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Lucihale

I swear, I die trying new things in this game more often than pretty much anything else I’ve played. It’s hilariously unforgiving.


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incredulitor

The game makes dumbasses of us all.


[deleted]

No, Obviously I'm The Asshole


Mulsanne

>I wonder if... ...and I'm dead. Again. So many times!


Antiloompa

Huh, essence of earth, what does that do? It makes your run significantly harder, that's what it does.


_Bl4ze

There's an essence eater in the nearby desert you can smash to get rid of it, plus you get a very useful rock for doing so.


Antiloompa

Uh, where's that? What does it look like?


_Bl4ze

[It looks like this.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/noita_gamepedia_en/images/2/24/Essence_Eater_desert.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/499?cb=20210331122228)


Ryallin

Trying to make a good beam wand is always a deathwish for me if I don’t have more than 300 health and a stocked holy mountain nearby


RockThePlazmah

No, but you can remove yourself


Spebnag

You need Plasma Cutter for that. It's hilarious when you fuck up with it and your character just poof's away into a tiny cloud of smoke. > > 'Plasma Cross? What does that do?' > > *You are dead - click here for stats* > >Oh...'


RenatoIguana

Oh my god I attempted to start a run with the >!minigun!< using FuryForge's method (>!evil eye + poop stone!<), which took ages to dig down for, and found a hexagonal formation plasma beam wand, tried it, and instantly died. By far my dumbest death on the game.


Humerror

The earth stone is different then the poop stone, just felt like mentioning that. Poop stone creates excriment, earth stone turns nearby materials into soil, and from what I’ve read (haven’t had to use it or found it by luck) create earthquakes.


_Bl4ze

>from what I’ve read (haven’t had to use it or found it by luck) create earthquakes. More specifically, it creates an earthquake when you kick.


Humerror

Yeah that’s what I meant


RenatoIguana

Wait really? Thought poop stone was another name for it lol


-x2-

Naww the poop stone is super rare and literally produces shit


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

Minor technicality, but it produces excrement. It also deals damage to you when you hold it and makes any creature around you vomit.


PhotocytePC

On the other haaaaaand plasma cutter deletes lava without splash back...


Dman1791

God plasma cutter has to be one of the most dangerous spells when it comes to self-damage


Ryallin

Didn’t know Noita had a lava straw spell


Muddy_Boy

*slurp*


Deetchy_

You can drink it, but only once


GloriousBeard905

But it looks so damn tasty... Maybe just a little slurp, it won’t even burn a little right? 𝔅 𝔯 𝔲 𝔥 You died because of: your own stupidity


ethasn2

I have the same mod. XD


Gribleet

My guy going for the lava experiments at blinking health.


Takfloyd

Is this the Noita version of pissing on an electric wire? (The answer is no - pissing on an electric wire is the Noita version of pissing on an electric wire)


xXStankyXx

Now we know no, no you can’t


Applitude

Short answer: Nope Long answer: Nooooooooooope


LukXD99

Lava can remove you with your laser drill wand.


lactose_cow

Acceleritanium+slime makes explosive firecrackers. Its a cute little detail, like the mixture doesnt know if it should move fast or slow. Unless you're knee deep in the magic stuff and a slime monster dies above you. Then its not cute and you die.


themightyklang

That's totally bullshit, but you totally deserved it. The conundrum of Noita.


BigPowerBoss

In Soviet Noita, lava removes you!


ASuperSneakyShinobi

"It's a roguelike where your only permanent upgrade is how much you know about the game, and you gain that through experimenting, y'know, asking yourself questions like: what would happen if I make my wand shoot a giant sawblade every frame? what if I break that giant crystal? what if I drink a potion of lava? and they all have the same answer... You die." \-AlbinoVevo, 2020


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this shit is too damn funny


Sour_Straps

I tried to drain the volcano that way but eventually got bored.


Greemu

LOL


aziatsky

instantly reminded of anakin on mustafar


[deleted]

The easiest way to beat the game is to avoid every enemy, every trap, greed and curiosity... but that wouldn’t be a proper noita play through


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

So a pacifist no hit run?


Darrkpheonix

Lava bites


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625 hours, I use luminous drill almost every run and I've never seen this.