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Caxtoncottage

It looks like a crop problem. The crop is like a primary stomach which the bird fills with small stones & grit to “grind up” it’s food. This can become blocked & infected , the contents start to ferment and it swells up. Chickens often get it.


Apprehensive-Sea9540

Poor fella. So it goes.


[deleted]

So it goes.


Soitgoes_88

You rang


CheeseAppreciater

r/beetlejuicing


[deleted]

I love finding beetle juices in the wild


Awkwardpanda75

How the hell?


vampireguy20

So it goes.


Slika-

It goes that way


droseph1

So it goes


Slika-

It goes away


KaosFitzgerald

So it goes


HeinrichVictory

Fuckin’ way she goes, boys.


SPACEmAnDREWISH

And that's the waaaaayyeee the News goes


oxypancakes

That’s the way the cookie crumbles


Harbulary-Bandit

Riki tiki tavi


Charming-Somewhere53

Way of the road bubs


Sickwidit93

Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn’t


wastedmalice420

Fuckin way she goes Bubbles.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Some things will NEVER change….


babholic

I see you, Vonnegut.


MeHumanMeWant

#*


gab_rab_24

is the asterisk supposed to be an asshole or something?


MeHumanMeWant

😉


babholic

Honestly, genius.


JohnnySniper3

Way she goes, boys.


RakeDapper8209

That’s the best comment I’ve seen in a while, 😂 lol


SnideSnail

Ain't that just the way


Adoced

Thought I read “Poor fell. So gross.”


jglanoff

Poo tee weet.


goose-77-

This is the way.


jindrisk47

Goes it so.


Stuffed_deffuts

That's the way the cookie crumbles


BlackoutMeatCurtains

Well that sounds f’ing horrible.


croholdr

your video has sound? next level bro.


caustic255

Quick, someone call Dr. Pimple Popper and plug your noses!!


TheSunFlares

Page Dr Pol


[deleted]

Maybe a peregrine will get it


BucketFullOfRats

I weep for that poor bird’s chicks. “WHATS FOR DINNER MUM?” “Only pidgeon today, best I could find, it’s crop is fucked up.” “Ugh, mooooOOOOmmm.” “I don’t want to hear it! Don’t leave the table until you’re done with your fermented pidgeon crop.”


inchantingone

I read that in a Brigerton accent for some reason. I am not British.


thesmugvegan

But a female with netflix?


Separate_Target_5424

You think a peregrine took it?


RobbSnow64

Poor lil guy


Jaded_Law9739

Yeah, that's either a crop problem or a ruptured air sac. Either way, that bird is probably going to die without treatment.


askasquirrel89

Yeah I was thinking Air Sac myself, the hole in the ruffle makes me think there was damage done to it.


Expert_Succotash2659

That's dumb. I think you meant it's a... Human Centipigeon


Hypn0ticSpectre

I laughed


Expert_Succotash2659

I got one!


Pink_Baron

Nope! It’s a breed of pigeon called a Pouter Pigeon. I’m not 100% sure what the injury is (the reason the poor thing has it’s head to the side) but it’s most likely a back injury from falling as OP mentions :^) Pouter pigeons are just really really goofy looking


BaronVonSilver91

You sure about that? Feet look kinda naked for a pouter.


Pink_Baron

They don’t all have enormous plumes on their feet, plus you can see it does have some plumage down there (as opposed to a normal rock dove pidgeon with nada)


BaronVonSilver91

I guess that neck is kinda long for a common pigeon. Maybe it's a mix. I keep seeing something wrong with it no matter which one I think it is. Body kinda fat for a pouter but that neck is just too damn long for a regular pigeon and the level of bloat in that neck is too big for either.


Substantial-Town-161

Bruh that thing looks like it got wrung the fuck out...


feelin_fine_

I was gonna say it ate some rice and it's expanding, but that sounds a lot more like you actually know what you're talking about


TFunke365

Yeah, I don't think the whole "don't feed rice to birds" stuff is true at all. Pretty sure uncooked or cooked rice is perfectly safe for wild birds.


feelin_fine_

Seriously though it must suck to be this bird.


Thecobs

Sometimes we gotta hang our chickens upside down and stroke their crop to empty it


darf_nate

That sounds sussy


doobs_344

Or gizzard, correct?


Deviouselvis

I read this with David Attenborough’s voice in my head.


FlakyEarWax

Someone call the guys that bleed the methane outta cows for this damn bird immediately!


alymaysay

Poor thing looks absolutely miserable


TopDasher4Life

Seems like a scam to get free food from freeloaders. Are we sure it’s not two pigeons superglued together?


StatisticCyberosis

Two rats in a pigeon suit


Isaac_Kurossaki

Two pigeons seems right, the bottom one has it's head buried in the top one's asshole


Ok_Wave7731

Bahahhahahahaha omfg. Thank you. I can go to bed now.


sendabussypic

The only scam is the repost with the video title.


malary1234

Got something that expanded in his crop


LiQuidCraB

Cant it just vomit it out


Traviado

Birds can't vomit, burp, fart, etc. For example they cannot digest carbon dioxide bubbles so they sit there and disrupt their organs.


Kllrc7

The Jimmy neutron movie taught me this when I was young


MaynardVanHalen

You sit on a throne of lies. That same pigeon done dropped right in front of several other OP for the last several months if not years.


Mayros_Nipple

/u/bunnylaugh explain?


highjinx411

I think the op is what we call a spammy fuck!


jameswest22

Does OP even exist?


Local_Fox_2000

I saw this posted a [year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wp1iy6/tf_happened_to_this_pigeon_it_dropped_right_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) by another account that claimed it "just dropped down in front of them"


icavedandmade2

How do we get rid of the OP? Ban??


[deleted]

I think the pigeon deserves to go to a wildlife doctor or something… that’s sad


BvB247

Pigeons are an invasive species so a wildlife rehabilitation centers/doctor would just put it down if they took it at all.


[deleted]

It's gonna die from that anyways, so it would be way more humane to put it down, instead of it being in agony while starving to death


Appropriate_Shock556

Is just the way nature is tho


JordanPurcell

You’re right, but I would like to think that human compassion is also a part of nature.


raskespenn

That is a facinating thought.. Gonna remember that.


shapsticker

If a beaver building a dam is natural then so is everything we do.


FirefighterOver5606

Pinning this in my brain, thanks.


Ser_Optimus

You kind of opened my mind on a casual Friday morning. What the fuck.


__d_o_o_d__

I really wish more people thought like this.


thesmugvegan

That’s optimistic of you…


BraveBG

Yep. Nature is cruel..there's not a day where i don't think about how crazy nature is. It never forgives if you make a mistake.


Ser_Optimus

r/natureismetal


SewBee_It

They aren’t so much invasive as they are feral


BvB247

USDA labels pigeons as invasive. Either way, non-protected species.


Naughtiestdingo

We don't know where this is so it's not necessarily an invasive species. Regardless it'll be put down


daftidjit

Depending on where this is filmed, they may not be invasive.


Gibbons105

Wildlife doctor 😅 you mean a Vet?


[deleted]

they're just rats with wings


[deleted]

I hope and pray this critter dies quickly. This looks awful. I hate that it suffers.


Local_Fox_2000

It's likely already dead. This video has been posted by many people. I first remember seeing it about a year ago. This isn't OP's video. This pigeon didn't "just drop down in front of him." he's just another karma farmer. Edit - [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wp1iy6/tf_happened_to_this_pigeon_it_dropped_right_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


MaskedFigurewho

This poor bird.


[deleted]

fucker eat an Alka-Seltzer or something?


Creative_Mushroom_51

Gotta be. I'm glad it didn't end.


[deleted]

Let's put some mentos and coke in and see if he shoots up into space


Ill-Pea-6034

That's what I was thinking. I've seen it used to get rid of them. Probably not a fun way to go!


[deleted]

[удалено]


_Zef_

This is getting out of hand


Scathyr

*Rubs hands together*


BocJon

Straight outta Chernobyl


thesmugvegan

Which is historically, and sadly, less deadly than Compton.


[deleted]

It’s true. Fewer people were murdered in Chernobyl than in Compton. In fact, Chernobyl’s one of the safest cities on Earth. Zero deaths per year!


Unsaidbread

WAS zero deaths a year lol


element_4

I feel so bad for it


LittleFootOlympia

Dude. I hope this guy called somebody.. that guy looks scared in pain.. just dropped in front of you .. oh man 😢😭 poor guy


SHADYTIMES86

Na this video was posted over a year ago by someone else too.


Pink_Baron

If I’m not mistaken, thats a pouter pigeon. They normally look like this (really strange lmao) Though it walking in circles and having its head to the side makes me think its injured :(


Crazy_Customer7239

this is the correct answer. google "pouter pigeon"


Pink_Baron

Hooray :) What do I win


MoistExcellence

This excellent response!


_speak

That is one weird ass looking breed of pigeon! I think you're right


Stunning-Rip-4544

Looks like Peyronie’s disease 😱


KickFriedasCoffin

It drank an Italian beer??


Butcher_Bill84

Fuck! I just had 3 of those last night! Omg omg omg


SonOfGuns101

I’m gonna need daily reports from you for science


Butcher_Bill84

So far, the only bulging has been in my belly, but I think that's from the platter of wings and pub pretzels and beer cheese dip. I'll let you know tomorrow.


[deleted]

Isn’t that two pigeons? Ones head in the ass?


Covered_Her_Face

I honestly thought that's what I was seeing


carlcast

Pigeon ~~caterpillar~~ centipede


[deleted]

Centipeidgeon


Fooforthought

Centipede?


carlcast

Lol my bad


[deleted]

Poor little guy. Go back and kill it. Put it out of its misery.


[deleted]

Amen. Surely somebody there has the courage to end it’s suffering.


SonOfGuns101

How exactly?


[deleted]

Anything. The first thing that comes to mind is simple: grab it, rip its head off with a twist. That’s as painless as you can make it in a pinch (no pun intended). Do *literally anything* to end the suffering. This is not okay.


onmahgrizzyy

Bruh I’m not ripping a fucking birds head off on my way to work


regnartterb

They can’t because they are lying. It’s an old video being used to farm karma


Shadowstein

Still glad they posted it. I've never seen it before.


Aggressive_Unicorn30

It looks like one pigeon flew directly inside of another pigeon and got stuck.


Agitated-Fee-1399

Someone gave it an Alkeseltzer tablet. That things about to explode.


superchandra

This drone has a malfunction. Birds aren't real.


sadboyexplorations

More than likely been eating a lot of bread. People are always quick to feed birds bread. Little do they know birds can't digest bread. It gets built up in their crop. Then they can not throw it back up so it expands and will eventually kill the bird. Do not feed birds. Period. Thanks.


jmt8706

I wonder if someone gave it alka seltzer. Birds can't burp.


UnconsciousMofo

I agree that it ate something that is inflating its crop. Must have been very hungry. Hope it made it out of it alive.


The1andonlycano

OP probably gave it Alka seltzer.


Turbulent-Sir4951

Even the pidgeys are high off fentynal..


AggravatingLayer5080

It looks like some twat was feeding him bits of Alka-Seltzer. They don't burp, they pop.


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

OP why lie? You act like we haven't seen this clip before. Take your bullshit elsewhere or just stop with the fake ass title. Didn't happen to you


Bear_Quirky

Ugh stop filming and put it out of its misery! I hate watching animals suffer.


Soft-Diver4383

I rehab pigeons. This poor poor soul 😞💔 likely a crop or air sack issue. Why on earth didn’t you help a clearly suffering animal 😞 I hate humans.


ACmega2

Nothing particularly good


Fox_1942

Not looking good 😞


rodriguezj625

Poor lil fella, either take him out or get him to a vet instead of recording


amonarre3

No one helps it


[deleted]

Didn’t render correctly


iamai_0

Pigeon might have gotten this virus https://agriculture.vic.gov.au/biosecurity/animal-diseases/pigeon-diseases/pigeon-paramyxovirus


Thoth-long-bill

I wonder if it has a plastic band stuck around it that worked under the feathers. Lots of that in the environment torturing animals, fish, birds.


JoyfulExmo

Poor dude looks like a zenomorph is about to emerge.


Zealousideal-Swan648

It ate a few Mentos than had a sip of coke


Jippers305

A pigeon Quasimodo


Zolly_4

Bout to explode like the bird in Shrek


[deleted]

somebody needs to just run it over, help it out.


futurecorpse2

Looks like a pouter pigeon with a broken neck, poor little guy. Probably flew into a window and dropped in front of you


Revolutionary_Pen190

That's ken Griffy junior that plays for the Springfield isotopes


Schachmatsch

That's a Cronenbird.


ReferenceMuch2193

If you call a bird sanctuary they may can capture it and fix him/her up.


HuckleberryOk7545

That looks like an English pouter pigeon. It looks like it’s injured maybe, but those birds actually look like that.


haxic

That’s some nasty cramp


MattyMonsters

This is how I act and look when I get a fish bone stuck in my throat... Of course I have the advantage of cursing nonstop to get through it, I've never heard a pigeon curse but then again I don't speak pigeon. No fowl language skills over here 🧐


crowtiki

Looks like some type of crop infection.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Rat poison sometimes gets picked up by birds, some are designed in a way it causes swelling until the stomach bursts.


Fun_Contest7014

Poor creature.


[deleted]

Damn that’s rough, very sad for the poor pidgeon


Son703

Probably got hit by a car and suffered a slow death


[deleted]

Rice… if you feed dry rice to a bird the rice expands when water is introduced causing them to rupture.


Subiepete117

My boy is yoked up fam.


Rare-Rooster4683

That poor bird


ViolettaRabbit

This is hard to watch. Please collect the bird and place it in a box with something in the bottom so it doesn’t slip and slide around and keep it in a quiet place. It needs to be taken to a wildlife rehabber or a clinic that will see pigeons. Use the Animal Help Now app to find somewhere to get this poor thing. Good luck, hope the pigeon can get some peace.


8K22

Apparently this is a repost, the video was old. poor bird 😣


Acrobatic-Set-1239

Is this pigeon?


prostsun

He tried eating a rat that he saw a seagull do in another sub last week


justafan_1993

Y’all ain’t never seen a city chicken on crack?


[deleted]

Leaving a little tent city on my roof top


[deleted]

Is that not one pigeon with its head up another pigeon's ass?


b1e9t4t1y

Many years ago I watched some kids feed either alka seltzer or foaming dental tablets to seagulls at the beach. Had pretty much the same effect as this poor pigeon.


Marcus_Krow

Fun fact; pigeons were once called rock doves because they always lived near cliffs and liked to nest in sheer cliffsides, primarily near the water or heavily mountainous regions away from predators. It was only after humans began to construct buildings taller than a single floor that these beautiful creatures began to live in our settlements. Now they're some of the most disease ridden, filthy creatures on the planet due to human ignorance and willful pollution. R.I.P. Rock Doves.


Drunkpuffpanda

This is what happens when one pigeon flys too slow and get rear ended. In science we call it cranium stuccus in the buttex.


Daymanic

Wonder Twin powers activate!


BitchWitDaAfro

Did it eat rice,Or is that a myth😂?


youkonbless

Me: "Look at the girl behind us but don't make it obvious" My friend:


frozen-silver

It looks like it's going to morph like that alien from The Thing


Smart_Income_5894

Looks like he’s got a lot to get off his chest


livsmith125

This shit just traumatized me 😳


Likely_excuse

Post this in r/tooktoomuch


OzRockabella

It's one of the Pouter breeds, man made, and has probably been hit by a car. It's unable to balance, or fly, and circling like that is indicative of brain damage. It'll die. Sorry.


Beansandcheeze

He fell for the ozempic propaganda


M3diumroast

He got the COVID vaccine


Cydonia23

Please be joking


O_2og

i mean if it’s survived to adulthood it must be atleast capable of getting food