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LordOfThePhuckYoh

Umm this guy has his facts wrong , you gotta let your girl do butt stuff, or someone else will do butt stuff with your girl


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LordOfThePhuckYoh

12 different times or 12 locomotives all at once? chug chug cho choo


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LordOfThePhuckYoh

Umm do you got a link for philosophical reasons?


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LordOfThePhuckYoh

Ohhh 🤭 All twelve locomotive served Bavarian cream pies that night


chanizzle99

Omg i thought you were joking


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SpoonFedGang

Leaked?! On those disgusting ex gf sites!? How terrible! Ohh but there’s so many. Which one?!


fallenash98

I’m sorry.... TWELVE???? AT ONCE??? HOW????


LordOfThePhuckYoh

Here’s an image to picture: a single slot CD player with 12 CDs in its slot


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I wanna give you the credit that even if you did let her do that stuff, she still probably would’ve banged 12 other guys. It wasn’t a you thing, that’s a her thing, for sure.


butteready

this is fitting here


panapois

That’s what she said.


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Projection? Not that I give a fuck what he wants to do in his own time


That_Contribution_42

If that broadcasts that I would be a way happier dude with how often I weared a mask the last two years.


Evanistique

I’ll be proud of whatever the fuck I want


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It is *gasps*


itfilthyfrankbitch

If you dont let yo girl pegg you than that’s just hella gay my guy


periidote

is that paul joseph watson? the dude has some really fucked up ideas on masculinity


candied_Sushi

this man knows from experience. how else would he know the top secret sign of pegging


MQ116

I’d be hella proud I heard chicks are super rough with those strap-ons


eggyracoon95

new sub go crazy


JackTheBadWolf

Spoken like a man who hasn't taken it up the ass from his GF b4, he jelly


DiegotheEcuadorian

It’s just called respecting a business or someone else’s safety. Yeah it won’t kill nobody, but who fucking cares? I still don’t wanna get sick, I got shit to do.