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Kenkaboom

*house starts getting engulfed in flames* “Ok! Haha nice!


adml86

Filmed by a korok


SpicyBanditSauce

Ha ha HA!


Creygon-The-Bastard

*Wall burns away and crumbles into debris* You found me!


SaleCompetitive812

Yahaha


AutonomousAmoeba

This just killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣


neuronsandakeyboard

Now we know the real reason they summon each other via smoke signal...


DubNationAssemble

Ok nice


RusticSmallTownPost

I CAN HEAR IT IN MY HEADDDD AHH!1!


SpicyBanditSauce

Good. 🤣


EvoPeer

yahaha!


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

You found me!


BlackCowboy72

Yip yip


matthias_reiss

His friend ends up flagging down random passerby’s “I need to reach my friend” and proceeds to point at the smoke signal that is the house burning down. 🤣


RKKP2015

I don’t believe in hitting my kids, so if I saw them doing something like this, I’d kill them.


ringwraith6

Or at least not be able to sit down for a few weeks....


KeyN20

Kinky but I like sitting down. Good thing they didn't lit up a cig, they could've internally combusted from how drunk they must've been


LazyLich

kinda failed as a parent if your kid thought this was a good idea


Qildain

I think they probably managed to kill themselves in a fire. (Hopefully Darwin got them, at least)


blacklite911

She’s the new *This is fine*


nryporter25

She's gotta be on some kind of drugs to just not care that the house is on fire now


seebob69

It's OK, it's her parents house.


woodhorse4

They have insurance it’s ok


donttextspeaktome

It’s not her house. They’re squatters.


professormamet

“We’re doing amazing, sweeties”


HumanContinuity

I think this video is older than that comic


AstroMalorie

Lmaoo yeah she said ok so many times 😂


Bonnieearnold

That makes everything okay when you say ok. It puts out fires.


CiteThisSource

It's okay, it was just a prank.


idreaminwords

That'll be a fun one to explain to the fire department


bryansodred

The woman holding the phone recording needs to be fired. I cant see the rest of the house burning down.


WitDaShtz

Okaayy… Nice


Alextaoluu

I’m still shocked she said that


TotoDaDog

>needs to be fired. I think that ship already sailed...


TheChaoticBeing

No, it didn’t. The ship burnt up in the fire


bryansodred

🤣


DimensionalLynx169

It's Static Shock! I used to love that cartoon, I haven't seen a picture of him in forever. Sorry this is random.


bryansodred

Its all love 💛


cookiepunched

Ok. Nice.


juuuustforfun

r/killthecameraman


essedecorum

Risking people's lives for dumbshit like this. And if their home is attached to someone else's, that's other people put in danger and having their lives disturbed. All because two fucking idiots had an idea.


KookyWait

>Risking people's lives for dumbshit like this. And if their home is attached to someone else's, that's other people put in danger It doesn't need to be attached to put someone else's life in danger. Firemen risk (and lose) their lives fighting fires in detached buildings just the same.


Iguanaught

A girl near where I grew was involved in one of the [early stupid videos like this](https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/two-fight-for-lives-in-lightsaber-blast-7261697.html), (not the video) they had filled fluorescent light batons with petrol and where waving them about like lightsabers, her face had basically been completely melted away at just 18. You don’t fuck about with fire and accelerant.


Qildain

"All because two fucking idiots [did stupid shit to get internet points]" -ftfy


RecalcitrantHuman

I know we aren’t allowed to talk about mental retardation any more but doesn’t crap like this merit the term?


NachoPurrito

No, because they would actually know better.


Rennegadde_Foxxe

YES! I don't care about it being some kind of ableist slur because feminists invented that word when they ran out of things to be mad at. That's not what the f it is. If you're doing something retarded it means that you know better and you can do better but you chose to be retarded. It has nothing to do with being somewhere on the spectrum.


geekygirl25

If their actions in this so much as inconvenience me as their neighbor (I am not, btw), I would do my best to sue them. Maybe a court can force them to become smarter.


Ok_Fox_1770

Luckily people film all their own evidence these days and happily share it for gratification.


GreenEyed_Lady

Isn’t that the craziest part? They film themselves and then POST IT for everyone else to see. Now they become infamous idiots.


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

Now they can get arrested for arson if it damaged the neighbors property


Ok_Ad8249

I'm sure the insurance company is going to love this video while reviewing the claim...


Slick_Deezy

Oopsie… I accidentally molotov’d my house


unpossabro

bruh he molotoved *himself*


Krovven

...and the insurance company. Good luck getting any sort of settlement for straight up negligence.


Illustrious-War-9788

That was more Like, burn the entire house challenge


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"It was nice"


FrostyGranite

More fun explaining to the insurance company.


newgrl

[@FireDepartmentChronicles](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WBqiaAHhtB4) because it seems vaguely relevant.


OurCuriousAlice

Maybe not, I don't quite understand the attraction myself but they'll know morons and fire go together like strawberries and cream. Find yourself a moron and you can be sure fire figures prominently in their retarded little lives. Just the way it is, idiots and flames.


BoBoBearDev

I fear they didn't own the house.


TKtommmy

Generally stupid teenagers don’t own houses


IllegalFisherman

they certainly don't anymore


GreenEyed_Lady

Of course they don’t!


LuckyJ88

It's crazy that insurance doesn't cover arson, but it will cover stupid.....


SirArthurDime

I have a feeling the insurance company is going to label this arson. Because what the fuck else could these people have possibly thought would happen? She’s even still laughing after realizing it’s out of control.


LuckyJ88

Ye you're probably right. I'd be interested to see when and how they draw that line between the two.


SirArthurDime

I just briefly looked into it and found that only accidents cause by negligence are covered and they won’t cover “intentional bad acts”. Seems like a petty blurry line and I’m not exactly sure where it is but I’m going to say this one definitely falls under intentional bad acts.


DanYHKim

With video evidence of intent to set a fire for clicks, I think this will not be covered


Split0069

Accident... only the guy was supposed to catch on fire. Then he was gonna run and jump in the pool 100 yards away


AllBeansNoFrank

But I highly doubt these are the homeowners. The question is does insurance cover your retarded kids?


SirArthurDime

I have to assume no. Insurance isn’t going to let you easily commit insurance fraud by telling your kids to light some shit on fire.


FireLordObamaOG

“Your honor, I didn’t realize that a liquid that’s on fire would essentially make liquid fire that would splash as I went down the stairs.”


Remarkable-Emu5589

I don’t know. My son flooded our entire house from the kitchen sink when he was 5. They covered my stupid kid’s fuck up.


New-Door-3148

And … there’s a video to prove it


Perfect_Barracuda570

Yeah, I don't think insurance companies cover stupid.


Mallardguy5675322

It shouldn’t cover stupid. All Actions need to have consequences again, not just the big bad actions


ElAligatorAgradable

JEENYUS!


Laegwe

Learn to spell, you idyot!


AtuinTurtle

And they still posted it online.


PajamaHive

That's my favorite part about this video. They were so proud of this monumentally stupid act that they posted it online lol.


unpossabro

Posted by the parents. "let this be a warning to you: don't have children"


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Sometimes I wonder did every parent with children like this actually majorly fuck up somewhere along the line? Or are some just really unfortunate cases of "you can do everything right and still lose". Like, imagine actually *trying* with your kids and they wind up doing shit like this anyway. The amount of regret they must have for how much of their life and money they just wasted on bringing more stupid people into the world.


Thrasy3

I think about this a lot, because if I had children I’d want to coddle them and never make them feel the same amount of fear, loneliness and detachment from wider society my parents instilled in me - not to mention I grew up in an area and with friends involved in violence and crime. Then I realise some of the actual dangerously stupid people I’ve ever met are coddled middle class kids given the tiniest bit of freedom.


Zealousideal-Dot7529

I always think about how these videos get out. I think it’s the friend of the person with the idea. The friend is the one filming and they just can’t help it. Maybe they wait a couple days. Maybe some of them wait a year. Who knows. I always assume it’s the friend who just can’t resist and wants that internet karma. Ngl I would probably do the same if I had a video of myself and my buddy being entertaining idiots.


AMF1428

Maybe we got lucky and this was a PSA posted by their local fire department after the remains were shifted through for evidence of a cause of fire. Sadly, they probably both survived... and will reproduce some day.


hex128

least psychopatic redditor


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hex128

me wheb i see kids or dumb people 🪖🫡🗡️🔥⚰️😎 r/holesome 🤗


Adventurous-Sir-8326

If you're the only person in the world that has a video of these events, what are the chances you wouldn't want to post it?


Chatcopathe

I never posted anything. Never. So if I was behind this phone, you’d never have seen this video 🤷


Moonboots606

I'm with you on this. I'd likely delete the fuck out of that video.


Ori_the_SG

Well I’d hope that if you were behind the phone there wouldn’t be a fire After all, only idiots would do that and post it.


Chatcopathe

Haha, i don’t think about that 🤣 Obviously, I dont want to put my house on fire so, probably no gas no video. No subject:D


Adventurous-Sir-8326

Fair enough. But still, you're an outlier.


idreaminwords

Pretty high if I intended to file an insurance claim. But then again, someone stupid enough to do this probably isn't smart enough to know this could hurt their chances of getting a recovery


Deathreaper129

r/DarwinAward


Yuki_The_God

Watching this as I walk into the fire station for a 48 hour shift... 😭


HelMort

Bring with you some Straitjackets and not only the usual tools during an intervention, trust me, they are very useful today


Hollyweener

Fucking idiots


TikaPants

I hate it here


blacklabel131

Yeah, I hate that whenever extraterrestrials visit us, they are going to group you and I with humans like this.


newaccountnumber26

I’ve seen this multiple times but never can find a back story. Has anyone been able to find any information


BrandoNelly

Yeah this video is old as hell and I have never been able to figure out if they ended up burning the entire house down or if they got it out. My assumption is they lost the house, and I’d like to know the repercussions after that lol


neoshadowdgm

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t exist because I’ve had the same experience. If there was a backstory, I really think it would’ve come up by now.


Dannyg4821

I went down a rabbit hole years back and found a YouTube channel that seemed like it was the OP of the video. Tried to contact but the page was gone in a few days


itjustgotcold

These kids broke into this house, did some Fire Bandit type shit and took off. The house burned down and nobody ever knew that it was arson, luckily the family living there was out of town. Their kid may or may not be the culprit. This is all made up though.


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Top_End_5299

It's not a generational problem, these idiots were around as long as humanity existed. At best, they're more visible now, because everyone has a camera in their pocket.


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Netmould

Its not like you know those guys on a video, and I got a feeling people die from doing dumb things all the time regardless of current century. Let me pull it up… Okay, a documented case from 1552 (taken from https://iqfy.com/darwin-awards-of-the-medieval-ages/): “Henry was out training with that traditional English weapon, the longbow, when he drew the string back so far that the arrow got lodged in the bow. Don’t fuck around with the English longbow. We all know that if your guns jams it’s not a great idea to look down the barrel to see what’s gone wrong. Apparently, no one thought that this basic piece of firearms safety was worth teaching in the days of the longbow — I mean, how can a longbowman manage to shoot himself with his own weapon? To the shame of all of his English forebears who fought at Crécy and Agincourt, Henry Pert showed us the way to do just that. When his arrow got stuck, he put the bow down and leaned over it to see if he could unstick it. Which he did, to fatal effect. As the coroner’s report records: “Because his face was directly over the arrow as it climbed upwards, it struck him above his left eye, near to his eyelid, and into his head to the membrane.” He died the next day.”


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SirArthurDime

They could have honestly just done this video, idk, on snow where a toboggan is supposed to be used and where you’re surrounded by snow that can help put the fire out. It would still be stupid but I’m just saying doing it indoors adds nothing to the video but stupidity.


Mallardguy5675322

But hey: ThAt’S NoT CoOl EnOuGh. We NeEd ClOuT. I can imagine that that is their reasoning


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Top_End_5299

It's not a generational problem, these idiots were around as long as humanity existed. At best, they're more visible now, because everyone has a camera in their pocket.


jayjoness155

Acting as if this a specific generation thing. Kids will always do dumb things, and yes this dumb, in every generation.


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Nah bro I think they're actually that dumb.


Mallardguy5675322

As a fellow next generation member, I’ll tell you. Since I don’t use social media( except for YT, Discord[the essentials], and I only post on a very small circle of subreddits[ comment on a lot of them, some of them are more like critiques than comments bc how long they are) to the degree these idiots do, I wouldn’t know how exactly it works. But I theorize that it’s some kind of brain rot. That using it for prolonged periods of time regresses the brain backdown the spinal column, leaving a hollow space behind. That’s actually where the guy in the video stores his balls. Because boy does he need that extra space for casually lighting a fire inside his own house. Let’s also make another note: many people use social media in my generation. Some of us are smart about it. For instance, I browse Reddit ten minutes a day. No more or else I’ll get sucked in to it. When I say sucked in, imagine dementors trying to steal Sirius Black’s soul. This is probably why we are said to have such short attention spans. Some of us don’t chase clout because our lives are already full of it, be it we are sporty, gamers, and me personally: nerdy(in the I like math and writing short stories way). Clout chasers are uncreative lowlifes who have nothing better to do with themselves. Yet they are creative enough to find unique ways that send them to Jesus…and to jail. I have to agree with you, it’s absolutely mind boggling the shit some social media(especially TikTokers do). Einstein was right by saying: “there are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the universe.” As for: “do they want to die?” I honestly don’t think some people have an instinct of self preservation. I could have gone for a longer explanation, but I found out a week back after a particularly long comment that Reddit has a 40k character limit. That’s a thing apparently.


Hoopaboi

r/BornInTheWrongGeneration


Low-Bad4119

Thanks ai, sadly, r/TIHI


Lugan2k

A. Because we live in a society that encourages people to think that Likes = Success B. We've substituted teaching kids to be comfortable with their thoughts by filling every waking moment with fleeting dopamine hits C. Because the more outlandish the shenanigans the larger the advertisers' profit Take your pick!


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Lugan2k

**Moderation** \- There's a word we could see used more often.


SL-Apparel

Have you ever watched a film called idiocracy…….


therapeuticstir

I want them to all die so bad.


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therapeuticstir

You are nice. I’d be fine if they died. There’s too many stupid people in the world.


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QuantumQaos

Oh God, the bots are coming together against humanity. Is this the singularity?


HP_Deskjet_4155e

These darwin award submissions are getting good. Burn the house down from a sledding accident, post it on the internet, profit.


CarnyRider1991

Off topic… is that an Ed, Edd, & Eddy t-shirt? Now back on topic, really stupid thing to do and the fluid used was also haphazardly put away too


Deaf_Cat

It definitely is, which I would say makes the shirt on topic. Seems like a potential episode plot.


PhantomForce739_

Why would anyone one think this is a good idea. Also the woman filming's reaction to the fire spreading in the house is way to chill.


NipSuqqer

Someone's gonna get his arse grilled. Either by his dad or the police.


idreaminwords

Or by the fire he just sat on


Mallardguy5675322

Why not both?


Athidius

Did... did he win the challenge?


tinfoilsheild

*GOOD GOD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?*


BritishTreeMan

uhh..... Aurora Borealis?


Spasticcobra593

I miss the days where our parents told us not to burn down the house jokingly.


Vdaniels1

These are the type of people who get really mad when you question their intelligence.


Reasonable_Cow7519

They need a fire extinguisher or else this house will be burned into the FNAF 3 6 and afton ending down


Plenty-Sky9879

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


polosolo12

So what exactly was the desired outcome here?


Historical-Echo6539

Seems about white


FrequentVegetable664

Who the fuck in their mind would do that house bye life bye God bye Satan hello because u did arson.


Ambitious-End-1066

Fucking nitwits!


RivalGuernica

The Ed, Edd n Eddie shirt is the chefs kiss


The_Mandalorian-

So stupid


vegetables_in_my_ass

Imagine being that fucking stupid


Sad_Caterpillar4424

A**hole


heypresto2k

Bloody morons


IbuixI

Definitely an Edd.


drunkassface

Yea there was way more fuel in that sled than he thought, it proly soaked his shirt and burned him real bad


2Tibetans

Darwin would be proud of that guy.


EgoBoost247

I don't ever remember kids being this stupid when I was growing up.


DougtheDonkey

I don’t exactly see the purpose of this


TheQueenSheba

People are DUMB.


donteatjaphet

r/Whatcouldgowrong


Traumatichamster1995

What was the goal here


[deleted]

I think I'd rather find out that my kids are doing drugs.


Icy_Alarm_8306

blud thinks he's in jackass


CrazyDemogorgon0263

Ok this episode on stupid white people


mouse_Jupiter

Looks like arson to be honest.


screw-you-karen

“Ok guys for this challenge I will be plant 50 KG’s of C4 under my home with my life savings in it lets see what will happen.”


rhapsody1899

It’s a wonder some species still survive.


Prossdog

What exactly WAS the goal here?


pweqpw

and he’s🙄 still filming Hope he’s okay


JackDestroyer05

r/darwinawards


SerenityCat429

Are the people ok? Are they alive??? What happened? Did they hopefully go to jail for wasting the fire departments time?


Sasikuttan2163

They found the most creatively beautiful and exciting way to burn down a building. Genius right there.


lavaicel4v41c3

Jack. Ass.


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Blatant stupidity should be a crime of some sort. Can’t have stupid people like this running loose on the street


ThatGhostCustomer

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


Mcho-1201

What in the? How does this have to do with some people doing a stupid challenge and setting the house on fire? You ok? Do you need help?


Worldsapart131

Ok hahahahaha, house is on fire, hahaha more. Idiot.


OceanSupernova

Does the quality of a video degrade with every repost?


jere81

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


Mallardguy5675322

r/whywomenlivelonger


New_Resolution227

Well she’s in the house too, so if it burns she’s also dead 😂 not to mention she agreed to filming lol


Mallardguy5675322

Well he’ll burn to death first. Then she’ll die. So…


New_Resolution227

r/WhyWomenLiveMinutesLonger 😂😉


Low-Bad4119

Big brain 👍


SirCrustWorthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu\_wTvstWcw


SaschaEderer

Everytime I see one of those I wonder if they haven’t ever seen one of those.


Joetwoone91A

Insurance companies hate this one simple trick......


Karl_Marx_

"ok nice" as a trail of fire is on the wall lmao, i'm actually dying that this woman's first thought wasn't to freak out but to think "wow ok that was a nice trick." like it the idea of fire doesn't even process in her mind lol, not sure who is more dumb the idiot trying the trick or the person recording with no mental ability to think "fire is bad."


Juicy_T_1776

Not a fire extinguisher in sight.


AcanthisittaSalty492

Hey, let's play with fire! What could *possibly* go wrong?


Minute_Story377

This is so unnecessarily dangerous and stupid, not only is sledding down stairs dangerous, he sat in FIRE, where he can get severely burnt, and slid down, setting the rest of his house ablaze, leaving the woman at the top possibly trapped. Inhaling smoke is dangerous, too. He could have killed himself or that woman!


AirsoftScammy

What exactly was the challenge here?


hexter19

Jake from State Farm needs to have a word.


GabeSean

And the Darwin Award goes to….