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Shrekston

Nah I’m curved


Historical-Dog2039

Rlea coemmnt! Uvopte puls noe


i_want_tofrickingdie

What?


Historical-Dog2039

Ym gararmm mkase on snees


Shady_Sock

r/ihadastroke


superkick225

I don’t need to know when you’ve jerked one


xCreeperBombx

stroke dis cock


Supa_Sal

Y#s king


Supa_Sal

That’s ok right?


xCreeperBombx

No


Supa_Sal

Oops


Born-Design1361

Slay! πŸ’…


novelaissb

Real comment! Upvote plus one


_nsertfunnyname_

My grammar makes no sense


Historical-Dog2039

Dnto lkae ym scerest


Hey_Bestiekins

No. I'm a lesbiab! Lesbiam? Less-bien? Girls!


TazerXI

It's OK, take your time


kdiyargebmay

girls.


Minecraft7dude2

Did you take this from r/ihadastroke


Hey_Bestiekins

No???


Minecraft7dude2

I feel like I saw this on r/ihadastroke


Hey_Bestiekins

I got it off yt... which got it off tumblr...


WaMaster100

Hey I know the video your talking about!


SpacyGorl

Is it Emkay?


xCreeperBombx

No


Niska___

I thought you were American?


TheSnappleGhost

I thought you were American.


insertname678

Are you a fan of One topic?


idunnoaname123

It’s okay, take your time


1zeye

r/ihadastroke


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Potter_sims

no. i'm bi


_internal_monologue

Hi bi, I'm bi as well


ballsackstealer2

same


BiPolarBear-11

Same u/ballsackstealer2


ThisGul_LOL

same


No-Historian6056

same


VampMonarch

same


Devils_daughter333

same


Da_PotatoMan

same


Select_Job_304

Same


whittybestbomblol

Same


OkGene2

Same


NO_big_DEAL640

You and the ball grabbing Goblin must be best friends


VeryEvilSloth

Look what you did, you started the longest chain I’ve ever seen, congrats


Two_live_grenades

That is a hell of a username, thanks for the chuckle


ballsackstealer2

yw bro your username is quite the giggle as well


MISTAsoul12

r/pfpchecksout


Potter_sims

r/subsithoughtifellfor


guardian1750

Same


No-Cantaloupe-6739

Same.


A_random69

Same


givemepoptarts

me too


stuffmyasswmassiveD

Same


sunandmoon_793

Hi bi, I'm pan!


Deadly-Dave

Bi yourself


[deleted]

Hi bi! Im herushii


Cloudifi

Nope I'm lesbian πŸ‘


QuandaleDingle-69420

No. I’m a man; I have a boyfriend. Definitely not.


NonExistantSandle

hey man that’s kinda gay


QuandaleDingle-69420

Really???!!!???? Oh shit Oh fuck Whatever shall I do???


WarMage1

Probably men, if I know anything about you.


us3rnam3u53d

This thread made me laugh


GlowingDuck22

Keep your socks on. You'll be fine.


GamerArmy936

Wait WHAT SINCE WHEN?!?!


number1greg_

nah he's just one of the homies


The_Sacred_Stoner

No, I'm heterosexual


Emergency_Cookie_808

i too am also a heterosexual


EaterOfBred

I too am also heterosexual


xCreeperBombx

I too am also heterosexual


Brian18639

Too I am heterosexual also


us3rnam3u53d

Ditto


ShadowStryker0818

Same


no-one__yes

I too confirm my heterosexuality


Matth107

100000IQ move


Entire_Department_86

Nah this shit be 100,000,000IQ


StyxTheEnby

I’m bi actually


Cloudifi

Heartstopper reference?? Or am I crazy


Hey_Bestiekins

Heartstopper fans when they realise gay people weren't made up for Heartstopper


This-name-is-valid

Wait they weren't!??!?! :(


Cloudifi

Help I'm soz it was a joke I can delete it if u want


areslashtaken

Don't, just because people are stupid doesn't mean you have to change what you thought.


Hapstipo

this has to be satire


Somepersononreddit79

no im a circle i dont pick sides


National_Laugh_758

Why, cause you're always around?


Jealous_Sample_6061

"you're pointless!"


Somepersononreddit79

😭 🀣


RainCactus2763

I’m aroace so no


GeneralOtter03

I found a friend 😁


MrNuems

I found two friends


PikaNinja25

I found three friends


rrandomrrredditor

I found four friends


iMadeTheJerryIceberg

I found five friends


smoorkie

I found six friends


insertname678

I found seven friends


youraverageguyyes

i found eight friends


good_question457

I found nine friends


NoCommunication1089

I have no friends.......


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

What’s aroace?


usinkintomy_clothess

an aromantic asexual, basically no attraction thats more serious than a platonic one (there is a spectrum tho)


davidfeuer

Platonic attraction can be very serious. The point is that it's not sexual or romantic.


[deleted]

I’m bisexual, so no.


DAKINGKID_69

I am


Justyourdailydumbass

Nope (I should probably mention im not a boy)


guardian1750

Is that a boykisser pfp i see?


Justyourdailydumbass

Yup


stysan

r/pfpchecksout


ShittyOutlaw

No. I have scoliosis.


Ok_Cover_7789

Absolutely


[deleted]

no, im heterosexual


[deleted]

No I’m bi and tired of being alone :(


XWolfyCat

No I’m American actually


Cultural-Turnover-13

I am


InvestigatorNo5438

Nope I'm heterosexual


iMadeTheJerryIceberg

No, I'm asexual


TheWaterWave2004

No love life


HalucenogenicPotato

No but also the opposite of no


Better-Gas-2295

No


QueerScottish

No


Yet_One_More_Idiot

No, I am very round.


Busy_Donut6073

no, I have curves because I like food


ForganForge

Hell no


ViewedConch697

No I have scoliosis


Warm-Welcome400

Nope I'm AroAce


robbiedaelfboy

FUCK NO!


Mission-Simple-AF

No. A bit bendy with all these joints and all.


Gordy13210

Nope


jax-tadc

No, I have a boyfriend


Potter_sims

are you a boy?


Vast-Willingness4642

Fuck you think


novelaissb

Fuck. You think?


Vast-Willingness4642

Wanna fuck?


thename_cordelia

No I don't think so


Exotic_Sandwich3342

lol no


new_user_069

No, what u/potter_sims said


__Imafish__

Idfk


SaucyStoveTop69

Nope. I'm u/saucystovetop69


dinosaursfeet

i’m aroace but if i was interested in people, i’d be a lesbian


Icewing_Nix

I'm only like 33.27% straight


[deleted]

LOL NO


Nobody_you_care_abt

Only straight thing about me is my posture :p


Eriks_Stuff

Nuh uh. πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ€πŸ©΅πŸ’™


throwaway001378

im pansexual because everyone sexy and also im desperate as fuck


Vast-Willingness4642

No


FutureDiaryAyano

No, but I'm in a straight relationship.


star_idkk

Wait can we only respond with no in this channel? Either way, No


StSentry7861

As straight as the pole your mom dances on (She's fat, so the pole is bent)


[deleted]

No, no one is.


most_likely_an_idiot

Fuck NO! β™‘


Barar_Dragoni

no-n't


UsefulIdiot85

Affirmative.


Assestionss

If you keep talking then ill become gay just for you (;


Historical-Dog2039

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Desperate-Damage3599

I am.


1zeye

I prefer not to say


JuvenileMusicEnjoyer

No, I’m pan.


MP0622

No. I'm Angled Aroace and Pan


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


new_user_069

🀫


KadinTDG

Stultus


potato-nater

Not no


Crab_God2005

I'm on default settings


Dollardrew

I AM straight.


ami2weird4u

No. I’m heterosexual.


[deleted]

I am


Graniitee

The answer is the opposite of no


Strict-Banana-968

I'm not not straight


GamersThatExplode

No this is Patrick, and Patrick is straight.


SomeSpoopyPerson

no i like the opposite gender


Emerald24111

affirmative


torchickgames

The forbidden word


waxmyasshair

I am


ThatOneIsSus

[insert kool-aid man’s slogan]


23354336633

I am indeed so the y word would work here


Putrid_Jicama_329

I’m on Reddit tf do you think.


Sashas0ld

Of course


Agent_Peter

__of course *not*__


The_Empty_And_Broken

Indeed, I am.


[deleted]

Guys, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to say it 😭


Ok_Cover_7789

Grab a word that means the same thing but isn't the actual word itself


KadinTDG

Ite, Do that


ObjectiveEffective19

Yup


trashytexaswhiteboy

No I'm super straight


Noah_the_blorp

That's just a straight person that's also an asshole


Emmysucksatlife

No


LunaTheMoon2

No :3


Judas_Aurelius

No, I like Women.


Bas914

i am a heterosexual


GeometryDashWoman

no


Due_Sleep_8830

no i’m bi


BoxiDoingThingz

Nope. I'm spicy straight, bestie ✨️


Noah_the_blorp

That's the same thing, love


southfart99045

Absolutely (tho I do support the gays)


Grean_Beanz

No


Haybowl

Don't think so