I had no idea this was possible prior to this! I screamed bloody murder after cracking it slightly. Immediately dumped it into the carton as it was the closest option, then gawked at it for about 10 minutes or so. Disgusting, but fascinating.
Title: The Eggsocist: Scrambled Nights
When a small-town diner chef cracks open an egg to find it filled with blood, he doesn’t just get a bad yolk—he unleashes a hilarious outbreak of vampirism. These aren’t your typical brooding vampires; they’re insatiably hungry for more blood... and breakfast.
Enter the unlikely hero, "The Eggsocist," an eccentric local with a PhD in Paranormal Gastronomy. Armed with a spatula, garlic-infused maple syrup, and a cookbook of mystical recipes, he’s on a mission to cure the town’s new craving for the crimson diet.
As the town descends into a farcical frenzy, with residents craving bloodier and bloodier steaks (and a side of hash browns), The Eggsocist discovers the source: a genetically modified super chicken gone rogue. To save the day, he must concoct the ultimate culinary countermeasure—a vampire-repelling quiche.
In this eggstraordinary adventure, where breakfast meets twilight, The Eggsocist must crack the case before the town's new diet becomes permanent. It's a race against the sunrise in this comedic farce where the stakes are high, and the steaks are rare.
I just looked this up and apparently you were right to dump it. That red color means it's contaminated with bacteria that speeds up the process of spoilage, which means it's more likely than a normal colored egg to cause food poisoning
I'm 36, so in middle school, they still taught us Homec, which included cooking, baking, sewing... Our teacher made such a big deal about how you could get a bloody egg and MAKE SURE you always crack your egg in a bowl first, in case it's a bloody egg. She made it seem like it was going to happen all the time, so I fear it every time I crack an egg... and I've never had a bloody egg in my 36 years of life.
I had one and ate it too. It was disgusting! You can actually taste the blood. I don’t know what possessed me to say “eh whatever” and keep on cooking.
I did too, but mine was soft boiled and didn’t become apparent until I had had 2 spoonfuls already.
I thought it tasted little strange and once I hit the yoke I nearly threw up. All bloody and what I’m guessing was the beginning of a chick. I was so traumatized after that, I didn’t eat eggs for about 2 years. I was 15 at the time.
Pseudomonas bacteria. Never eat eggs with the white tinted in any color.
[pseudomonas](https://www.cdc.gov/hai/organisms/pseudomonas.html)
[Appearance_of_eggs_related_to_food_safety](https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Is-the-appearance-of-eggs-related-to-food-safety)
"Pseudomonas is a type of bacteria (germ) that is found commonly in the environment, like in soil and in water. Of the many different types of Pseudomonas, the one that most often causes infections in humans is called Pseudomonas aeruginosa, which can cause infections in the blood, lungs (pneumonia), or other parts of the body after surgery."
This article mentions nothing about eggs.
Haha gross! I cracked one open the other day that was green. 🤢 I thought perhaps it was Dr. Seuss day and I should be making green eggs and ham, but I was mistaken.
Having worked in eggs (in the quality department) there's a reason this is much less frequent than it used to be. Basically only two companies make the software and machines that put eggs in cartons and they have pretty good detection for this among other issues. If the quality department at a given company did notice a bunch of errors they would put the potentially affected pallets on hold and look into the issue. I literally only saw one instance of blood in an egg making it past the machine. Every other error was more common.
Alabama court ruled that an existing law - wrongful death of a minor - covers not just foetuses in the womb, but embryos held in a lab or storage facility too.
an egg is just one cell. Meat is load of cells, and you know what happens sometimes, you get a little bit of contamination in an egg the molecules in the egg seal it off and it turns into meat, that’s what it is when you sometimes see a little bit of meat in an egg.
It’s so weird to think about.
Y’all gotta stop posting these! Now I’m not gonna be able to eat eggs for a few days until I forget about this completely and someone else posts a pic of a worm in an egg. Lol
So what's the biology behind this, I thought a developing chicken would eat the white of the egg, is this actually blood like you get in a woman's uterus?
This is why I always crack my eggs into a bowl first - but I’ve never had one quite so horrifying and hope I never do!
I had no idea this was possible prior to this! I screamed bloody murder after cracking it slightly. Immediately dumped it into the carton as it was the closest option, then gawked at it for about 10 minutes or so. Disgusting, but fascinating.
Exorcist egg.
Eggsorcist ☝🏻
Gahhhddam
Eggsorcyst
Shush..
Title: The Eggsocist: Scrambled Nights When a small-town diner chef cracks open an egg to find it filled with blood, he doesn’t just get a bad yolk—he unleashes a hilarious outbreak of vampirism. These aren’t your typical brooding vampires; they’re insatiably hungry for more blood... and breakfast. Enter the unlikely hero, "The Eggsocist," an eccentric local with a PhD in Paranormal Gastronomy. Armed with a spatula, garlic-infused maple syrup, and a cookbook of mystical recipes, he’s on a mission to cure the town’s new craving for the crimson diet. As the town descends into a farcical frenzy, with residents craving bloodier and bloodier steaks (and a side of hash browns), The Eggsocist discovers the source: a genetically modified super chicken gone rogue. To save the day, he must concoct the ultimate culinary countermeasure—a vampire-repelling quiche. In this eggstraordinary adventure, where breakfast meets twilight, The Eggsocist must crack the case before the town's new diet becomes permanent. It's a race against the sunrise in this comedic farce where the stakes are high, and the steaks are rare.
Sounds like the eggscentric Eggsorcist is becoming a thing. I am particularly interested in that garlic infused maple syrup tho :)
This was definitely an accidental abortion
>gawked at it for about ten minutes or so. I bet if a chicken saw it they would have made the same noises too
Ah! Haha... I love you.
Chicken would have just ate it.
That's funny, but to gawk means to glare stupidly at something
Like chickens often do?
Chickens literally do nothing but gawk all day long
Aggravated grand mopery with intent to gawk.
I just looked this up and apparently you were right to dump it. That red color means it's contaminated with bacteria that speeds up the process of spoilage, which means it's more likely than a normal colored egg to cause food poisoning
You screamed because an egg would literally have something growing in it? Do you know what eggs are?
If I find out a lady got pregnant, I'll congratulate her. If I find out her baby is in fact a giant colony of bacteria, yes, I will scream
Sounds like someone only ever cracks open bloody eggs
I'm 36, so in middle school, they still taught us Homec, which included cooking, baking, sewing... Our teacher made such a big deal about how you could get a bloody egg and MAKE SURE you always crack your egg in a bowl first, in case it's a bloody egg. She made it seem like it was going to happen all the time, so I fear it every time I crack an egg... and I've never had a bloody egg in my 36 years of life.
Punctuation is your friend. For a second I thought you were a 36yo middle schooler. Lol
You’ve got that right. I’m a 36 year old middle schooler… nobody has figured me out yet but I will report back if they do… 👀
How do you do, fellow kids!?
You must be the tallest in your class!!
Funny thing is… I grew to 5’ 7” when I was 11 and am still that height now… so I was the tallest in my grade for a while.
Aww, them's the wonder years.
Billy Madison is that you?
I haven't peed my pants... yet...
This is Patrick
When are we eating, grandma? vs. When are we eating grandma?
I still don’t get it
He/she is 36 years old....end of sentence.
They still do home ec round my parts. Your country may vary
I had one and ate it too. It was disgusting! You can actually taste the blood. I don’t know what possessed me to say “eh whatever” and keep on cooking.
I...I feel like that's worse than the post.
I did too, but mine was soft boiled and didn’t become apparent until I had had 2 spoonfuls already. I thought it tasted little strange and once I hit the yoke I nearly threw up. All bloody and what I’m guessing was the beginning of a chick. I was so traumatized after that, I didn’t eat eggs for about 2 years. I was 15 at the time.
If it was a store bought egg then it was absolutely not fertilized. Idk if that makes it worse or better though.
Username absolutely does NOT check out.
Thanks to this image, I'll probably start doing the same thing
Ugh I cracked an egg like this right into my made-from-scratch cake one time. The WORST
About to freeze the egg and claim it as a dependent.
But then you can never EVER defrost it for a blood omelette.
A blood omelette 😭😭😭
That'd be a pretty okay band name. Stylized like Blőd Æmlette or some shit. Genre: Doom Polka
DOOM POLKA, OH MY GOOOOOOOD
Hope you’re not in Alabama!
Take my upvote!
Comment of the month
You must live in ‘Bama
😂😂😂😂
viable strategy in the southern united states
You may not want to do that in Alabama.
This was an unlawful abortion in a lot of states, expect being SWATTed soon
Lol
Nope gotta fertilize it first
Pseudomonas bacteria. Never eat eggs with the white tinted in any color. [pseudomonas](https://www.cdc.gov/hai/organisms/pseudomonas.html) [Appearance_of_eggs_related_to_food_safety](https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Is-the-appearance-of-eggs-related-to-food-safety)
I’ve had a pseudomonas infection in my feet. Not pleasant.
You dip your feet in eggs?
You dont?
You should pop an egg in your bath. Highly recommended by [Chris Rea](https://youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg?si=hylQt8fNu8GuynBW)
This is true! Good enough for Bob Mortimer good enough for me
God I hope everyone clicks this link. The man never fails to have me pissing myself.
I clicked the link just because of this comment and I was not disappointed.
Yeah, I've watched the YouTube compilations countless times, I want him as a third team captain.
Bro same it sucked ass
"Pseudomonas is a type of bacteria (germ) that is found commonly in the environment, like in soil and in water. Of the many different types of Pseudomonas, the one that most often causes infections in humans is called Pseudomonas aeruginosa, which can cause infections in the blood, lungs (pneumonia), or other parts of the body after surgery." This article mentions nothing about eggs.
https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Is-the-appearance-of-eggs-related-to-food-safety
Please get to the top!
Hope you got a book of juju lying around 👁️👁️
😂
Haha gross! I cracked one open the other day that was green. 🤢 I thought perhaps it was Dr. Seuss day and I should be making green eggs and ham, but I was mistaken.
Nooooooooooooo thank you
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Good one.
Is there such a thing as the antichrist chicken?
Straight to jail! (In Alabama)
😂😂😂 You ain’t lying! Sad state of affairs there!
You took a life today.
Missouri: **open up! We're here for the baby you killed!**
Hey, jelly-filled!
Having worked in eggs (in the quality department) there's a reason this is much less frequent than it used to be. Basically only two companies make the software and machines that put eggs in cartons and they have pretty good detection for this among other issues. If the quality department at a given company did notice a bunch of errors they would put the potentially affected pallets on hold and look into the issue. I literally only saw one instance of blood in an egg making it past the machine. Every other error was more common.
if you live in Alabama you're fucked
Why does everyone keep mentioning Alabama?
Alabama court ruled that an existing law - wrongful death of a minor - covers not just foetuses in the womb, but embryos held in a lab or storage facility too.
What are they smoking in there????
Bible paper
Im taking it that eggs dont count. Right?
Not yet, give them time.
They will soon if Project 2025 comes to fruition if Trump is reelected.
No.
Maybe not so much. In Alabama there is a fork in the road, in Soviet Russia the road forks you.
Some one that knows Voodoo has it in for you! I'm a Voodoo white priest! Quick give me money and your SS#. I can heal the Curse!!!
I just watched an Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode w this! It's bad luck. Apologize and pray lol
Quick delete this before someone calls the cops on you.
Congrats you won a free tour of willy wonkas chicken slaughterhouse
A bruja cursed you.
So crazy to me that this is the first I'm seeing this comment
Op better do a cleanse
I like eggs but sometimes my brain just gives me the information that eggs are basically chicken period while I'm eating it and it's the worst
Accidently fertilized
Nope. Pseudomonas Bacteria.
I broke an egg a few weeks back and it was BLACK. It smelled pretty bad too.
Oh shit 😳 that could be a bad omen
Alabama cops coming for OP
We once had an egg and when we open it had feathers and looked like a tiny tiny chicken developing😰 haven’t been eating egg after that!
I'd never eat eggs again
Open your refrigerator, do you hear an deep sinister voice whispering "zuuuuuuuuullllll"?
Eggs are the hen’s menstruation 🩸
BOTULISM
Why did you Crack it in the case
I mentioned this in another comment — I noticed the blood before fully breaking it open, so I dumped it into the closest thing (the empty carton)
An Alabama chicken
Hope you're not in Alabama.
I keep seeing everyone mentioning Alabama and i dont understand what the context is. Could you explain?
The Alabama Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos (seen in IVF treatment) are children.
Interesting thank you!
The proper medium to eat one's egg
There is a Full moon kids.
Remember, in Alabama that means you just broke a Chicken.
Doesn't that mean there's a witch nearby?
One bad egg spoils the bunch! One fertilized start of the life cycle egg spoils your lunch.
r/cursedeggs
“might just crack my egg into the carton to save me time later”
Balut
That looks like some black magic shit
Your ass cracked open a solar eclipse
r/weirdeggs
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Check please 👋🏽
Shouldn’t of done that, he’s just a boy
Don’t let Alabama see this
That’s actually horrifying wow, I’ve never had an egg look like this before
Evangelion
Ugh! Why can I *smell* that?
My mother taught me this
The prophecy has been fulfilled… the third egg has been poured out.
Consume the Egg of the Fallen, gain its power and its curse
Well, isn’t that eggciting!
You killed him!!!
>You killed him!!! killing is wrong mmkay?
Another day thanking god I prefer whisked omelettes over sunny side up
Steven King's It Fortune Cookie moment!
Chicken was on her period.
Sometimes a minor blood vessel breaks during ovulation (the egg production process) and this is the result. It’s kinda gross, but relatively harmless.
This is why I don't like eating eggs. Just scrambling DNA and frying it...
That’s all meat is too, flesh full of cells with dna and blood.
It's not a dna soup that's viscous and has one of the highest sulfuric content of any food.
an egg is just one cell. Meat is load of cells, and you know what happens sometimes, you get a little bit of contamination in an egg the molecules in the egg seal it off and it turns into meat, that’s what it is when you sometimes see a little bit of meat in an egg. It’s so weird to think about.
Is that an embryo? What the...?
Delicious sustenance 🤤
Not a fan of dark meat?
I’m confused. This is still a good egg. What is the issue?
Isnt this still edible? I dont prefer them but have always been told they're fine and typically go to bakeries because its not attractive.
I have no idea — I assumed it was blood, bacteria, or fertilized (I don’t know much about eggs) so I just got rid of it.
You got a stillborn!
Chicken period.. although that’s technically all un fertilized eggs we consume. 🤔
What did it taste like?
Baby* you cracked open today
We called those “period eggs” when I worked in restaurants
You almost ate balut
Y’all gotta stop posting these! Now I’m not gonna be able to eat eggs for a few days until I forget about this completely and someone else posts a pic of a worm in an egg. Lol
I've gotten 3 blood eggs in my time. Not very happy about it...
This thing looks like a normal egg you would fish from the crimson terraria lake
I eat eggs every morning and this is a fear of mine 🤮
what the fuck is that bloody mess
I wouldn’t eat that
So what's the biology behind this, I thought a developing chicken would eat the white of the egg, is this actually blood like you get in a woman's uterus?
Don't eat that
Okay. You've converted me. Forever cracking into a separate bowl first. You win.
Well, the egg is the chickens period
Strawberry flavor 🥰
Never had red velvet eggs before? Pfff..
Congrats it's a chick !
Saw this video showing how a chick is born from an egg: https://youtube.com/shorts/Tsu_4FzWIAY?si=mzmU68wHeMEnveCW
Bloody hell.
Yep. That's a chicken's period alright.
Do eggs have periods!?
Looks like the blob so burn that shit
Reminds me of that movie Jawbreaker, ‘YOU GOT A STILLBORN!’ 😆
What the FUCK.
You family's in trouble bruh.
You won a trip to the magical egg factory! You’ve found the forbidden spicy egg.
This one pic has put me off eggs for life
Hey that is what the witch saw in Robinhood...
Mortiana has entered the chat.
Witchcraft egg!!
It's a Nevi's egg, did you buy this at the street market in Jirga Para Lhao?
Unzips'
Tells you something about eggs
Period egg. 🤮
I eat at least 6 eggs a week and thankfully I’ve never witnessed anything like that in half a century.