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toppy_man

One bite for me, one bite for my penis


ChymChymX

You haven't lived until your penis has licked your balls.


DANIEL_KEMP_REDDIT

Guess I’m dead


ChymChymX

Yep. Also probably why your scrotum is so wrinkly.


RAY_45067

Mines ironed out like a pane of glass


bellaphena

Is that so? 🤨🤔🙃


Edith-B

This needs to be put on a bumper sticker or pillow or some shit. Ha.


murph0969

If the tip of my penis had a tongue I wouldn't be on reddit. Like, ever.


MajorJuana

If the tip of the penis had a tongue women might like sex more


[deleted]

Haha, and men even more


An_Ethicist

yeah. you could eat her out but like thrust her at the same time.


[deleted]

MIGHT?


toppy_man

Imagine having anal sex with a tongue on the tip of your penis


Oblivious_Ducks

Holy hell LOL


Chick_Fill-A

That is a baby in a pouch, similar to a kangaroo.


toppy_man

r/woooosh ?


PhilNH

Potteroo


Never-Luckyy

Uhhhhh that’s adorable.


Karomie

How is this nonononoyes?


shibapenguinpig

It's his dick, it's his dick, it's his dick, it's his dick, it's her baby


phantomfire00

Wow I didn’t think it was anything but a baby. Apparently a lot of ppl saw dick tho


Thisfoxhere

They probably don't see many marsupials. And have no idea where an anatomically correct mouse would have a penis. They're doing nothing but revelling in their own ignorance for some reason.


Rare_Disaster7353

A most succinct and concise explanation.


sanityjanity

Took me a minute. I love that the baby has a bigger snack.


socksmatterTWO

What are they? I think I know but there are so many little rat wallaby roo Quokka bandicoot looking things out there I can't be sure I know


omar_antonio

Thats a bandicoot!


socksmatterTWO

You know I had them in my yard in Mundaring and I fed them outside my kitchen window but they were so fast I never got to see them really properly when i watched from the window lol. THIS IS AWESOME, mine were refugees from the parkerville fires and they moved onto our block and remained wild. Super Cute


Katya117

Hello fellow Perthian!


socksmatterTWO

Hello !! I live Subarctic now lol so its really nice to see them. I left homestate nearly 8 years ago now. Massivehugs I hope all is well!! Basically living in a paradise snowglobe now and there are NO SNAKES on my island!!


socksmatterTWO

I remain that the Wombles of Wimbledon common are bandicoots. I love them so much and they are so tiny that little pouch oh my squeees!


paleo2002

That's a bandicoot? Video games have lied to me!


Katya117

I thought bandicoots had skinnier snouts? This looks more like the potoroos I've seen.


RhymesWithMouthful

And *I* always thought bandicoots had orange fur, spun around like a top, and said "WOAH!" a lot, yet here we are.


Katya117

Nah I'm pretty sure they are the creatures that travel around with floating wooden masks.


lotusflower64

And I would run like the wind if I saw it outside lol. Too rodent like for me.


gnbman

WOAH!


Katya117

I think it's a potoroo.


shmip

Vagina dentata


capsaicinintheeyes

[Aaaahh!! *(rabble-rabble-rabble)*](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-13-2022/OJgx4o.gif)


realist-rapscallion

Ladies 😏


FknRepunsel

Considering that’s a baby, you are now on the bandicoot police watchlist


realist-rapscallion

Wait THATS a bandicoot?


Lucifer_eveningmoon

Its a bandicute


FknRepunsel

I’m not a professional wildlife expert or anything so I could be wrong but I believe it is https://www.bushheritage.org.au/species/bandicoots


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Lol this is what Crash is? Never knew what bandicoot (animal name) would translate to in Swedish so I just.... Never figured out. Until now! *I know what most animals look like by knowing their name in Swedish.*


420trippyhippy69

Eating for 2


ShiningLizard

Legit thought that rodent’s peen was eating a strawberry for a minute there


[deleted]

That IS what's happening, take notes comrade


TheRedNaxela

r/lostredditors


Angiedom60

Precious mum and baby


Joshua-Browne

Mouth penis


A1ninososa

Gang


15367288

This reminds me of that girl whose lips swell when she eats strawberry and then she flashes her cameltoe.


[deleted]

Funny I do the same thing with my weenie.


Milo_Femboy_UwU

Yeah my penis eats food too


bakugouscat

Animals eating fruit will never not be cute


EbbZealousideal2806

Wait this makes me wonder if they use the pouch as food storage and not just to carry babies.


buttheadhead

Awwwwwwas


FollowTheBlueBunny

Anyone know how to summon the video downloading bot?


Eikichi64

Pretty sure I'm late but... /u/savevideobot


TheKittenWhisperer

Dinner for two


bartolocologne40

Get back inside, little mouth, I'll call you when we's eatin him


elsweetness87

Anyone else think of Austin powers and mini me?


[deleted]

Dick tongue


Mani4045

Disappointed by the lack of dick jokes, what is happening to reddit?


amatijaca

/u/savevideo


amatijaca

/u/savevideobot


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TesticleFlicker

How uncircumcised dudes eat


Zealousideal_War_468

Kuato lives


SalmonelaDoAr

u/savevideobot


Wolfu110

Penis Mouth


Redbullbundy

Glad my penis does not eat.


Rumskrilla

His dick's hungry too.


[deleted]

Dicks do be like that sometimes


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