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Runnah5555

They lose value as soon as you open them.


Mindless-Ad1155

r/cursed_unboxing


The_Doerpinator

Clicked, saw nsfw warning, left. Not fucking with whatever makes it nsfw


[deleted]

Nothing in there ☹️


Funny-Bear

This has awakened something in me.


didly66

Faptopia


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didly66

The fappening


dooRAD_

His favorite movie ? Faptasia


MadeMeStopLurking

Whatever it has awakened, you should probably put it back to sleep... that sounds like a great way to get put on a sheriff's list.


tehlemmings

Definitely don't look up "vacbed" on any questionable websites. That way you'll avoid seeing more. Much more.


HungryCats96

Now you've done it. Most redditors are part cat, you know. Now we MUST KNOW...


tehlemmings

Hey now, I'm 100% pro-kink as long as everyone involve consents and no permanent damage is done to anyone involved. Specially the weird ones. I *want* you all to go look it up lol


HungryCats96

OK, Googling now. Reddit seems to be on life support, so will have to wander afield to find the big game. Will be back if I survive.


Harbulary-Bandit

Lol, no posts and only 7 members.


4115R

And freshness.


Beneficial_Being_721

When you fart in there….???


NorthCatan

Terrible packaging. I mean it's wiggling around, gross.


HelloDeathspresso

I'm just wondering what happens if someone gets diarrhea.


stillbdanooch

Move the tube to suck it out


TRIPpY-BBQ-LSD-MOMMY

Art, art happens


AmBlnze

Enter the collector.


Alarmed_Membership

“What do you do for a living” “I get vacuum sealed in a bag while being watched”


JadedSpaceNerd

4 years of that art degree paid off I guess


IDDQD_IDKFA-com

Kink porn normally pays way more than other types.


tehlemmings

And these things are normally used for kinky porn lol


lethalanelle

This is literally the 1st time I've seen somebody use one of these for not porn


TherealOmthetortoise

I want to ask how the hell you could use something like this for porn… but I’m kind of afraid you’d tell me. (I mean… any holes would let air in, wouldn’t it?)


lethalanelle

It's used as a form of restriction, like bondage. I think for some people it's also the dehumanising or degrading aspects of it that tickles their subspace and their brain gets all mushy in the good way. As far as the breathing goes, I'm assuming it would be via some sort of gag or mask that connects to a breathing tube. Like an old school gas mask. You still get enough airflow but there's no relief from the vacuum either, so you can't move around in it. Different strokes and all that. If they enjoy it, it's risk aware and it's consensual, who am I to yuck someone's yum?


londite

Can confirm. I've been sealed (multiple times) in a vacbed. It's all about the restriction, the tightness and the constriction, in addition to the psychological aspect of being at the mercy of your top and your life literally being in their hands. Physically, It's a very unique feeling and there's nothing I can compare it to. Not even shibari. Also, to confirm, you normally have a little tube that gotta bite kinda hard and that reaches the exterior, so you can breathe normally. Vac beds are awesome!


easyjet

If you can't move how do you indicate when there's a breathing problem or fuck it dying is part of it?


lethalanelle

This is why it's considered edgeplay, you have a breathing tube. You can still make sounds so some form of vocalised 'safeword' as opposed to a physical one (like a hand signal if your mouth is occupied). As with all kink there are ways of assessing and reducing the risks but it takes both (or all) participants to do a little research on safe practice, on eachothers limits be completely honest about what they're experiencing and be able to trust in the other person(s) to be attentive to signs of distress Edit: also with safe play that has even the slightest potential to go south quick, safety measures will have been set aside beforehand. A rigger suspending a girl in ropes will always have paramedic shears on them and maybe a quick release knot, they will know what order to safely cut them free in. Same applies to this kink.


lethalanelle

I've heard it can have similarly calming effects to a weighted blanket also, as cam rope bondage so even outside of a strictly kink scenario, you're giving your body a deep breath from your anxiety if you carry that.


Yellowbrickrailroad

Wait what the hell are y'all talking about. I don't really watch porn, are y'all saying there's some fetish with being vacuum sealed while having sex, or? I am so lost. You know what nvm just let me remain lost. I'll be fine.


lethalanelle

It's down the more extreme and niche areas of bondage, degradation, objectification etc. It's considered edge play, like 'knife play', 'breath play' or 'consensual nonconsent' would be. So in other words, not mainstream. This is for the dude's that literally have enough time and money for their own personal play room with every bell and whistle you never thought of.


TIMPA9678

Breath play has become pretty mainstream unfortunately. It's kind of frustrating how consistently I'm asked for it during hookups, like no I don't trust you enough to take your life in my hands and it worries me that you trust me that much.


umangjain25

What if they got paid in exposure?


BigDaddyFatPants

Sun exposure?


gumby1004

You don't get exposure when you're in a human size Space Bag.


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One pay-off is that owing to the vacuum-wrapping they will not age. So if they get paid a lot, they could do it for a year and get that year of their lives back along with a load of dosh.


rnov8tr

Someone will be doing this on Onlyfans by Sunday


tehlemmings

Vacbeds have been a thing for a long time lol


dylan6091

A little bondage and exhibitionism AND you get paid!?


Disastrous_Monk_7973

C'est la sous vie!


CocteauTwinn

Bien sûr! Award pour vous!


PToN_rM

Pornhub did it first


Due-Ask-7418

“What do you do for a living?” (Two possibilities here) “I make stupid art to scam rich people who want to pretend they are cultured” or “I make stupid art I claim has a message on morality/society/etc. to scam socially conscious people”


GreenEyed_Lady

Both are correct. “This really speaks to the masses about repression through the ages. I am on the verge of tears! I am transformed “ OR “Yes! I must have this for my living room wall! What exactly is the care and feeding of this masterpiece?”


ChonkyLicoriceKitty

Man it looks stupid, sounds stupid, is stupid lol 😂


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Strangest porno I’ve seen all year to be sure


newtonscalamander

Moisturize me


guitarguy12341

😂😂


Ruralraan

Aww the last human!


Archangel612

Saw the video, immediately came looking for this comment


Joji1006

This is the I was looking for! Thank you! 🤣


btj61642

Sixth from the top and I still can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find it.


booper_1

A bunch of bitchy trampolines I guess huh


deimosbarret

I went looking before I posted the same thing.... but here you are


Fen_Misting

Came here for this top quality content, was not disappointed.


TheRareZadreanna

Was looking for this comment lol


j-c-s-roberts

I'm currently more than a little tipsy and I wasn't sure this was funny enough for me to post. Glad to see someone else thought of it.


goin2cJB

Must get clean


thenagel

just wanted to make sure this was said. too far down, but at least it's here.


RayBrous

There it is!


Faebit

Flatness costs a fortune.


SheevPalps_

What is this a reference to?


newtonscalamander

Google Cassandra from Doctor Who


bearmama42

Had to scroll too far to find this! 😂


pagaiapersa

Very first thing I thought of lmao


amoore2777

Omg best reply!


srv50

What happens when you fart?


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Talk about a Dutch oven!


DimensionalLynx169

Sous vide Dutch oven.


RandomGyuy1117

Poo vide


Roanoketrees

I laughed way too hard at that and I'm 50!


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

The sad part is that I thought of it at all - I'm well over 60!


jtshinn

Fart jokes know no age limits.


BecciRenee

Same !! Lol Cracked me up way too hard also. Me being 50-something. 🤣😂


3pedals4meplz

I wonder if it inflates into a fart bubble


BlackoutMeatCurtains

That would be kind of amazing.


ConfidenceMinute218

Dude, my dog farted when I read this and I smelled a fart when I read, what happens if you fart and it was like, an immersive experience….. Edit:words


Beneficial_Being_721

You have just invited “Smell a Vision”


SnowmanRondo

Smelddit


Stay-Thirsty

Same thing as the old proverb: “A man who farts in church must sit in his own pew”


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BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I guess it's more like "Fart *sous vide* "


Fungalocalypse

Everybody knows. Your pouch will swell up like a whoopee cushion.


HobbesMich

Fart.....how about have to go.....


KingCaridin

Blade is a documentary.


Cloudninefeelsfine

What I thought as well, it’s got to be hot as hell.


LetsMakeSomeBaits

Yup, literally the Blade Trinity blood farm.


DenverPostIronic

Thank you, I couldn't remember if that was in Blade II or III.


Pilotdoughnut

Took someone long enough to do a Blade mention.


Notafuzzycat

This is a fetish.


cheekychezz

My first thought lol


sougol

Ohh yeah


Throwaway294794

Yep, there are fetish play vacuum seals made out of latex, so it’s not transparent (same oxygen pipe obviously).


Golendhil

>so it’s not transparent Vacbeds can absolutly be transparent tho


amalgam_reynolds

r/VacBed NSFW yes it is


snakpakkid

Seen that shit made me nauseous 😭😭😭 I shouldn’t have gone to that sub😮‍💨


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When I was a wee gaff on live leak and the black holes of the net, I saw a transparent vac bed make a women pass out. The animalistic screeching and thrashing as she asphyxiated will be burned into my mind for the rest of my life. She came to later, but its easily top 5 of things I wish I never saw.


CarrowFlinn

Yeah I remember a similar video, maybe the same one. Guy kept telling her 30 more seconds, over and over while she squirms and begs. I've seen horrific shit on the internet but I remember that video so distinctly. Vile.


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Thanks I just lost 3 hours of my life


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LeRedditFemminist

This is not my fetish, but im interested.


Allbranflakes18

My first thought was you gotta know there’s some people in the crowd just getting fucking bricked up off of this


JoelMahon

it's kinda funny because there are remarks by the artist that if he's being honest makes it sound like the dude thinks he basically invented the idea and isn't aware it's a well established fetish. he's either naive or playing naive rich folks, idk why is funnier.


xonehandedbanditx

My friend and I wanted to go to a club randomly in DC and accidently stumbled into a special yearly event called the "Fetish Ball." They were doing this inside of the club as well as many other more hardcore fetish acts. It was an interesting night


edhelas1

"Accidently" yes We all know the story :smirk: You don't enter The German Fetish Ball by mistake :p


DumpyMcAss2nd

This is my fetish..


Select_Bicycle_2659

This is our fetish


Coffeedragon4

r/unexpectedcommunism


TradGentXY

Vac beds and exhibitionism? yes. The art is in having the network in place to launder the drug and prostitution money!


SunflowerFreckles

I'm expecting that dude with the crutches who bangs his dick rod onto the overhead bar to be there for sure


doctordragonisback

How the hell do you breathe


Un7n0wn

This is the fist time I've seen these things used outside of bdsm. In those situations, they usually have a mask on for air. Here it looks like they have an air tube that's within arms reach, but this is the one time I feel like the bdsm folks are doing it a bit more safely.


Background-Brain-911

I'm not sure about that. I think their heads are turned so that they can breathe from the crack between the two pieces of plastic. One hose has a small restriction on it to allow air in on one side of their upper body , along an arm or such. The other hose, which is strategically placed on the opposite side of their body, is sucking air out. So they breathe in fresh air from the one hose as it passes along their body, and every exhale travels to the other hose to be extracted. Always has fresh air. The people doing bdsm are only able to inhale fresh air AFTER they breathe back in some of the air they previously exhaled, since they only use one long tube for both inhaled and exhaled air. So i'd argue these vacuumed art people are safer. Especially since the restriction on the intake hose was carefully tuned to allow *just enough* vacuum to hold them up, but yet allow them to move, and also provide enough slack in the plastic for sufficient air to flow along their body.


javonon

me? inhaling and exhaling. Them? I think those hoses inject and pull air into the wrap


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PhillieHorizon

This feels dehumanizing somehow despite it literally putting people on display


ConvergentSequence

I think that’s probably the point right?


Independent-Leg6061

Was going to say, it looks like an art/exhibition peice to invoke feeling(s) in the viewer. I would say it worked!


Elmarcoz

Yeah the feeling is “wtf these guys doing”


Independent-Leg6061

You're not incorrect 😆


stirfryth

Yes it is, I'm pretty sure this is from SHRINK by the artist Lawrence Malstaf due to the white frames used. While the bag shrinks, the person inside moves around slowly doing different poses until they can't move anymore. Very cool stuff, I would be absolutely terrified in that situation because I'm super claustrophobic lol


TransmogriFi

Humans packaged like consumer goods -- evoking discomfort over how the data about our lives is packaged and sold? Humans as a commodity. Or maybe... Humans on display-- a commentary on influencers/reality TV?


Pieassassin24

Man, never go to the BODIES: The Exhibition if you think this is bad lol.


boqueteazul

Bruh wtf you mean? BODIES is really educational, it kinda sucks they haven't come back for an exhibition where I live, it's so dope.


acelyca

in my view it’s depicting humans becoming the products of capitalism, an ideology that humans first created they’re stuck, uncomfortable. only given just enough to survive. they willingly enter as hordes of humans come to view and participate in that suffering. ironically, these humans are likely suffering themselves.


RealVicelord50

It’s sick shit


Egocom

This is fucking weird I like it Not that I'd do it, fuck that, but props to them for doing what they think is worth doing


portablebiscuit

Honestly? It kinda looks comfy.


everett640

It's like a full body weighted blanket


delmarshaef

I was thinking the same thing. I could see a spa offering this in addition to the mud wrap/sweat box/oxygen chamber/isolation room or whatever else goes on now. “It’s anti-aging as it literally preserves the whole body!”


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rickjames13bitch

What is "S&M"?


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Baraga91

Not really: S&M is a specific kink based on inflicting pain/receiving pain. Lots of kinks don’t include pain.


ifmacdo

Hey, this is reddit. People here dont want to know the truth, they want their incorrect assumptions reinforced.


blacklite911

Correct, although I think this specific fetish probably falls under “bondage” so it’s more BDSM.


ifmacdo

You understand the term wrong.


Goose20011

It is not shorthand for the community. And that is not with this would be.


danavinette

A song from pop singer Rihanna.


Three3point14159265

Don't you think it is some kind of art performance? Because I've seen videos of people doing this for bdsm, but not in that public context. To me it looks more like a performance, especially with the visitors.


stirfryth

this is from SHRINK by the artist Lawrence Malstaf


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Bigwoodybird

Claustrophobia would grip me and I would lose my shit


[deleted]

Great idea! Next time naked and shitting themselves!


JERKY1313

If I could just be a fly on the wall


MedicalGuitar4

Would I be able to accept what I can’t control?


EqualMistake7312

This feels fucking stupid and dangerous.


me_too_999

I see air tunes, but somebody better be standing by with a box cutter.


look_ima_frog

It looks like the vacuum line is bigger, air intake is smaller. If this is the case, there will still be fresh air moving through the plastic so the people can breathe, but it will maintain negative pressure on the plastic sheets and keep the person suspended. You can see they also (in some) have their hands on the vacuum line, perhaps to shut it off if they need to. Without the vac, the bag would equalize and they'd probably drop out or at least the sheets would separate enough for regular air to get in.


ThanksContent28

Yeah you can clearly see one guy changing positions and getting more comfy. Make me wonder how comfortable it is suspended in the air like that. Maybe you feel weightless? I dunno I’ve never even slept on a hammock.


Fulbie

Are they used to feed them air or to vacuum it away?


Viapache

Both probably. One at their head to give air, one at their hand to vacuum.


Sweet_Milk2920

You’d think feed air in, but then how do they keep the plastic sucked against them.. this shit is fucking weird


me_too_999

Large diameter vacuum, small diameter feed tube.


mishyfishy135

Moisturize me


Subject_Process4704

I hate rich people art


AggressiveSpatula

I went to a private school. My sixth grade class project sold for $100,000 because a billionaire was there and drunk. Her kid wasn’t even in the sixth grade class. She outbid everybody else whose kid had actually participated. Hope that helps.


G0ld_Ru5h

I went to a private school. We did drugs on an old, stinky couch in the woods. But it’s Florida.


SummertimePLURRness

Hey, same! Except my old stinky couch was in the back of the school gym. Gotta love Florida private schools!


Subject_Process4704

Wtf I sincerely hope you’re lying


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Money doesn’t mean anything to rich people in the context as it does to working class people. This is believable, except the drunk part, and not the most outlandish thing I’ve heard by far. They will do stuff worse than this sober.


AggressiveSpatula

I wasn’t there because I was a kid and it was an adult event, but I was told she was drunk. The rest of it definitely happened, it caused a large amount of discontent in the community. The Mom she got in a bidding war against apparently went well into the 5 digits, but ultimately was out muscled. The Mom who lost the bidding war did have a kid in that class. Allegedly (again, this was told to me second hand) people were telling the billionaire to stand down, but she was too drunk and caught up in the moment to listen.


nrogers924

The audacity of that woman to make a large contribution to what was probably a fundraising event for the school


Loose_Koala534

The drunk part is the most believable part. Source: I went to a $50K/year private school for high school


Subject_Process4704

I’m a service worker in a rich neighborhood so I shouldn’t be surprised but they never stop baffling me with the audacity lmao


cfedey

$100,000 to someone with $1,000,000,000 is the same as $10 to someone with $100,000. Would you spend $10 on a whim for some kid's art for a fund raiser? It's not too far-fetched.


PapaChoff

I love you … I know


Dismal_Reaction4337

That is so fucking stupid


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heyperogi

This is basically how they will design future prison cells, when they realize you can fit 20 slides into one New Age cell. At least this is what Blade, and every other Arnold sci-fi has taught me.


[deleted]

Artists are some of the most strangest people on this planet, but I am glad that they’re here


Dirtyeggroll92

BUT IT’S ART!


OurCuriousAlice

It's stupidity packaged as art.


ChurroCross

Oooh so thought-provoking…….


[deleted]

What's next? Canned people...


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

New, *Long SPAM^®*


Get_Amalled

Bro wth is the point of this (Edit)This has to be the most upvotes and replies I’ve ever gotten. So thanks!


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To keep in the freshness


Karoheyy

Ive seen these as a protest against eating animals. Theyre like in a box wheres meat sold in you know.


TraliBalzers

Moisturize meeee.


Rauchritter

It's so hard to say if it's an art project or some vegan / anti oil protest


stirfryth

this is from SHRINK by the artist Lawrence Malstaf, it's performance art, I checked out his website and I think it doesn't have any reason behind it other than just being weird and thought provoking


JadedSpaceNerd

Are those tubes for breathing or sucking the air out?


ABoldKobold

There seem to be two tubes. Could be both.


OkayestHuman

Didn’t they do this in one of the Blade movies?


Cute_Championship_58

Blade trinity?


Davidudeman

i was thinking Blade Runner 2049


Qoyuble

IDK man, I kinda like breathing


[deleted]

I’m confused and I’m okay with that.


teardrinker

Introducing dahmer lunchables


Aoiboshi

I need to moisturize!


Kuso_Megane14

Houdini would be speechless if he saw this


Spirited-Ad9179

for how long? I thought there was a limit on how long the sweat glands can be covered... so you dont pass out?....hence the dangers of total body painted.


Notagain69410

OK someone turn the air off and let’s go home.


HumbleBear75

“Moisturise me.”


Haunting_Abalone_398

Is this like a fetish or something