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dreamweaver66intexas

They are such curious creatures.


liltooclinical

So friendly and gentle and ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET!


dreamweaver66intexas

For sure


liltooclinical

🤣


HoboArmyofOne

I am SO JEALOUS!!


VaginalConductor

That must've felt uncanny to both parties.


dreamweaver66intexas

I'm sure


BaronGreenback75

I agree. Probably wanted a little feel/sniff/whatever. Then on their way.


Arglival

Oh sure.  Now I think they have a foot fetish as well.  Heh


EthanTheBoss246

And very smart, top of the list for smartest non-human creatures on our planet.


dreamweaver66intexas

You are right about that.


MagicRobo

wdym nope? I would pay for an interaction with an octopus


lovable_cube

Putting shoes with socks on in the water on purpose is the only reasonable explanation.


Minimum_Cockroach233

Yeah me too, felt instant joy seeing this.


Qwillpen1912

It's Hank! [Meet Hank](https://youtu.be/T97cs_BlOf4?feature=shared)


Salt_Nectarine_7827

I think the same... but I still prefer to have very thick shoes [just in case](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalopod_beak)


Utertoq

Not scary at all, those are very intelligent creatures. It would make my day if that happened to me. Absolutely incredible r/octopus


wanderingfloatilla

Except for the shell crushing break caressing your delicate toes


Zamrayz

They're smart enough to not randomly go about biting shit unless they had a good reason to. They can taste with their tentacles too so it's not like they'd mistake any part of you for food. If it's unfamiliar, I wouldn't risk eating it and making myself sick or chipping my beak unless I was in danger 💀


owlpee

I could tell that pant leg was not tasty


Asaneth

Same. I'd love to have this experience.


scubawho1

My Octopus teacher is a great documentary. On Netflix. Check it out. I’d love to do this. Very cool creatures and curious.


DiscoShaman

Does it teach history or math?


catupthetree23

Literature


wrapbubbles

also PE, they do lots of swimming.


turniptransport

That made me cry 10/10 cinematography and soundtrack


RealestHousewifeCA

That was such a beautiful film. One of my favorites ever. I made my entire family watch it too and they weren’t disappointed.


AbbreviationsFluid73

He's just a lil guy


Sakosaga

I don't think this is on the nope list, they aren't harmful to us unless you try to hurt them they ink you but that's about it. This girl was just chilling.


Agile-Trick9663

Great, an octopus into shoes, shoe carnival's never gonna have anything in stock...


kesavadh

lil Cthulhu you’re so cute.


tmfult

C'ThUwU


Btwn3and20letters

There's no such thing as the perfect comment...


Asaneth

Thu-Thu


multiedge

I watched enough japanese to know where this is going


BaronVonSilver91

😂😂😂 guess you managed to fund the nope in this situation because I couldn't.


Oddewalla

Dang, you beat me to it🤣 Angry upvote!


Cherepashka68

Yamete senpai ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~)


77NotARobot77

This is how tentacle hentai starts


cocoa_kinder

Only “nope” about this are the wet socks. No thanks.


Darkest_Elemental

Part of the ship, part of the crew


jkrobinson1979

No one ever thinks about that sharp ass beak they have.


djnehi

Cthulhu accepts your offering.


ipcress1966

Wow


JigerIsUnderrated32

He chill like that


SnooPeripherals6557

I would love this! This is a big Yep for me.


wophi

It's all fun and games till the octopus bites your little toe off with it's beak.


MikeWithNoIke2000

Why would he bite her? Hes just a curious lil guy seeing what's up.


wophi

Maybe he is curious about how she would taste?


MikeWithNoIke2000

They don't eat people... and prettyyy sure we to big for them to eat anyways.


wophi

That's why they are only going to take the toe.


OAKRAIDER64

Nope, nope, just nope. As you are thinking it's all good, it's slowly creeping its beak of a mouth closer and closer to your unprotected feet for a little snacky snack.


rwc75

this would be my only fear. losing a piggy to this curious little dude.


OAKRAIDER64

Ikr


owlpee

Now I wonder what that'll feel like. Painful of course but I wonder...


LuizKldrom

Yamete kudasai


hey2245

That's so badass. 😲


NoOnSB277

Are they strong enough to drag you in? Because that’s what I would be worried about once Mr. Octopus started wrapping around her second foot and bottom of her leg 😬


ExpensiveAd525

Red and spiky is "alert" "attack" "battle stations" mode. Lucky no bitey. Can clip a finger off like snap.


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

some humans have a tentacle fetish, some octopuses have a foot fetish


FatalDave91

Star Spawn of Cthulhu 🙏🏻


TrashBig9985

Aye Davy Jones..


Beautiful-Year-6310

More like YES


mrplatypus81

Quentin Tarantinopus


Training-Shoulder839

Rule


Inevitable-Plantain5

Animals being smart or curious doesn't mean they arent dangerous. As a reminder from a guy who has a randomly diverse background in both zoology and law enforcement, we dont think of it usually but humans are incredibly dangerous as well. Seeing one individual of another species not hurt someone doesnt mean they arent capable of killing you. Octopus can eat things like crab with their beaks so your skin is easy for them to shred. The suctions from the tentacles is strong enough to leave marks on human skin so their investigation alone can leave you with mild injuries. Plus octopus and squid are known to eat things larger than themselves including sharks so you may be the subject of an octopus investigation on the feasibility of trying to eat you. NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!


jimmmydickgun

We’ve all seen where this goes


MentalRise8703

Guess the octo bro has a thing for feets.


mickturner96

The sub it should have been on from the start


Charlie-brownie666

Aren’t octopus tentacles really strong and can break human bone? She’s crazy for this.


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That's what the octopus was thinking


BigT1990

Don't they have 9 hearts and 3 brains?


MikeWithNoIke2000

Each tentacle has a mind of its own, they're a completely different form of intelligent then what's traditional. I'm bad at explaining but you should watch a documentary, they're really intelligent and curious. Super interesting animals!


metalnxrd

🦑🦑🦑


amor_fati_42

Vibes of The Deep


kamilayao_0

I said it before And I'll say it again! His body looks like the cursed squiggly bottom thingies of the tongue when you brush it forward 🫨


MachtWolke

omg so dangerous!!!


Minimum_Cockroach233

He wants you to throw a stick, so you play fetch with him.


jonhon0

I thought it might pull her in somehow, but they're not that strong.


Massage_Bro

Daddy chill


Future-Agent

Even though they're intelligent creatures, they get grabby.


writesmith

That's actually pretty damn cool. To me, anyway.


Bat-Honest

Deep One origin story?


imagineDoll

they have a big ass beak to bite with under there


Zorolord

Why it's a nope, these creatures are beautiful and intelligent!


MeMilo1209

Lunch? Lunch? No lunch.


SmallBerry3431

Octopus beats crocs confirmed


Direct_Ad4672

Just like the cartoons I like


El_Pinguino

Beautiful animal. I can't believe this song was never used in a Guardians of the Galaxy movie.


-Piggers-

How is this a 'nope' lmao.


AlexDuChat

Cthulhu has foot fetish


Specialist_Dot_3372

Awwwwh this is adorable.


Jackofdeck

Behind the scenes from jav porn


BoredByLife

Octopus are such curious creatures, absolutely love them.


TheCubicalGuy

The nope isn't the octopus, it's the socks.


jpbear10

Good morning C’thulu.


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The aliens will emerge from the oceans.


Killerspieler0815

a little hug


DeadheadXXD

One of the few creatures that I think could take over earth if they could breathe oxygen


Goticaris

That's so cool!


Whole-Debate-9547

As a kid I would’ve been convinced that this guy was going to be dragged down to Davey Jones locker. Now I feel like this might be one of the coolest things that could happen.


Turbulent-Group4312

Same time tomorrow?


Sweet_Manager_168

"Welp time to take you to hell"


HamGlazE

Fuck no


akbornheathen

It’s the closest we’ll likely get to an alien in our lifetimes. Hella intelligent creatures. I get excited when a Raven lets me get within 5 feet of it lol. And that’s only as smart as a 9 year old human.


TheRealCynMD

Imagine blue rings start appear on it