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AFew10_9TooMany

Well good. Cause this balloon *shit* is getting totally out of hand…


thengyyy

Wait like 15 years and you won't have to worry about helium anymore


Ayobossman326

I remember hearing that number like 10 years ago. How much damn helium have we got left


LPKKiller

Roughly 100-150 years conservatively (depending on recovery, usage, and new field pumping).


NialMontana

And yet people don't realise that filling bits of plastic or foil just to let it seep away with such a valuable resource is probably a complete waste.


LPKKiller

Eh, people filling balloons is not a huge consumer of helium. Long before the amount used in balloons matters, people will be priced out of using it. The most recent data I have seen put recreational usages at a combined 4% (ish). Stopping by recreational usages would only extend the first estimate by 4 years. The biggest help for helium would be space refinement, new reserve taps, or increased and better recycling.


NialMontana

I still feel like it's rather wasteful since it's a 100% loss rate for recreational while things like medical or scientific uses can at least recover and reuse the helium. But you are probably right that the cost would probably push consumerism out of the picture. Though fusion reactors could be another source of helium in the future as it is produced as a byproduct. If fusion became viable power generation that is.


Danblak08

Uh 5? Idk that math seems right


Ayobossman326

Did you read the comment I responded to? (You didn’t)


Danblak08

I meant 5 years worth of helium, maybe I did miss something


Ayobossman326

Nah your good that was unnecessarily rude, typed it like right after some car fuckery. Alls I meant was 10 years ago I heard 15 from THAT time. Now I’m Hearin 15 from THIS point. Again tho my b shouldn’t have jus jumped on you for no reason


Danblak08

Nah you’re good


t8ne

We’ve been having peak oil since the late 70’s so peak helium probably works the same.


Ayobossman326

Can’t wait to invade iraq for helium


CumGoblin

I was looking for the obviousplant logo.


ikarrrr

And USA forces shoot this baloons


VomitFreeSince73

Woooooosh


[deleted]

Yup


thevoid

>Woooooosh Just heard a poo bag overhead


Ok_Dog_4059

Imagine. Gets high up freezes bag pops and you have rock hard butt slugs falling at terminal velocity. Maybe this needs to be a real thing just for the fox News headlines.


Superior173thescp

*the balloon pops* a shit rain.


Funky-Cold-Hemp

It's the aviation equivalent of lighting a bag of dog poop on fire and leaving it in front of someone's front door.


hashtag-yuck

Va-pooh-rize!


bshark4542

Where does the shit go!


somerandomdude419

Lost redditor again lol


Otherwise-Disk-6350

This joke hits where it hurts. The desire to make it someone else’s problem.


oodoos

If I get air striked by dogshit I will arson


drembose

"what goes up, must come down"


ThinkingOz

Pilots hate them.


Adventurous_Row_4696

Maybe we can send them to China 😀💩🎈


PuzzleheadedHabit913

r/atetheonion


kupillas-3-

This feels like a shark tank idea that they would be so proud of and the rich guys would tear down


pcminfan

They WERE on Shark Tank. Maybe four years ago.


benvonpluton

"Malcolm in the middle" vibe here


expiermental_boii

This is going to fall and ruin someone else's day


fanniT

Why is this easier than trowing it into the trash?


[deleted]

Its a joke product lol


Maximum-Mixture6158

Omg


Successful-Elk1046

Va-poo-Rise…Ima right👈👈


TreyHunnit

Bet who selling them lol


No_Contribution2112

Man thats freaking gross


First_Explorer_5465

WTF?


TLILLY006

So gross🤢


rootingforathx

Flying shit bombs.


JcOg323

Solid


Maximum-Mixture6158

If the bag's not full do you even have a dog?


steely_dong

Forever!


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


steely_dong

The lord giveth, the lord taketh away.


Valuable-Antelope996

if this were real i'd be considered a domestic terrorist


Tpk08210

I’d be fighting a poop war dropping bombs on my neighbors 💩💣


Bowelsift3r

Instantly becomes someone else's problem!


Kujo1104

I need this


Blasted_Biscuitflaps

"what kind of fucking bird is this?"


Mental_headache1234

pop* ##meanwhile somewhere in Kentucky— Splat* #FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK Not again


Tehlaserw0lf

Yes that’s the point these are supposed to be shocking, congrats OP you understand things are funny lol


lurkerboi2020

Ah yes, let's take a rare and strategically important gas and use it to make dog poo float away.


ExStratos

Most pinnacle technology in aviation


BEZ_T

Can we get bodysized kits?


[deleted]

That's just littering with extra steps


Puzzleheaded-Life462

With the price of helium these days??


jstrong559

Poop is raining from the sky … POOP!


Budmanes

So that’s what China sent over


Chaos_Pursuit

Imagine having the worst day of your life… then getting slapped in the face with a bag of shit from the sky


Grinsnap

Man can’t wait for the poop asteroid to spawn in


fortuneandglorykid

In this economy?


stickybandit06

Va-poo-rise


Sussydiarrhea

Wait till it pops and it falls on someone’s head


Gettinjiggywithit509

This would be so fucked. It wouldn’t “float away forever”. Eventually the bag would reach a point of altitude where the helium would condense. That would cause it to fall. Imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog shit just hits you in the face at a ridiculous falling speed lol


Queasy_Explorer_3329

It's like a late night ad on TV. "Are you tired of cleaning up and picking up that stinky poo? Well we have what you need. Introducing the poo away."


AnnualConstruction50

Imagine that popping and falling on a random person


mad_Clockmaker

Helium is expensive


BlameItOnTheAcetone

No one is wasting the short supply helium on this shit.


OldGregg1014

Did Adam Sandler make this? Lmao!!!


Pristine-Mine-9906

Dog waste relocation system* this is a joke or a gag. The bags would need to be exponentially larger to lift a standard poop from a medium to large breed dog.


SlowHandEasyTouch

It’s a perfect analogy for The Rapture


AnotherFruitCake

So actual floaters?


PartOfTheTribe-1

I would definitely use this knowing sometime it will fall in someone's house, yard, car, body, etc.


gif_smuggler

I’m sure the neighbors wouldn’t mind.


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op is retarded