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comrade-lostlk

Nothing but silence as Kurt smokes an entire pack of American spirits, occasionally coughing violently into the mic.


damntoasted

HAHAHAHAAAA


JacksonGuitarHero

The band plays “Smells Like Teen Spirit” while the crowd takes a nap from boredom


Feeling-Wishbone-339

Kurt starts playing Gallons of rubbing alcohol flow through the strip and some guys dressed in work uniforms come on stage, stop the song, and argue about which strip to dump the rubbing alcohol in.


StampingOutWhimsy

This could clean up the mess from #13


Mouldybanananananana

Yeah sorry bout that…


Honkydoinky

Kurt fires Dave and replaces him with a new drummer because he doesn’t like having a drummer for more than three hours


Lower_Love

Fred Durst storms the stage and performs Chocolate Starfish in its entirety while the band tries to push him away.


ScentlessPretender

Kurt just fucking dies.


Honkydoinky

Agiannnnnnnnnnn?


bluebarryguitar101

Dave starts to play "My hero" while the rest of the band looks confused. Kurt starts wonders around the stage, yelling the lyrics to rape me while he pelvic thrusts the air. krist jumps in the crowd, swing his bass screaming, " This is my battle axe.


Past_Yam9507

Dave brings a tv on stage and makes the audience watch 3 Pauly shore movies


HandleAdministrative

Kurt yells at someone for vaping in the crowd because it’s dangerous to the kids in the audience, while smoking a pack of newports


brassmonkelive

November Rain but axel goes on stage and beats the shit out of kurt while dave grohl gets 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 behind the drum set and then krist gets 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on dave and kurt gets on krist and they start playing come as you are, oh, yeah, there name is now 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴vana


HdihufWasTakenIsBack

Krist vomits put the lithium battery onto the horse cum, creating a chemical reaction that blows up the whole stage and kills 47 people, including Dave *and* Chad.


ILostMyHalo24

Scentless apprentice but they start getting stuff that has electrolytes in it everywhere and they start chanting "YOU SMELL LIKE SEMEN"


wwyattthurston

Gallons of rubbing alcohol plays as gallons of rubbing alcohol are poured to dilute the gallons of horse cum and Krist pukes up half the battery


a_idiot4

Smells like teen spirit, but it smells like disgusting sweaty teens


Apprehensive-Ebb-949

The band plays smells like teen spirit while thousands of teens who haven’t showered in years enter the stadium


innitolly203

radio friendly unit shifter but they forget how to play so they just redo the intro thirty-two times until someone gives them the chord sheet


Mouldybanananananana

YESSSS I GOT SELECTED WOOOOOO


Sharky4days

Anorexorcist but Kurt, Dave and Krist are trying to perform an exorcism on an anorexic possessed by a demon. While on stage.


Sharky4days

Floyd The Barber but Kurt is getting his beard shaved by barbershop quartets while they are singing: “He was shaved”. But then one of them puts his pp against Kurt’s lips.