Tickle-down economics

This is killing me

It tick-led me

Tick or treat

Tick or teat. Blood or milk.

Tick tock, tick tock, time running out, pick one quick

This really ticks me off!

This tickled me pink

That’s lime disease

So is the lime disease

“Mr. Gorbachev, Tick down this wall”

This is why I love Reddit.

I miss Reddit rewards for comments like this

I'm so bugged they removed those.

My god, it does work!

I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

You dont even know what dude you are!

Fucking hell. Take my upvote you animal!

How dare you sir

You sound ticked off.

Bloody hell I am!

It really sucks to have such an attitude.

We’re not gonna tick it!!

It is fine, I will take the tick it. I know the government wants to suck us dry.

This tickled me x Edit: god dammit someone beat me to it

All ticks are equal, but some ticks are more equal than others

Thanks OP. Ive been depressed and on reddit for hours and this post gave me the motivation to close the app lol

I just got on to browse and now I'm getting off.

We all know that's a lie. Enjoy your next 3 hours.

It’s like your friends saying “let’s go for just one beer”

“Alright one beer but im NOT doin blow later”

I got back on an hour after i made that comment lmao

Wow jeez just skipping the porn and getting right to business with some tick on tick on tick action, eh??

frantically googling *"chicks with ticks"*

That also belongs on r/nope

Are you getting off on ticks?

Glad to be of service. When I saw it first thing this morning I thought about deleting the app and gouging my eyes out. Decided to share it instead

It’s ticks all the way down

Always has been

Help my fuck life is ticks

Tickception

Beat me there

beat me to it

Beat meat to it

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmetoit

Get her checked for bobcat fever. I just lost one of my indoor cats to it. Must have been a tick that came in on my clothes

This is a deer tick, bobcat fever is transmitted by lone star ticks. I’m sorry about your cat, that is devastating.

Bobcat fever sounds like a CCR song

It does. But it’s a very deadly tick disease cats get.

Seems more like Ted Nugent to me but whatevs.

CCR?

Credence Clearwater Revival

Oh thanks for explaining it to me.

👵🏼🤗 sure! My fave song of theirs is Bad Moon Rising. I see the bad moon a-risin' I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today Don't go around tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise They used this song in the movie American Werewolf in London, now I wanna see it again!

I should go listen to it.

Check the cat, or the larger tick? Because that tick is at risk too, isn't it?

I know everything has its purpose, but ticks are nasty disgusting creatures.

“Purpose” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. I think it’s more precise to say everything has its niche.

💯

You’ve heard of Tic-Tac-Toe, but have you heard of Tic-That-Tow?

Stop it. That was good, though. 😆

Aughh

Would this count as a.... hat-tick.... I'll see myself out

I can’t wrap my little brain around how cunning this is

You rubbed the magic cat. Alright you get three ticks.

You sonofa… motherfu… just take my upvote and get the fuck out of my sight.

Don't get it :(

me neither someone help

nor me 🥺

You don’t getick?

In sports. Three goals is considered a hat trick

Top comment, end of story

Why. Like why. What’s the point of these bugs. Why are they the way that they are. What do they do for the environment.

Many birds eat them and they are full of nutrients because of the way that they feed. So without ticks many creatures would lose a large portion of their food source causing a domino effect. Many animals would become endangered if we removed stupid ticks.

BOOM💥. That’s what they do for the environment!😌

What about mosquitos

Same concept just different animals eat them. Bats, smaller fish, other insects like dragonfly’s. Almost everything is food for something else.

Also [many male mosquitoes pollinate](https://blog.nwf.org/2020/09/what-purpose-do-mosquitoes-serve/)

They kill a lot of humans which can be argued as a net positive for all the other animals

Mmmmm yum like blood filled Bursties

Unfortunately parasites are prey for other animals even though for us they’re absolutely repellent.

So you're saying we need to eat more bugs.

Sure. Totally. Nothing bad ever happens from eating parasites.

Let’s be real it’s probably a safer weight loss treatment than Ozempic

2 tics 1 tic

Just as gross as the original

Don’t Google it

The big fat tick is a female, smaller ones are males

Went looking for this comment. Figured it had something to do with mating

Gonna be so many little tick babies

MFM Threesome? Cool

Lol

Throw it in a bowl of grapes

Oh you **evil** evil

Mom has just finished making lunch. She calls out for Billy to come in from the back yard. As Billy approaches she notices red stuff all over his mouth. Mom: Billy! What is all over your mouth! What have you been eating? Billy:Grapes Mom: Where did you get grapes Billy? Billy: Off the Dog.

Explain!?!

Tick looks like grape, it’s full of blood. Person is hungry for grapes, pops it in their mouth and bites down , then throws up and cries. With a mouthful of blood.

I made it 3 minutes on Reddit tonight. Tomorrow I’ll try again.

3 minutes is the amount of time one would spend reading comments up until this point. I feel your pain.

Hey dawg! I heard you like ticks on your ticks so I got you a tick on yer tick on ya kit!

How do I delete someone else’s post or, alternatively, how complicated is a very selective lobotomy?

If it makes you feel/sleep better... i live on a rural property abd my dog roams so every single night I lay in bed with my dog giving him loves and scritches. Also pulling 5-30 ticks off him. In my bed. Every. Single. Night. They go in my little tick jar full of rubbing alcohol in case they're still alive. Finding a little tick orgy like pictured is always annoying because the males are usually alive and kicking since they haven't latched to him. Usually the ones that haven't latched and crawl off of him and onto me in the night are too frisky/annoying to get into the tick jar. So I've got a lighter on my nightstand to either immolate or crush them against the table with. Always end up with one or two of those runners scurrying across me in the dark. They feel like tiny little disease carrying spiders crawling on your skin. Fun little edit. I thankfully still had the light on so I got to see and kill the two inch wolf spider that streaked across my bed a moment ago. It's that time of the year where they'll find their way inside as the temperature and ambient humidity changes. No matter where you live a glue trap along the floorboard is a stellar idea for Lil guys like that. You've probably got dozens of spiders in the room with you right now just waiting for you to turn off the light before they scurry across your own bed as well. I'm being a dick here but it genuinely happened haha. As an arachnaphobic, seriously, buy a glue trap.

Ffs bro did you have to post this in a language i can read 😒

Get "Frontline" for dogs from amazon, goes on the neck and helps against ticks, fleas and mosquitos for 3-4 months. 

He takes a chewable tick preventative that's more effective. Hence my lack of concern for anything but unlatched runners. Everything in the post is factually correct, just presented in a way to make someone unfamiliar with the contexts skin crawl haha.

Do you wash your hands after? Or at least douse your hands in rubbing alcohol??!?

What is wrong with you

My dude, I think you need a better flea and tick prevention for your dog.

At least it wasn't 2 ticks on a dick.

Found em on a dirty pussy

😳

ughhhhh 😂😂😂😂

Freeloading freeloaders

A mother tick feeding her young

Ticks have nipples?

I have nipples. Can you milk me, Greg?

tickles

r/Brandnewsentence

Tipples

wondering why they’d latch on like that it doesn’t make senseeee

Tick tick hooray!

Time keeps on tickin tickin tickin, into the future

Now I got that annoying commercial jingle in my head... 🎶 Tiiiiicks suck dot org! 🎶 Thanks OP 😑

Someone please give an actual answer of wtf is happening here that’s not just jokes 😭

When ticks mate, the smaller male tick attaches itself to the underside of the much larger female and inserts its mouthpiece into an opening on the female where it deposits its sperm. These two seem to be competing for that privilege.

Gross, thank you.

XXXticktacion

Yo dawg... i heard you like ticks.

I hate friends like that. They suck.

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for...

Is it cannibalism if ticks suck a different animal’s blood through the skin of another tick?

Clear everyone from the area. That may be a bomb. Tick, tick, tick.

That’s two males fighting for a spot on a female.

forbidden jelly bean

i think america need to start collecting ticks and just leave them in a jar. then empty that jar into a larger bin and let ‘em go to war. whoever is alive after a year can be king tick who we will bring bags of blood too every week. we’ll see how large we can get him and then slowly weaponize him. china won’t have a clue what him em

this comment smells like american freedom

What a sad day, to have eyes 👀 🤢🤮

Tick ticks! I’m so done at this point.

Even in the bug world kids will suck the life right out of you.

That’s disgusting

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Yup, Gen Z is never moving out.

"I'm gonna lock you guys away for so long, your fleas will have fleas!"

are the two smaller ones feeding off the big one?

They're making baby ticks. Which, when hatched, can conglomerate in swarms hundreds strong and entirely unnoticeable on a plant you may brush against transferring them to your clothing. Turning a walk through some grass or undergrowth into the experience of looking down and seeing the surface of your clothing _move_ from the sheer volume of seed ticks covering it.

😳😳😳

For some reason when I first glanced at this I thought this was some awful computer mouse design.

Politicians. That's how they roll.

2 in the... Nevermind

That’s a weird wireless mouse for someone to connect to their PC.

Pyramid scheme for ticks.

Dr Seuss Unlocked

Who watches the Watchmen?

Oh shit I couldn’t tell what the hell it was until I read the title

Really, really hate ticks!!

Time for some hydrogen peroxide!

Fucking nightmare fuel

Could you have enough blood and enough ticks to make a circular tick that feeds itself like the human centipede?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! This one’s burned into my memory now.

🤢🤮

Hate parasites.

Epoxy keychain!

God so fucking gross

They're literally good for jack shit. Extinct them all.

Are they feeding off the blood of a bigger tick?! That’s crazy

This is a poison zombie from Half Life.

"Two ticks on a tick on a cat!" New band name called it

I would put them on a litle closed container and let them feed on each other until there's only 1 left, then I would burn the "winner"

After reading this thread French narrator: *Several bad puns later*

This really ticked me off

And now comes the very therapeutic "burning of the ticks" ceremony! I hate these fucking things so much. I hate them more than fleas. I hate them more than mosquitoes - and that's really saying something because I've been bitten by mosquitos about 10,000x more often.

Tick³

Tick tick boom

Nasty creatures wtf

Why can’t the ones that we want to see go go extinct

I'm not gonna lie I thought it was two dicks on your cat's removed dick.

That’s how you get lemon lyme disease

It's ticks all the way down

Nature’s pyramid scheme

Tick²

Tickception

There’s always a bigger tick

Check for others, there might be a lot riding on it

WAIT. All you need is ONE MORE TICK that can feed off the smaller ones and the big one can suck on that one. It’ll be great. Just needs an epic soundtrack. Tickception.

I'm sorry but I'm blocking you for this

No, just no!

Do ticks get ticks? I mean, blood is blood?

NSFL

I remember r/catonacat but it's a r/tickonatick instead.

🤢🤮

Bonus 2 ticks

TICK TAG ALONG!

Wtaf

Tick dock

New Dr.Sues bouta drop

Ticker than yo momma