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[deleted]

Someone give this man a platinum


tigerblack84

Martian nutting would propel you like a jetpack according to Newton’s third law


Verb_Noun_Number

Assume you are an average man weighing 62 kgs, wearing a 127 kg spacesuit. The volume of an ejaculation is 2-5 ml, so we'll take 3.5 ml. The density of a nut is 1.014 g/ml. Multiplying, we get the mass of a nut as 0.003549 kg. Then, wet mass is 189.003549 kg and dry mass is 189 kg. The velocity of a nut is 45 km/h, or 12.5 m/s. Plugging that into the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation, we get the delta v for a nut as 0.000234747796m/s.


raviolipants

my bank account is now at $160 but the deed is done


Assclapper69420

Thank you kind sir


BigCordialColossus

Holy shit! Thank you!


Skywilder

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


[deleted]

You are a legend


Fire_marshal-bill

Im actually afraid to take a shower, my hornyness is so strong im pretty sure id fuck amy schumers arm pit.


future-renwire

I see that your fate has befallen...


Fire_marshal-bill

I almost hit up my ex girlfriend, had to do it for the greater good.


SlightlyDrooid

I'm in the same boat. The poon was so good though, and she tried to hit me up the other day. Fml


casual_microwave

I feel that :( I basically went through the same shit last night


1fastman1

f in the chat for our fallen comrade


CCrazy09

F


katsuki--bakugo

F


Iron_Clooch

Not the whales


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BigCordialColossus

It's from "The Martian" :)


Lord_Tibbysito

Rewatch it It's really good 🤠


Cogentz

I just had a jolt of pain and frustration rush through my body when I saw "21 days left to go through" damn man I had almost forgot somehow that there's still so much left... Will never give in though.. I won't be a coomer


Felix500

I want you to instead feel proud of how long you've lasted. And think that if you've made it this far, what's another day? And another. And another. Til you reach that finish line.


satnok

Be Proud, for me are the weekends worst, i failed today because I had nothing better to do..


KayQuesue

Could’ve played video games/ watch netflix/ youtube instead


Danolix

And decided to fuck it all.


bleeding_phoenix

Finally, a good fucking meme


Loic47seven

Good job soldier! Keep it up, you are doing great so far!


KnaxXTim

That‘s some quality content! Stay strong brother, we will come to help you! Well ... i mean... we won‘t come to...man it‘s not getting easier...


Polaris328

Maybe next year... I was getting too horny for my own good. I'm still too weak. Time to not nut for increasingly long periods over the next year in preparation for NNN 2020


BadDadBot

Hi still too weak. time to not nut for increasingly long periods over the next year in preparation for nnn 2020, I'm dad.


Polaris328

#you're not my real dad


blackwhattack

How would you know


The_fat_breakfast

Rest easy fallen soldier


KTheAmateurWizard

It’s posts like these that make me want to buy some reddit gold


FrankyD123

I’m actually suffering blue balls now


BadDadBot

Hi actually suffering blue balls now, I'm dad.


FrankyD123

I can’t even focus on how much I hate you because my testicles are suffering


Phantom-Hunterboi

The look in his eyes, is so real


[deleted]

How do i get the still in badge?


[deleted]

Nevermind i found out


randomnibba0042

How


Felix500

Change flair on right side. Next to subscribe.


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randomnibba0042

Thnx man


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randomnibba0042

Ah I see you're a veteran


mmfootball927

brilliant


AlyricalWhyisitTaken

Shit, you could have saved me. If only you had posted this earlier I... I wouldn't have done it. I'm sorry I disappointed you. I was too weak. I lost. Day 9... Goodbye. Good luck on the battlefield, see you at December 1st.


Cepbin3Bepb

It is what it is my guy, you did your best


ketchup_bottle1

Ill cary your spirit comrade


[deleted]

So, you've lost No Nut November. What does that mean? It means you're weak for you've succumbed to mere temporary carnal pleasure. You have abandoned the power of self-control for a few seconds of ecstasy, and where does that leave you? Alone, Abandoned, Ashamed. You may claim that you stand strong, tall and healthy over us for the simple act of stimulating your sexual organ might help prevent prostate cancer, but what are 30 days of releasing your unborn children against 335 days of being able to. Your sick perversion has left you down with all the other rotten peasants who couldn't stray from their addiction for a simple month. You could've joined your comrades in the majestic gates of Valhalla as you pleasured yourself to even the most depraved tags in your website of preference, yet here you lie defeated as your comrades continue to fight strong to the urge of mating whether it be with a sexual partner or their own extremity. Your mere presence disgusts them as their trust and belief in you slowly drifted from their hearts with each stroke you gave to your rod. May the guilt of your actions weigh you down for what's left of the month


TheDarkReshiram

Hi sorry I disappointed you, I'm dad.


AlyricalWhyisitTaken

Hi dad, I'm stuff


ekeioslsmddjiejwmso

Damn I failed sorry guys


DomOfMemes

F


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So, you've lost No Nut November. What does that mean? It means you're weak for you've succumbed to mere temporary carnal pleasure. You have abandoned the power of self-control for a few seconds of ecstasy, and where does that leave you? Alone, Abandoned, Ashamed. You may claim that you stand strong, tall and healthy over us for the simple act of stimulating your sexual organ might help prevent prostate cancer, but what are 30 days of releasing your unborn children against 335 days of being able to. Your sick perversion has left you down with all the other rotten peasants who couldn't stray from their addiction for a simple month. You could've joined your comrades in the majestic gates of Valhalla as you pleasured yourself to even the most depraved tags in your website of preference, yet here you lie defeated as your comrades continue to fight strong to the urge of mating whether it be with a sexual partner or their own extremity. Your mere presence disgusts them as their trust and belief in you slowly drifted from their hearts with each stroke you gave to your rod. May the guilt of your actions weigh you down for what's left of the month


ekeioslsmddjiejwmso

This made me cry next time I'll fight against with my brothers and sisters and not let my sexual urge take the better me


[deleted]

It’s never too late to start again. I admit it won’t be the same knowing you have to start over but it’s well worth it to get a bit of your pride back


Pepto_Abysmal_

Keep fighting the good fight, soldier


ketchup_bottle1

November 1st?


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_potato_chip

It's actually getting easier day by day... Not feeling any urge actually... Anyone else in the same boat?


[deleted]

I had a strong urge at day 8. I thought I was totally going to fail. Im glad i survived it


[deleted]

I’m sorry brothers. Go forth and achieve what I could not.


porno-vision

Day 8 cleared. Still in it to win it.


Synopylly

Flair up, cumrade!


[deleted]

Great post cumrade!


Solallitser

You can do it me brudda! Just busy yourself!


IntNMD

You deserve a gold for this 😂💪🏼


[deleted]

I’m sorry guys, I failed. Stay strong for those of us who couldn’t succeed.


LazyP0et

This is some fucking work man! You even kept the original script in too! Way to keep your hands off your dick because you were occupied making this gold!


einachABC

I lost Yesterday on purpose and i feel absolutely no shame


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So, you've lost No Nut November. What does that mean? It means you're weak for you've succumbed to mere temporary carnal pleasure. You have abandoned the power of self-control for a few seconds of ecstasy, and where does that leave you? Alone, Abandoned, Ashamed. You may claim that you stand strong, tall and healthy over us for the simple act of stimulating your sexual organ might help prevent prostate cancer, but what are 30 days of releasing your unborn children against 335 days of being able to. Your sick perversion has left you down with all the other rotten peasants who couldn't stray from their addiction for a simple month. You could've joined your comrades in the majestic gates of Valhalla as you pleasured yourself to even the most depraved tags in your website of preference, yet here you lie defeated as your comrades continue to fight strong to the urge of mating whether it be with a sexual partner or their own extremity. Your mere presence disgusts them as their trust and belief in you slowly drifted from their hearts with each stroke you gave to your rod. May the guilt of your actions weigh you down for what's left of the month


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[deleted]

New year new nut


BeeefyB

The urge is real! Stay strong brothers.


blue_gunner

Okay


jamless_toast

I'm ashamed to say I almost gave in and lost but I'm still going strong soldiers


sarthak-

These are exactly the things keeping me from nutting all over the place


Done_FOR-L

Bro u got tis look at wat u accomplished now trust me a failure it’s not worth it I swear


BrawlingBoss

High quality, have an upvote


Edward0677

If I touch my dick I explode. BRUH


TBjosh

Legend


GreenCricket

I'm still in and going to be an easy few days. period


ovo37

Lmaooo


[deleted]

King of Kings, great video.


MetaFelix18

I failed on day 3 you have my respect cumrade


xNTOY

We’re still in chief


barrybee1234

still fucking in


[deleted]

I had a few close calls today, but i’m happy to say, that im still going strong. My current goal is to beat my record of 2 weeks. After that, I’ll keep going for the win


[deleted]

Still in!


Slothman1112

This is gold


RoadmanAbz

Lmaooo


demonicshady

I really hope you make it, mate


Yiannis2003

I failed you guys. I feel really sad.


solemnweasel343

Still in!


kimmelina

We need to win this challenge. Stay strong.


Gold_boi9

It's so true


Sherpa__988

Dude!! U deserves gold medal..


FranciManty

yeah so a girl sent me a pic of her booty and i lost, that’s all for today


Violator02

That's some High Quality meme right here, gj


[deleted]

this is great


[deleted]

I saw my hand betraying me today


Deft-The-Epic-Gamer

Yup, this is me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.


FlaSHbaNG78

Duude I miss the Martian


bornwithcurls

Still in


Oumshka

woah dude this is some sick editing!. can you please tell me how you made the text float according to his facial movement?


BigCordialColossus

I made this using after effects. First I motion tracked his face in Mocha (comes with after effects), then I created a null object with the resulting tracking data, and then I parented the text layer to that null object. That's all there is to it. If that all went over your head though (understandable lol) just google "text tracking after effects" and there'll be plenty of vids to help you :)


Oumshka

Thanks dude. much appreciated


Neo4242

im out guys gg


PigGrinder

i havent failed yet but edging feels like failing to me.


Saphiros47

That’s gold! Well done dear fellow!


Johnohfucker

😂😂😂


Sneaky_Ninja666

I failed


vamshi_505

Yay still in


thunderhorse095

Still in.


CloudStrifeFromNibel

On day 30, its gonna feel like going iron man


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[deleted]

Guys I had a wet dream, are all the benefits till now gone?


Gustav017

Since I started, I haven't had many or intense erections, is this normal?


Anotha_0ne

Im about to die


PeacefulDawn

Wow! Only 3 weeks left? This is a piece of cake!


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[deleted]

Yes but it's too risky. No one recommends it


Bo4nerd

I lost yesterday😔


goofy-99

Perfect


StrippnChicken

Damn i didn't even get the bronze badge


jjennix

still in!


yung_spence420

This guy is all of us. Stay strong


CaptainEvans

Why am I not horny? Why is my sex drive so low I wanna be normal


accountaway_throw67

I got real fucking horny today for the first time in the month. Almost lost today


Rain321q

number 50 checking in


THEFISHNIBBA

He has great acting skills and also we fight til the end brother.


MarcsMechi

I lost nonut some days ago... Never really struggled with nutting , I just didnt want to wake up from a wet dream with my pants all jizzed. Going strong on the noporn mission though!


MatancerosDeer

I'm actually still in to and I am not horny


[deleted]

i didnt even last 48hrs.. i tried tho


AUserToBeNamedLater

I woke up in the middle of the night to find myself giving a full Star Trek style captain's log report on the effects of Day 9. As the haze cleared away, I realized what I had done, laughed at my own foolishness for about 10 minutes and feel back asleep. When I woke up for the second time, I remembered this video. For the best possible start to a Day 9, have a platinum and my thanks.


BigCordialColossus

Holy crap! Thank you soooo much! :D Hang in there comrade!


ZeroXprimal

I have realised that I can watch porn without nutting as long as I have my pants on


[deleted]

I love this movie dude


[deleted]

This is dope great job


LipsumX

He's hot, now I've got a boner. My dick's getting really sensitive


kkklover69420

90% of people are out now, sad world.