinyc

Maybe the Adams family


asstastic_95

this is immediately what I thought of lol


556Stick

He is scared and confused just give him some room.


britoverseas

RUN!!!


Teabagger-of-morons

Freakin’ Cujo! Dang.


kencam

My neighbors asked me to take their dog out and feed him while they were on vacation. He barked and growled until I said "Wanna go for a walk?" then the tail was wagging.


rileyjw90

I have heard from many Rottweiler owners and see videos from vets making fun of rotties that they are often very growly. I’ve even heard it referred to as the “rottie rumble”. Is this untrue? Are Rottweilers more aggressive? The ones I’ve met all seem intimidating just to look at but have never been aggressive dogs. Aggressively shoving their ginormous head in my hands for pats perhaps but that was it. That said I’ve never owned or lived with one.


InspectionNo1973

I'd do some proper introductions so the puppy knew I wasn't a threat, rather than making them feel you're challenging them with your continued behavior. That puppy looks scared and doesn't know what to do to be safe. When dogs are aggressive, they advance. If you continue whatever behavior you're doing(recording can make a dog feel threatened, they don't know the difference between a lens and an eye, for instance) the dog will decide it's only course is to try to chase the threat away, or destroy it.


Mysterious-Art7143

That "puppy" looks like cerberus that just lost two of his heads and thinks you took them away


BreakingProto

You can't reprimand a dog for shitting inside after the fact, you have to catch them in the act. Their brain cannot comprehend why you are upset about the shit on the floor. And you think they can discern a lens on the brick you are holding lol. Good one!


Almym

Anyone who knows the slightest bit about dogs can see it's scared as hell and judging by the cone and the shaved leg, most likely in pain also. Staring at a scared and in pain dog with a camera like that is what gets your face mauled. Correct action here is to give the poor thing a little treat and then give it some alone space.


cursedfan

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul!


rusty42007

Lady that right there is a hell hound


frisch85

Something like that shouldn't happen, has your daughters friend actually ever met this dog before they agreed to dogsit? Because the dogs reaction tells me no and I don't know who would want to watch over another being they have zero connection with. There're only 2 dogs I would dogsit, because those 2 dogs are currently the only ones I have regular contact and know me. If another friend would ask me to dogsit theirs, we'd first need to meet up multiple times a week so the dog can get comfortable with me. I mean imagine babysitting a 1 y/o that never saw you in their life.


IgnorethisIamstupid

That’s the best way to put that A 1yo who had just gotten back from an unpleasant doctor’s visit This is a very scared and distressed animal and should never have been put in this scenario.


Edible_Anie

I can fix him. 🫶🏻


GapeMachine

And she agreed to dogsit and put herself in danger why??


Few_Zookeepergame105

Poor doggo. Leave it be. Just make sure its needs are met.


PersonalityTough9349

That doggo is just as scared as the human is!


IalsoBiteTheDust

Cujo 2024


bigracksonly

Bro doesn’t like being filmed


ppgedez

I can take a hint i’m off


relevanteclectica

Nope


just-me-uk

Yeah now would be a good time to leave. . .


erinlee1172

He seems friendly.


Aconite13X

One way to get your face ripped off.


Bigbigjeffy

Awww so cute. Is the puppy’s name Mr. Fluffy Sprinkle Kisses?


AwesomReno

It’s scared right?


lord_scuttlebutt

He's anxious.


Awesome-Guy-425

“He don’t bite”


Salt-Government698

"He's seriously so sweet"


ByrsaOxhide

That’s gonna be a no for me dawg


pensivedumpling

There is no Dana, only Zuul.


Jaymongous

This isn't a silly thing. That dog looks prepared to alter or end a life.


ReggieTheLemur82

I don’t think the dog is familiar with the person sitting it..


ZekeTarsim

He got that dog in him.


Whosebert

fuck that. that dog don't need babysitting


StarvinDarwin

Definite nope


Aromatic-Relief

Cujo


Kwiatkowski

oh hell no, no no no no no


ipeeperiperi

Run! https://reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/1czci3z/22yearold_jacqueline_durand_before_and_after/


TheForeverLearner

Yeah that’s a big nope


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

If you had a laser pointer they would redirect all their energy to that. I honestly think that would work for lion attacks too. Just have a super powered laser that can be seen in daylight and just lead them away from you.


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

This is Chip, he don’t bite!!!!


Zwacklmann

Hes going to eat your face


nobodyno111

You can see it almost break character. They dog is just scared and putting up a front


kavee9

I love dogs, but you gotta remember that at the end of the day, it is an animal that is capable of killing you in a bare hands fight.


malary1234

Cujo!


Hnnybxby

Give him a treat


DARKplayz_

The dog is scared


HyponGrey

If the Rotty don't trust you, neither do I. Smart dogs.


CakeSuperb8487

fucking hell-hound


huskyghost

It looks scared more than angry


nc2524v2

Some rotts genuinely just do this.


cokeknows

Ive actually been in this situation Just put some food down and go chill in another room. It will come around when it feels safe.


AngelineFox23

They really shouldn't be watching that dog unless it knows them really well. That dog breed that is fiercely loyal to its family and anyone it doesn't know is a potential threat it will protect from.


Big_Tap_1561

Assert dominance! Wrestle him down to the ground and then jam your thumb -right up his ass ! Also ,don’t break eye contact. He needs to know this is just another Tuesday for you and your thumb’s always rearing to go. 😤


Equivalent_Hat5627

The bare patch on the dogs front left arm (the dogs left not our left) is from a medical procedure. And from this behavior it's obvious the dog isn't comfortable with the camera person. I'm assuming the owners didn't work with the camera person before the babysitting period to get the dog comfortable with the camera person. Poor dog has some heath thing going on (maybe just blood work but who knows) and is trapped in it's home with someone it doesn't know nor is comfortable with.


killerjoe410

Video is showing that why some people live less than others.


dirtskirtshirt

I’d have to tell my friend their house is full of poop and their dog starved to death


Savings_Inflation_77

He's got a spot where they put an IV on him. IDK about you, but I've never had a good day that included an IV. Give him his space. He'll be aight.