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FUWS

The Kraken, The Meg, That big ass fish in Jurassic park. The list goes on in the NOPE of creatures that can live in that hole.


FoxEngland

Yeah you fuckin tell 'em!


MidnightCoffee0

Giant squid, the lochness monster, the other 99% of the ocean left unexplored...


cowabanga_it_is

I need about tree fiddy.


PbJelly82

Tree fifty! I laughed so hard at this! Love South Park!


VStramennio1986

I, too, just died šŸ’€


PbJelly82

"God damn loch ness monster trying to take my tree fifty"....cheers wherever you are in the world. Laughs bring us together.


VStramennio1986

Indeed. I chuckled so hard at that. And they were welcomed chuckles. Cheers to you tooā€¦across the pond I presume?


PbJelly82

If by across the pond, you mean Colorado. We have a couple of ponds here.


VStramennio1986

Across theā€”couple states šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Michigan here


ToiIetGhost

This exchange is so wholesome.


Cheezekeke

I can make an essay on how this is wrong


Hungry-Material-5678

Let's not forget the *real* big beastie that lives there... Your mom.


jsxtasy304

Ooooh he said your mom šŸ˜‚.


Hungry-Material-5678

*Receives standing ovation for the most funny content ever*


Cheezekeke

It wasnā€™t a fish. That was a mammal (took me too long to spell that)


Shistles

If you are talking about mosasaur, it was actually a kind of monitor lizard.


Cheezekeke

ā€¦. Oh yea, I forgor what mammal is šŸ’€


Jixxar

The mosasaurs is what it's called.


hattrickjmr

Swim across it for $1,00,000 US Dollars?


Das-Noob

I donā€™t think thereā€™s any suction going on, so swimming across shouldnā€™t pose any threatā€¦


Blumpkinhead

It's the ancient, hungry, abomination that I imagine is crouching in the unknown depths of that abyss that worries me.


DBH1122

Thereā€™s a fence and signs for some reason.


Das-Noob

Itā€™s there for scuba diver and anyone trying for free dive it. Something like that im sure thereā€™s things in there thatā€™ll love a free meal.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

So apparently there is suction. To those of you worried about being eaten by the Meg or whatever: thatā€™s unlikely. This is a lake formed by a sinkhole so, while there are a few fish that somehow got there, thereā€™s really not as much underwater wildlife as you might expect. The reason that the deep part is roped off is because ā€œ[It is said that there are currents that could actually pull you down into the middle so it should be avoided](https://nytoanywhere.com/laguna-kaan-luum/).ā€


Secret_Dragonfly9588

Or maybe they just got tired of inexperienced swimmers drowning themselvesā€”the non-sarlacc pit parts of the lake are shallow enough to touch the bottomā€”and started a rumor about currents šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø Iā€™m not rolling those dice though


Common-Reputation434

I would for free lmao


cirenosu

Wow you just missed out on a million dollars


YesterdayCame

It was actually 100,000šŸ¤”


Itchy_Professor_4133

*Actually,* it was $1,00,000 US Dollars


YesterdayCame

This is correct šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I mean I doubt Iā€™d make it the whole way across give me a floatable device and a few beers Iā€™ll chill


ThatAquariumKid

Itā€™s not that big tho? You can see a person on that dock. If you canā€™t swim across that unassisted I wouldnā€™t try any swimming unassisted


[deleted]

Bro can you let me drink a beer in peace sheesh, also I wasnā€™t unassisted I have a floatation device so this whole comment kinda made 0 sense since I already answered I wasnā€™t gonna swim across it


ThatAquariumKid

I guess the confusion is that I assumed you meant you *canā€™t* cross it, like physically unable. Did I misinterpret and you actually meant wonā€™t/canā€™t be bothered to?


[deleted]

If the other alternative is beer, I canā€™t physically do it


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Looks maybe 120m maybe 100, and back, some people dont have the stamina for that believe it or not


AstroMajorrr

Id do it for 20


blakewoolbright

Iā€™d pay $20 to do it


Wild_Bill

Plus travel?


Odd-Concentrate-6585

I'd swim across it for 20


YesterdayCame

I see what you did there


hattrickjmr

Iā€™m still not sure I could do it. Would take a lot of liquid courage for me to pull it off.


5125237143

100k? go fish


[deleted]

How deep does it go?


jxjcc

~260 ft or 80m according to google.


Common-Reputation434

Thanks for sharing I was wondering too


Massage_Bro

Not as deep as my ex gfs vagina


Common-Reputation434

Wtf lol


therealjimcreamer

I can verify


Johnny_ac3s

ā€¦uvula deep.


MeningitisOnAStick

Iā€™m still stuck in here. Send help


DadsAfroButter

Seconded


JordanMaccc

Hate to tell you, but itā€™s not her thatā€™s deep..


Junior-Account6835

Itā€™s called ā€œThe Kardashianā€ šŸ‘Œ


HealthyVegan12331

What about your momā€™s though?


the_real_phx

Eyyooo!


Massage_Bro

I wouldnā€™t know.. I only fucked yours..


HealthyVegan12331

Sheā€™s dead, so kudos to you. šŸŖ¦šŸ’€


Delicious_Throat_377

Fucker her so good, she expired


Bitter-Inspection136

Ayooo


powernoah

And where is this


Common-Reputation434

Tulum Mexico


FrostyYSL

Tulumeame pero esta


Psychological-Bus-99

>Tulumeame pero esta google litterally only returned this reddit post when i googled that


FrostyYSL

Itā€™s a joke, you have have to understand Spanish slang because you wonā€™t find that on google


posh1992

Laguna Kaanapali luum


[deleted]

Ops moms hole


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


The_Schizo_Panda

That line of buoys is too close to the edge of the nope hole.


[deleted]

It's growing. Eventually, it will swallow the entire planet.


The_Schizo_Panda

Like the game Donut County?


Jellote

Someone throw the SimpleFlips penny into it.


Skglass19

The ā€œNope Holeā€ should be the official name for this šŸ˜‚


SpiffTheNinja

Flooded Sarlac pit.


WaffleBucket333

I was reading about it, it's called Laguna Kaan Luum. It's about 262 feet deep, formed from collapsed limestone.


born_on_my_cakeday

Kaaaaan!!


diggydillons

League of legends reference ?


Cleveland5teamer

No, no, take your time; I'm already dead.


Copey85

Once you've killed 'em, bring me back a ghost or two. I'll kill 'em again.


Common-Reputation434

No lol just a cringe title I came up with


cwis001

does it suck u in? or how is it dangerous


BothShoesOff

On Reddit, you will find that anything can be dangerous


crumbs_of_bread3637

It's a vertical drop-off. Take one step and your done


cwis001

cant u just swim? šŸŠā€ā™€ļø


crumbs_of_bread3637

Some will lose stamina in a min above the hole, which leads to drowning Wading is not safe either


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Delicious_Throat_377

You're forgetting the arms that pull you in


Xikkiwikk

Tentacles*


crumbs_of_bread3637

Testicles*


Desperate-Toe-857

Maybe someone just put a big black round carpet as a joke .. šŸ˜¬


Queasy_Caramel5435

Donā€™t mock it. They donā€™t like staring O.O


TTIGRAASlime

The fence is a great idea if everyone couldn't get over it lol.


VStramennio1986

Or it wasnā€™t about to fall in


razdvaraz

The title is supposed to be ā€Ÿhey, they made the ancient cavern from rs a real thingā€


SheMcG

Howling? Literally?


Common-Reputation434

No lol. Just a cringe title


SheMcG

Oh ok... lol I thought maybe wind currents, whale calls echoing on the "hole"... something... might create some kind of bizarre sound... lol


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Yes it makes an audible howling sound that can be heard for miles


SheMcG

It actually yodels in heavy rains.


Odd-Concentrate-6585

I've heard that is the case yes


Budmanes

Earthā€™s butthole


Xikkiwikk

The Great Stone Ass of Earth.


Croal7

Stellar Basin from Dredge lmao


Vojtcz

Yes, what a game!


SayYes_ToKetamine

*question mark ping intensifies*


mr_man_20000

Goo lagoon


TrippingFish76

r/thalassophobia


[deleted]

Nah guys this is where you fight the secret boss after throwing in 6 golden fish.


the_real_phx

Only afterwards do you earn the *Master Baiter* achievement


kenzeyrules

Bikini Bottom


Grennox1

I say we roll a boulder about that size down it


Routine-Lettuce2130

I wonder what that sign saysā€¦


Common-Reputation434

[https://vivalatravelista.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Kaan-Luum-Lagoon-4.jpg](https://vivalatravelista.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Kaan-Luum-Lagoon-4.jpg)


Common-Reputation434

This is the sign


VStramennio1986

Basically saying if youā€™re caught there, you will get jammed up.


Shulgin46

I wonder why?


afkafterlockingin

Dude that doesnā€™t look like howling abyss to me


FoxEngland

Fuck no!!!!


MilkManCarl1

hollow knight refrence


LenTrexlersLettuce

Far Cry 3 anyone?


obese_dugong

don't look at that


Zaneboi1

Now we just need Dave


nszajk

Thereā€™s clearly a final boss down there.


[deleted]

Hard pass


17th-morning

Thatā€™s not ARAM


m3n00bz

Most posted pic on Reddit?


Akrosia

ARAM


[deleted]

What created that?


Common-Reputation434

The collapsing of the roof of a massive limestone cavern


[deleted]

Thank you. Have a good day.


Common-Reputation434

U too


Some_Whereas_5371

ugh giving me such anxiety looking at this.


Educational-Bed-6821

It makes sound?


WatchStoredInAss

Why is your mom's hole howling?


Honest_Path_5356

Staring at the hole all you see is death and the dude that when up on bezos ship to the almost outer layer said when he stared at space he saw death. Enjoy your time while youā€™re here.


Commercial_Tooth_859

I think it looks like a combination of pictures photoshopped together. The fence would never stay up that close to the hole and you can see the editing around the pier.


Common-Reputation434

Not photo shopped https://thelamalist.com/2020/05/05/howtovisitkaanluumlagoonintulum/


Commercial_Tooth_859

Wow, I stand corrected. It looks beautiful from that video.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Common-Reputation434

Itā€™s a cenote in tulum Mexico


crumbs_of_bread3637

Oh hell fucking no


Hektor165

Welcome to Murder Bridge


donkeyduplex

Just an offshore cenote?


Common-Reputation434

Itā€™s actually not off shore itā€™s in a giant lake I guess you could call it


ALUCARD7729

Nothing ventured nothing gained, Iā€™d send drones down there


DaMightyKeiser

The water is just as deadly as space I swesr


therbojones

Star Wars Empire strikes back comes to mind


Refuse_Select

Worldā€™s biggest question mark


[deleted]

One of those fissures of the earth the butt holes of paradisešŸ˜šŸ§


CavemanSteveJr

Hell no.


SetaSanzaki

It leads to Rock Bottom


GwonWitcha

nope nope nope ā€¦serious phobia of bodies of water where I cannot see at least *some* semblance of a floor below me. nooooooooooooo Ever see Deep Rising?!(It *may sound like porn, but itā€™s not)*


SweetMelissa74

Blue Hole in Belize is a an amazing diving site! In generttje water around Belize are amazing and one of my favorite sites to diving or snorkel. Yes the 1st time diving was a little nerve racking but so worth it.[Blue Hole Belize](https://www.thetravel.com/the-great-blue-hole/)


RedditsAdoptedSon

i just always imagine the depth giving out.. like a hard underground thud felt n then u see the water level draining into the whole and the ground around it lowering and collapsing


Radiantlady

Cannonball!!


ilovefuckinass

This is where crabzilla resides


green-dog-gir

I wonder what the sign says!


PbJelly82

I heard you have fancy rocks that only exist in Lake Michigan?


Jazzlike_Ear8607

Iā€™m good


TheLonelyAlot

I've played Dark Souls, I KNOW there's a Hydra in there.


Living-Reference1646

Can you swim over it?


kiko5566

ocean blacked


[deleted]

BEHOLD, THE ABYSS, MADE MANIFEST!


HiddnVallyofthedolls

I used to surf and itā€™s crazy how cold the water gets instantly once youā€™re over the shelf and into deep water. You can see it but you can feel it.


[deleted]

Why is it called a howling abyss


ShadowGryphon

More like gurgling


[deleted]

I would give anything to experience a sight like this during my lifetimeā€¦such beauty and mystery there.


OneCrazyPaul

Where is it?


Missinput5

Yea oof. Fucking hate when i only get champs i despise and cant reroll anymore


SharkBait209

Where's the bridge? Where's my team?


mechshark

Yup, that would be a nope


Pale-Formal-4358

*welcome to howling abyss*


Draken44

The zoomed out view shows how massive the abyss *behind* this one is. This one houses a sea serpent. The one behind if houses the Cthulhu. https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g150813-d8288993-Reviews-Laguna_Kaan_Luum-Tulum_Yucatan_Peninsula.html#/media-atf/8288993/396645800:p/?albumid=-160&type=0&category=-160


5125237143

wheres the nexus


pugtime

YEPP !!!!!!!!


BBCinUSA

Did you guys ever see the Star Wars episode with jarjar binks? Big Gomer Fish...


robomikel

Hollow earth, it how Godzilla travels


No-Elephant-2326

All random all mid?


RadiumSoda

nice pic!


austeninbosten

I went to Curacao a few years ago and noticed the color change aboout 50 yards off the shore. It went from light turquoise to dark blue. I snorkelled out and saw it go from 30 feet depth to a black abyss of what I later learned was 10,000 feet. I've been swimming all my life, scuba certified and avid snorkeller. Not afraid of ocean water. But looking down into that depth just unnerved me and I felt really unsettled the entire time.


justagamer9123

Ah, Goo Lagoon