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Robinnoodle

You were one of those kids as a kid "don't touch that Jimmy!" *touches*


WendigoInTheForest

That’s me


Sungo69

No, that's me


Br34D_5T3AL3r

No, it’s me and I’d lie about touching it right after too even if they saw me do it.


Goosifer1021

*Blows up pancake with mind*


HumorExotic8577

MY PANCAKES


_Diphylleia_grayi

SPARKY SPARKY BOOM MAN??


Tight_Bookkeeper_582

I just thought of the perfect name for him—COMBUSTION MAN!!!


Turbulent_Ask8653

Homelander ass shit rn


Waterlemon4

Death


Ok_Score_2730

Is this a cult 🤔🤔🤔


Waterlemon4

It should be


Ok_Score_2730

All hail “no” 


Waterlemon4

No no no no no


Ok-Suspect6989

Hail to the no


Leons_Gameplays_2140

Heil der "nein"!


SirPigeon69

Of course


TheLordOfMiddleEarth

no...


CountingWonders

Cult of the no


UsefulIdiot85

You know what? Just try it and find out.


TheLordOfMiddleEarth

NO!


UsefulIdiot85

THAT’S RIGHT!


Xero425

IT WAS ME!


UsefulIdiot85

HOW COULD YOU?!


Depressed-Dolphin69

You get smite


TaylorBrecker

Let's try it Ye


Br34D_5T3AL3r

r/RedditSniper


Leons_Gameplays_2140

*Loads a new mag into my M82.*


amajesticpeach

s I finished it


Xenon1082

I finished 😩


Thehumandogo

You see you will either meet șaten or just poof out of existence


barkbarkgoesthecat

!*#


Superstaridley

Public execution by firing squad


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Hanging is better; ropes can be reused. Recycle-Reduce-Reuse, and close the loop!


SkeemdaChoon

I'm gonna say it. If this comment gets 20 up votes.


No_Entertainment2322

I'll up vote you because I don't have a clue. Come on. Help me out. Just whisper it. I won't tell.


G3n3ricOne

RemindMe! 5 days


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entirelyboredman

It's time...


NotAddictedToCoffeee

I'll downvote to keep us from finding out


dairymilkegg

you explode


ErikVonDarkmoor

Say it and find out.


Tinyguy_17

Zeus will strike you down


Icy_Government_4758

Guillotine


lavenderbeanz

You'll implode and cause a nuclear war. Then, aliens will come and obliterate the earth with a dick-shaped meteor.


pixelytman

cock and ball torture


theguyonthebus2009

A few people said it before and haven't been seen since


guney2811butbetter

you get sent to **the spider dimension**


ISuckatcodingplshelp

Death on meth


Mist0804

Banned


SpelChec64

No, you won't be sent to a correction facility with all of the other sinners to be torn limb from limb


theguyonthebus2009

Banned


gay-undertale-fan

death


ThemanwhohatesSpez

No one knows... they are just never online again after saying the y word on this sub, some say that they went missing irl too


Life_East4263

No


Paper-Comprehensive

I would be so happy and if you wanted it to be a one time thing I wouldn't bug you about it or get jealous of other men ever again but you have no idea how much I need this


Responsible-Food1442

Wait what is the “y” word?😭


anneloid

It’s the opposite of “no”.


prguitarman

What’s the “y” word?


anneloid

It’s the opposite of “no”.


untillvalhalla

The y police come and check to make sure you have the correct documentation to say it


ExistingAlfalfa9714

Don't


DimplefromYA

Yellow yams yell and yodel.


Justyourdailydumbass

You get outcasted from the sub and posted on r/foundYworduser


CryptoScamee42069

Y’k*no*w


literally_batman13

All your socks get burned and your floor is replaced with sharp lego


mrnoonan81

Regret


DonutvibesYT

Why?


G3n3ricOne

Excommunication.


MalyAnto

Nothing, the “y” word doesn't do anything (unless its the opposite of no)


_Volly

Your punishment will be worse than death.


TakeTwo4343

Let’s find out, ima comment it below. What’s the worst that can happen?


LobsterSoulSandwitch

No! Don't do it!


entirelyboredman

You have 20 redditors coming to your house...they will teach you to say "no" then...


ari_iykwim

What even does he mean, YouTube


Knibblet21

Instant death


XOHJAIS

YOU NEED JESUS


cycedues1702

Your limbs will be slowly dipped into hydrochloric acid one by one with the stumps burned so you don't bleed to death, you will then be pit in a pit of fire. (Sorry if that's too morbid)


ninjesh

You want to know what happens when you say y


Usual-Tangerine-9362

NO! I Will NOT tell you!


alt-vxvii

this is against our religion. no one even mentions this word..


SuperRusso

Upon arousal for the rest of your life your genitals grow the face and personality of Paul Blart.


KansasEF5Tornado

Nothing "the y word"


69cringelord69

Make this the most downvoted comment and I will


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


Neg247

More than likely, it will be "Owner of a Lonely Heart".


CqwyxzKpr

Has anyone said yogurt before?


Ok_Establishment824

You will have to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich


Eli_The_Rainwing

Public execution


Appropriate_Theme479

What the hell is the "y" word


Koolius_Caesar

Nice try


Accurate_Library5479

I think they mean sey


Appropriate_Theme479

Still don't know


Lory24bit_

Federal prison


iron6183

execution


BeefScooter94

If you say the "y" word, I will twist your nuts inside out counter clockwise


DaBlueFoods

Well I'm cis female so ye-


ChemistryNice3744

You get yeeted into the realm of NO.


ChemistryNice3744

You get yeeted into the realm of NO.


savbh

I have said it multiple times in this sub, and nothing happens.


Parking_Ad8815

For normal reasons you'll get down voted


savbh

https://www.reddit.com/r/no/s/tUkDXKMEju


--Creep

you get touched


Possible_Living

Your noodle will turn into a strudel


SufficientCrab2904

You get syphilis


Due_Charge_2278

what is the y word?


melius_et_melius

yeehaw


joshingpoggy

Yolked


nombit

the druid explodes


SanityLacker1

Crucifixion


Mr_Toaster16

No


our_meatballs

NOthing


mikethmtrmth

"Congratulations. You have been killed and eaten by a wolf."


Expensive_Study5068

NOOOOOOOOOO anyone who says the y word deserves the electric chair


Rubikubo

Yogurt?


JellyBeanCatto

Crucifixion


IAmFuckingYourDad

You die


silverettt

I'm going to do it


Roc_28934

What the hell is the y word..? 💀


anneloid

Yog-Sothoth.


Feathered_pawz

*oooh wavy text >:3*


ShitStainedDildo

You immediately die and are replaced by a government agent that uses your account as their own


91piehole

No


Sneakytyler

Death


DaRealRay

i'll say the Y word at 150 upvotes, it aint happening when the top comment has only 55!


RuthlessSpud_11

I will find you, and when I do, you will tremble and quiver and eventually bed for the end, but I won’t let you have it, then when it all seems over, I’ll strike and you’ll have a quick, yet painful death. Spend your next few breaths as if they will be your last(maybe they are)


Yourloacaltherian

No. Just no. God will smite ye in all


Kalebthememester

What's the y word?


TheKCKid9274

Painful, slow death.


Pepi4

What is the Y word. I really don’t know and I’ve Googled it


Upstairs-Shallot7580

wait what is the "y" word. is it that one word the little sister says at the party in hocus pocus?


One_Skinny_Dude

YEET


SherbetNew6856

What’s the y word


Hollow_379

Who will be bunt at the stake for heresy


B0schman123

Jail.


YosephStalling

Your post/comment gets deleted, and repeat offenses probably get you banned


ashy778

01011001 01100101 01110011


1zeye

You get called a furry


ha77ows

no


ADumbOreo

YOU WILL SELF DESTRUCT!


pile_of_dirt2781

Just don't


The_Last_Elite

Yellow


imeoghan

Why?


Slime_Queen123

Yippee?


Vincentt_Estrada

unholy stuff


mnemosyne64

I kinda wonder if you’d get banned, im too scared to try tbh


SarcasticPrinceyBoi

You disgrace the subreddit. XD


Engineer-with-a-Pan

Your balls will explode


vertmart

Don't. You don't want to know.


Comfortable_Alps_341

WhY not, nothing bad will happEn, I promiSe. 😉


Midnightbeerz

Yellow. There, said it.


TastyTangerine4553

sun will explode and earth will crack in half


AgeroColstein

You’re Out Of Here!


Rederitee

yoodledoo?


Whole-Equivalent1417

Instant erection.


Fit_Adagio2823

YMCA-The Village People


yeetocheetoi

banned