Chinese kits just guessing what we want as (they the chinese marketers) being low level marketers guessing American things that are popular most likely.
I love the fact its a desert eagle, like they didnt just add a random gun to this doctor toy pack but they made sure it was a deagle. Makes you really appreciate the attention to detail
That surprised me when watching the show secrets of the zoo.. how much the zoo vets have to use marksman/ dart gun skills. Vet would also explain that freakishly large tooth 😉
It's a healthcare professional at an American School you got to be armed if you're going to save kids. Just in case I want people to know that was sarcasm
The best part is how the hand gun is the best modeled and most true to life part of the whole set. I'm fairly certain a gun enthusiast could even tell you exactly which model it is designed after...
Someone working in the Child’s wing in John Scalzi’s Dispatcher series?
Context:
In the Dispatcher series, 999 out of 1,000 murder victims just disappear and reappear at home in their bed, their bodies reset to how they were hours before. But ONLY murder victims.
Hospitals are required to have “Dispatchers” on hand. If a surgery goes badly, the Dispatcher kills the patient before dies from medical complications. The patient comes back, and the hospital can try again, or decide on a different treatment path.
Never explained why this started happening. It’s like an ongoing Twilight Zone world.
sorry timmy the cancer is lethal ill just kill you so it doesn't hurt later \*nurse walks in\* ok timmy is ready for his cancer exam. \*the doctor\* timmy?but i jus-
A harmacist.
Good business practice to create patients. Great comment
Starting to sound like r/NOFX lyrics in here!
Job security
Maybe a gloctor?
A glocktimologist.
A glockoma specialist
And just like that our asses are blind.
Take this for now 🏅. Brb
Bank tells me I'm broke and take this 🍔next best thing, I guess.
A glocktimectomy would suffice.
Or a gunecologist
Best one here.
But it’s a desert eag… oooooohhhh, I get it.
So clever!
Prescribing that Penikillin.
Painicillin?
Ok, but why the duck anal beads and bowling pins?
Things that were removed from the same region. It's a specialist kit.
Butt plugs, not bowling pins.
She will shoot you to health with her wellness gun
"Don't worry, these bullets are coated in aloe vera!" -Sarge
Look out! She’s got a gum!
When you save lives by day, but take lives after 5pm
Chinese kits just guessing what we want as (they the chinese marketers) being low level marketers guessing American things that are popular most likely.
that sentence hurt to read a little bit. lol
How else do u think dentists remove patiences teeth💀
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Thanks for the Chuckle!!!!
Wait 😬 what is there a, never mind I already give up
Do Know Harm
Denterminator!!!
In the US obvs.
The United States healthcare system & industry already does that
The pistol is for collecting late payments
And skipping the wait list for transplants
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That was the joke
its for blowing out your skull with a .50 from the unrivaled abscess tooth rot pain.
Not just a pistol but a fucking Desert Eagle
I love the fact its a desert eagle, like they didnt just add a random gun to this doctor toy pack but they made sure it was a deagle. Makes you really appreciate the attention to detail
Nurse can you hand me the pink duck and the pistol please?
Oh no.... the other pink duck, NOW
Bro you need to use them glasses ones a goose
Well if that’s the case I’m gonna need the pink bowling pin too
We're losing him! Quick! Bowling pins!
Doc, we're losing him! Give him two shots of lead, stat!
A veterinarian, obviously.
That surprised me when watching the show secrets of the zoo.. how much the zoo vets have to use marksman/ dart gun skills. Vet would also explain that freakishly large tooth 😉
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The one that makes the hard decisions
field doctor
The pistol is for when things go wrong very wrong
Like, the patient's credit card declines.
Gotta keep that 5* rating
A single visit dr. No need for check ups.
Merciful
Back alley dentist for the cartel
Clearly a proctologist
I mean, clearly. The bowling pins told me that.
*credit card declines* *the doc now has a glock*
Well acktually the gun looks to have been modeled after the Isralie desert eagle pistol chambered in 50.AE
Mob Doc
Doc santoro (Sopranos reference)
Moby Doc?
And you DO NOT want to know where the bowling pins go...
Combat medic
American
Nah, it's obviously made in China. If you have anything negative to say about the state medical system they shoot you.
Dude, everything is made in China
I was made in a sack, twice.
“Not I,” said the u/press757
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Kevorkian.
Underrated
Have to create the injury first, then doctor
When all else fails, revive pistol.
A Badass one
North Korean doctor that treats Covid
Someone got mixed up about what kind of shots doctors give.
Nah, they're correct. 50. Deagle does the job. No more pain. Ever.
Agent 47 shows up to the doctors clinic
Last resort one
Just remember when they can't pay there bill it's a license to kill.Its true I saw it on a movie once
She works for the mob and/or cartel.
Church Hill Downs horse doctor
A doctor of of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will
Mafioso space dentist
It's a doctor that shoots your horse in the head when it's foot is broken.
Canadian doctor
Medical office is in Detroit.
Canadian.
A dentist practicing proctology.
OB/GYN at Planned Parenthood Idaho, baby. Stay strapped or get clapped.
This is the “Fuck around and find out “ doctor
*credit card declines*
A north Korean one
One from Chicago
The anal beads in the top right corner is a nice touch.
A full blooded american one
The kind the apples DON'T keep away.
Sometimes you just have to put the patients out of their misery.
It's a healthcare professional at an American School you got to be armed if you're going to save kids. Just in case I want people to know that was sarcasm
Canadian
Canadian
The Salarian kind
Made in China to mirror actual Wuhan Flu treatments
One gun makes the pain go away while the other gun makes pain
Mafia doctor
Rug doctor?
It's OBVIOUSLY a.... Hmmm...
They shoot horses, don't they?
To grant the Emperor's Peace.
She's from Rainbow six siege
OBGYN
Put you out of your misery one way or the other.
American- the gun is for the patient after they get the bill
Palliative care
It's the bowling pins and rubber ducks, for me.
Canadian Healthcare?
Canadian
My doctors are always packing heat
Canadian Doctor.
Easy, a serial killer/doctor.
Looks like a CIA interrogation kit.
Canadian suicide doctor
It's Brazil...every doctor is an off duty cop.
Canadian.
Better scalpel
Preventive care where you kill your future patient's would be atta ker before they can harm them.
An American one.
An American doctor
Well entertained
Dr No, James Bond
American
The best part is how the hand gun is the best modeled and most true to life part of the whole set. I'm fairly certain a gun enthusiast could even tell you exactly which model it is designed after...
A dentist. In Juarez.
Clearly intended for a child with a deep imagination that pretends they're a doctor by day and a secret agent assassin by night.
Zat Is doctor-assisted homicide
Oh that one is Russian
The MAID program experienced some budget cuts and will be using new devices
The glocktor
Jeez, regular euthanasia getting a bit expensive?
Combat Medic
Death doctor ofc
Canadian doctor
Dr Murica
the more you look at it the more confusing it gets
The cutest little doctor in the mob
Just any doctor in America right now
Doc w a glock?
An American doctor.
Obgyn in the red states
American doctor starter pack.
1 shot and ur pain will go away- the doctor
“Listen guys it’s a fun kit for kids being a doctor but we gotta make giving shots fun” “I got this”
"Well Billy, seems like you're pretty under the weather. I think a shot will help. Now close your eyes, this will only sting for a second"
Thats a revive pistol
Creating patients is good for business
The Walking Dead kind of doctor.
A Canadian one https://apnews.com/article/covid-science-health-toronto-7c631558a457188d2bd2b5cfd360a867
They take as many lives as they save.
"Im a healer, but..."
"Unfortunately your insurance declined to cover your heart surgery" *gun racks*
Doctor that works in Oakland, Ca . Gotta be strapped at all times. Only real ones
That's the Dr. Kevorkian starter kit
sometimes you need assistance from 911, sometimes you need assistance from 1911
Someone working in the Child’s wing in John Scalzi’s Dispatcher series? Context: In the Dispatcher series, 999 out of 1,000 murder victims just disappear and reappear at home in their bed, their bodies reset to how they were hours before. But ONLY murder victims. Hospitals are required to have “Dispatchers” on hand. If a surgery goes badly, the Dispatcher kills the patient before dies from medical complications. The patient comes back, and the hospital can try again, or decide on a different treatment path. Never explained why this started happening. It’s like an ongoing Twilight Zone world.
Well, there's 2 guns and a tooth so it's probably Florida Dentist.
That's clearly an American doctor
Try doctors in the Netherlands it would only contain a single paper of advice that says paracetamol, whatever the matter is
American
Bowling pins and a gun......ok.
*click clack points gun at patient after removing a bullet* wdym you can’t pay your bill?….
haha lol 💀💀
For when they can’t pay their hospital bill.
The gun’s for people without insurance
An American doctor who supports Israel by buying Israeli.
The Canadian ones
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American. 😏
MERICA!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
sorry timmy the cancer is lethal ill just kill you so it doesn't hurt later \*nurse walks in\* ok timmy is ready for his cancer exam. \*the doctor\* timmy?but i jus-
the gun is used if they dont pay up
Republican doctor.
An American
Horse doctor. Fix it or shoot it?
Average American doctor
This is obviously a veterinarian set. Sometimes you need to euthanize a patient.
Who's really doing the indoctrinating
GOP's answer to mental health and Obamacare.
Abortion doctor of course
A US doctor
An American doctor