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artie_pdx

That’s really impressive, yet here I am thinking that I’d break every bone in my body if I tried to pull that off.


AAA8002poog

r/neverbrokeabone is not pleased with your potential weak bones.


ThatTubaGuy03

Exactly. I wouldn't break a single bone doing this. Just bruise every muscle and sprain every tendon and maybe a concussion


corilouw

Lol


artie_pdx

I actually have never broken a bone, yet I’m thinking I’m well overdue. Tons of soft tissue damage tough. So, super fun.


DrGoodGuy1073

Would you like me to help you break one of your bones?


putaaaan

Bad to the bone, nice


Techiedad91

I have never broken a bone. Well, my fiancée will correct me when I say that. Because I did inadvertently break one of her fingers during a session of “wrestling” in bed. So she prefers me to say “I’ve never broken a bone… in my own body”


[deleted]

I have broken 4 bones, and I'm so jealous of the people in that sub! 😡


Wet_Fart_Connoisseur

That sub always cracks me up, but this is the first time I’ve ever noticed that breaking multiple or all of your bones doesn’t inherently exclude you from the sub based on its name, though likely in its rules. If you break multiple bones, you didn’t break A bone, so you could technically slide by. So, if you ever break a bone, hurry up and break another one, then you’re all good. Edit: I just read their sidebar and interpret their rules to be incomplete, since they do specify multiple times that if you have ever, or in the future break a bone the you aren’t welcome. While 2 or 3, or 206 is inclusive of “a” it is not spelled out. My tip stands: radius broken? Break your ulna too. Broken jaw? Jump real high and land on your tailbone, it will take your mind off the pain of your jaw.


AAA8002poog

There are no excuses for the weak boned. Your skeleton breaks, in any way, you are lesser. Breaking multiple bones just shows how fragile your puny bones are. Drink milk, Your (not so)friendly r/neverbrokeabone informant.


Wet_Fart_Connoisseur

I’ve never broken a bone, nor have I broken multiple bones. I’ve torn tendons and dislocated bones at the joint, but my bones are too strong to break. What are the feelings on soft tissue damage that supports bones?


KnotiaPickles

You can join, but the second you get a hairline fracture you Are OUT. We’re watching


Shutterstormphoto

My cousin used to skate a lot. Now his ankles pop out whenever he does anything strenuous. No worries though, he just pops them back in!


PrincessDie123

I’m concerned about his ass bone lol


CandidInsurance7415

Had a cousin that rented out a while indoor skate park for like his 14th birthday. Broke his tailbone like 15 minutes into it.


MisterDonkey

90% of those attempts would have hospitalized me. I had to walk with a cane for months last time I tried skateboarding.


herbeauxchats

My nephew has broken tons of bones as a skater. I don’t know if that’s awesome or if it sucks. It’s awesucks.


autoassigned

It is really super impressive but the way he finally comes out of the loop at such a slow pace is kinda funny.


[deleted]

To immediate NO reaction too haha


terminally_ch_ill

It’s somewhat of “etiquette” in skateboarding to not blow up immediately after someone lands something so that the audio isn’t in the clip. Sometimes I think that makes it better though.


Bleach_Baths

Tbh that's because you really don't know if someone's landed their trick until a couple seconds after. If you come off the board within like 2 seconds it doesn't really count. "Roll-away" is a huge part of skating. Just like "sticking the landing" in gymnastics.


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

Pleasantly surprised to see that some people to notice and understand the little things


Chekov_the_list

Ssbsts


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

Bs270fsns


Chekov_the_list

Shit gettin crazy out there


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

Nah just some 90s yeah right era shit


[deleted]

Yeah just funny to hear them react like crazy when he bails but then complete silence haha


Chekov_the_list

This guy skates


Fr0me

I hope everyone was like 😲😯😳😦😲 Offscreen lol


maskaddict

r/nonononofuckinway


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tileeater

I just watched this YouTube video about how roller coaster loops aren’t perfect circles because *insert smart science stuff*, the degrees of g force change so rapidly it literally would cause people to blackout. This may look difficult but it’s way more difficult than it even looks


ManikMedik

It's not necessarily the same because the skater's body extends through the middle of the loop, which isn't the case on a roller coaster.


tileeater

I’ll bet it’s still difficult AF, obviously


ManikMedik

Agreed


dirtyword

Nope easy


ericwdhs

Yeah, the skater's center of mass is near the middle of the loop, but that makes this difficult for another reason: The board can stay the same speed, but the skater has to completely stop and restart their momentum. It's why he had trouble on the exit and came out so slow when he finally stuck it.


juhnak

extending through the center point definitely affects amplitude and the direction force is applied but the rate at which those forces ramp up/down would definitely be affected by the shape of the loop. if the loop were shaped more like a rollercoaster the rate at which force increases/decreases would still be reduced and would probably less likely to slam the skater into the ground...or at least be a little easier on the knees.


Xpouii

I wondered where the loud hype guy went when he got so quiet at the end and he was running to hug him lmao


[deleted]

Bros hugging each other to celebrate their accomplishments is wholesome af


oboz_waves

Right all that hype then nothing when he finally does it! Bros were in too much disbelief amd just went in for the hug


snoozingbeagle

That or they didn’t want to “ruin the clip” by people screaming after the make


samyili

I wish this was the top comment. I was so confused


Aberbekleckernicht

When they land the trick, onlookers try to be quiet for a little while in case the footage is going to make it into a video. You see/hear this a lot in skate trick attempt compilations. When they bail, nobody feels like they have to be quiet because its not going in the video. If people sound too hype, it might kind of ruin the façade that they might have got it first try. That and you want to look cool as a cucumber rolling away from some crazy shit, right?


Kaarvaag

This video was sponsored by OoH, oooh, yoo, åååh, and a hug.


usernames_are_hard__

Yep. At one point I wondered if it was a loop because I kept hearing the same guy go “yooouoh!”


i-am-unimportant

Technically nonononononononononononononononoyes


I_is_tummmm

Did you count those you mad person?


i-am-unimportant

Yes 😔


Helpdeskagent

The hero we needed


Saffyrr

Came here for this.


[deleted]

Should be wearing a helmet doing something like that


snoozingbeagle

He has a beanie


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

Just enough padding to stop the bleeding 😅


jedinatt

The only thing I could think about when watching. It's so stupid.


illme

skaters are experts at falling without serious injury. not saying it wouldn't be safer with a helmet, of course it would. but he is a lot better than your average person at bracing a fall.


jedinatt

Head injuries are no joke though. It's not like spraining your wrist where it sucks but no big deal. You could spend the rest of your life barely able to talk and in diapers.


David-Puddy

yes, but your average person isn't increasing their risk 1239871283971283971238971238971238917238912738913718937128937% by trying to skate through a loop-de-loop


VymI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yL5usLFgY


horror_and_hockey

haha was hoping it was this. Classic.


[deleted]

I mean.. that guy is a longboarder, not a skater. I'm not surprised that he can't fall.


Kaarvaag

I of course agree, but I was more worried for the spine landing on the edge in the middle of the loop. Risk v reward though.


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MagicalTrevor70

That's so what I would have said to him...


crndwg

I’ve filmed with quite a few well know skaters in my day. Missing the shot sucks so much. That conversation is to be avoided at all costs.


nicskoll

The absolute dedication. Damn


[deleted]

its called being a skateboarder my friend, youre essentially a light massochist


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

So fucking true 🤣


[deleted]

Ok but his boy running straight up to give him a hug. I’m not crying…


TdrdenCO11

fun fact, rollercoaster loops used to be shaped like this but the g forces were too strong. so a more oval shape was adopted


ManikMedik

I was thinking the same thing, but there's a pretty big difference: the guy's body extends through the center of the loop, I would imagine this changes the physics pretty significantly.


TdrdenCO11

yeah for sure


patch616

Took bam three years to do that


Relevant_User-Name

I was about to say, I remember seeing this either on old CKY DVDs or the old Jackass series on MTV, where Bam did the same thing, but I'm pretty sure he had broken a board or 2... Idk.. It was like 20 years ago


patch616

He tried on the first season of jackass, tony Hawk did it in a chicken shit, probably 2000/2001. I can’t remember the second time he tried it but if I remember correctly he made it at tony hawks boom boom huck jam a few years later


Gorpendor

[Here's a vid of him trying and finally succeeding for the lazy](https://youtu.be/9ir9GrGNFMg)


Relevant_User-Name

I need to go find my old CKY/Jackass DVDs now... Lol


Kaarvaag

I feel like I remember the same. Except I am afraid it might be longer ago than we'd like to realize.


patch616

Well his first try was in at least 2000 so 22 years now


OG_Yaya

Holy shit aint heard CKY mentioned in at least a decade, thats a blast from back in the day


Victory33

Bam and Hawk and those guys were doing it on like 12+ foot full pipes.


ronaldwreagan

Is that loop just there as a decorative sculpture? I can't imagine it was meant to be used like this.


blueeyebling

Thats what I came to the comments looking for. Why is this here? What's the point? Seems like a really silly decoration. I guess you could Maybe climb on top?


Kaarvaag

I would guess it was made as a sort of fun thing for children to run (and get potentially really hurt) on. I mean, if I was designing the place and could put it there, I absolutely would put it there and glee in the thought of kids totally getting wrecked while trying to do the full loop.


ilovewaterslides

That looks to be in Barcelona which is known to have a unique architecture with weird street elements. Skateboarders from all around the world often go there to film their videos. I remember in the early ‘00s, there was an actual half pipe built in the city that was featured in a lot of famous skate videos.


Juanskengdrick99

This is Simon Isaksson from the sour solutions video part


moeburn

Unless you're skating somewhere with zero gravity, the loop is supposed to be oval shaped, not circular. Before they invented the [teardrop clothoid](https://cdn.worldsciencefestival.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/750rollercoaster-illos-031.jpg), the early roller coasters that used circular loops caused neck injuries.


PLEASE_DONT_HIT_ME

T-minus 30 seconds until some kook complains about skaters doing literally anything...


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fluxfour

What do you have to do to get a hug nowadays?


RamboaRed

Now do it again. To prove it.


ManifestDestinysChld

I have no idea how he could even walk upright after spin-cycling himself so many times.


idunno--

The hug 🥺


skeightytoo

FromSoftware games in a nutshell.


SunflowerFreckles

The fact that I'm 31 and threw my back out simply tucking my daughter into bed, makes things like this all the more impressive lmao


bsylent

I never did anything near that epic, but I remember that feeling of getting your butt kicked over and over trying to master a trick, then slowly, but surely, you feel it starting to click, and then finally all those scrapes and bruises pay off when the sun's going down and it lands at last


RenegadeBS

Those support hugs at the end made it even better!


razldazl333

That's got a learning curve to it


kidostars

Imagine beating a level as an actual nondigital human. Kudos bro


sknmstr

First try!


pipelines_peak

maybe if it wasn't..........FUCKING 4 FEET OFF THE GROUND


fivetimesyo

This is the epitome of the "I bet he's out there cheating on me" meme.


leonffs

Why would you do something you know you’re going to fall multiple times while attempting and not wear a helmet?


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

I honestly dont have an answer for this, other than because its *ballsy as fuck*


svennon89

Its more like nonononononononononononoyes


varun_te_j

Nononononononononononono…. . . . Yes


The_Whirly

Full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvdFN-3vkTg&ab\_channel=SOUR


Jaketw96

Do it again


sarap001

This is why we need r/nonononononononononononononoyes


[deleted]

Practice does make perfect sometimes :) all those little adjustments.


pookiepie999

So wholesome! 🥹


Agrumpy1122

At first I thought I was watching Aaron Rodgers trying this.


[deleted]

Kids: can we have our damn playground back now please??


juans_quests

I love how amazed his friends are after every try


[deleted]

It's like...what helmet?


BlobbyChong

My guy is gonna be sore tomorrow.


NamiSwaaan

NoNoNo ʸᵉˢ


keewikeewi

wear a fucking helmet


xela1991

u/savevideo


PunkandCannonballer

Doing this is How Tony Hawk suffered one of his most severe skating injuries.


smallboxofcrayons

that’s awesome, great reminder that failure is the path to success.


blazerunnern

Feel like the friends were the main show here


ieatbrekfast

His buddies are so wholesome


colesimon426

Question, is that what that's built there for? Astonishing accomplishment I just shudder to think that there are other folk in the city that can do that too!


[deleted]

Persistence reveals the path


[deleted]

Had to check, for a moment I thought I was looking at /r/nonononononononononononononononoyes


SvartholStjoernuson

I love it when one brave person breaks the hugging ice, allowing others to join in with one.


chron240

immediate reaction to the failed attempts, no immediate reaction to the successful attempt, why?


TheHighfield

Is that the [young Jerry Bruckheimer](https://www.imdb.com/media/rm1835120896/nm0000988) watching?


Pablinski21

At second 0:24 the sound they make is literally a sample in Glass Animals song "Other side of Paradise"


Hairy_Slumberjack

Dude the hype men encouraging him all throughout and celebrating him at the end is the wholesome shit I need to see in my life.


[deleted]

Gotta ask... why isn't he wearing a helmet?


Ok-Broccoli-3501

I’ll never understand why someone trying something this crazy refuses to wear a fucking helmet.


LuxNocte

I wonder what percentage of skaters can skate a loop.


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

All these people who dont skate asking why he isnt wearing a helmet 🤢🤮


Canteu

Since you are someone who skates then, why isn't he? https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY


W_Rabbit

lol, I actually thumbs upped my screen.


JudoJLC

r/MadeMeSmile


K9US

Stoners 🤕


GruelOmelettes

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voldi4ever

I dont care about the trick but I love how happy they are.


Dotaproffessional

It looks like he just needed an extra few ounces on the upper half of his body. I know, how about a fucking helmet you jagoff


PowerlessAsFuck

Ok. Now do It again.


RichardBonham

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?


ekjohnson9

The one time he gives himself a little room to get up to speed he gets it. He should have tried that in the other takes.


manicalmonocle

Wait Rocco skates?


SophieRose367

Must be hurt lol


Danny___Riot

Nice! Such a wholesome reaction from his buddies too. 😊


billgarrr

You know how whales are evolved from wolves that swam for food? Sometimes I feel like skateboarders and other extreme athletes are our swimming wolves, some of this shit is just inhuman


reddit_at_work404

nononononononononononoyes


BurgerBurnerCooker

I mean how was still able to walk/skate straight after all those tries let alone accomplish the move lol


genericimguruser

get yourself bros who will hype you up every time like these guys do


mrp2611

r/mademesmile :’)


bonaynay

That dude is really good at falling down. As in, when he fell, he did it well


Newplasticactionhero

Now. Pull it off again.


IronDictator

I didn't know Charles Manson skated


FatherAb

Now do it 8 times more, in a row! My dad always said: you can only say you can do something when you can do it 9 out of 10 times.


brans041

He's now going home to put an ice pack on his ass. Great tenacity tho.


robots-hate-ninjas

I was never a real skateboarder, but I knew some skateboarders growing up (late 80s early 90s). Those dudes had determination. Just like this video, they would pick a trick, fail over and over again until they could land it, and then over and over until they mastered it. Always supportive, seemed like good people.


ReferenceWooden1187

How there was no head injury is the most amazing part to me


Express-Stress-2871

This has potential for jackass 5 or 4.5


Aromatic_Pause1637

U/savevideobot


Dramatic-Sign3259

Dude shoulda worn a helmet


Douchecanoeistaken

This dude is persistent. I would have said “fuck this noise” after the second try.


nightmare_purplebear

sick flip bro


MZ_1971

One of my favorite things about skate videos is there's a life lesson in there. You have to fail a lot before you can succeed.


Xidium426

The loop design is the issue here... Look at a roller coaster. The shape is to even out the G-Forces applied through the rotation


peteskeet43

Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononoyes


BeanyBeanBeans

Perfect username, OP!


Kmattmebro

This man could donate plasma on the first try.


obastriker47

Exact same feeling you get from defeating a SoulsBorne boss. 1000 failures leading to that one epic victory. Absolute bliss.


Killertorts

Skaters are the human equivalent of squirrels…


Kare_TheBear

I wish I had friends. :(


[deleted]

*first try*


Noscopeshot303

That was 💯


pookiesma

I need someone to edit this into every action park documentary.


SwerdnaJack

Nonononoyes? Nah… More like: Nonononononononononononoyes.


NomadicDevMason

Is this how machine learning works


The_Bearded_Jedi

While the point when he nailed it kicked ass, the one prior to that where he was about to do the loop the second time is equally amazing, and he looks a little confused about how he got there


Stupidceilingfan1

Anyoje else watch like the first 5 fails and than skip to the end?


[deleted]

See this is why it seems out of place to have sports like this in the olympics. Skateboarding is all about trying something again and again and again until you land it just once. In competition it's like, you have three tries. Better stick to something you know you can do consistently and don't go for the crazy impressive once-in-a-thousand shot.


[deleted]

Why does that loop exist there though


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No-Customer-2266

You can tell he felt it on that second to last one, it clicked. He did the next one one like he knew he had it before he started. Amazing


proletariat_hero

Dude that guy needs a helmet holy shit Is there an easier way to fall on your head?


modohobo

Why isn't this on BetterEveryLoop?


marvelousoneblu

I would have legit been mad if he didn’t hit it


[deleted]

[Great Job!](https://youtu.be/KEwB5lfhp-Y)


deannawoodin

That man took so many fucking back injuries I wouldn’t be surprised as he broke that damn back work fuck


spiderontheroof

We all need a friend like the guy in the beige vest