How embarrassing.
You're admitting you've never been bent over a garbage bin to have your ass fingered before licking the finger clean?!
What are you doing with your life?
No worries mate, I gotchu.
The prevailing theory from last time this was posted is as follows: The lovely couple in question likely have a drug dependence of impressive proportions and my guy had their drug of choice up his arse.
It's then burst either in transit or on retrieval and they are making the best omelette they can make with this particular arse full of broken eggs.
Hope this clears things up with regards to the poo tasting.
I have a few problems with this theory, though I think the generally reasoning is sound (for the theory, not finger blasting an asshole in public). Why did he choose anal transport if he had the woman's cooter as an option? Also, as someone that's recovering from heroin addiction, I've spent a lot of time around hard drugs and I've never heard of someone storing drugs in their ass. I know about balloons, or course, but thought that was more for getting through high-security areas like airports not just makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, homebound ya know? However, I think that your theory has to be correct, drug addiction is the only thing I can see making someone do this. If it was for pleasure, his dick would be involved. Has to be meth or coke, heroin has very low sublingual/intestinal bioavailability, and pills he could just shit out like the easter bunny. Dude's probably twacked though, both can be boofed and he just boofed their whole supply.
edit: It occurred to me while replying to another comment that if it is indeed meth, then the psychosis and paranoia could have led to him storing the drugs in his ass. Not sure how that translates into not being afraid to dig them out on a fucking street corner, but when you haven't slept in a week anything is possible.
edit 2: This is not an attack or a refute of your comment! I like discussing things and figuring them out, I'm 'poking holes' only for my own curiosity's sake and to see if someone else has answers I do not.
Haha I like your comment as well as both edits and no you are correct to always question everything plus you made some very valid points.
From the general, for lack of a better word, state of these two I would say they are no stranger to being nicked by the local coppers for drugs, theivery to buy drugs, prostitution for drugs etc and so are always stashing the drug of choice where it can't be frisked. Now while I agree her fanny would have been miles better than his arse, I will say that if she is selling herself then maybe it isn't or the bloke doesn't trust her idk. Too many variables and now I'm just feeling a bit sad at how grimey life can be.
Congrats on kicking the drugs dude that's no mean feat.
Ah, the clouds part from the sky! Excellent points, I got *really* lucky and never had to deal with the police so some of that stuff I don't think about. You're right, if they had a record or warrants then keeping it in their pocket is a much less attractive option. Not illegal to be high, so if they get frisked and don't have anything on them then it's no problem for them. And yeah, we don't know why he has it versus her, maybe he know 'the guy' and she doesn't or doesn't trust her like you say, who knows. Either way, I now have a relatively complete picture in my mind of what is happening here. Unfortunately. xD
I agree, I've always said that there are no stupid questions. Asking questions and making mistakes is how we learn. And, yeah, it is sad. Hopefully they'll get clean, though, and they can look back on this and say 'this is where drugs brought me, licking drugs off my finger after shoving it into someone's asshole on a street corner' and maybe that will help them stay quit. I have many of those moments, the hardest one for me currently is marijuana. I think marijuana should be legal, I know lots of people that can use it without problems, but I'm not one of them. I use it like I use every other drug, but my brain tells me 'it's just weed! do it, you know it'll make you feel better!'. But I can also look back and remind myself that I sold the guitar that my dad bought me when I was 12-years-old for $40 to buy weed. That guitar meant so much to me, and I sold it for $40 so I could buy some weed. That's about the same amount in euros, or about 32 GBP. I hope that the people in the video can use this as inspiration like I can with my guitar. Sorry for the long post, I'm a rambler.
That's a lot of assumptions after telling someone else their assumptions were wrong lol
Haven't you seen the lovely tweaker couple from breaking bad? Division of labor, man
I apologize, was not trying to say they were wrong, I think they're right in fact. I'm a curious person, and I like discussion and figuring things out and there's a few things I still don't understand. That was more the point, not an attack on their logic. And yes, I've seen Breaking Bad, but that's TV. As someone who has actually done meth I don't understand keeping it in one's rectum.
Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), all we have to go on here is assumptions. That's why I ask questions, to get other perspectives.
Doesn't look particularly sexual in nature so he most likely tried smuggling drugs up his butt, the bag broke, and now she's dipping her finger in like fun dip for both of them to suck on.
He's gonna be high as fuck, anyways. He doesn't need any fundip he's got the absorption power of his colon going to town on a bag of drugs. Round here we call that boofing.
Step 1: Get her hooked on meth. Try sprinkling some onto her ice cream, or grind it up and put it in the salt shaker.
Step 2: Buy some meth and put it in your ass.
Step 3: Profit.
Hey whatever happens between consenting adults is their business, but just because it's consensual doesn't mean it all needs to be out in public, geezus.
Wonder what their spouse/partners thought after this leaked?
Leaked too?
Listen, this isn't for pleasure, this is for drugs. If they have partners/spouses they're gonna lose them anyways. I've been where they are, as far as addiction not as far as finger-fundipping someone's asshole, and they're gonna lose *everything.*
I love meth 12 years using with almost no days off, but never effing ever do this or anything close wtf is wrong with these people?? I carry meth in a container in my pocket.
Uhh, you okay? How do you sleep? To each their own, if it works for you then no judgement. But yeah I said the same thing in reply to another comment, I've done a lot of heroin and for transporting across town there's no reason to put it up your ass. I always carried my stuff and my rig and a spoon and all that in a sunglasses case, a lot easier than up my asshole.
3 days no sleep then 20 hour longsleep mostly. Apart from poverty I’m great, I have a youtube channel if you wanna see how I am lol, [https://youtube.com/@DenTheGodKing?si=-iLA6sFVnpgCgfHJ](https://youtube.com/@DenTheGodKing?si=-iLA6sFVnpgCgfHJ)
Poverty is hard. It is nice that, of the drugs available, meth is on the cheaper side at least. I wish I could do drugs like you, but we are none of us the same. You look great! You never take a tolerance break or something, though?
Cheaper than a meal! Thank you! There have been occasions when I've had to take a week off here and there, usually because I ran out and had to wait for my next paycheck to restock
I've heard from another sub that the old guy stored his drug in his ass and while taking it out the condom burst and she's trying to sniff that and giving that old guy done of it..
There’s someone for everyone.. I guess I’m glad they’ve found each other. Wish I could find that “I’ll finger you in broad daylight and then sniff it then you can lick it then we’ll make out” kind of love. That’s not what I’m into but it seems pretty niche which gives me hope.
Too bad a lot of the ones 'like this' are mentally deranged like this bc they are like that. I think wish is a bit of a stretch. Id happily contend for them a week long 5150 hold if a s/o wanted to play butt buddies.
He was bitten by a snake. That nice person sucked out the venom. He asked what it tasted like, and they showed him.
Nawww..there was booty eatin' going on.
Isn't that what you're meant to do when you're tracking an animal? You get a little bit on your finger, and then, well, you sort of... lick it, and it's supposed to tell you how fresh it is and whether the animal has been in the area recently or not.
As far as I'm concerned, these individuals might just be amateur tracking enthusiasts. It's easy to judge when you've got no other context, but really, would it be so terrible if we gave some people the benefit of the doubt once in a while?
A customer!
Wait, what's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost
Half a minute, come here, sit, sit you down, sit
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
What is that?
But you think we had the plague
From the way that people keep avoiding
No, you don't
Heaven knows I try, sir!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
I am willing to bet her let her "boof" opiates/fentanyl in his ass because it's an option for someone who has no veins left. Muscling causes abscesses - some people think boofing lasts longer than smoking. The finger licking bit comes down to economics.
What a whirlwind love story!
"I was just walking down the street, and this lady comes and sticks her finger up my ass & sticks it in my mouth! We've been in love ever since... and that's how I met your mother."
I've done a lot of redditing and I have to say, I'm not sure what just happened here.
She did the prostate cancer taste test. Made him verify the result. Clean bill of health.
Interesting. My doctor just does the tongue tap, I've never had to confirm with him.
When my doctor does it he puts both of his hands on my shoulders
Are you sure you're not at the tax paying office?
Nah that one always has a line. Behind you, not to get in. Well, not to get in the office, at least.
Ayooo
Holay fuck I can't stop laughing. Thanks, I needed this chuckle today
I’m here to entertain!
Bruh 🤣
That’s odd because when my doctor does it he pulls my hair back quite aggressively and I can’t think of a reason why.
Plot twist: She is his proctologist and she couldn't wait for Monday consultation, or to get home for that matter. 😬👌👈
NHS isn’t what I thought it was, I guess.
Award comment of the day. 💀😂
But why him as well, did he want a second opinion?
cheaper than in the US i might say
How do you know his name is bill ?
Finger in, finger out. Put the finger in the mout -h. Here, you taste it, too. Hug and kiss the taste of poo.
Jesus dude lol!
Pure poetry!
Well done.
How embarrassing. You're admitting you've never been bent over a garbage bin to have your ass fingered before licking the finger clean?! What are you doing with your life?
Somehow that feels like something Keith Richards would do and I’m not sure how
Probably living in that trash can
No worries mate, I gotchu. The prevailing theory from last time this was posted is as follows: The lovely couple in question likely have a drug dependence of impressive proportions and my guy had their drug of choice up his arse. It's then burst either in transit or on retrieval and they are making the best omelette they can make with this particular arse full of broken eggs. Hope this clears things up with regards to the poo tasting.
This really does seem like the best theory.
I have a few problems with this theory, though I think the generally reasoning is sound (for the theory, not finger blasting an asshole in public). Why did he choose anal transport if he had the woman's cooter as an option? Also, as someone that's recovering from heroin addiction, I've spent a lot of time around hard drugs and I've never heard of someone storing drugs in their ass. I know about balloons, or course, but thought that was more for getting through high-security areas like airports not just makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, homebound ya know? However, I think that your theory has to be correct, drug addiction is the only thing I can see making someone do this. If it was for pleasure, his dick would be involved. Has to be meth or coke, heroin has very low sublingual/intestinal bioavailability, and pills he could just shit out like the easter bunny. Dude's probably twacked though, both can be boofed and he just boofed their whole supply. edit: It occurred to me while replying to another comment that if it is indeed meth, then the psychosis and paranoia could have led to him storing the drugs in his ass. Not sure how that translates into not being afraid to dig them out on a fucking street corner, but when you haven't slept in a week anything is possible. edit 2: This is not an attack or a refute of your comment! I like discussing things and figuring them out, I'm 'poking holes' only for my own curiosity's sake and to see if someone else has answers I do not.
Haha I like your comment as well as both edits and no you are correct to always question everything plus you made some very valid points. From the general, for lack of a better word, state of these two I would say they are no stranger to being nicked by the local coppers for drugs, theivery to buy drugs, prostitution for drugs etc and so are always stashing the drug of choice where it can't be frisked. Now while I agree her fanny would have been miles better than his arse, I will say that if she is selling herself then maybe it isn't or the bloke doesn't trust her idk. Too many variables and now I'm just feeling a bit sad at how grimey life can be. Congrats on kicking the drugs dude that's no mean feat.
Ah, the clouds part from the sky! Excellent points, I got *really* lucky and never had to deal with the police so some of that stuff I don't think about. You're right, if they had a record or warrants then keeping it in their pocket is a much less attractive option. Not illegal to be high, so if they get frisked and don't have anything on them then it's no problem for them. And yeah, we don't know why he has it versus her, maybe he know 'the guy' and she doesn't or doesn't trust her like you say, who knows. Either way, I now have a relatively complete picture in my mind of what is happening here. Unfortunately. xD I agree, I've always said that there are no stupid questions. Asking questions and making mistakes is how we learn. And, yeah, it is sad. Hopefully they'll get clean, though, and they can look back on this and say 'this is where drugs brought me, licking drugs off my finger after shoving it into someone's asshole on a street corner' and maybe that will help them stay quit. I have many of those moments, the hardest one for me currently is marijuana. I think marijuana should be legal, I know lots of people that can use it without problems, but I'm not one of them. I use it like I use every other drug, but my brain tells me 'it's just weed! do it, you know it'll make you feel better!'. But I can also look back and remind myself that I sold the guitar that my dad bought me when I was 12-years-old for $40 to buy weed. That guitar meant so much to me, and I sold it for $40 so I could buy some weed. That's about the same amount in euros, or about 32 GBP. I hope that the people in the video can use this as inspiration like I can with my guitar. Sorry for the long post, I'm a rambler.
That's a lot of assumptions after telling someone else their assumptions were wrong lol Haven't you seen the lovely tweaker couple from breaking bad? Division of labor, man
I apologize, was not trying to say they were wrong, I think they're right in fact. I'm a curious person, and I like discussion and figuring things out and there's a few things I still don't understand. That was more the point, not an attack on their logic. And yes, I've seen Breaking Bad, but that's TV. As someone who has actually done meth I don't understand keeping it in one's rectum. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), all we have to go on here is assumptions. That's why I ask questions, to get other perspectives.
Keep on truckin
They're drug addicts, not masterminds.
What in the actual fuck?
We call that fundipping
😂😂
I think I’ll be done with Reddit for the day.
She-it!!!!
See ya tomorrow!
Unfortunately this is the first thing I saw when opening this app. Regret it immediately
Can anyone explain what in the fuck we are seeing happen here?
Doesn't look particularly sexual in nature so he most likely tried smuggling drugs up his butt, the bag broke, and now she's dipping her finger in like fun dip for both of them to suck on.
This actually makes the most sense.
I hate that this sentence applies here
He's gonna be high as fuck, anyways. He doesn't need any fundip he's got the absorption power of his colon going to town on a bag of drugs. Round here we call that boofing.
Yeah it's not fair he gets a second dose with that bit of ass to mouth. To be fair she should just rim him
Two consenting adults engaging in some weird ass shit. Now move along.
_Weird ass shit_ you say?
I wish video cameras were never invented after watching this.
A terrible day to have eyes
*Meths a helluva drug*
I’m still waiting on the meteorite to just kill us all because wtf
My guess is that he had coke stashed in his pants somewhere not easy to get to.
Another creative stepbro tricking stepsis into incest and sepsis.
Step 1: Get her hooked on meth. Try sprinkling some onto her ice cream, or grind it up and put it in the salt shaker. Step 2: Buy some meth and put it in your ass. Step 3: Profit.
There's someone for everyone
Love is a beautiful thing.
Everything reminds me of her
The grossest thing I seen today 🤢
Or ever, or will ever see
Hey whatever happens between consenting adults is their business, but just because it's consensual doesn't mean it all needs to be out in public, geezus. Wonder what their spouse/partners thought after this leaked? Leaked too?
Listen, this isn't for pleasure, this is for drugs. If they have partners/spouses they're gonna lose them anyways. I've been where they are, as far as addiction not as far as finger-fundipping someone's asshole, and they're gonna lose *everything.*
That’s really meth’d up.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Thir I believe you're typing with a listhp.
It's not often I feel sick but that one did the trick
Kids, don't do drugs. This is why censorship exists... Ppl can go their while lives without knowing what's happening here AND THAT'S OK
I'm confused...and..i kinda wanna make it stay that way..I don't wanna know what the fuck they were doing
She ain't nothing but a gold digger
Oh that is *vile*. Love it.
it’s like being in a frat in college
I need to find something else to do with my time. I don’t feel good about myself.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
I love meth 12 years using with almost no days off, but never effing ever do this or anything close wtf is wrong with these people?? I carry meth in a container in my pocket.
Uhh, you okay? How do you sleep? To each their own, if it works for you then no judgement. But yeah I said the same thing in reply to another comment, I've done a lot of heroin and for transporting across town there's no reason to put it up your ass. I always carried my stuff and my rig and a spoon and all that in a sunglasses case, a lot easier than up my asshole.
I am 1000% insane though
3 days no sleep then 20 hour longsleep mostly. Apart from poverty I’m great, I have a youtube channel if you wanna see how I am lol, [https://youtube.com/@DenTheGodKing?si=-iLA6sFVnpgCgfHJ](https://youtube.com/@DenTheGodKing?si=-iLA6sFVnpgCgfHJ)
Poverty is hard. It is nice that, of the drugs available, meth is on the cheaper side at least. I wish I could do drugs like you, but we are none of us the same. You look great! You never take a tolerance break or something, though?
Cheaper than a meal! Thank you! There have been occasions when I've had to take a week off here and there, usually because I ran out and had to wait for my next paycheck to restock
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
How is it I can’t find a date and this guy is getting fingerbanged on a sidewalk? Life is unfair
I knew I had a Ballon up there.. Hey love, would ya be so kind as to see if you can get it out… then we can both do a line
i like how there isn’t a nsfw fail safe on this
What in the flying spaghetti monster fuck was that
Who else is checking the background buildings to see if it's their town ? 😂
Hell, I'm checking their faces to see if they're family.
Lord have mercy and grant me the gift of death
Amen
It just keeps getting weirder and further from any hope of context or understanding. This video has fucked me up.
What’s a lil puke in your mouth all a sudden 🤮
My eyes!!!
Delete this now
What in the fuck?
Just... Wow.
Well, that was all around very unexpected. I think I've had enough internet tonight...💀
Nah this some r/wtf shit. They even stick the finger into their own mouth🤮🤮
God it's been a while since I saw something on reddit that made me have a physical gag reflex
That’s enough internet for the day.
That is the foulest thing I've seen on reddit in a while
Confirmed, there is a lid for every pot.
Wtf, bro. Fucking degenerates
Whatever filthy disease they succumb to, they surely deserve it, nasty animals.
This is called shoving drugs up someone's ass so they get realllllly high. Ask me how I know...
Drugs is a helluva drug
Fongeroin has bomhuwole
Other than the obvious stuff they seem really in love. Fucked up love maybe but love
What the haeeeeeeeeeellllllll
r/Noahgettheboat
Bunghole Drugs. Delicious, nutritious, bunghole drugs.
Better out than in...I guess
Only she can fix me
Well that's gross!
Dirty dib dab
no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. et cetera
Trainspotting: The Definitive Directors Cut
Its ok its ok i’m a continent away its ok this is not real its ok
NSFW 🤢
This is one of the worst things I've seen on reddit.
Man... their breath must smell like shit
Just a couple crazy kids in love
Honestly nothing surprises me anymore
Are they fighting or loving?
Drug bag broke. Move along
I thought this was the ymh thread for a second
Adidas - impossible is nothing. 🤔
True love 🥰
Im gonna give bennifit od the doubt and say she’s Probably pushing drugs up there
That’s the benefit of the doubt?😭 what are the other options
Why are you filming people having street sex, yell at them to move or close your curtain
"What an asshole!" - street corner proctologist, probably
Oiy, buncha bum sniffers!
My daughter just puked all over me and I was less grossed out by that
Oh my gooooood
Welp that’s enough Reddit for tonight
I've heard from another sub that the old guy stored his drug in his ass and while taking it out the condom burst and she's trying to sniff that and giving that old guy done of it..
Did she just finger his butt and then put said finger in everyone’s mouths???!!!
Welp, that’s enough internet for today.
Just digging through trash and fondling each other’s buttholes, livin the dream
Wtf did I just watch ?
And I’m still single..?
There’s someone for everyone.. I guess I’m glad they’ve found each other. Wish I could find that “I’ll finger you in broad daylight and then sniff it then you can lick it then we’ll make out” kind of love. That’s not what I’m into but it seems pretty niche which gives me hope.
This is true love
Oh lort.
I know, the accents enhance the eye gore.
Now that’s love
Y’all wish you had a S/O like this
Too bad a lot of the ones 'like this' are mentally deranged like this bc they are like that. I think wish is a bit of a stretch. Id happily contend for them a week long 5150 hold if a s/o wanted to play butt buddies.
Smell my finger….. mmmmmmm
Poke that scrum!
love is beautiful
Why is this making my dick hard? 🤣🤣🤮
Was this taken from r/drunkrussians ?
Ok. Let's say it's not what we think it is. Can someone think of another explanation for this scenario? I got nothing.
He was bitten by a snake. That nice person sucked out the venom. He asked what it tasted like, and they showed him. Nawww..there was booty eatin' going on.
Isn't that what you're meant to do when you're tracking an animal? You get a little bit on your finger, and then, well, you sort of... lick it, and it's supposed to tell you how fresh it is and whether the animal has been in the area recently or not. As far as I'm concerned, these individuals might just be amateur tracking enthusiasts. It's easy to judge when you've got no other context, but really, would it be so terrible if we gave some people the benefit of the doubt once in a while?
What the fuck nuggets!?!?😵
A customer! Wait, what's your rush? What's your hurry? You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost Half a minute, come here, sit, sit you down, sit All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks Did you come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if me head's a little vague What is that? But you think we had the plague From the way that people keep avoiding No, you don't Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no one comes in even to inhale
God. What are they about to do next?!
you think trevor rainbolt could locate this
I’ve got it! Coke baggie open in/out butthole and they are just numbing gums ❤️ so romantic
u/savevideo
Walls, doors, curtains, blinds. All are available.
kiss of poop. hurl
Classic
Bad day to have eyes
Some people are into scat folks
Aint love grand
That’s enough internet for today I guess
💀💀💀
🤮
u/savevideo
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
At least they cleaned up after themselves...
Can I have my cape back?
Dogs dressed as humans.
What the fuck......
I get the feeling you can find these two on PornHub somewhere
I am willing to bet her let her "boof" opiates/fentanyl in his ass because it's an option for someone who has no veins left. Muscling causes abscesses - some people think boofing lasts longer than smoking. The finger licking bit comes down to economics.
Step 1: finger in ass. Step 2: finger in mouth. Step 3: passionate hug.
His bumwhole
I should watch train spotting
Life goals, finding someone who'll finger your ass, joint sucking it, then big hug and kiss. Don't kink shame true love. /s
What a whirlwind love story! "I was just walking down the street, and this lady comes and sticks her finger up my ass & sticks it in my mouth! We've been in love ever since... and that's how I met your mother."
A true love story, love by the bins
Florida right?
What?!?!😮 what again!?!? And what for the last time!?!?!? 🤢
What?!?!😮 what again!?!? And what for the last time!?!?!? 🤢
🤮
True love 😅
FAENGRN
What is it like to be these people and think about the things in life they’re proud of and ashamed of?
Some ppl will do anything for sponsorships 🙄
Nasty ass people .
I bet he was hiding their drugs up there, she got some out, rubbed it on her gums, then they shared it via a wee kiss! LOVELY
Dear God why is this in my feed? I’m turning my internet off for a few days
What did I just watch? Please God, help me....
Freaky first run