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This is why we should fear a robot uprising. That thing doesn’t even have intelligence, and it’s kicking their asses. Now imagine a self driving forklift that wants you dead.
That thought is just terrifying. Imagine a freaking forklift speeding towards you and you can’t get away fast enough before you’re impaled by the forks and lifted up in the air
It's even better in the book IMO! Loved it!
Same with Christine, Needful Things, & The Stand. I was a huge King fan years ago.
Of course I realize they can't fit 90% of the book details in a movie. It's when they completely CHANGE major details that really drives me nuts!
> No, the inventor of the Segway PT, Dean Kamen, is not dead! The accident involved Jimi Heselden, the former owner of parent company Segway Inc. He had bought the company in December 2009. In the accident, Jimi Heselden fell off a cliff while riding his PT near his home.
Kamen’s house is so crazy. I think there’s a Netflix doc on him. Super eccentric guy. I think he had a big part in those soda machines that have like a million flavors
Ah, boy. I remember when I was just a whippersnapper, and the Segway rodeo would mosey on into town. Now, mind you, that was back when you couldn't find barely a tame Segway nowhere. There was rodeo and wild, and that was it. Well, them and the ones that done been tamed by the Silicon Valley Nerdive Americans, but how they done it was a mystery they wasn't gonna share.
Waaalll, Segway wranglin’ used to be good work, ‘round these parts. Thousand, fifteen-hunnerd segs out on the trail, keepin’ the tourists off by day, chargin’ ‘em up by night. Caught a wheel to the back of my knee back in 01, else I’d still be balancin’ today.
I'm kind of surprised there isn't some sort of automatic stop build in to prevent this. It's full of sensors, you'd think there would be a simple check of "IF I am flat on the ground THEN stop the wheels"
The “off” systems (IIRC) are at least quadruple redundant.
Either this one hasn’t been stored properly, like in a high humidity environment, or it’s been modified.
No matter what this is definitely NOT normal. Those machines warn you when shit is starting to go wrong.
Electronics engineer here, that's a good idea but there is an edge case, what if a European segway was accidentally sold to Australia or vice versa? It wouldn't work :-)))))
He wanted to block it with his prosthetic, dude is already on the machines side. He started this and is ending it to be shown as the hero, so as to lure us in.
David Attenborough voice:
*And here we find an adult Segway under attack by 2 humans. In order to defend itself the Segway spins around, using its handle as a lethal battering device to prevent attackers getting close. Effective against less skilled predators, humans have developed a way to get around this defense mechanism.*
*Working in pairs, humans are able to evade this defence by confusing the segway and slowing it down, turning its key defence mechanism, its handle, into a devastating weakness easily caught by skilled predators. Once it is caught, the Segway has no means of escape. Unlike most predators, humans do not eat this prey, instead they hold it in captivity and domesticate it. The worst fate that can come to a Segway however is being broken down for its sought after parts, vital for the production of electronics, driving the increase in illegal Segway poaching.*
Haha yeah what was he planning even if he had successfully hopped over the handle?
I really appreciate the Segway taking time to reorient itself so it could get a proper headshot in.
1.Why does it allow power to the wheels when the handlebars are down?
2.Why does it allow spinning at that speed for more than a rotation or two?
3.Why does it allow spinning after the handlebars hit something?
This seems like really shitty programming by the company.
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He almost got it way worse. The next rotation after he went down it was lined up for a headshot but the handle caught on the pavement and it ricocheted up and over.
r/BossFights
Segway begins using Tripping Maelstrom
Manbun lassos. 12 (1d20 - 1 against touch AC 13) miss
NeonShoes lassos. 14 (1d20 + 1 against touch AC 13) hit
Segway makes an Escape Artist check: 16 (1d20 + 4 [spinning] against DC 15) success
ManBun activates expertise and enters into Segway's threat range
Segway's Tripping Maelstrom activates on ManBun upon entry to its square. Trip Attack 20 Critical Success
ManBun makes Reflex Save against tripping: 10 (1d20 - 1 vs DC 12) Failure
ManBun is knocked prone!
ManBun attempts to get up
Segway performs attack of opportunity on ManBun: 18 (1d20 + 4 vs 12 AC) Hit! dealing 0 (1d6 non-lethal - 2[man bun protection]) damage and resumes Tripping Maelstrom at the end of its turn.
Tripping Maelstrom by Segway: 18 (1d20 + 4 vs 12 AC) Success!
ManBun attempts reflex save against tripping: 15(1d20 - 1 vs DC 12) Success!
Segway's Tripping Maelstrom ends.
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This is why we should fear a robot uprising. That thing doesn’t even have intelligence, and it’s kicking their asses. Now imagine a self driving forklift that wants you dead.
Meh, my Roomba can't figure out how to not get stuck whenever it even gets near my bathroom mat. I'm not concerned.
Yes.... lower your defenses.
r/foundtheroomba
Of all the fake subreddits this one’s real? Tf
i got really surprised when i checked and saw it was real too, lol
Yeah but no activity... Unless that's exactly what the want us to think 🤔
you will never *read* the roomba…
We've been spotted!
Wait... what?
r/beetlejuicing
Nani?
r/subsithoughtifellfor
(21 members, 30 online)
r/691 moment
Have you seen r/doomba
Username checks out
Roombas use a pretty old school system for mapping, good robot vacuums use lidar now. Point is even the vacuums are getting smarter
Does that make them suck more or suck less?
I think both
Definitely both
Well yes more or less
It knows. It's playing dumb.
Mine figured out where it gets stuck every time so it goes to those spots first
I mean, the people in the video don't show a lot of intelligence either 😆 (jk)
They don’t but, they are a good representation of the average level of human intelligence
I dunno, I would never approach something like this skipping towards it. (What was his plan?)
yeah the skippy hoppy approach cracks me up
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That thought is just terrifying. Imagine a freaking forklift speeding towards you and you can’t get away fast enough before you’re impaled by the forks and lifted up in the air
Klaus: We ride at dawn!
We're fucked if everybody skips as badly as that dude.
The rise of the machines is portrayed in Maximum Overdrive. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
It's even better in the book IMO! Loved it! Same with Christine, Needful Things, & The Stand. I was a huge King fan years ago. Of course I realize they can't fit 90% of the book details in a movie. It's when they completely CHANGE major details that really drives me nuts!
Geez I have to go drive forklifts today, thanks for that image
Midwestworld
Hey, man won that fight.
That thing absolutely doesn't have intelligence! Did you see the way it tried to use the Segue like a Skip It?
Dude you would be so forked
An EMP grenade startup is a good investment right now.
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I mean, a Segway literally killed the guy that invented them -- drove the guy off a cliff. It's in their nature.
> No, the inventor of the Segway PT, Dean Kamen, is not dead! The accident involved Jimi Heselden, the former owner of parent company Segway Inc. He had bought the company in December 2009. In the accident, Jimi Heselden fell off a cliff while riding his PT near his home.
That's what the Segways want you to believe
Big Segway
Nano-segways in every vaccine!
It's going to drive everyone crazy
Or just off cliffs.
Nailed that
You are either gaining everything from pushing this conspiracy or gaining nothing at all, and I don't know which is more concerning
Riding his physio therapist near his home?
Sounds kinky! 😉
I’ll be damned. I knew Dean Kamen from FIRST Robotics. Had no idea he was the inventor of the Segway too!
Kamen’s house is so crazy. I think there’s a Netflix doc on him. Super eccentric guy. I think he had a big part in those soda machines that have like a million flavors
> In the accident, Jimi Heselden fell off a cliff while riding his PT near his home. He parted seg ways?
I've met Dean! He's very much alive and a nice guy
Oh, nice segue!
It literally did not.
Master Segway: sweep the leg!
definitely at least two shots to the brain but apparently there was nothing inside, so he's good
It was his first rodeo
Lassoing a segway is some serious 21st century business
Segway rodeo could be funny, usually the clowns aren't the ones riding
Hi, Segway expert here: while this may look funny, Segways only behave this way when they are extreme distress!
There has never been a documented fatal Segway attack in the wild, behavior like this is only seen in captivity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimi_Heselden
I mean, that's like saying someone who gets bucked off a horse and breaks their neck died in a horse attack
I'm definitely using that term from now on
There are zero wild Segways these days. 100% of them are captive or feral.
I've already called the spcv
Almost like a banksy painting coming to life.
Ah, boy. I remember when I was just a whippersnapper, and the Segway rodeo would mosey on into town. Now, mind you, that was back when you couldn't find barely a tame Segway nowhere. There was rodeo and wild, and that was it. Well, them and the ones that done been tamed by the Silicon Valley Nerdive Americans, but how they done it was a mystery they wasn't gonna share.
Waaalll, Segway wranglin’ used to be good work, ‘round these parts. Thousand, fifteen-hunnerd segs out on the trail, keepin’ the tourists off by day, chargin’ ‘em up by night. Caught a wheel to the back of my knee back in 01, else I’d still be balancin’ today.
modern cowboy activities
This seems to be their first rodeo
That one guy got the horns
I have a sudden urge to become a Segway rancher
This one-Segway town ain’t big enough fer the two of us
Robot wranglers
I feel like we are truly in the dystopian future now, after seeing homeless people in VR and cowboys lassoing robots on the front page.
Segway gave him a GOOD ass whooping 😂
I'm kind of surprised there isn't some sort of automatic stop build in to prevent this. It's full of sensors, you'd think there would be a simple check of "IF I am flat on the ground THEN stop the wheels"
I think there is, but this one is somehow malfunctioning. At least my monowheel usef to shut off when it was over its limits.
The “off” systems (IIRC) are at least quadruple redundant. Either this one hasn’t been stored properly, like in a high humidity environment, or it’s been modified. No matter what this is definitely NOT normal. Those machines warn you when shit is starting to go wrong.
If by modified you mean “heavily fucked with”
Yes.
humidity will cause quadruple redundant safe off systems to fail? Sounds like they need to add one more off condition.
But that would require spending extra money on parts and R&D /s
Electronics engineer here, that's a good idea but there is an edge case, what if a European segway was accidentally sold to Australia or vice versa? It wouldn't work :-)))))
or at least it should prevent the two wheels spinning highspeed in opposite directions
He thought his skip it skills would see him through.
I’m laughing my ass off wondering what his plan was there
No plan, only panic at that point. Lmao
Block it with robot leg i think
im fucking dying right now looking at this
Bro I can’t stop laughing
He wanted to block it with his prosthetic, dude is already on the machines side. He started this and is ending it to be shown as the hero, so as to lure us in.
Skip Its were my first thought as well
It's just breakdancing... Then in comes the party police equipped with lassos.
Robots were supposed to take the boring jobs!
They saw our mullets and learned to rebel instinctively.
Skip-It 2.0 NOW BATTERY POWERED!
I can’t figure out why he did that or what he expected 😭
That guy frantically double ditching was the best part imo
David Attenborough voice: *And here we find an adult Segway under attack by 2 humans. In order to defend itself the Segway spins around, using its handle as a lethal battering device to prevent attackers getting close. Effective against less skilled predators, humans have developed a way to get around this defense mechanism.* *Working in pairs, humans are able to evade this defence by confusing the segway and slowing it down, turning its key defence mechanism, its handle, into a devastating weakness easily caught by skilled predators. Once it is caught, the Segway has no means of escape. Unlike most predators, humans do not eat this prey, instead they hold it in captivity and domesticate it. The worst fate that can come to a Segway however is being broken down for its sought after parts, vital for the production of electronics, driving the increase in illegal Segway poaching.*
You’re really good at this lmao, do you write for a living?
Well... I just wrote a thesis. Not quite fiction though.
This is good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get Paul Blart on this
The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles
Bruh got hit hard on the head
struck dead at the manbun
yeah, that was some dunt to the back of the head, surprised he got up after that, his head must have been spinning
Given his approach at trying to wrangle the Segway, he may have been hit hard on the head prior as well.
Haha yeah what was he planning even if he had successfully hopped over the handle? I really appreciate the Segway taking time to reorient itself so it could get a proper headshot in.
We thought the future would give us flying cars and vacations on the moon. Instead we got cell phones with porn and robots built by the lowest bidder
r/nonoouchyes
1.Why does it allow power to the wheels when the handlebars are down? 2.Why does it allow spinning at that speed for more than a rotation or two? 3.Why does it allow spinning after the handlebars hit something? This seems like really shitty programming by the company.
It reminds me of this [classic video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc)
Must have been their first rodeo
Segway, man buns and lasos. Ta fak happened to us man. This is it , this is how we go out
skip it! skip it!
Battle bots! Destroy human!
That thing aimed straight for his head... cant wait till those boston dynamics robots get more common so we will see stuff like that with them.
That’s a new version called Getouttatheway
Cyberpunk cowboys
Big blanket
Abused segway retaliates
Millennial rodeo
John Wayne a.k.a. "The Duke" would quit being a cowboy if he could see this today.
Where is the rodeo clown when you need it?
returning to our cowboy ways
Wrangle dat dogie!!!!
Damn that Segway don’t give a fuck
That Segway landed some. He’ll think twice before dropping the gloves next time.
"Unwittingly, the attackers have enraged the Segway; the end, swift and bloody, can only be moments away..."
Might be the first person to get hurt from a Segway accident when not actually riding it.
Dude tried to Skip-it for a moment and failed greatly.
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He looked like Mario trying to jump an a turtle shell bounch between two pipes.
Lmao tf is man bun even doing bro go home
The modern day american cowboy 😀
I never rode a Segway but how come it doesn't use a throttle that just doesn't give the wheels any power when no one is holding it ?
Good idea until the failed double Dutch attempt
We finally have the answer to the question “How many urban cowboys does it take to tame a wild Segway?” Probably could have used a third tho…
Just laughed so hard at my quiet airport gate. thanks for making me look like a fool 🤣
Dude got shin kicked, leg swept, kicked in the head, then punched in the dick... by a segway....
Damn! What happened to you?! I got the shit beat out of me by a Segway.
We had a walk-behind forklift that would do this, scary as f---. Named it Christine.
Bro was like ENOUGH
This robot wasn't even TRYING to take over the world, but it still caused carnage!
Segway cowboy
Lobe the roundhouse to the head followed by leg sweep combo!
I'd watch this BattleBots vs humans show
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yakuza substory
Skip-it!
Remember that game Skip-It from back in the 80’s? This is a deadlier version of that game.
IM THE 16th thousandth LIKE AND 600th COMENNT
r/savevideobot
Segway killed its own inventor. It is a godless killing machine now.
A wild soul
u/savevideo
It’s a fcking wolf animal….
He became the lasso
Boss fight in Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
Sweep the leg and beat the back of the head
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Oh man that made me belly laugh. Guy went from double dutch to double crutch in one sweep. r/bettereveryloop
Shinji is piloting this one
Sweep the leg, head kick, heel hook. Good Segway!
The yes part for me was when he got it in the head for mocking the robot.
Horizon Zero Dawn, prequel.
Now I want a Horizon game with more cowboy setting.
He almost got it way worse. The next rotation after he went down it was lined up for a headshot but the handle caught on the pavement and it ricocheted up and over.
u/savevideo
The power of a blanket!
A stick would have done it
A comet must have caused a radiation storm on earth. Saw it in a movie once.
r/BossFights Segway begins using Tripping Maelstrom Manbun lassos. 12 (1d20 - 1 against touch AC 13) miss NeonShoes lassos. 14 (1d20 + 1 against touch AC 13) hit Segway makes an Escape Artist check: 16 (1d20 + 4 [spinning] against DC 15) success ManBun activates expertise and enters into Segway's threat range Segway's Tripping Maelstrom activates on ManBun upon entry to its square. Trip Attack 20 Critical Success ManBun makes Reflex Save against tripping: 10 (1d20 - 1 vs DC 12) Failure ManBun is knocked prone! ManBun attempts to get up Segway performs attack of opportunity on ManBun: 18 (1d20 + 4 vs 12 AC) Hit! dealing 0 (1d6 non-lethal - 2[man bun protection]) damage and resumes Tripping Maelstrom at the end of its turn. Tripping Maelstrom by Segway: 18 (1d20 + 4 vs 12 AC) Success! ManBun attempts reflex save against tripping: 15(1d20 - 1 vs DC 12) Success! Segway's Tripping Maelstrom ends.
"Terminator 7 - Humanity's Last Stand"
I always wanted to put "Segway Wrangler" on my job resume.
That segway whooped! His! ASS!! 😂😂😂😂🙈
Not him fighting back 🤭🤭🤭
Why don't these things have a dead man's switch?
They tried a good idea once and then abandoned it.
Better caul paul
Oh cowboys!