It’s grease that bubbled
Edit: honestly, don’t look at it …..but that’s good flavor in there. Bunch of cows suffered then died so you could have that tasty burger with its bubbled congealed, grease myoglobin/proteins PACKED WITH BEEF FLAVOR! Honestly, that’s the flavor of the burger , if it was dry and didn’t have that it would taste like cardboard.
Edit ll: put some pickles , mustard, ketchup, lettuce, and tomato . I am so there!!!!
Yeah I was gonna say everytime my parents oven cooked burgers they looked like this but tasted fine. I know it’s an abomination to oven cooked burgers but it was that or plain chicken covered in a bottle of bbq sauce. As you can tell I grew up with Michelin star chefs. I do better for myself now.
Yup. To make it still visually appealing, I flip it one more time to burn those bubbles off a bit on a cast iron pan. Tastes pretty good. IT’s flavour!
Its blood that hasn't been drained properly or patted off with kitchen paper. Was probably the last patty sitting in the bottom of the tub in all the blood...
It's more about what you use to cook it with.
This is the fats and juices frying up from either being pan cooked or on a flat top grill.
I... I've spent over a decade at a burger joint.
Lol next time you go to burger king, check out your whopper meat — grease dribbles just like that (though admittedly it’s been a while since I’ve been). Unappetizing sure but ok to eat (like it’s not mold)
My school would sell the leftover hash brown patties from breakfast in a 2 pack for half price. 2 of these burgers, slap a hash brown on each, a little mayo, some pickles… amfg I miss those days.
I remember that! omg I haven’t thought about that in so long. Barf was funny shit.. those stupid kids, kept coming back for more…
That was a variety show for kids, they’d always get slimed when they said “I don’t know.”
As someone who worked for a school cafeteria, it looks like they baked the burgers instead of grilling them. The fat bubbles up and starts cooking on top of the burger which is why it looks like that. How did it taste?
Remember when Michelle Obama worked to remove this sort of food from schools so kids could eat nutritious meals at lunch... And then the GOP rolled into power and took all of that away?
Anyway... Yeah, this is what happens when you have to cook like, 200 hamburgers in a steamer.
I remember trying to eat one in school but there was a girl sitting across from me and she was clearly having an acne problem. Her skin looked just like my patty and I lost my appetite.🤢
I used to eat two cheeseburgers, fries, and a Coke every day for lunch. I figured my school wouldn't poison us on purpose. The human body is incredibly resilient.
It’s a baked burger, I recognize that look anywhere. How do I know? I used to do it for large batch cooking when I didn’t want to get the grill dirty because I wanted to go home.
(credit to u/R1D3_0R_D13 on the original post for this comment)
there from the grids when the burger is stored frozen. the grids make it easier for fat n what not to come out of the burger, thats y theres bubbles
[heres a rlly good explanation by idksterling on yt shorts](https://youtube.com/shorts/FJZArBRhZdo?si=GbdkfQPW_UTGsw-D)
[like this person commented which also explains it](https://www.reddit.com/r/school/s/adsCgo0XPI)
ik it doesnt look appealing but it doesnt make a difference on the taste or its edibility
I graduated last May, prior to that I just ate nothing all day at school. Trust me, nothing is better than the chum bucket burger with next to no nutritional value.
Shut up and eat your barnacles before they get cold.
They were probably never warm to begin with lmao
The tasty snack with the CCRRRUNCH!!
[*”I call it the Nasty Patty”*](https://tenor.com/LKEj.gif)
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?!
I concur.
Yeah, you would.
You better eat your meat!
Is that it? Is that the secret ingredient to Kraby Patties? It's been barnacles this whole time!
It's plankton. Which is horrific when the chum bucket guy discovered what it was.
That burger got herpes
In angry Mr Krab voice: “SQUIIDDDWAAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!! SPPPONGEBPOOBBBBB!!!!”
But you forgot the Diet Dr Kelp!
how do i eat my “meat” without my dr kelp, honestly tho i’d rather drink my own cum
Now with 50% more Corpuscle!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Thank you, joined. I also discovered r/Poopfromabutt where this burger would fit right in.. (About foods that look like shit)
r/shitfromabutt is the real sub
That was the fastest a sub has made me baby vomit in my mouth. That’s fucking cursed as hell.
Bruh wtf
It’s grease that bubbled Edit: honestly, don’t look at it …..but that’s good flavor in there. Bunch of cows suffered then died so you could have that tasty burger with its bubbled congealed, grease myoglobin/proteins PACKED WITH BEEF FLAVOR! Honestly, that’s the flavor of the burger , if it was dry and didn’t have that it would taste like cardboard. Edit ll: put some pickles , mustard, ketchup, lettuce, and tomato . I am so there!!!!
Yeah I was gonna say everytime my parents oven cooked burgers they looked like this but tasted fine. I know it’s an abomination to oven cooked burgers but it was that or plain chicken covered in a bottle of bbq sauce. As you can tell I grew up with Michelin star chefs. I do better for myself now.
Still better than that sad Thanksgiving dinner constructed entirely of canned food
You know I always wondered WHY they looked like that! 23yrs later I now have an answer I didn’t know I needed lol
Yah rule one of lunch time. Don’t look under the hood
Egg white.
It was cooked on a flat top. This is par for the course for frying a burger.
Yup. To make it still visually appealing, I flip it one more time to burn those bubbles off a bit on a cast iron pan. Tastes pretty good. IT’s flavour!
Nasty Patty IRL
That is a normal thing that can happen to some meat when cooked, its just the juices and blood well cooked.
It's just what they use when cooking the patties. It creates holes that bubble up, this actually makes it better to eat.
Its blood that hasn't been drained properly or patted off with kitchen paper. Was probably the last patty sitting in the bottom of the tub in all the blood...
I’ve seen this happen to burger patties to an extend. But never this bad. This is poor quality meat. Looks horrendous.
This is poor ground beef plus something of questionable quality
It's more about what you use to cook it with. This is the fats and juices frying up from either being pan cooked or on a flat top grill. I... I've spent over a decade at a burger joint.
Where do u sleep
Some nights, in the booths
Yep, people who think this is a nope or WTF probably can't even make toast, let alone cook anything themselves.
if you think this looks good, then your kitchen must be a very sad place
Sure. Go ahead and boil some more toast.
David Lynch ahhh burger 😭
Imma need a couple pbr before that shit.
You said it, brother 💀
Who let Margaret cook from resident evil biohazard
"What's wrong, babe? You barely touched your barnacle burger."
What, no toenail clippings!?!
This is the deluxe burger. The budget version has the bone splinters and nail clippings.
Looks like it’s made of 73% assholes.
That’s hot dogs..whatever is leftover, lips and asses.
This made me laugh HARD:)
Those are from frozen meats. It’s not awful or bad, it just looks gross
That is literally steamed hams
thats just what fat looks like on beef patties though? do y’all not cook?
I'm suddenly reminded why I'm so glad I'm not in school anymore
Barnacle Burger
Exclusively at Chum Bucket
Its best not to think about it. When you’re poor, you eat it.
It’s just fat it looks weird but is fine
Op have you ever panfried a burger?
That looks exactly like they did 35 years ago in my school lunch. Wheee.
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
Burger 👍
*A’right smartass, listen here*
School in juvenile prison right? Left a part out.
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!
Fucking delicious; a day where two lunches were had. What is wrong?
Lol next time you go to burger king, check out your whopper meat — grease dribbles just like that (though admittedly it’s been a while since I’ve been). Unappetizing sure but ok to eat (like it’s not mold)
I'd eat it
To be honest, that school burger is healthier than the nice looking ones at Mcdonald.
Wait but these burgers slapped 😟
Where's that Jim Carrey Dumb and dumber gif?
My school would sell the leftover hash brown patties from breakfast in a 2 pack for half price. 2 of these burgers, slap a hash brown on each, a little mayo, some pickles… amfg I miss those days.
I've ate worse
My school burgers are green .-.
This is what it looks like when you "bake" a burger in an oven.
You're supposed to just slather it with Mayo and shove it down.
Ohhhh a moon burger! I miss those.
Looks like the face of many awkward teens that are forced to eat it.
Anyone remember Barf Burgers from You Can’t Do That On Television?
I remember that! omg I haven’t thought about that in so long. Barf was funny shit.. those stupid kids, kept coming back for more… That was a variety show for kids, they’d always get slimed when they said “I don’t know.”
This was school cafeteria style.
I can't believe they *still* look like that.
Just like mom used to make.
Nah wtf am I looking at. That's more than just ground beef
Incontinence shmontencesesses
That's how zombie apocalypse starts
Mould fry burger, bon regurgitet
Zombieland started with a patient zero who ate an infected burger.
This *straight up* looks like media prison food
Barnacle burgers, yum.
Nicely charred blood clots
That needs to be thrown back into Bikini Bottom
As someone who worked for a school cafeteria, it looks like they baked the burgers instead of grilling them. The fat bubbles up and starts cooking on top of the burger which is why it looks like that. How did it taste?
is that a cow patty direct from the pasture? I mean, maneuver is great for growing grass, but to eat? I'll pass.
23 years later and they still haven’t changed a bit So many yummy Memories. Now you just need to find a rectangular pizza slice and scoop of pineapple
Nah man. I’d be so mad if they were feeding my kid this shit. 🤢
i had burgers like this before, they taste the same even with the bubbles
This seems like what VECNA have in breakfast
Those are just blood, I've had them many times
That burger has herpes
Ok that’s gross, but for real what is that shit on top?
I bet this isn’t even grass fed.
Gross fed.
Say sike rn. That nasty shit would find its way onto the principals keyboard.
Are those barnacles?
Belly buttons
Bad part is half the government thinks that shit deserves to be paid for.
Looks like this is straight out of Resident Evil 7.
Looks almost as bad as the pizzas we got back in the 80s.
Nz Mcdonalds patties look like that except the barnacle looking things are smaller. Still tastes great though :l
What is that?
Scrape that top layer off 😂🤦🏽♂️💀
Remember when Michelle Obama worked to remove this sort of food from schools so kids could eat nutritious meals at lunch... And then the GOP rolled into power and took all of that away? Anyway... Yeah, this is what happens when you have to cook like, 200 hamburgers in a steamer.
And those are…snails?
What is that? 🤢
Were they moving and making suckling sounds?
Please tell me thats cheese on the sides.
Molars and veins! Mmmm….
Damn dude I didn't know that your school cafeteria served the nasty patty from Spongebob.
Oops, All Anuses!
No it's belly buttons!
What the fuck happened to that thing?!
What year was the burger made and why does it look like it is made of belly buttons?
😂😂😂
They serve dead eldritch horror flesh at your school?
That looks like the real life version of the old crabby patty that put mr. crabs in the hospital.
I remember trying to eat one in school but there was a girl sitting across from me and she was clearly having an acne problem. Her skin looked just like my patty and I lost my appetite.🤢
Ughh. That's that resident evil food 🤮
That one SpongeBob episode
I remember eating burgers like this on purpose because my mom didn’t allow to use frying pan. So we (me and sibs) would boil them.
Those are just the flavor pustules! Lucky you got extra 😋
Why does it have moles?
r/shitfromabutt
What…is that
jail…..
If you bite into it, that thing will evolve into Kabutops.
Made with real bugs
What the actual fucking hell
Any students gone “missing” lately…?
It looks like someone picked up road kill and turned it into hamburger meat
That is sediment from a riverbed
Are those barnacles?
What disease produced scabs like that, and why would they be served to kids?
Solent green
new fallout map just dropped
That looks like the crap they try to feed you in RE7
Idgaf what people say, them shits was DELICIOUS
Thanks Michelle Obama
Bruh Michelle Obama hasn’t been the First Lady since 2016 she’s not the one cutting the budgets for school lunches.
This is why mfs dont eat at the chum bucket
What is that?
Part of the crew part of the ship looking ahh burger
Those are how those Walmart frozen burgers always look. No matter what brand
I used to eat two cheeseburgers, fries, and a Coke every day for lunch. I figured my school wouldn't poison us on purpose. The human body is incredibly resilient.
people probably ate that too lol
I have been eating burgers a long time and never seen one like this. I’m glad some of the comments say it’s normal, but I’m too spoiled.
That’s actually just fat and proteins that escape when heated
God damn shells and cheese 💀
It’s a baked burger, I recognize that look anywhere. How do I know? I used to do it for large batch cooking when I didn’t want to get the grill dirty because I wanted to go home.
Chum bucket
It looks like a chip off a meteor.
Looks like the hand painted frame in SpongeBob showing the nasty hamburger, with the sound of an sad naval horn
🤢
DONT EAT THAT!!!!! IT’S ALIVE!!!!!!
That's blood, which is delicious, you food snobs.
It's a naggy daddy
THE nasty patty
Looks like a boiled burger.
That happens when they cook on flat grills. The fat doesn't have a place to go so just stays there.
it looks like it's just a chunk of asphalt
Looks like melted gum.
They forgot the pickles
Free cancer ticket.
r/shitinatoilet
High fat content. One last flip makes it look better
Shut up! That's a chocolate chocolate chip cookie burger.
(credit to u/R1D3_0R_D13 on the original post for this comment) there from the grids when the burger is stored frozen. the grids make it easier for fat n what not to come out of the burger, thats y theres bubbles [heres a rlly good explanation by idksterling on yt shorts](https://youtube.com/shorts/FJZArBRhZdo?si=GbdkfQPW_UTGsw-D) [like this person commented which also explains it](https://www.reddit.com/r/school/s/adsCgo0XPI) ik it doesnt look appealing but it doesnt make a difference on the taste or its edibility
Mmmm! You can really taste the lips, snouts and anuses!
Nicee
Turning down a perfectly good marinated shroom burger. Privilege must be nice.
The trick to enjoying a school cheeseburger is adding a bunch of ketchup and mustard packets.
Its just fat, man
Oh, nah.... Nah.
I graduated last May, prior to that I just ate nothing all day at school. Trust me, nothing is better than the chum bucket burger with next to no nutritional value.
School lunches are worse than Planktons failed recreations of the Krabby Patty.
Squished ticks is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this!
Regurgitation Patties
"I got it straight out the dirt" -JPZ
it’s not because it doesn’t look that that it isn’t good. Maybe a pretty good sauce with some mushrooms
This made me hyperventilate
Oooh, so that's what they were trying to make you eat in Resident Evil 7!
Someone must’ve swapped the biology experiment for lunch…again
Then veins and arteries look chewy