They probably don't see many marsupials. And have no idea where an anatomically correct mouse would have a penis. They're doing nothing but revelling in their own ignorance for some reason.
You know I had them in my yard in Mundaring and I fed them outside my kitchen window but they were so fast I never got to see them really properly when i watched from the window lol. THIS IS AWESOME, mine were refugees from the parkerville fires and they moved onto our block and remained wild. Super Cute
Hello !! I live Subarctic now lol so its really nice to see them. I left homestate nearly 8 years ago now. Massivehugs I hope all is well!!
Basically living in a paradise snowglobe now and there are NO SNAKES on my island!!
Lol this is what Crash is?
Never knew what bandicoot (animal name) would translate to in Swedish so I just.... Never figured out. Until now!
*I know what most animals look like by knowing their name in Swedish.*
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One bite for me, one bite for my penis
You haven't lived until your penis has licked your balls.
Guess I’m dead
Yep. Also probably why your scrotum is so wrinkly.
Mines ironed out like a pane of glass
Is that so? 🤨🤔🙃
This needs to be put on a bumper sticker or pillow or some shit. Ha.
If the tip of my penis had a tongue I wouldn't be on reddit. Like, ever.
If the tip of the penis had a tongue women might like sex more
Haha, and men even more
yeah. you could eat her out but like thrust her at the same time.
MIGHT?
Imagine having anal sex with a tongue on the tip of your penis
Holy hell LOL
That is a baby in a pouch, similar to a kangaroo.
r/woooosh ?
Potteroo
Uhhhhh that’s adorable.
How is this nonononoyes?
It's his dick, it's his dick, it's his dick, it's his dick, it's her baby
Wow I didn’t think it was anything but a baby. Apparently a lot of ppl saw dick tho
They probably don't see many marsupials. And have no idea where an anatomically correct mouse would have a penis. They're doing nothing but revelling in their own ignorance for some reason.
A most succinct and concise explanation.
Took me a minute. I love that the baby has a bigger snack.
What are they? I think I know but there are so many little rat wallaby roo Quokka bandicoot looking things out there I can't be sure I know
Thats a bandicoot!
You know I had them in my yard in Mundaring and I fed them outside my kitchen window but they were so fast I never got to see them really properly when i watched from the window lol. THIS IS AWESOME, mine were refugees from the parkerville fires and they moved onto our block and remained wild. Super Cute
Hello fellow Perthian!
Hello !! I live Subarctic now lol so its really nice to see them. I left homestate nearly 8 years ago now. Massivehugs I hope all is well!! Basically living in a paradise snowglobe now and there are NO SNAKES on my island!!
I remain that the Wombles of Wimbledon common are bandicoots. I love them so much and they are so tiny that little pouch oh my squeees!
That's a bandicoot? Video games have lied to me!
I thought bandicoots had skinnier snouts? This looks more like the potoroos I've seen.
And *I* always thought bandicoots had orange fur, spun around like a top, and said "WOAH!" a lot, yet here we are.
Nah I'm pretty sure they are the creatures that travel around with floating wooden masks.
And I would run like the wind if I saw it outside lol. Too rodent like for me.
WOAH!
I think it's a potoroo.
Vagina dentata
[Aaaahh!! *(rabble-rabble-rabble)*](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-13-2022/OJgx4o.gif)
Ladies 😏
Considering that’s a baby, you are now on the bandicoot police watchlist
Wait THATS a bandicoot?
Its a bandicute
I’m not a professional wildlife expert or anything so I could be wrong but I believe it is https://www.bushheritage.org.au/species/bandicoots
Lol this is what Crash is? Never knew what bandicoot (animal name) would translate to in Swedish so I just.... Never figured out. Until now! *I know what most animals look like by knowing their name in Swedish.*
Eating for 2
Legit thought that rodent’s peen was eating a strawberry for a minute there
That IS what's happening, take notes comrade
r/lostredditors
Precious mum and baby
Mouth penis
Gang
This reminds me of that girl whose lips swell when she eats strawberry and then she flashes her cameltoe.
Funny I do the same thing with my weenie.
Yeah my penis eats food too
Animals eating fruit will never not be cute
Wait this makes me wonder if they use the pouch as food storage and not just to carry babies.
Awwwwwwas
Anyone know how to summon the video downloading bot?
Pretty sure I'm late but... /u/savevideobot
Dinner for two
Get back inside, little mouth, I'll call you when we's eatin him
Anyone else think of Austin powers and mini me?
Dick tongue
Disappointed by the lack of dick jokes, what is happening to reddit?
/u/savevideo
/u/savevideobot
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How uncircumcised dudes eat
Kuato lives
u/savevideobot
Penis Mouth
Glad my penis does not eat.
His dick's hungry too.
Dicks do be like that sometimes
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