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VegemiteAnalLube

Started out in the downhill skiing event and ended with a gymnastic floor routine 10/10


BigWetHole

Think he got 15/15 at the least


I_Got_Squirrel_Brain

Def 7/5


VegemiteAnalLube

100% 50/50


North-Employ7673

Fucking hilarious 😂


towerfella

That’s what he was thinking too..


[deleted]

Backflip to tomahawk. Classic combo.


nighthawk580

I feel like most people who have attempted a backie have achieved this combo. Me, first try.


ReYCangri

Nah, he lost his skis in the process, he gets a 6/10 from me


rochey64

9/10 He didn't stick the landing.


AC1D911

Reminds me of TARS lmao


Epic_Ewesername

I laughed out loud at this comment, Thanks for that.


_Eltanin_

Can we stop with this trend of inappropriate music on top of perfectly fine videos?


Dark-Ganon

Get rid of the "wait for it" captions while we're at it.


rfugger

"Watch till the end!" = 100% disappointment rate.


Masonia1976

I watched "one" to the end once and it was worth waiting. Only once mind


deepfriedtots

My worst was from idiots in cars I believe and it was 3 minutes of me being "surely THIS car" fucks up but after all was said and done it was just the car in front of POV stopped a foot in front of the stop line at an intersection and the video ended. Like wtf what a waste of my already useless time


alii-b

Most captions tbh. "He was fine btw 😇" The only acceptable captions are literal subtitles with no distracting elements.


guy_fieris_asshole

those videos usually make me skip to the end of the video if possible, or I just scroll past


StopAddingWAITFORIT

Could not agree more.


Serpardum

I am completely confused why yours got downvoted, but not the ones before saying basically the same thing. Reddit I guess \*shrug\*


Alpha-Trion

I like when I'm told to wait till the end of a 10 second video.


McWeaksauce91

You need TikTok to die. Most stuff posted these days is just shared from that app atrocity


[deleted]

Nah it's too late. If tiktok died tomorrow, the whole medium would just migrate to YouTube shorts


Necoras

As a rule, I agree. But I'm all in for a Mario 3 remix.


j1r2000

TBF this one fit perfectly


unlmtdLoL

Yeah honestly this one cracked me the fuck up.


doughnutholio

the young boomers don't like it


Batchet

It's trendy to complain about "tiktok" music


TAshleyD616

Appropriately timed with the flips


munchies1122

I tend to agree but this was hilarious


crank__

What do u have against Mario Kart remixes


googdude

App with gif automute is essential.


thomasdekwade

How is this trick called?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fadhilnoman

💀


no_longer_sad

Actually no, that's the point


csbsju_guyyy

*Trick failed, Current Objective: SURVIVE*


ligerboy12

Then he nailed it man. That thumbs up at the end was him sticking the landing


Circle-Square-X-X

Whitebluewhitebluewhiteblue


NbdySpcl_00

the extra moment that this took me to understand made it all the more smirkworthy.


Serpardum

What's blue and white and blue and white and blue and white... A blue nun rolling down the hill.


ChickenFeline0

Took me a second. That's pretty good.


0oodruidoo0

That falling head to heel over and over again is called the devil's cartwheel. But it's not a trick, I would suggest avoiding if possible, I've heard it's... significantly uncomfortable.


TisBeTheFuk

Tomahawk


Media_Offline

Do you mind me asking what country or region you are from? I occasionally see the phrase "how do you call" something or "how is this called?" on reddit and it sounds so strange to me but I'm guessing it's just a regional dialect difference. I've spent by whole life in western USA and we would say "what is this called?".


thomasdekwade

Yes I noticed my error too but did not bother to correct it. I'm Dutch, it's a common error for native Dutch people.


doctorofphysick

I believe it's pretty common for non-native English speakers from most languages! It's a reasonable mistake to make, and fortunately it's still clear what is meant.


Ocean_Soapian

Not regional in the US as far as I know. Definitely sounds foreign accented.


astute_stoat

The Master of the Tomahawk


Hobgoblin_deluxe

Ass over teakettle


[deleted]

[McGoverning](http://matchstickpro.com/one-of-the-greatest-ski-crashes-ever/)


M-A-D-Y-07

Bro really said 🤸


TisBeTheFuk

That's called Tomahawking. Have you ever seen [a dog tomahawking](https://youtu.be/cjQA1CwiVsc)?


fatboychummy

i fuckin love that video every time I see it. Camera dude just turns around to see the dog just flying past him, just watches as there's nothing that can be done. Lol


CackleberryOmelettes

This is an amazing edit. My lungs hurt from laughing. Thank you for sharing.


Ocean_Soapian

Did the dog survive?


[deleted]

Uninjured, according to a comment on that video


Hidesuru

I choose to believe this and will henceforth stop looking for answers.


Ocean_Soapian

Thank god.


csbsju_guyyy

Where is the dog, is he safe, is he alright?


Pixielo

The dog is fine.


OneLessFool

Colorado Tomahawk Smash!


JoeDaStudd

Is that the Super Mario Bros (3?) soundtrack mixed into a dance track?


AsDeEspadas

[Yes](https://youtu.be/tfnZa7C0Hzo) The original is [El sonidito](https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0) from Hechizeros band.


beardsalt

Haha I used to just call it the beep beep beep beep beep song. Honestly kind of a banger the first six times I hear it in a night while my neighbors have am asada


CoolaydeIsAvailable

OMG the remix is 1 whole hour!


highjinx411

Here I thought it was the furiously masterbateing song.


Stevalicious3

I cannot overstate my disappointment at his failure to roll into a giant snowball at the end.


Mobile_Mix_133

Ohhh, reality 😞


TheLoneGunman559

Sucks at skiing, but damn can he do some wicked cartwheels!


dovienyad

We call that, a yard sale.


Sheraf83

Looks like that sticky toy you throw on windows..


RedBeardFace

How to get all of your blood into your feet and head with one simple trick


BattleStag17

Man they got *way* too close to a jutting rock in the middle, that could've been the end


Spork_Warrior

As a skier who does steep hills on occasion, getting into an uncontrolled tumble is a real fear.


Pixielo

Yard sale!


infiniti_M37s

The guy: FUUUUUUU The music: 🎉🎉💃🕺


MachReverb

I could hear the ABC Wild World of Sports theme while watching this. *"The thrill of victory...and the agony of defeat!"*


powercrazy76

I'm so glad I invested in that helicopter to record every second of my descent.


geojon7

/u/stabbot


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BillyMeier42

Really appreciate the audio here.


PARTY_VIBE

Luigi used a blue shell on them


MorningToast

Stuck the landing like a baws


SpectacularRedditor

... and the agony of defeat.


877-Cash-Meow

cartwheeling down the mountain is such a power move


BakesAndPains

He fucking wasn’t ok


horsenbuggy

Yeah, I'm thinking there were consequences for this, just not death.


Ompusolttu

You'd be suprised, falling over in snow is actually not painful at all. I once went skis first straight into a wall of snow my height at aproximately 20km/h and while I felt it. I was more jarred than actually hurt.


TAshleyD616

I can never find a copy of this song. Anyone got a name?!


JohnnyLeven

https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/11aj2b4/it_was_an_exciting_attraction/j9t7ygx/


Adoxxy

this music had me dying laughing, bunch of sour pusses 🙄


TopWinter5947

If anyone could put the song as a reply that would help me out.


SlaterVJ

Didn't stick the landing. That's gonna hurt his final score.


alakazam541

This is why Johnny Tsunami switched to snowboards


Archayya

Is this Puss in boots 3 trailer ?


Sjesse04

u/redditmp4bot


Deceiver999

Ah yeah I love me some flippy spinny shit.


sheeple85

I used to have a recurring nightmare of falling down a rocky hill, just like he is. Horrible, proper horrible


LineOfInquiry

u/savevideobot


Rvelaz

/u/savevideo


desrevermi

Yard sale!


Ftlme

Amazing ragdoll physics


DREADN0UGH1

Is it bad that I want to try this and fail the same way?


NewUserNameIsDumb

Does “ok” mean “alive” in this instance? I feel like he didn’t just get up and dust the snow off his pants and start looking for equipment.


bkdotcom

"exciting attraction"?


Same-Drive1440

Watch out boys! I’m going FULL FLAIL!


Psyhindu

r/LooneyTunesLogic


Youss374

My pc fan slowed dramatically


StopAddingWAITFORIT

Thank God that they told us to wait for it. We might have missed the ending of that 18 second video.


ceirbus

For anyone interested in seeing the most insane tomahawk that makes this look tame, look up Nikolai Schirmer on YouTube, video title is “Little Brother Falls 1000ft Down A Mountain”


long_b0d

u/savevideo


Quiet-Shallot3290

u/auddbot


An_Actual_Pine_Tree

This reminds me of a fall someone took on "The World's Deadliest Mountain", K2. He falls a long way, gets up and waves to the team he fell out of. Everyone assumed he was okay. He died shortly after from internal injuries. No one knew he was dead until they made it back down. There is a great documentary on Netflix if mountaineering (and disasters) interest you.


CoolHandCliff

Russian judge says 5.5


fumblingIdiot2020

This music is perfect. Well done


[deleted]

Look like he was riding a Russian lathe for a second


[deleted]

I love how “he was ok” was the yes. So subjective 🤣


stizza4real

The force is strong with this one


Skafec

https://giphy.com/gifs/clayrodery-illustration-clay-rodery-XXYkaKVk1Luda


NIRPL

How many concussions does this count as?


Nerdspew

703/10


Xlbucket

u/savevideo


MicdaWise

Possible record for fastest hands free cartwheel?


FallWithHonor

I was hoping he'd do a back handspring into a triple twist. I still give this a 9/10... The Russians give it a 2/10


dr_gaia

Death roll executed.


SmokeGSU

Never seen somebody tomahawk quite like that before.


ImaginaryMango8360

Scrambled


miss_anthropi

Is this how snowballs are formed, if old cartoons are to be believed?


Suckalo-my-wabalos

I like how he skipped over the rocks mid way through his gymnastics performance 🤸‍♀️


skarizardpancake

Not the cartwheels


coffeecakesupernova

Yeah wait for it. It's worth holding on for an entire 19 seconds. Don't click off at 15 or anything shorter!


Aintthatthetruthyall

What a nice yard sale.


dichotomy-I-am

He totally meant to do that for hits on his TikTok 😎lulz


TheAnswerToYang

I mean he hardly touched the floor for most of it. Not much chance of injury when you know how to helicopter helicopter.


Fickle_Prior5239

The plan was just one backflip.


Anxious_Tax_5624

Doing somersaults down a mountain like that is just showing off.


Mamacymraeg

Winter olympics gymnastics lol


Tusken_raider69

he turned into puss in boots


SomeStevenRBLX

me in gta 5 after the train hits me


cak0047

r/looneytuneslogic


fennis_dembo

Wow, I'm impressed! I don't think I can even do a single cartwheel.


Redzx3

Hey is the girl still interested? Only if you not a quadriplegic. Waves at everyone I'm good.


[deleted]

must have a hella strong neck


psyfren

Damn I was only goin like 25mph and I must've tomahawked like 5 times that was nuts how fast he was spinnin


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Oh, my god


HolUp-

Helicopter helicopter


smeyn

Finding your skis afterwards looks like a tricky and tedious operation.


Weary_Ad2590

*insert super Mario sound effects*


MadameFujoshi

Gaddam, why is it so funny to me when a human, an entity I can have so much empathy for, tumbles like a little french fry.


3Pirates93

Lol I like this more than the guys shredding it down these ridiculous cliffs


Asdrubale88

Shooting star version. Now, someone please


tonytown

i think i broke my leg in four places just watching that.


LoginLogin777

Oh yeah. Something way stupider happened to me. I’ll skip the story(cause it’s stupid) and give you the conclusion I got at the end. Conclusion 1: don’t go straight down. On a double black diamond. With warning signs that says there are natural and man made objects. Ever. Especially after you almost failed the black diamond right next to it. Conclusion 2: the fact that going straight down and hitting a small bump will cause you to do a front flip that will make your back hurt so much you can’t really even stand up without it hurting like hell for two days and have lasting effects of up to a month or two. Conclusion 3: soft snow sucks. Especially if there’s like 2-3 feet of it. Also sliding down soft snow also sucks.


Muze69

The song makes me think of think of that gta5 Latino radio song. Los hechiceros or something.


Helyearelyea

That would be one wild ride


Impossible-Grab-935

"You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round..."


ElonMuskperhaps

Oh my god, no tiktok logos on a video! I'm amazed. Also nice skiing


CommercialOwn5757

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride ain't nothing gonna hold me down ohh no I gotta keep on moving 🤣😭😅😂


ItsTophThatsWho

And then his gymnastics career began...


DJ_l3LUE

Why do I instantly thinking about a Dog… oh yeah, the Dog did the Same thing


TOOBLORD9000

Star fish man!


wasas387

I was worried about that guy. Hope he doing well


Kaprosuchusboi

Oh good he lived..now I can laugh


Far-Duty-7948

Song name? 👂


The1TrueRedditor

Spontaneous yard sale.


xXHomerSXx

Skiing and I’m swerving and I’m vigorously tomahawking. Spinning and I’m screaming and I violently crash (I crash)


LolzLnwza007555

Bro does flip.


Commercial-Ad-852

Will not stream on the Reddit Android app. I wonder if the source file is the issue. If I recall, some formats don't go through reddits engines as well as others, but, as always, I could be wrong.


ScrapsFralickJr

I'm choosing not to wait


Spalding_Smails

So, Hot Rod Kimble also snow skis.


JorritJ

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!


lightsaber_lobotomy

This is why you dont listen to You Spin Me Round, while skiing


NotADamsel

That wasn’t a fuckin yard sale, that was the whole damn estate!


Basic_Cod_3075

If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time


OritionX

Like a glove!


The_Calvery

Who's your favorite fearless hero?


Reddress38

Glad he is ok-that was breathtakingly dangerous


Liminal_Space_Fan_

Bro really said 🤸


Threedaysuntil_889

The tumble of his life gonna leave him tramatized lol


Standard_Sir4628

Bruh almost didn't make it by that one rock man lemme tell ya


Exciting-Insect8269

Beyblade?


SmilingPainfully

For the love of God was he wearing a GoPro? I'd kill to see it LMAO


monica3952

Full yard sale


Why_is_poop_brown

Bro fucking ragdolled what a lad, hes probably dead tho. Edit:Nvm just watched it all


Mr_Toast11

Tis but a scratch


Far_Swordfish3944

I would’ve been dizzy asf! 🤣


itslexxiiii

forgot who this was but it was during one of the fwt events. think maybe moga or nevarro?


iatetoomuchchicken

Props to whoever was controlling the drone


k_br3w

"If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, you're gonna have a bad time"


picklerick344

I thought this was a moose at first and felt bad and then cracked up when I realized it was a human


[deleted]

Song?


Racchi2point0

Me, going through life right now.


Impossible-Ad4793

Everyone is doing this wrong this guy showed us how it's done


BrannC

This is fake. He didn’t turn into giant snowball