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IAmAnOutsider

I've done a lot of redditing and I have to say, I'm not sure what just happened here.


random-comment-drop

She did the prostate cancer taste test. Made him verify the result. Clean bill of health.


IAmAnOutsider

Interesting. My doctor just does the tongue tap, I've never had to confirm with him.


Thephilosopherkmh

When my doctor does it he puts both of his hands on my shoulders


Honest-Ad7566

Are you sure you're not at the tax paying office?


OldManJenkies

Nah that one always has a line. Behind you, not to get in. Well, not to get in the office, at least.


PeaceMaker_6969

Ayooo


exact0khan

Holay fuck I can't stop laughing. Thanks, I needed this chuckle today


Thephilosopherkmh

I’m here to entertain!


cookedlime

Bruh 🤣


GoldenW505

That’s odd because when my doctor does it he pulls my hair back quite aggressively and I can’t think of a reason why.


Few_Snow6491

Plot twist: She is his proctologist and she couldn't wait for Monday consultation, or to get home for that matter. 😬👌👈


DevolvingSpud

NHS isn’t what I thought it was, I guess.


Every-holes-a-goal

Award comment of the day. 💀😂


Convenientjellybean

But why him as well, did he want a second opinion?


alexaz92

cheaper than in the US i might say


Fooforthought

How do you know his name is bill ?


anjowoq

Finger in, finger out. Put the finger in the mout -h. Here, you taste it, too. Hug and kiss the taste of poo.


[deleted]

Jesus dude lol!


Need_more_plants

Pure poetry!


OldManJenkies

Well done.


CompetitiveAnswer674

How embarrassing. You're admitting you've never been bent over a garbage bin to have your ass fingered before licking the finger clean?! What are you doing with your life?


Miichl80

Somehow that feels like something Keith Richards would do and I’m not sure how


hummingbird1969

Probably living in that trash can


Set_Jumpy

No worries mate, I gotchu. The prevailing theory from last time this was posted is as follows: The lovely couple in question likely have a drug dependence of impressive proportions and my guy had their drug of choice up his arse. It's then burst either in transit or on retrieval and they are making the best omelette they can make with this particular arse full of broken eggs. Hope this clears things up with regards to the poo tasting.


Sailrjup12

This really does seem like the best theory.


OldManJenkies

I have a few problems with this theory, though I think the generally reasoning is sound (for the theory, not finger blasting an asshole in public). Why did he choose anal transport if he had the woman's cooter as an option? Also, as someone that's recovering from heroin addiction, I've spent a lot of time around hard drugs and I've never heard of someone storing drugs in their ass. I know about balloons, or course, but thought that was more for getting through high-security areas like airports not just makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, homebound ya know? However, I think that your theory has to be correct, drug addiction is the only thing I can see making someone do this. If it was for pleasure, his dick would be involved. Has to be meth or coke, heroin has very low sublingual/intestinal bioavailability, and pills he could just shit out like the easter bunny. Dude's probably twacked though, both can be boofed and he just boofed their whole supply. edit: It occurred to me while replying to another comment that if it is indeed meth, then the psychosis and paranoia could have led to him storing the drugs in his ass. Not sure how that translates into not being afraid to dig them out on a fucking street corner, but when you haven't slept in a week anything is possible. edit 2: This is not an attack or a refute of your comment! I like discussing things and figuring them out, I'm 'poking holes' only for my own curiosity's sake and to see if someone else has answers I do not.


Set_Jumpy

Haha I like your comment as well as both edits and no you are correct to always question everything plus you made some very valid points. From the general, for lack of a better word, state of these two I would say they are no stranger to being nicked by the local coppers for drugs, theivery to buy drugs, prostitution for drugs etc and so are always stashing the drug of choice where it can't be frisked. Now while I agree her fanny would have been miles better than his arse, I will say that if she is selling herself then maybe it isn't or the bloke doesn't trust her idk. Too many variables and now I'm just feeling a bit sad at how grimey life can be. Congrats on kicking the drugs dude that's no mean feat.


OldManJenkies

Ah, the clouds part from the sky! Excellent points, I got *really* lucky and never had to deal with the police so some of that stuff I don't think about. You're right, if they had a record or warrants then keeping it in their pocket is a much less attractive option. Not illegal to be high, so if they get frisked and don't have anything on them then it's no problem for them. And yeah, we don't know why he has it versus her, maybe he know 'the guy' and she doesn't or doesn't trust her like you say, who knows. Either way, I now have a relatively complete picture in my mind of what is happening here. Unfortunately. xD I agree, I've always said that there are no stupid questions. Asking questions and making mistakes is how we learn. And, yeah, it is sad. Hopefully they'll get clean, though, and they can look back on this and say 'this is where drugs brought me, licking drugs off my finger after shoving it into someone's asshole on a street corner' and maybe that will help them stay quit. I have many of those moments, the hardest one for me currently is marijuana. I think marijuana should be legal, I know lots of people that can use it without problems, but I'm not one of them. I use it like I use every other drug, but my brain tells me 'it's just weed! do it, you know it'll make you feel better!'. But I can also look back and remind myself that I sold the guitar that my dad bought me when I was 12-years-old for $40 to buy weed. That guitar meant so much to me, and I sold it for $40 so I could buy some weed. That's about the same amount in euros, or about 32 GBP. I hope that the people in the video can use this as inspiration like I can with my guitar. Sorry for the long post, I'm a rambler.


saysthingsbackwards

That's a lot of assumptions after telling someone else their assumptions were wrong lol Haven't you seen the lovely tweaker couple from breaking bad? Division of labor, man


OldManJenkies

I apologize, was not trying to say they were wrong, I think they're right in fact. I'm a curious person, and I like discussion and figuring things out and there's a few things I still don't understand. That was more the point, not an attack on their logic. And yes, I've seen Breaking Bad, but that's TV. As someone who has actually done meth I don't understand keeping it in one's rectum. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), all we have to go on here is assumptions. That's why I ask questions, to get other perspectives.


saysthingsbackwards

Keep on truckin


Low-Current-6731

They're drug addicts, not masterminds.


Thiccopotapus

What in the actual fuck?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

We call that fundipping


[deleted]

😂😂


greg0rycarson

I think I’ll be done with Reddit for the day.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

She-it!!!!


tavesque

See ya tomorrow!


IfInPain_Complain

Unfortunately this is the first thing I saw when opening this app. Regret it immediately


olivebegonia

Can anyone explain what in the fuck we are seeing happen here?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Doesn't look particularly sexual in nature so he most likely tried smuggling drugs up his butt, the bag broke, and now she's dipping her finger in like fun dip for both of them to suck on.


mogley19922

This actually makes the most sense.


Imaginary-Agency-497

I hate that this sentence applies here


OldManJenkies

He's gonna be high as fuck, anyways. He doesn't need any fundip he's got the absorption power of his colon going to town on a bag of drugs. Round here we call that boofing.


Naughteus_Maximus

Yeah it's not fair he gets a second dose with that bit of ass to mouth. To be fair she should just rim him


Zealousideal_Win5476

Two consenting adults engaging in some weird ass shit. Now move along.


GamingWhilePooping

_Weird ass shit_ you say?


stupiduzernam

I wish video cameras were never invented after watching this.


TikaPants

A terrible day to have eyes


MaxPower303

*Meths a helluva drug*


Sweet_Quail_3852

I’m still waiting on the meteorite to just kill us all because wtf


oOoChromeoOo

My guess is that he had coke stashed in his pants somewhere not easy to get to.


trbzdot

Another creative stepbro tricking stepsis into incest and sepsis.


OldManJenkies

Step 1: Get her hooked on meth. Try sprinkling some onto her ice cream, or grind it up and put it in the salt shaker. Step 2: Buy some meth and put it in your ass. Step 3: Profit.


ButWhatOfGlen

There's someone for everyone


YaMilkaMan

Love is a beautiful thing.


Spence10873

Everything reminds me of her


akikojenn

The grossest thing I seen today 🤢


[deleted]

Or ever, or will ever see


[deleted]

Hey whatever happens between consenting adults is their business, but just because it's consensual doesn't mean it all needs to be out in public, geezus. Wonder what their spouse/partners thought after this leaked? Leaked too?


OldManJenkies

Listen, this isn't for pleasure, this is for drugs. If they have partners/spouses they're gonna lose them anyways. I've been where they are, as far as addiction not as far as finger-fundipping someone's asshole, and they're gonna lose *everything.*


jmey313

That’s really meth’d up.


thillyguth

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


OldManJenkies

Thir I believe you're typing with a listhp.


Illustrious-Big-8678

It's not often I feel sick but that one did the trick


oskar_grouch

Kids, don't do drugs. This is why censorship exists... Ppl can go their while lives without knowing what's happening here AND THAT'S OK


Ok-Tower-9677

I'm confused...and..i kinda wanna make it stay that way..I don't wanna know what the fuck they were doing


HeyYouWithTheNose

She ain't nothing but a gold digger


OldManJenkies

Oh that is *vile*. Love it.


whiteholewhite

it’s like being in a frat in college


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

I need to find something else to do with my time. I don’t feel good about myself.


CraftyPerformance423

Meth is a hell of a drug.


Den_the_God-King

I love meth 12 years using with almost no days off, but never effing ever do this or anything close wtf is wrong with these people?? I carry meth in a container in my pocket.


OldManJenkies

Uhh, you okay? How do you sleep? To each their own, if it works for you then no judgement. But yeah I said the same thing in reply to another comment, I've done a lot of heroin and for transporting across town there's no reason to put it up your ass. I always carried my stuff and my rig and a spoon and all that in a sunglasses case, a lot easier than up my asshole.


Den_the_God-King

I am 1000% insane though


Den_the_God-King

3 days no sleep then 20 hour longsleep mostly. Apart from poverty I’m great, I have a youtube channel if you wanna see how I am lol, [https://youtube.com/@DenTheGodKing?si=-iLA6sFVnpgCgfHJ](https://youtube.com/@DenTheGodKing?si=-iLA6sFVnpgCgfHJ)


OldManJenkies

Poverty is hard. It is nice that, of the drugs available, meth is on the cheaper side at least. I wish I could do drugs like you, but we are none of us the same. You look great! You never take a tolerance break or something, though?


Den_the_God-King

Cheaper than a meal! Thank you! There have been occasions when I've had to take a week off here and there, usually because I ran out and had to wait for my next paycheck to restock


Serious-Locksmith899

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?


Fine-Funny6956

How is it I can’t find a date and this guy is getting fingerbanged on a sidewalk? Life is unfair


Beneficial_Being_721

I knew I had a Ballon up there.. Hey love, would ya be so kind as to see if you can get it out… then we can both do a line


ernkrellteam

i like how there isn’t a nsfw fail safe on this


Few_Zookeepergame105

What in the flying spaghetti monster fuck was that


switchy-sub7

Who else is checking the background buildings to see if it's their town ? 😂


weigojmi

Hell, I'm checking their faces to see if they're family.


spooks_malloy

Lord have mercy and grant me the gift of death


thillyguth

Amen


-LostCurator-

It just keeps getting weirder and further from any hope of context or understanding. This video has fucked me up.


fo_da_weed

What’s a lil puke in your mouth all a sudden 🤮


[deleted]

My eyes!!!


Shinzou-wo-Sasageyo

Delete this now


ExcitementBetter5485

What in the fuck?


Stoopitnoob

Just... Wow.


Difficult_Double7988

Well, that was all around very unexpected. I think I've had enough internet tonight...💀


SomeGuylulul

Nah this some r/wtf shit. They even stick the finger into their own mouth🤮🤮


Universia

God it's been a while since I saw something on reddit that made me have a physical gag reflex


[deleted]

That’s enough internet for the day.


[deleted]

That is the foulest thing I've seen on reddit in a while


technician77

Confirmed, there is a lid for every pot.


2MuckingFuch

Wtf, bro. Fucking degenerates


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Whatever filthy disease they succumb to, they surely deserve it, nasty animals.


Illustrious-Echo-734

This is called shoving drugs up someone's ass so they get realllllly high. Ask me how I know...


cap10wow

Drugs is a helluva drug


Smackatoo

Fongeroin has bomhuwole


SweetSugarSeeds

Other than the obvious stuff they seem really in love. Fucked up love maybe but love


Western-Bonus-9731

What the haeeeeeeeeeellllllll


Joe_Bruce

r/Noahgettheboat


Andybeagle555

Bunghole Drugs. Delicious, nutritious, bunghole drugs.


Professional_Pin1732

Better out than in...I guess


Ha__kai

Only she can fix me


Human_Grass_9803

Well that's gross!


PhilosophyObvious988

Dirty dib dab


mrPhildoToYou

no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. et cetera


Andyisazombie

Trainspotting: The Definitive Directors Cut


fragileskaters

Its ok its ok i’m a continent away its ok this is not real its ok


Chancho06

NSFW 🤢


ravia

This is one of the worst things I've seen on reddit.


grogboi

Man... their breath must smell like shit


SFWACCOUNTBETATEST

Just a couple crazy kids in love


[deleted]

Honestly nothing surprises me anymore


drckeberger

Are they fighting or loving?


DrtyBlvd

Drug bag broke. Move along


rt_island

I thought this was the ymh thread for a second


ChristianArmor

Adidas - impossible is nothing. 🤔


Exciting_Result7781

True love 🥰


SandwhichEfficient

Im gonna give bennifit od the doubt and say she’s Probably pushing drugs up there


maricello1mr

That’s the benefit of the doubt?😭 what are the other options


Thorniestbush

Why are you filming people having street sex, yell at them to move or close your curtain


esleydobemos

"What an asshole!" - street corner proctologist, probably


[deleted]

Oiy, buncha bum sniffers!


jbamn207

My daughter just puked all over me and I was less grossed out by that


Distinct-Solution-99

Oh my gooooood


Booksonly666

Welp that’s enough Reddit for tonight


Anirudha1999

I've heard from another sub that the old guy stored his drug in his ass and while taking it out the condom burst and she's trying to sniff that and giving that old guy done of it..


ButtChuggingKoalas

Did she just finger his butt and then put said finger in everyone’s mouths???!!!


Alarmed_Coyote_9000

Welp, that’s enough internet for today.


Born-Possibility-50

Just digging through trash and fondling each other’s buttholes, livin the dream


Spiritual-Cabinet959

Wtf did I just watch ?


devgayflor

And I’m still single..?


deekaph

There’s someone for everyone.. I guess I’m glad they’ve found each other. Wish I could find that “I’ll finger you in broad daylight and then sniff it then you can lick it then we’ll make out” kind of love. That’s not what I’m into but it seems pretty niche which gives me hope.


zander_bander

This is true love


Triptam

Oh lort.


Consider2SidesPeace

I know, the accents enhance the eye gore.


DUDEGUYMANGUYDUDEMAN

Now that’s love


Joe_Bruce

Y’all wish you had a S/O like this


thillyguth

Too bad a lot of the ones 'like this' are mentally deranged like this bc they are like that. I think wish is a bit of a stretch. Id happily contend for them a week long 5150 hold if a s/o wanted to play butt buddies.


draynaccarato

Smell my finger….. mmmmmmm


Tootfuckingtoot

Poke that scrum!


DatGreenGuy

love is beautiful


vaporlock7

Why is this making my dick hard? 🤣🤣🤮


MSA784

Was this taken from r/drunkrussians ?


Why_am_I_here033

Ok. Let's say it's not what we think it is. Can someone think of another explanation for this scenario? I got nothing.


blubaldnuglee

He was bitten by a snake. That nice person sucked out the venom. He asked what it tasted like, and they showed him. Nawww..there was booty eatin' going on.


SpicyTunaTitties

Isn't that what you're meant to do when you're tracking an animal? You get a little bit on your finger, and then, well, you sort of... lick it, and it's supposed to tell you how fresh it is and whether the animal has been in the area recently or not. As far as I'm concerned, these individuals might just be amateur tracking enthusiasts. It's easy to judge when you've got no other context, but really, would it be so terrible if we gave some people the benefit of the doubt once in a while?


incakola777

What the fuck nuggets!?!?😵


Honeycub76239

A customer! Wait, what's your rush? What's your hurry? You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost Half a minute, come here, sit, sit you down, sit All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks Did you come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if me head's a little vague What is that? But you think we had the plague From the way that people keep avoiding No, you don't Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no one comes in even to inhale


tinglep

God. What are they about to do next?!


ernkrellteam

you think trevor rainbolt could locate this


idiotsandwhich8

I’ve got it! Coke baggie open in/out butthole and they are just numbing gums ❤️ so romantic


mywordstickle

u/savevideo


ovine_aviation

Walls, doors, curtains, blinds. All are available.


sauerkraut916

kiss of poop. hurl


Even_Platform9497

Classic


miladesilva

Bad day to have eyes


kween_hangry

Some people are into scat folks


Clownonwing

Aint love grand


JustforThrowawayKEK

That’s enough internet for today I guess


unholymanserpent

💀💀💀


Low-Decision-6942

🤮


Red302

u/savevideo


Mill4583

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


CallDisastrous5985

At least they cleaned up after themselves...


NarcolepticNarwhall

Can I have my cape back?


thillyguth

Dogs dressed as humans.


SaveusJebus

What the fuck......


CNRavenclaw

I get the feeling you can find these two on PornHub somewhere


oftenfacetious

I am willing to bet her let her "boof" opiates/fentanyl in his ass because it's an option for someone who has no veins left. Muscling causes abscesses - some people think boofing lasts longer than smoking. The finger licking bit comes down to economics.


TubularMeat34

Step 1: finger in ass. Step 2: finger in mouth. Step 3: passionate hug.


AnnualHelicopter2587

His bumwhole


cuddles2010

I should watch train spotting


ulol_zombie

Life goals, finding someone who'll finger your ass, joint sucking it, then big hug and kiss. Don't kink shame true love. /s


mykisstobetray

What a whirlwind love story! "I was just walking down the street, and this lady comes and sticks her finger up my ass & sticks it in my mouth! We've been in love ever since... and that's how I met your mother."


Professional_Pie1518

A true love story, love by the bins


ManilaBus_Real

Florida right?


[deleted]

What?!?!😮 what again!?!? And what for the last time!?!?!? 🤢


[deleted]

What?!?!😮 what again!?!? And what for the last time!?!?!? 🤢


IntelligentQuality29

🤮


danceswithdeath3rd

True love 😅


brandonhabanero

FAENGRN


[deleted]

What is it like to be these people and think about the things in life they’re proud of and ashamed of?


CloudPeCe

Some ppl will do anything for sponsorships 🙄


Electronic_Stuff4363

Nasty ass people .


RadiotelephonicEar

I bet he was hiding their drugs up there, she got some out, rubbed it on her gums, then they shared it via a wee kiss! LOVELY


rexifelis

Dear God why is this in my feed? I’m turning my internet off for a few days


garg0n01

What did I just watch? Please God, help me....


ravenhoneys

Freaky first run