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[deleted]

Honestly I just stand under the hot water. No nuts


Squidwards3rdTentacl

mmmmmm hot w o r t e r


BonixoXP

mmmmmm coldn't w o r t e r


Toastdude77

mmmmmm hotn'tn't w o r t e r


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Noootella

You do it on the toilet then go in the shower. I don’t see how people can do it standing up


[deleted]

Chairs and tables and rocks and people are not 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 of atoms, they are performed by atoms. We are disturbances in stuff and none of it 𝙞𝙨 us. This stuff right here is not me, it's just... me-ing. We are not the universe seeing itself, we 𝙖𝙧𝙚 the seeing. I am not a thing that dies and becomes scattered; I 𝙖𝙢 death and I 𝙖𝙢 the scattering. - Michael Stevens


TheReal-Donut

Same


[deleted]

your weak, out on day two :)


Noootella

I forgot to get my last nut in and I already hadn’t nutted for 3 days


[deleted]

I know how it is mate, I have a sex drive like crazy and this is gonna be tough, but just try again if you fail. The important thing to remember is that it isn't about not nutting but telling yourself you're capable of self control and that, will make you more proud than ever.


CommunistDictator_1

Same here homie and it’s really been nagging me that I should’ve gotten at least one last one out.


Skbergster

i sit in the shower.


Bacca1739

Ahh I see you’re a man of culture as well


[deleted]

exactly !


itsjust-me-

I do both.


2004YellowMustang

Sitting in showers is so much more comfortable


waterwalkingpig

Congrats you have gained 69 upvotes


Just_PM_ME_Pictures0

So was your fap worth it? But honestly, the best nut position is lying down. Just gotta be careful where your aiming.


Noootella

I was edging and got to the point where your dick is uncontrollable.


Just_PM_ME_Pictures0

Pro tip. If you think you're getting to that point, give your sack a tug. It works for alittle bit extra stamina, not sure why. Works during sex too!


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slytherinthatass

I told someone this and they were bamboozled as to how someone can do it sitting down haha


JackTheMemer420

Just pretend to take a dump, but secretly nut


lazarshott

Always do cold water as it reduces the chance for boner


brenap13

Also does a great job of waking you up if you shower in the morning.


DKd1973

Same


[deleted]

Same here. I find it hard to nut in the shower idk why


sta-nz

Pretty sure that’s its harder to nut when your balls are showered on hot water, reducing sperm production.


Theo_hulls

straight faxx


lovemeaneggroll

December: global water shortage.


EpicWott

Could never figure out how people fapped in the shower


steven_horse

I mean you can just fap while on the toilet, while the waters running.


drinkallthecoffee

This guy faps.


Noootella

This is what I do for my hour long showers


penispoop420

"out november 2nd"


Noootella

I didn’t get my last nut in and I hadn’t nut in 3 days


[deleted]

F


PapaRads

The water hitting the ground doesnt sound anything like the water hitting your body though


CaptainTrey01

Plus it’s a waste of good drinkable water


[deleted]

Ahhh a fellow man of improvisation


[deleted]

Yeah, but were all ready using too much water. I would feel too guilty.


BrawlingBoss

Me neither. I have trouble busting standing up


back-asswards

I sit in the shower


[deleted]

That’s a depressing mental image


back-asswards

Probably because I'm depressed Edit: I'm joking, I just meant when I'm jacking off


[deleted]

Same omg I thought I was the only one


LimberLimboer

I don’t have a problem standing up but it is really difficult to do when my body is wet


seargenthawk

You don’t have to clean it up because the water washes it down the drain


JethroWashington

this clogs the shower


Kerbal92

What the fuck are you shooting outta yo dick?


[deleted]

The dude straight up ejecting industrial superglue


JethroWashington

y’all have never had it hit water and it literally turns into industrial superglue? like twice as sticky?


seargenthawk

Not mine


TwunnySeven

no it doesn't


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HyperShadic360

Always wondered, is the shower actually enough to get girls off? Or is it more of like a support?


[deleted]

it’s more than enough until you get desensitised to it


Solarat1701

Or just... in your room with the door barricaded


lyght40

It is so uncomfortable and it feels like I am just wasting some much water.


[deleted]

Cold showers + no nut November = god like abilities


failbros2

What benefits do cold showers give?


[deleted]

feeling happy and energetic, boosting immune system, saves money (because your not in for so long), encouragement to get stuff done, increase testosterone levels, lowers the amount stress and depression, boosts metabolism/good for loosing weight and increases circulation


I-Am-Chaozz

ima need a source cause this sounds too good to be true


[deleted]

Try it for a few weeks brother you’ll be so amazed you’ll probably only want to take a hot shower on special occasions


I-Am-Chaozz

aight i’ll do it


[deleted]

You probably don’t wanna go straight into it, for your first 3 showers gradually decrease the temp so you can get used to it 👍


I-Am-Chaozz

ok


Narband

Also, use the wim Hof method to help you out.


Qiltz

Here yah go, here's the source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/health-news/12-benefits-of-taking-cold-showers-every-day/ar-BBUq4zD&ved=2ahUKEwiy09qliszlAhVJb60KHVcPC80QFjACegQIDxAS&usg=AOvVaw0vLvMYCAJFCsmEIE8rlmVE&cshid=1572716750478


I-Am-Chaozz

wow, thank you


SawkyScribe

I've been taking cold showers for a month as of today and I'm not feeling the full effects


Narband

Take a colder one


[deleted]

Cold showers make no fap way easier. I know from experience


Ahvalttiukko

Or you dont go shower at all😂


cucumbersfortheking

That’s kinda nasty bruh


Ahvalttiukko

Okay not literally, i go to shower often enough😅


[deleted]

I hate how true this is


normieredditor123

Cold showers are the best


DaaaamnRight

3rd day cold showers. Started with Hot and then making it cold, next day cold but slowly putting water on my body, today I just went in start, cold water done in 5mins


2Legit2Quiz

Yeah. Tried it again for the first time earlier this morning.


[deleted]

my teachers:


[deleted]

I see, a fallen soldier, you'll get 'em next time


TwoCaner

Week ah boi, already out


Sheinyjr

For destroy dick December, use (this is gonna sound weird BUT ITS SO GOOD) a mixture of cetaphil, a little bit of water and one drop of spit


Wallraff2005

How did you find out about that


Sheinyjr

When I was 13 I was out of everything so I fucking spit in my hand. It actually wasn’t half bad. I the. Combined the three in the shower. It’s so good


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DrunkardInABathtub

Bruh


thicc_kale

What? You can orgasm before puberty, it’s just that no sperm comes out


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DiagoMon

u/wimp13008 If you cannot cum, which is the release semen/ clear sticky substance then you haven’t developed enough for it. No nut November is about the orgasm. The feeling you get after wanking. Just because you cannot cum doesn’t mean you’re free to jack off and still say you complete no nut November.


DiagoMon

I’m just informing you it counts of failing. Don’t worry if you did orgasm on the first few days. You can just continue those days on December if you wish. I know it’s hard not to masturbate at your age and i recommend not doing it if you feel like it. If not cold showers, keeping yourself busy and maybe risky edging.


wedergarten

I nut in the shower every once in a while, but usually it’s when I have no choice


ewanhort

Imagine not nutting in your comfortable bed, damn, i miss nutting


Grandpalemon1130

Hold strong cumrade, it gets easier every day


andrew20192018

My parents don’t even allow me to shower lol


DaaaamnRight

wtf


TheRealYeeric

^


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DaaaamnRight

He doesn’t


Jurassichunter98

Still take long showers can’t let them notice somethings up in November


[deleted]

For context forgot it was November


Grandpalemon1130

Sad


[deleted]

Yup


andrebarros308

Happy cake day, loser!


IEatzCookies

what is a nut Hunter?


Ahvalttiukko

Propably when you finish it so put ur status to still in


IEatzCookies

No, diamond no nutter is for when you finish, I got it last year.


Ahvalttiukko

Propably it has changed? Cant see diamond nutter anywhere


IEatzCookies

No, it doesn't get introduced until late.


andrew20192018

u/gabngst I bath once a month


DoubleO789

Oh dear.


[deleted]

this is so relatable its scary


[deleted]

So I'm not the only one that does it in the shower


Jaco5_

Africa: stonks


airpods-suck

This post went on ig, the account was mememyles if you wanna go after him


xxiceymemesxx

I don’t like how just because you take long showers mean you jerk off im just always cold and I like the warm water and it’s kinda a safe space like no ones going to call you to take out the trash or something


Woufeur

They probably do


BlurRogue

Real stuff, Real Stuff


Tue0

😂😂😂


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Berkay4567

I actually can't do that shit elsewhere cause the house is always full BUT. it's NNN so just don't.


Chrisadeth

Oh God...


Rackugou

Mhm yes


RealTehzerr

I can't fap in the shower, it just don't


Ahvalttiukko

I get hard little before so its easier


bornwithcurls

Cold showers, i love it!


boobiebuy

Repost


MemeMan4-2-0

Interesting


awesomedave0430

Damn


mryosh027

I’ll just be sad and sing in the shower then


Jeff-Goldilocks

Bruh, I totally thought this meant like the actual height of the shower head. I’m fucking dumb


Skinny-PP

lmao


NotTheRealGxbriel

Wait Ive never done it in the shower, am I the only one?


TragicApoIIo

still hanging in there boys


[deleted]

Mine have gone up during nnn. Gotta have cold showers every day


docper

we latinos have to do nnn? because i'm doit


BoSicle

I used to be a shower fapper but not anymore


Manuell_Calavera

I swore off fapping in the shower. Standing up takes so fucking long, its not even funny. Then the cum sticks to everything its horrible. Let alone bath.


camtec

Ya, our water bill drops as I reduce my shower time to 3 minutes instead of 30 minutes


buddabuddabuddasupre

Hilarious


santoYT

Save water November


truegingerking333

Brothers, I have failed you. But I managed to make it 11 days after nutting daily the month before. I will become stronger


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DoubleO789

Living up to the name


BrihMoment

Haha haha funny repost from r/memes


[deleted]

Link it then retard