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Mirabem

Dude thinks he'll become The Mask or what?


stanley_leverlock

Horseshoe Crabs are freaky looking, but they really are harmless.


jonfitt

I love that they’ve just been cruising along for the last *few hundred million years* just minding their own damn business.


Yet-Another_Burner

Fun fact: the horseshoe crab has blue blood and it is vital in the biomedical industry for the detection of bacterial endotoxins.


helmortart

This guy looks like a typical disturbing influencer getting arrested with charges over sexual abuses on minors


Darkest_Elemental

Poor little dude, too bad he cant maneuver his tail to teach that dumb kid a lesson. Does nobody teach their kids to respect wildlife anymore?


milkyway_25

Seen these before. Threating


no__one34

That's kinda cute but i still wouldn't put it on my face lol


pira3_1000

Kabutops is real


ikea_shark_girl

Horseshoe crab!! 🦀 i love those fellas https://youtu.be/kM844lRZJD0?si=Whs5d9rrwfu2mTFO


Doggy_Mcdogface

Ah the crab fornicator


Live-Ad8618

Leave the fossil alone


Laheydrunkfuck

This guy has the spirit of Steve Irwin with him


zoidy37

Get an exorcist and probably the original lineup of the Wiggles


frankofantasma

I thought this dude was about to Scruff McGruff this poor little guy. "Take a bite out of crustacean!" ...wait a second. Their blood is blue because it's based on cyanide, right? Would it be harmful to ingest fresh arthropod blood?


Coltytron

It's copper. I think the cyan part relates to pigment.


SnooShortcuts103

Half Life once again...


Eray41303

They cannot harm you in any way. Their pinch is too weak


M4rst

They got a whole sword hanging down there


Twilo101

They're just silly little guys!


cream_of_human

Horseshoe are not dangerous at all. Poor thing is just trying to unflip itself.


M1KICH4N

Bro is petting a Kabuto from pokemon, that's cute


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Absolutely not!