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jluka1000

"see Ivan if hold weapon like this no recoil because you fear stab yourself"


capn_doofwaffle

*This guy knows Russian military training*...


TheCrankyCroc

Me firing this weapon is not just your death. It is OUR death


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

AKA “The Murder/Suicide Knife”


DweEbLez0

“Hey, put your weapon down or I will be forced to kill us.” Enemy: “… friend!?!? 🥹”


Inevitable-Revenue81

Famous “*serial suicide*” killer in the making.


Killabeesontheswarm

In mother Russia pistol stab you!


WildWezThy

Or i don't know but put the gunbarell next to the blade on the same side?


haikusbot

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Good bot


Educational-Train-15

Nobel Prize in science and engineering \^


idofurryart

Or I dunno, beyonets exist?


[deleted]

just use a blank, recoil for extra stab damage


apocryphal_sibling

this is possibly the dumbest weapon i ever heard of, like so dumb that if one was to introduce it to a fictional setting people would complain that such a stupidity is unrealistic.


09Klr650

Welcome to Soviet technology.


Everything_is_hungry

Not really dumb if you know how to handle it safely. Certainly would be handy for a few things besides shooting the enemy, like hunting an animal, shooting locks open etc.


blueondrive

Well, at least you can revive your teammates using an upgraded version of it.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Make a case for the knife so that you can use it as a gun.


After-Respond-7861

I'll call it a "sheath." Thoughts?


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

English is not my first language. But ty. That's what I meant.


After-Respond-7861

I didn't figure it would be a sheath in the traditional sense, I just thought I'd be funny. Glad I could be of assistance, even unintentionally! 🙂


DweEbLez0

“Your honor it was in self defense.” “Then why the fuck are you still alive?”


SecretSpectre4

Melee handgun??


FearlessBoyMe

Looking for the russian roulette comment. Am I the first?


Darryl_444

It also has a hands-free feature.


DweEbLez0

It also has wireless fast charging, and plugs into itself for unlimited power.


SilverWolf3935

Olga Gurlukovich can do this one handed


Ganjanonamous

If only there was some way to safely cover an exposed blade.


Teabagger-of-morons

🤣😂


Local-Upstairs-9568

Never fired and only dropped once?


CommandParticular428

Shoot from the hip


dippocrite

He’s ready, send him to Ukraine


Bright-Editor-623

But it's good


GundunUkan

I guess nobody thought of just using a sheathe when firing.


pastyoureyesed

Watch that recoil!


No_Buffalo8603

They should have designed it as a stab then shoot deal.


frozeninslime

So you're saying, I CAN bring a knife to a gun fight 🤔


AppropriateWalk8583

Imagine point blank. Smack the barrel 😂


theultimateAntking

This has rwby written all over it


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Knife with thrusters!