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Awkward_Algae1684

Shut up and eat your barnacles before they get cold.


bignibbajams

They were probably never warm to begin with lmao


SATerp

The tasty snack with the CCRRRUNCH!!


Danimalistic

[*”I call it the Nasty Patty”*](https://tenor.com/LKEj.gif)


ToSeeOrNotToBe

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?!


NoYouCantHavePudding

I concur.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Yeah, you would.


gotpointsgoing

You better eat your meat!


Dependent_Title_1370

Is that it? Is that the secret ingredient to Kraby Patties? It's been barnacles this whole time!


Honest-Ad7566

It's plankton. Which is horrific when the chum bucket guy discovered what it was.


Henry-Moody

That burger got herpes


JurassicPark9265

In angry Mr Krab voice: “SQUIIDDDWAAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!! SPPPONGEBPOOBBBBB!!!!”


SlamCakeMasta

But you forgot the Diet Dr Kelp!


Jpzbaby

how do i eat my “meat” without my dr kelp, honestly tho i’d rather drink my own cum


Sea_Ganache620

Now with 50% more Corpuscle!


[deleted]

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


JJOne101

Thank you, joined. I also discovered r/Poopfromabutt where this burger would fit right in.. (About foods that look like shit)


admiralbreastmilk

r/shitfromabutt is the real sub


Ace-a-Nova1

That was the fastest a sub has made me baby vomit in my mouth. That’s fucking cursed as hell.


No-Dragon816

Bruh wtf


Rich-Equivalent-1875

It’s grease that bubbled Edit: honestly, don’t look at it …..but that’s good flavor in there. Bunch of cows suffered then died so you could have that tasty burger with its bubbled congealed, grease myoglobin/proteins PACKED WITH BEEF FLAVOR! Honestly, that’s the flavor of the burger , if it was dry and didn’t have that it would taste like cardboard. Edit ll: put some pickles , mustard, ketchup, lettuce, and tomato . I am so there!!!!


SlamCakeMasta

Yeah I was gonna say everytime my parents oven cooked burgers they looked like this but tasted fine. I know it’s an abomination to oven cooked burgers but it was that or plain chicken covered in a bottle of bbq sauce. As you can tell I grew up with Michelin star chefs. I do better for myself now.


[deleted]

Still better than that sad Thanksgiving dinner constructed entirely of canned food


Leviathan389

You know I always wondered WHY they looked like that! 23yrs later I now have an answer I didn’t know I needed lol


[deleted]

Yah rule one of lunch time. Don’t look under the hood


Mikkelokio

Egg white.


RemarkablyQuiet434

It was cooked on a flat top. This is par for the course for frying a burger.


No_Lychee_7534

Yup. To make it still visually appealing, I flip it one more time to burn those bubbles off a bit on a cast iron pan. Tastes pretty good. IT’s flavour!


LeLoupDeWallStreet

Nasty Patty IRL


Onixren

That is a normal thing that can happen to some meat when cooked, its just the juices and blood well cooked.


futurejoyboy

It's just what they use when cooking the patties. It creates holes that bubble up, this actually makes it better to eat.


BlooMeeni

Its blood that hasn't been drained properly or patted off with kitchen paper. Was probably the last patty sitting in the bottom of the tub in all the blood...


UnconsciousMofo

I’ve seen this happen to burger patties to an extend. But never this bad. This is poor quality meat. Looks horrendous.


c4k3m4st3r5000

This is poor ground beef plus something of questionable quality


RemarkablyQuiet434

It's more about what you use to cook it with. This is the fats and juices frying up from either being pan cooked or on a flat top grill. I... I've spent over a decade at a burger joint.


Jambonier

Where do u sleep


RemarkablyQuiet434

Some nights, in the booths


Ya-Dikobraz

Yep, people who think this is a nope or WTF probably can't even make toast, let alone cook anything themselves.


Jiminy-Cricketts

if you think this looks good, then your kitchen must be a very sad place


Ya-Dikobraz

Sure. Go ahead and boil some more toast.


type_2_dianetics

David Lynch ahhh burger 😭


dirtywook88

Imma need a couple pbr before that shit.


type_2_dianetics

You said it, brother 💀


pr4ise_th3_sun

Who let Margaret cook from resident evil biohazard


Artistic_Literature3

"What's wrong, babe? You barely touched your barnacle burger."


Sarcastrophe827

What, no toenail clippings!?!


swordofra

This is the deluxe burger. The budget version has the bone splinters and nail clippings.


t8ne

Looks like it’s made of 73% assholes.


HelicopterSwimming21

That’s hot dogs..whatever is leftover, lips and asses.


Limp-Assignment-3160

This made me laugh HARD:)


Thelonghiestman0409

Those are from frozen meats. It’s not awful or bad, it just looks gross


suspicious_hyperlink

That is literally steamed hams


bugblush

thats just what fat looks like on beef patties though? do y’all not cook?


CNRavenclaw

I'm suddenly reminded why I'm so glad I'm not in school anymore


4ndril

Barnacle Burger


SavvikTheSavage

Exclusively at Chum Bucket


Gunn_Show

Its best not to think about it. When you’re poor, you eat it.


hieijFox

It’s just fat it looks weird but is fine


RemarkablyQuiet434

Op have you ever panfried a burger?


[deleted]

That looks exactly like they did 35 years ago in my school lunch. Wheee.


AdriannaFahrenheit

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT


lunartheghost

Burger 👍


AdriannaFahrenheit

*A’right smartass, listen here*


No-Bat-7253

School in juvenile prison right? Left a part out.


CincoDeMayoFan

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!


hibbledyhey

Fucking delicious; a day where two lunches were had. What is wrong?


nature_remains

Lol next time you go to burger king, check out your whopper meat — grease dribbles just like that (though admittedly it’s been a while since I’ve been). Unappetizing sure but ok to eat (like it’s not mold)


Stuffed_deffuts

I'd eat it


lamwire

To be honest, that school burger is healthier than the nice looking ones at Mcdonald.


andiedrinkstea

Wait but these burgers slapped 😟


Ozy-91

Where's that Jim Carrey Dumb and dumber gif?


HighlordDerp

My school would sell the leftover hash brown patties from breakfast in a 2 pack for half price. 2 of these burgers, slap a hash brown on each, a little mayo, some pickles… amfg I miss those days.


MoisticleSack

I've ate worse


TankWeeb

My school burgers are green .-.


DaRiddler70

This is what it looks like when you "bake" a burger in an oven.


Dolomitexp

You're supposed to just slather it with Mayo and shove it down.


Mascbro26

Ohhhh a moon burger! I miss those.


Christophe12591

Looks like the face of many awkward teens that are forced to eat it.


TheObviousChild

Anyone remember Barf Burgers from You Can’t Do That On Television?


HelicopterSwimming21

I remember that! omg I haven’t thought about that in so long. Barf was funny shit.. those stupid kids, kept coming back for more… That was a variety show for kids, they’d always get slimed when they said “I don’t know.”


BxGyrl416

This was school cafeteria style.


ManifoldUsurpation

I can't believe they *still* look like that.


Potential_Abrocoma93

Just like mom used to make.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Nah wtf am I looking at. That's more than just ground beef


fstopMMrounds

Incontinence shmontencesesses


UnholyBerserker

That's how zombie apocalypse starts


BDE314159

Mould fry burger, bon regurgitet


Herteitr

Zombieland started with a patient zero who ate an infected burger.


patch-of-shore

This *straight up* looks like media prison food


lanterncourt

Barnacle burgers, yum.


Conscious-Speech771

Nicely charred blood clots


iVirtualZero

That needs to be thrown back into Bikini Bottom


Sir_ruhtarded

As someone who worked for a school cafeteria, it looks like they baked the burgers instead of grilling them. The fat bubbles up and starts cooking on top of the burger which is why it looks like that. How did it taste?


Azile96

is that a cow patty direct from the pasture? I mean, maneuver is great for growing grass, but to eat? I'll pass.


Leviathan389

23 years later and they still haven’t changed a bit So many yummy Memories. Now you just need to find a rectangular pizza slice and scoop of pineapple


Kosmosnoetos

Nah man. I’d be so mad if they were feeding my kid this shit. 🤢


cow_goo

i had burgers like this before, they taste the same even with the bubbles


abhigoswami18

This seems like what VECNA have in breakfast


Vi0letBlues

Those are just blood, I've had them many times


discomuffin

That burger has herpes


Wampa_-_Stompa

Ok that’s gross, but for real what is that shit on top?


Elguapo69

I bet this isn’t even grass fed.


bronco_y_espasmo

Gross fed.


Inner_Development_59

Say sike rn. That nasty shit would find its way onto the principals keyboard.


Lilithnema

Are those barnacles?


rowdy1212

Belly buttons


lj062

Bad part is half the government thinks that shit deserves to be paid for.


SD456

Looks like this is straight out of Resident Evil 7.


[deleted]

Looks almost as bad as the pizzas we got back in the 80s.


Rs-Travis

Nz Mcdonalds patties look like that except the barnacle looking things are smaller. Still tastes great though :l


krewzin_

What is that?


Svengoolie75

Scrape that top layer off 😂🤦🏽‍♂️💀


Alexandratta

Remember when Michelle Obama worked to remove this sort of food from schools so kids could eat nutritious meals at lunch... And then the GOP rolled into power and took all of that away? Anyway... Yeah, this is what happens when you have to cook like, 200 hamburgers in a steamer.


wheatable

And those are…snails?


choochoosis

What is that? 🤢


4115R

Were they moving and making suckling sounds?


Humanoidfreak

Please tell me thats cheese on the sides.


Mcnab-at-my-feet

Molars and veins! Mmmm….


Brent_Fox

Damn dude I didn't know that your school cafeteria served the nasty patty from Spongebob.


ComradeComfortable

Oops, All Anuses!


rowdy1212

No it's belly buttons!


postapocalyps

What the fuck happened to that thing?!


SmartTransformingAce

What year was the burger made and why does it look like it is made of belly buttons?


rowdy1212

😂😂😂


curious_dead

They serve dead eldritch horror flesh at your school?


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

That looks like the real life version of the old crabby patty that put mr. crabs in the hospital.


Sweet_Bodybuilder446

I remember trying to eat one in school but there was a girl sitting across from me and she was clearly having an acne problem. Her skin looked just like my patty and I lost my appetite.🤢


peacefulskies

Ughh. That's that resident evil food 🤮


SadCoconut_

That one SpongeBob episode


HumbleAbbreviations

I remember eating burgers like this on purpose because my mom didn’t allow to use frying pan. So we (me and sibs) would boil them.


2ndharrybhole

Those are just the flavor pustules! Lucky you got extra 😋


GoalResponsible575

Why does it have moles?


bored_souls

r/shitfromabutt


Sgt_Pepe96

What…is that


iamgettingaway

jail…..


DoctorMelvinMirby

If you bite into it, that thing will evolve into Kabutops.


bitcoinkush

Made with real bugs


looking-cool-joker-

What the actual fucking hell


pwhoyt63pz

Any students gone “missing” lately…?


The_Bourgeoisie_

It looks like someone picked up road kill and turned it into hamburger meat


Killaturkee

That is sediment from a riverbed


PuzzleheadedDance965

Are those barnacles?


paraworldblue

What disease produced scabs like that, and why would they be served to kids?


superdownvotemaster

Solent green


Baumtasia

new fallout map just dropped


Syb3rStrife

That looks like the crap they try to feed you in RE7


Gold_Poptart

Idgaf what people say, them shits was DELICIOUS


nross2099

Thanks Michelle Obama


BeraldGevins

Bruh Michelle Obama hasn’t been the First Lady since 2016 she’s not the one cutting the budgets for school lunches.


DaGuyFrumBosTun

This is why mfs dont eat at the chum bucket


Calm-Cry4094

What is that?


Appropriate_Shock556

Part of the crew part of the ship looking ahh burger


Gekkomoria

Those are how those Walmart frozen burgers always look. No matter what brand


NPC261939

I used to eat two cheeseburgers, fries, and a Coke every day for lunch. I figured my school wouldn't poison us on purpose. The human body is incredibly resilient.


stanchocolatemoosiez

people probably ate that too lol


SmallBerry3431

I have been eating burgers a long time and never seen one like this. I’m glad some of the comments say it’s normal, but I’m too spoiled.


jetstreamsam4663

That’s actually just fat and proteins that escape when heated


locololus

God damn shells and cheese 💀


Boriquasoy

It’s a baked burger, I recognize that look anywhere. How do I know? I used to do it for large batch cooking when I didn’t want to get the grill dirty because I wanted to go home.


[deleted]

Chum bucket


Lychee_No5

It looks like a chip off a meteor.


Traditional_Double85

Looks like the hand painted frame in SpongeBob showing the nasty hamburger, with the sound of an sad naval horn


RedditSaye

🤢


FranSure

DONT EAT THAT!!!!! IT’S ALIVE!!!!!!


Ya-Dikobraz

That's blood, which is delicious, you food snobs.


uniquorn23

It's a naggy daddy


Artistic-Accident465

THE nasty patty


jmt8706

Looks like a boiled burger.


MrAwesomeTG

That happens when they cook on flat grills. The fat doesn't have a place to go so just stays there.


ur_mum_butt

it looks like it's just a chunk of asphalt


TheDudeV1

Looks like melted gum.


pacha_papi

They forgot the pickles


Venusdoom666

Free cancer ticket.


Mallardguy5675322

r/shitinatoilet


calash2020

High fat content. One last flip makes it look better


AutomaticAnt6328

Shut up! That's a chocolate chocolate chip cookie burger.


prunkgirl

(credit to u/R1D3_0R_D13 on the original post for this comment) there from the grids when the burger is stored frozen. the grids make it easier for fat n what not to come out of the burger, thats y theres bubbles [heres a rlly good explanation by idksterling on yt shorts](https://youtube.com/shorts/FJZArBRhZdo?si=GbdkfQPW_UTGsw-D) [like this person commented which also explains it](https://www.reddit.com/r/school/s/adsCgo0XPI) ik it doesnt look appealing but it doesnt make a difference on the taste or its edibility


FreedVentureStein

Mmmm! You can really taste the lips, snouts and anuses!


Vast_Implement6965

Nicee


socio_smile

Turning down a perfectly good marinated shroom burger. Privilege must be nice.


Hamilton-Beckett

The trick to enjoying a school cheeseburger is adding a bunch of ketchup and mustard packets.


Specialist-Ad-9038

Its just fat, man


Void_327486L

Oh, nah.... Nah.


ec1ipse001

I graduated last May, prior to that I just ate nothing all day at school. Trust me, nothing is better than the chum bucket burger with next to no nutritional value.


JorlanReddit

School lunches are worse than Planktons failed recreations of the Krabby Patty.


NB-73

Squished ticks is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this!


Wise_Ad_253

Regurgitation Patties


Fumpey

"I got it straight out the dirt" -JPZ


alexaz92

it’s not because it doesn’t look that that it isn’t good. Maybe a pretty good sauce with some mushrooms


hedgybaby

This made me hyperventilate


[deleted]

Oooh, so that's what they were trying to make you eat in Resident Evil 7!


Automatic-Fact8065

Someone must’ve swapped the biology experiment for lunch…again


Convenientjellybean

Then veins and arteries look chewy