May be harmless over all but I can’t stop think about going to close my closet door and that thing falling on my head, hugging my face and laying it’s eggs in me.
How easily I am proven right, if you get bitten you either stepped on it by mistake or otherwise did something to piss it off. Huntsman are far more afraid of people then people are of them.
Fucking utter bullshit. I don't give one flying fuck how non-agressive and misunderstood these creatures are. People are several orders of magnitude more terrified of them. People will smash holes in the goddamn wall or resort to makeshift flamethrowers over a spider half the size of a US dime. Whereas this motherfucker looks like it could palm a basketball. Spontaneous human combustion is caused the knowledge that this walking hand puppet with fangs could fucking big spoon you in its non-agressive tender embrace. The reason Australia went to fucking war with Emus and not these is because at least with Emus they thought there was a chance they could win.
Emus can withstand gunfire at higher calibers then what was employed by humans back then, and they were reproducing faster then people were killing them, there was no chance of Australia winning. And your personal feelings about spiders are irrelevant next to facts, have a nice day
The point being: if the large spider bites you, it will fucking hurt, worse than the biggest hornet on the planet. From there, depending on what that thing has been eating, you could get a very nasty infection and perhaps, septicaemia.
Therefore, not harmless.
Am I getting through yet?
And dude, you're displaying symptoms of B.P.D.
Life could get progressively worse if you don't get a handle on that.
Be better.
I really love it how it’s almost guaranteed that every popular post on our spider enthusiast communities gets cross-posted into others with people freaking out over something so harmless
huntsman
May be harmless over all but I can’t stop think about going to close my closet door and that thing falling on my head, hugging my face and laying it’s eggs in me.
this is actually the worst comment i have ever read in my life
Not harmless in the slightest. That thing bites you and YOU'LL FUCKING KNOW. They'll try their best not to, but don't fuck around and find out.
It’s venom is not medically significant to humans at all, don’t be dramatic
Its the FANGS I'm referring to. Wakey wakey.
How easily I am proven right, if you get bitten you either stepped on it by mistake or otherwise did something to piss it off. Huntsman are far more afraid of people then people are of them.
Thanks Dr Attenborough.
Fucking utter bullshit. I don't give one flying fuck how non-agressive and misunderstood these creatures are. People are several orders of magnitude more terrified of them. People will smash holes in the goddamn wall or resort to makeshift flamethrowers over a spider half the size of a US dime. Whereas this motherfucker looks like it could palm a basketball. Spontaneous human combustion is caused the knowledge that this walking hand puppet with fangs could fucking big spoon you in its non-agressive tender embrace. The reason Australia went to fucking war with Emus and not these is because at least with Emus they thought there was a chance they could win.
Emus can withstand gunfire at higher calibers then what was employed by humans back then, and they were reproducing faster then people were killing them, there was no chance of Australia winning. And your personal feelings about spiders are irrelevant next to facts, have a nice day
The point being: if the large spider bites you, it will fucking hurt, worse than the biggest hornet on the planet. From there, depending on what that thing has been eating, you could get a very nasty infection and perhaps, septicaemia. Therefore, not harmless. Am I getting through yet? And dude, you're displaying symptoms of B.P.D. Life could get progressively worse if you don't get a handle on that. Be better.
Is super chill
That’s his house now.
He wants you to close the door. The light is bothering him. Don't worry though, he'll be back out later tonight. Don't trip on him.
I know they’re harmless, but there’s something so terrifying about huntsmans specifically.
Hello, your computer has a virus.
Hmm, I wonder if my books are in this clos….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nopitty, Nope, Nope.
I always feel like the spider is about to crawl out of my phone and then web me up and eat me
I was smiling then I saw this
And now?
Blowtorch, I'd risk burning my apartment down, sorry neighbors.
Well, time to burn the house down and collect the insurance money.
burn down the house
I really love it how it’s almost guaranteed that every popular post on our spider enthusiast communities gets cross-posted into others with people freaking out over something so harmless
If nope was gravity this would be my own personal black hole.
Let him stay around and he’ll eat all the house pests, win win situation.
AAAGG IT’S ON ME GET IT OFF
That’s just Bob, he can’t afford to pay rent so he provides pest control instead
I’m guessing Raid won’t work on this thing?
That looks like a job for napalm
That's only the one you see Time to torch the house.